I want to see one more run from him, lock him in a dark room with only a tv and DDPYoga for a couple of months and he'll be ready to go
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February Wrasslin' |OT| Observe THIS, Brother!
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SallyIsNow
Banned
Klenomere
The greatest post in the history of our sport.
0 """""fighting spirit""""" 0 stars.
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Bluekaveli
Member
Go on and get some of that bullshit powder to help yourself
^ The last time Rusev looked like a future main eventer. Then this happened....
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Fuck that piece of shit
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Dave has good taste.
What are you talking about? It's not like it was the first time (or the last time) he's done it
😍😍😍Remember 1 month only Kane abs?
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Bring back World's Best Director of Operations Kane. That storyline made me laugh a lot and I was disappointed it only lasted like 3 weeks, particularly that episode where they had the "director of human resources" come out and tell Seth Rollins that Kane was obviously great (and reddit got mad that they got a pretty young girl to play the HR manager, but then it turned out she was actually the HR Director for WWE).
https://gfycat.com/ConsiderateAlienatedFattaileddunnart
He should've yelled "Go back to ROH!" after that
He should've yelled "Go back to ROH!" after that
If only SoulPlaya was still with us...Remember 1 month only Kane abs?
BewareTheBatsie
Member
Kane's injured?!
Still no big boy in For Honor beta
Does Ubi hate hosses?
how is the beta?
FallingEdge
Member
fun but I don't know if it is worth the $60 purchase.
Playing 2v2 matches with your friends is a blast tho.
The Undertaker vs The Undertaker was like Vince's dream match.
Owen vs Bret wasn't doing very well on the house show circuit at all. The matches on the house shows were pretty bad too.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
"Go back to Ring of Honor" is never going to be topped for poor Baron.
I also skipped through a lot of Raw and it was...okay. I'm not entirely sure I understand where they're going with Strowman. He feels like Rusev when Rusev was still booked strong, but incapable of actually doing a match. It drives me fucking off the wall that WWE has been looking for these homegrown stars forever yet they don't give Rusev anything but a repetitive Boris and Natasha act. Everyone gets off on the idea of a Big E run, but I'd much rather see a Rusev run because I think he naturally has so much natural charisma when you see him not shackled to the corny foreign villain act. Dude's act should be basically an over the top Zangief.
I think the fans would want to cheer for the guy if they were given almost literally any reason to do so.
I also skipped through a lot of Raw and it was...okay. I'm not entirely sure I understand where they're going with Strowman. He feels like Rusev when Rusev was still booked strong, but incapable of actually doing a match. It drives me fucking off the wall that WWE has been looking for these homegrown stars forever yet they don't give Rusev anything but a repetitive Boris and Natasha act. Everyone gets off on the idea of a Big E run, but I'd much rather see a Rusev run because I think he naturally has so much natural charisma when you see him not shackled to the corny foreign villain act. Dude's act should be basically an over the top Zangief.
I think the fans would want to cheer for the guy if they were given almost literally any reason to do so.
Reneledarker
Banned
Evolve wrestling is in that sad position, doesn't matter what they do, they just stay the same. The only indie that it looks it could be bigger if they wanted is PWG, but they just don't care. Also the closeness and facility to move in the UK/EU makes traveling so much easier than the USA or the rest of America. Shame no one is investing in doing a big UK/EU promotion, that just lets WWE pillage the best talent in the region.
FallingEdge
Member
6 * performance
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
It was hilarious, especially when they had him be Good Guy Glenn and only momentarily slip into Evil Kane by putting Seth in shitty matches or whatever.
PartTimeWarrior
Banned
"Go back to NOAH!"
Top work.
UrbanDandy
Member
Now that's what I'm talking about. Thanks for the edit.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I think they should pull the trigger on a flukey as fuck Tye Dillinger NXT title run at whatever the interstitial TakeOver is between WM and SummerSlam.
