Mase Gumble
Member
The Big Dog deserves better than carrying the corpse of the Undertaker to a good match.
Fuck Meam Mark, he looks like someone's Grandad dressed as The Undertaker these days. Sad!
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February Wrasslin' |OT| Observe THIS, Brother!
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Fuck Meam Mark, he looks like someone's Grandad dressed as The Undertaker these days. Sad!
WhateverItTakes
Banned
Pffft. I'm a fringe player, I'm biding my time at the other promotions because Stephzilla isn't offering the right contracts for what I'm worth. The GWF will have to languish without me until they give me what's coming to me.
Anyone who wants to fight for Yakuza in the Fed until my glorious arrival will be well rewarded, you can balee dat.
Also back to current wrasslin' I really want Bray to get the win at Mania, I swear the dude doesn't win there.
Who the fook are you?
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
You guys drove the GWF meme into the ground as quickly as you could, huh? Although I can't say I'm surprised because you know, WrassleGAF gonna WrassleGAF.
FlammableD
Banned
WhateverItTakes
Banned
One of those part timers you marks seem pretty jealous of.
I'm not the most hardcore fan so I don't really post much in this thread. Hard to grab that brass ring with so many greasy palms clawing around. The GWF's inaugural ladder match was an entertaining event I hope to see more of in the future.
Biggest-Geek-Ever
Member
SallyIsNow
Banned
AngrySnake
LiquidGrimace
LiquidGrimace
Dark Ninja
Member
Mojo got a pop at Elimination Chamber. MOJO IS OVER.
Ziggler got one for beating a black man down.
excelsiorlef
Member
They're your basic house show
Dark Ninja
Member
At least it didn't get a "you deserve it" chant.
excelsiorlef
Member
Ohh the NXT twitter account is on the line in that match, neat.
FlammableD
Banned
There's apparently some power plays going on for Sonjay. WWE had him at the PC for a trainer spot recently, and ROH are looking to snap him up for a commentary role.
Bluekaveli
Member
Hmmm I wonder what happens!
sf2fanatic
Member
Nattie can be a great heel with a little more seasoning
excelsiorlef
Member
damn house show. That is beneath me. Thanks fam.
House shows are a blast, got decent seats for 30 bucks and had a fun night at the Grapple Matches
Ohno wins. Nakamura and Roode get called up to Raw to job to Roman?
Really curious how long Mania is supposed to be this year. This is the card I imagine:
Goldberg vs Lesnar
Reigns vs Undertaker
HHH vs Rollins
Owens vs Jericho
Charlotte vs Bayley vs Sasha vs Nia Jax
Raw Tag Title match
Orton vs Wyatt
Styles vs Shane
Cena/Nikki vs Miz/Maryse
IC title match
Smackdown Women's Title match
Smackdown Tag Title match
Battle Royale
Shaq vs Big Show?
That's 13, possibly 14 matches at the least. Seems insane.
Last year only had 12 including the pre-show matches.
And it seems like a waste for Samoa Joe and Braun Strowman to simply just be in the Battle Royale.
Goldberg vs Lesnar
Reigns vs Undertaker
HHH vs Rollins
Owens vs Jericho
Charlotte vs Bayley vs Sasha vs Nia Jax
Raw Tag Title match
Orton vs Wyatt
Styles vs Shane
Cena/Nikki vs Miz/Maryse
IC title match
Smackdown Women's Title match
Smackdown Tag Title match
Battle Royale
Shaq vs Big Show?
That's 13, possibly 14 matches at the least. Seems insane.
Last year only had 12 including the pre-show matches.
And it seems like a waste for Samoa Joe and Braun Strowman to simply just be in the Battle Royale.
Shaq vs Show is happening. Show keeps calling him out on Twitter.
Professor Beef
Banned
Goldberg/Lesnar will be short. Same with BigShaq. Roman/Taker hopefully is no longer than 10 minutes.
BewareTheBatsie
Member
I haven't really seen much of what he's done (namely because nothing he's done seems to be setting the world on fire) but I think it's safe to say Cody Rhodes is not going to be returning to WWE anytime soon to receive a huge push. Which is a shame since when he first got released I thought a year or so with some good matches might help him out.
Into the Light
Banned
Who wins? If its Lesner, I cxl my sub right now.
Bluekaveli
Member
Hmmm, interesting. I could see Roode retaining. Nakamura moving to the main roster but Ohno and Roode feud until Brooklyn III where Ohno wins.
Lesnar
The Strokes
Banned
Cancel it.
Biggest-Geek-Ever
Member
I think Braun is definitely winning the battle royale.
Is Seth for sure going to be cleared to do a long singles match with Triple H? Cause to me it seems like if Balor is ready the best move would be to do Seth/Finn vs Triple H/Joe.
Is Seth for sure going to be cleared to do a long singles match with Triple H? Cause to me it seems like if Balor is ready the best move would be to do Seth/Finn vs Triple H/Joe.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Almost certainly canceled
I was more jokng. I can see what you said happening, Nakamura will move to Raw, Roode to Smackdown in a few months.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I'm guessing the IC match is Corbin-Ambrose, maybe with Ziggler thrown in the mix so Ambrose can be a hero and overcome the odds.
Don't forget at least 3 of those matches are pre-show and some of them are gimmick matches. They should probably condense the Tag Team matches into a dual branded thing - Raw Tag Champs v. SD Tag Champs. SD has absolutely nothing on the tag side and American Alpha just beat the entire fucking roster of tag teams. Battle Royale can be the same gimmick shit except New Day can get an entrance and special Kofi Kingston doesn't get eliminated moment.
Don't forget the special appearance by the Rock.
4 of those matches will be on the PRE PRE show!
Even if you replaced the Smackdown tag titles with a Cruiserweight title match, that's still 14 matches. 2 more matches than last year's 6 and a half hour slog.
WWE are carrying on as if it is happening.
Remember the intro video for Wrestlemania XIX where people all over the world were watching Wrestlemania on TVs in public places? At one point there were a bunch of cattle rustlers sitting around a campfire cooking beans out of a can and watching Wrestlemania on a 19 inch TV that couldn't possibly have been plugged into power, much less a cable box.
Last night I was driving home from work and I Bluetoothed WWE Network through the car speakers and listened to Orton/Harper. It occurred to me that I could live the dream prophesied by that intro video and go watch Wrestlemania on a camping trip or something this year.
Last night I was driving home from work and I Bluetoothed WWE Network through the car speakers and listened to Orton/Harper. It occurred to me that I could live the dream prophesied by that intro video and go watch Wrestlemania on a camping trip or something this year.
Bluekaveli
Member
I know exactly what you're referring to.
sf2fanatic
Member
A lot of Chinlocks were being used last night.
Even if Rollins can't compete, HHH is still going to have a match.
Barrage
Member
It's gonna be long as shit for sure. But the Rock's entire segment last year took TWENTY-SEVEN MINUTES. Take that and spread it out and I can see them making it work.
You can argue about what is good wrestling but the second you use a goddamn """"King"""" Ross gif you forfeit that privilege. There should be no tolerance for WhatCulture trash
And I'm about to put you in one motherfucker