Its also Jeff's first and only singles match at Wrestlemania.
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February Wrasslin' |OT| Observe THIS, Brother!
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Its also Jeff's first and only singles match at Wrestlemania.
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ANuclearError, I like you because your username is an apparent allusion to the The Clash, but I dislike you because your username is realistically ominous in '17, daddeh!
excelsiorlef
Member
Hogan turns up on Monday Night RAW, says he's enforcing Trump's immigration ban, brother. Says Bulgaria isn't on the terror watchlist but it should be, because Rusev's been terrorising the WWE, and that's a shoot, jack. Big boot, drop the leg, Hulk gets Rusev deported. However, the next week a mysterious masked brute named Mr. Russia viciously attacks Hogan. Hulk's desperate to find out who Mr. Russia is and have him kicked out of the country, dude. So Mr. Russia challenges him to a match at WrestleMania, with his secret identity and Hulk's American citizenship on the line. Hulk accepts, also convincing Lana sides at some point, because of his raw sexual magnetism or some such. Of course it's all a ruse, Lana tricking Hulk with her feminine wiles and helping Rusev win a shock upset victory over the immortal Hulk Hogan. Mr. Russia wins and Hulk is deported, only for Mr. America to appear and lay a beating on Mr. Russia, unmasking him to reveal that it was Rusev all along!
I hate you
Bluekaveli
Member
My cousin always laughed because Goldberg could survive his but not Jeff lmfaoI'll always remember the time Jeff got blasted with pyro.
Hogan turns up on Monday Night RAW, says he's enforcing Trump's immigration ban, brother. Says Bulgaria isn't on the terror watchlist but it should be, because Rusev's been terrorising the WWE, and that's a shoot, jack. Big boot, drop the leg, Hulk gets Rusev deported. However, the next week a mysterious masked brute named Mr. Russia viciously attacks Hogan. Hulk's desperate to find out who Mr. Russia is and have him kicked out of the country, dude. So Mr. Russia challenges him to a match at WrestleMania, with his secret identity and Hulk's American citizenship on the line. Hulk accepts, also convincing Lana to switch sides at some point, because of his raw sexual magnetism or some such. Of course it's all a ruse, Lana tricking Hulk with her feminine wiles and helping Rusev win a shock upset victory over the immortal Hulk Hogan. Mr. Russia wins and Hulk is deported, only for Mr. America to appear and lay a beating on Mr. Russia, unmasking him to reveal that it was Rusev all along!
If Hogan does come back Rusev is like number 1 candidate to be made look like a geek to pop the crowd, you got that right.
PHOENIXZERO
Member
Hogan turns up on Monday Night RAW, says he's enforcing Trump's immigration ban, brother. Says Bulgaria isn't on the terror watchlist but it should be, because Rusev's been terrorising the WWE, and that's a shoot, jack. Big boot, drop the leg, Hulk gets Rusev deported. However, the next week a mysterious masked brute named Mr. Russia viciously attacks Hogan. Hulk's desperate to find out who Mr. Russia is and have him kicked out of the country, dude. So Mr. Russia challenges him to a match at WrestleMania, with his secret identity and Hulk's American citizenship on the line. Hulk accepts, also convincing Lana to switch sides at some point, because of his raw sexual magnetism or some such. Of course it's all a ruse, Lana tricking Hulk with her feminine wiles and helping Rusev win a shock upset victory over the immortal Hulk Hogan. Mr. Russia wins and Hulk is deported, only for Mr. America to appear and lay a beating on Mr. Russia, unmasking him to reveal that it was Rusev all along!
Or Mr. Russia with Putin in his corner vs Mr. America with Trump in his.
You know how that turns out.
slightconfuse
Banned
The new American Dream Rusev has sooooooo much money in it. Shame they will never do it
Brian_FETO
Banned
* * * * *Hogan turns up on Monday Night RAW, says he's enforcing Trump's immigration ban, brother. Says Bulgaria isn't on the terror watchlist but it should be, because Rusev's been terrorising the WWE, and that's a shoot, jack. Big boot, drop the leg, Hulk gets Rusev deported. However, the next week a mysterious masked brute named Mr. Russia viciously attacks Hogan. Hulk's desperate to find out who Mr. Russia is and have him kicked out of the country, dude. So Mr. Russia challenges him to a match at WrestleMania, with his secret identity and Hulk's American citizenship on the line. Hulk accepts, also convincing Lana to switch sides at some point, because of his raw sexual magnetism or some such. Of course it's all a ruse, Lana tricking Hulk with her feminine wiles and helping Rusev win a shock upset victory over the immortal Hulk Hogan. Mr. Russia wins and Hulk is deported, only for Mr. America to appear and lay a beating on Mr. Russia, unmasking him to reveal that it was Rusev all along!