He's the closest thing they have to Sami Zayn right now in terms of character, but dude would be a jobber or in a tag team stable with Tyler Breeze within a month on the main roster. He's also one of the few guys they have that actually feel like legit NXT guys (even though he's been around forever) as opposed to a ringer they brought in to keep the benches warm while they wait on timing for a main roster promotion.
I'm just saying, Nakamura's PPV fights have been against all guys over 30, and most of those against people older than he is who primarily made their names elsewhere, and he's already in his mid 30s to begin with.
He's the closest thing they have to Sami Zayn right now in terms of character, but dude would be a jobber or in a tag team stable with Tyler Breeze within a month on the main roster. He's also one of the few guys they have that actually feel like legit NXT guys (even though he's been around forever) as opposed to a ringer they brought in to keep the benches warm while they wait on timing for a main roster promotion.
I'm just saying, Nakamura's PPV fights have been against all guys over 30, and most of those against people older than he is who primarily made their names elsewhere, and he's already in his mid 30s to begin with.
Duet with flo rida
PartTimeWarrior
Banned
Erick Rowan is cleared from his injury
We're getting Rowan vs rock 2 twice in a lifetime
BewareTheBatsie
Member
I hope EC is good outside of the main title match.
They strike gold with every division but the tag.
Smackdown keeping three women's storylines going on a two hour long show is pretty awesome (four if you count the whole Carmella thing).
They strike gold with every division but the tag.
Mase Gumble
Member
Piss about with a flame thrower for 10 mins again hopefully,
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I honestly wonder if Rock plans to do one last match. I guess with Goldberg getting a big money run, he can basically put it off until he's no longer the It Guy in Hollywood.
Also, Samoa Joe as HHH's heavy is a weird role for a guy whose entire heel run in NXT was focused around being a huge asshole to William Regal. It's yet to be seen if FOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY is going to work as well as "REGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL"
The fact they aren't blowing their load over him being there suggests its going to be one of the "surprises" again. Because of course we need Shawn Michaels, Mick Foley, Stone Cold Steve Austin, the Undertaker and the Rock at every WrestleMania from now until all of those guys are dead. Vince will still be alive at that point, too, and I expect to see CGI or Cyborg Stone Cold come out to stun people at WrestleMania 85.
Special main event, in-ring blow job from Vince and Dunn. Once in a lifetime.
FindingGreedo
Member
Much obliged for the advice!
That's a pretty decent card for the folks I've heard of. I think what I might end up doing is trying a month of each of the main bad boys (excluding WWE obvs) and seeing which one tickles my pickle the most. I may see if I can organise my real-life wrassle pals to each subscribe to a different service and share details (slightly unethical, but I'm a poor) For now I'm going to continue to binge the crap out of Progress until I'm nearly up-to-date.
slightconfuse
Banned
Rusev
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
My biggest problem with the Rock is that whenever he comes out he chews the fucking scenery for like 15 minutes every time without exception and makes sure to get all of his verbal shit in.
I guess I can see why the live crowd would love it, but watching from home I'm bored beyond the initial pop. The only time I liked having Rock randomly come out in recent years was when he came out on Rusev completely unannounced (because it was unexpected), but then it got worse when he came back and insisted he banged Lana without any protest from either her or Rusev (despite his entire character being "jealous of people looking at his wife").
I guess I can see why the live crowd would love it, but watching from home I'm bored beyond the initial pop. The only time I liked having Rock randomly come out in recent years was when he came out on Rusev completely unannounced (because it was unexpected), but then it got worse when he came back and insisted he banged Lana without any protest from either her or Rusev (despite his entire character being "jealous of people looking at his wife").
TarpitCarnivore
Member
When you need to work within tighter requirements it makes you much more focused.
He will repeat that rock babies line again then say his 4 catchphrases and walk out squashing a midcard heel.
It's not like Raw has an extensive and full of depth women roster
FlammableD
Banned
gwf is vapourware
gwf is vapourware
lies