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[Guzim]

The Ascension suck and have always sucked.

 

[Paracelsus]

I swear American Alpha is as bland as Apollo Crews.

They look like a tag team straight out 1992, in 2017. Same reason as of why Demoli- I mean the Road War- er, Ascension is not working.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Fuck the aa.

 

[Brian_FETO]

I just realized....they haven't had Roman in any of those dumb WWE Champions ads have they?

 

[Anth0ny]

They have no idea how to book tag teams on smackdown, it's really weird

 

[slabrock]

Should just have Scott Steiner be the mouthpiece for AA.

 

[excelsiorlef]

The Tag Title tournament was the last time this division really felt exciting. Heath Slater's rise, The Uso's heel turn, American Alpha actually had heat.

Damn shame how it all went down afterward.

I loved Wyatt/Orton with the belts... then they rushed it on AA with zero build.

 

[Bluekaveli]

I just realized....they haven't had Roman in any of those dumb WWE Champions ads have they?

What's he going to say?

 

[Hidden One]

What's he going to say?

"Belee dat baby gurl >:|"

 

[Ultratech]

What's he going to say?

Believe that?

Sufferin' Succotash!

(I dunno.)

 

[slabrock]

What's he going to say?

Sufferin Succotash, this is the Big Dog's yard. Balee Dat.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Ooooh my heart. Sportsnet here in Canada ran an old WWE live promo and said appearing are Kevin Owens and his best friend Chris Jericho.

 

[SallyIsNow]

The Ascension suck and have always sucked.

No one bothered to GIF their dope af entrance yesterday

Spoiler

, but rest assured that it would have changed your mind. Better than smiley Kurt angle lites.

 

[Theslammer]

They look like a tag team straight out 1992, in 2017. Same reason as of why Demoli- I mean the Road War- er, Ascension is not working.

Yeah, I'm looking at their outfits and I keep thinking of The Steiner Bros. Between that and The Ascension looking like the Legion of Doom, it's like this Twilight Zone throwback where I'm seeing old school teams using different people.

 

[Dick Justice]

Amazing how much better Ascension's entrance looked in the minor leagues.

 

[RyougaSaotome]

The Tag Title tournament was the last time this division really felt exciting. Heath Slater's rise, The Uso's heel turn, American Alpha actually had heat.

Damn shame how it all went down afterward.

This is the shittiest thing of all. That tournament was super cool and while you still had a bunch of jobber teams, Slater/Rhyno, heel Uso's, and AA made for a compelling mini-story.

And then it just completely fell apart after that.

 

[ShadyK54]

Just turning SD on.

That triple threat for the title could be cool.

 

[PreFire]

Jordan pretty strong

 

[Hidden One]

Amazing how much better Ascension's entrance looked in the minor leaguess.

We'll be saying this about Shinsuke too. Hell even Finn's entrance doesn't look as good.

 

[Man God]

Sunny Mac would be proud.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

I hate the take the straps off spot. Only Angle made it work.

They have no idea how to book tag teams on smackdown, it's really weird

I can't remember what It was like but people have pointed out that Ward run NXT didn't have the greatest tag division either. Seens to be his weakness.

 

[Brian_FETO]

Amazing how much better Ascension's entrance looked in the minor leaguess.

They also look better without the jobber paint

Facepaint on modern wrasslers is shit, just stop. Makes you look like a dumb juggalo

 

[somedevil]

They got a nice pop for the win.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Sooo uhhh what was the point of that? Non title and AA still win?


Ahh ok

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Lmao heel usos are great. Give them the belts.

 

[Man God]

Uce

 

[ramoisdead]

I like these gangsta Usos.

 

[PreFire]

Wtf is this shit man

 

[Bluekaveli]

Aa has boring music too CFO$ is abysmal

 

[Keyser Soze]

Video Thing: 2Human

 

[ShadyK54]

Are the Usos about to spit some bars?

Edit: What was that? Music cue then...nothing?

 

[SallyIsNow]

Lmao heel usos are great. Give them the belts.

Are they?

Spoiler

no

 

[Hidden One]

Well that was awkward.

 

[Beefy]

 

[ReiGun]

I loved Wyatt/Orton with the belts... then they rushed it on AA with zero build.

That was good, but all too short like you said.

 

[BlazinSkatinAxel]

Should just have Scott Steiner be the mouthpiece for AA.

Shelton Benjamin

 

[Brian_FETO]

That promo would've worked better if they weren't glancing over to their lines every two seconds

Missed opportunity in not having them attack from behind right then

 

[RyougaSaotome]

YEAAAAAH

The Uso/AA story was good going up until the tag tournament and then the whole arc just got forgotten.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Why are the Usos yelling at me? :/

 

[Bluekaveli]

Uces killing it

 

[Rimfya]

Lmao heel usos are great. Give them the belts.

They're significantly more interesting this way.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Usos... can't believe I'm a fan of the Usos...

Ummm whatttt

 

[PreFire]

Dean Ambrose is hilarious sometimes

Carmella looking like a puppet on Sesame Street.. Lol

 

[somedevil]

Someone is going to die.

 

[ramoisdead]

Carmellsworth is funny. Welp RIP in peace James.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Usos... can't believe I'm a fan of the Usos...

Ummm whatttt

It feels weird.

 

[Brian_FETO]

Is that Mickie pic from a family party or something

 

[Bluekaveli]

Yes Ellsy about to get a baaaaad ass beating

 

[LiQuid!]

The Tag Title tournament was the last time this division really felt exciting. Heath Slater's rise, The Uso's heel turn, American Alpha actually had heat.

Damn shame how it all went down afterward.

Randy and Bray literally buried the entire division.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Wait they played the uso theme and then cut to a completely different segment.