Wrestling is real again
The new American Dream Rusev has sooooooo much money in it. Shame they will never do it
I've been saying this since Mania 31.
The only reason I would ever want to see Hogan on my screen again is if New Day spends half an hour beating the shit outta him.
I would pay for a PPV of just that
That poor man's been suffering economic anxiety for years.Hogan is just misunderstood.
But I thought the FBI locked them all up?Hogan should have a cage fight with 3 actual black panthers.
billy beane
Banned
No way dude they might shoot on me. I can't work a shoot dude I can only work a work.Hogan should have a cage fight with 3 actual black panthers.
Hogan turns up on Monday Night RAW, says he's enforcing Trump's immigration ban, brother. Says Bulgaria isn't on the terror watchlist but it should be, because Rusev's been terrorising the WWE, and that's a shoot, jack. Big boot, drop the leg, Hulk gets Rusev deported. However, the next week a mysterious masked brute named Mr. Russia viciously attacks Hogan. Hulk's desperate to find out who Mr. Russia is and have him kicked out of the country, dude. So Mr. Russia challenges him to a match at WrestleMania, with his secret identity and Hulk's American citizenship on the line. Hulk accepts, also convincing Lana to switch sides at some point, because of his raw sexual magnetism or some such. Of course it's all a ruse, Lana tricking Hulk with her feminine wiles and helping Rusev win a shock upset victory over the immortal Hulk Hogan. Mr. Russia wins and Hulk is deported, only for Mr. America to appear and lay a beating on Mr. Russia, unmasking him to reveal that it was Rusev all along!
Or Hogan can fuck off.
FallingEdge
Member
Hogan turns up on Monday Night RAW, says he's enforcing Trump's immigration ban, brother. Says Bulgaria isn't on the terror watchlist but it should be, because Rusev's been terrorising the WWE, and that's a shoot, jack. Big boot, drop the leg, Hulk gets Rusev deported. However, the next week a mysterious masked brute named Mr. Russia viciously attacks Hogan. Hulk's desperate to find out who Mr. Russia is and have him kicked out of the country, dude. So Mr. Russia challenges him to a match at WrestleMania, with his secret identity and Hulk's American citizenship on the line. Hulk accepts, also convincing Lana to switch sides at some point, because of his raw sexual magnetism or some such. Of course it's all a ruse, Lana tricking Hulk with her feminine wiles and helping Rusev win a shock upset victory over the immortal Hulk Hogan. Mr. Russia wins and Hulk is deported, only for Mr. America to appear and lay a beating on Mr. Russia, unmasking him to reveal that it was Rusev all along!
I love this.
Do it. Except have Rusev win. He ain't getting Rocky IV'd.
The only reason I would ever want to see Hogan on my screen again is if New Day spends half an hour beating the shit outta him.
So you want New Day to turn heel then?
In Vince's eyes at least.
What IS otunga good at? He can't commentate, he can't act, was he a good wrestler? I wasn't watching when he wrestled
Is he a good lawyer?
he's the husband of a famous lady
Just watched the Criminal Minds with Otunga in it...
Fuck he is shit at acting
His wife can rest easy on future Oscar nights then.
Bluekaveli
Member
I like this.The only reason I would ever want to see Hogan on my screen again is if New Day spends half an hour beating the shit outta him.
HashtagLapsed
Member
Even if marks don't boo Hogan it will probably be terrible publicity for WWE to bring the racist cunt back.
On the other hand, Trump is a thing that is happening so fuck knows.
On the other hand, Trump is a thing that is happening so fuck knows.
His wife can rest easy on future Oscar nights then.
He tries to put emotion in his face by raising his eyebrow every few seconds. Then crossed his arms to flex his muscles when asked if they had security haha.
HazySaiyan
Banned
Hogan can probably relate to Trump really well, they've both got horrible fake tan, terrible hair and a creepy infatuation with their own daughters.
Oh yeah and they're both racist shitbags.
Oh yeah and they're both racist shitbags.
Damn Silly
Member
If Hogan does come back Rusev is like number 1 candidate to be made look like a geek to pop the crowd, you got that right.
He's teaming with Jinder Mahal, at the moment, right? I have expect Hogan to bury them both in a handicap match.
The only reason I would ever want to see Hogan on my screen again is if New Day spends half an hour beating the shit outta him.
Fuck, I'd watch a line of every non-American just line up Airplane style and get their shit in on him.
He's teaming with Jinder Mahal, at the moment, right? I have expect Hogan to bury them both in a handicap match.
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oh god i didn't even know that, now it is a 100% certainty. I bet they were put together with this in mind.
Bluekaveli
Member
Now that I think of it, they'll probably have show beat Shaq then Hogan will save Shaq and body slam show to commemorate WM 3 and leg drop Show. Then he and Shaq MUST POSE!oh god i didn't even know that, now it is a 100% certainty. I bet they were put together with this in mind.
At NXT Philly, part of the pre show the correspondent was interviewing a little girl wearing every piece of wwe merchandise you could imagine.
Correspondent asks her who her favorite wrestler is. She says Sasha Banks, "but I hate how she loses every PPV."
She could only have been like 10. I about died LOL'ng.
Correspondent asks her who her favorite wrestler is. She says Sasha Banks, "but I hate how she loses every PPV."
She could only have been like 10. I about died LOL'ng.
At NXT Philly, part of the pre show the correspondent was interviewing a little girl wearing every piece of wwe merchandise you could imagine.
Correspondent asks her who her favorite wrestler is. She says Sasha Banks, "but I hate how she loses every PPV."
She could only have been like 10. I about died LOL'ng.
Me too, kid.
Me too.
Nocturnowl
Member
Banks just can't best that meaningful undefeated on ppv title match streak of Charlotte that ascertains her unbeatable quality.
Now if you excuse me it's time to watch her get pinned by Bayley once more next week on Raw.
Now if you excuse me it's time to watch her get pinned by Bayley once more next week on Raw.
SallyIsNow
Banned
Is the NJPW show tomorrow or Saturday?
Is the NJPW show tomorrow or Saturday?
Saturday, 12:00am PST
(Which is basically tomorrow night)
Bluekaveli
Member
Right in the feels 😧At NXT Philly, part of the pre show the correspondent was interviewing a little girl wearing every piece of wwe merchandise you could imagine.
Correspondent asks her who her favorite wrestler is. She says Sasha Banks, "but I hate how she loses every PPV."
She could only have been like 10. I about died LOL'ng.
SallyIsNow
Banned
Thank you, Pikmark.
avengers23
Banned
Hogan turns up on Monday Night RAW, says he's enforcing Trump's immigration ban, brother. Says Bulgaria isn't on the terror watchlist but it should be, because Rusev's been terrorising the WWE, and that's a shoot, jack. Big boot, drop the leg, Hulk gets Rusev deported. However, the next week a mysterious masked brute named Mr. Russia viciously attacks Hogan. Hulk's desperate to find out who Mr. Russia is and have him kicked out of the country, dude. So Mr. Russia challenges him to a match at WrestleMania, with his secret identity and Hulk's American citizenship on the line. Hulk accepts, also convincing Lana to switch sides at some point, because of his raw sexual magnetism or some such. Of course it's all a ruse, Lana tricking Hulk with her feminine wiles and helping Rusev win a shock upset victory over the immortal Hulk Hogan. Mr. Russia wins and Hulk is deported, only for Mr. America to appear and lay a beating on Mr. Russia, unmasking him to reveal that it was Rusev all along!
No way Putin okays a feud between Mr. Russia and Mr. America, brother.
I think they should pull the trigger on a flukey as fuck Tye Dillinger NXT title run at whatever the interstitial TakeOver is between WM and SummerSlam.
He's the closest thing they have to Sami Zayn right now in terms of character, but dude would be a jobber or in a tag team stable with Tyler Breeze within a month on the main roster. He's also one of the few guys they have that actually feel like legit NXT guys (even though he's been around forever) as opposed to a ringer they brought in to keep the benches warm while they wait on timing for a main roster promotion.
I'm just saying, Nakamura's PPV fights have been against all guys over 30, and most of those against people older than he is who primarily made their names elsewhere, and he's already in his mid 30s to begin with.
My man.
Also the title's only been held by the absolute top guys for years now. Where it (seemingly) used to be that anyone on the nxt roster was a chance to get it.
Bluekaveli
Member
I laugh every time people trip over Hogan coming back. Everyone is like, nope, fuck it.Nah, anytime Hogan shows up I'm immediately turning the channel. No thanks Vinny Mac lol.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
The only reason I would ever want to see Hogan on my screen again is if New Day spends half an hour beating the shit outta him.
I'd subscribe to the Network
Just watched the Criminal Minds with Otunga in it...
Fuck he is shit at acting
Saw that clip, too. Shit was bad.
I'm normally against wrasslin tats but sounds AwesomeI was thinking about getting a tattoo that's the standard drama masks but with LA Park and Dr Wagner Jr masks instead