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[FlammableD]

 

[Browny]

Everyone is safe from those goobers. Jobbed out so fucking hard despite being champs.

 

[Zach]

To WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump:

YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN.

YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN.

YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN.

(I hope. His pals and sons, too.)

 

[miserable]

So NJPW is gonna celebrate its 45th anniversary with an anime character in the main event.

 

[avengers23]

Huh.

Brothers from different mothers?

 

[Nocturnowl]

Fucking hell everything was over in 2000

https://youtu.be/bhpyPaEt4Tw

Like really over

No joke, this segment was one of the main things that drew me into wrasslin', me and my brother were just flicking through the channels, saw a giant arse in someone's face followed by Angle's perfect reaction and that was that.

 

[LiQuid!]

This dude Enzo lmao. Hearing Meltzer and Alvarez rip into the match brought tears to my eyes.

Looks like a pretty typical Ambrose match tbh

 

[Beefy]

Looks like a pretty typical Ambrose match tbh

Enzo is worse then Ambrose

 

[cLOUDo]

This dude Enzo lmao. Hearing Meltzer and Alvarez rip into the match brought tears to my eyes.

This is Ambrose's level of bad

 

[LiQuid!]

Enzo is worse then Ambrose

I'd argue that relative to his spot on the card Dean is probably worse. Dean is a top guy and pulls that same garbage Enzo got shit on for in that match.

Honestly, they shouldn't let Enzo wrestle. Just let him continue to be Cass's cymbal monkey. Every time he gets in the ring he either gets himself murdered or makes someone look stupid.

 

[Fox318]

This dude Enzo lmao. Hearing Meltzer and Alvarez rip into the match brought tears to my eyes.

There are new Japan people who train a day who are better than enzo.

The performance center is a fraud.

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

I hated Enzo before it was cool.

 

[Fox318]

Cesaro had better matches with the tough enough finalists.

People who walked in from the street.

 

[Zach]

I hated Mike Enos before it was cool.

 

[SallyIsNow]

I'm not a fan of all the finisher spam.

That's what they mean by WWE Style. No psychology, just kickout of finishers a lot.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

So NJPW is gonna celebrate its 45th anniversary with an anime character in the main event.

Sounds fitting. 36 years of pushing them!

 

[Heroman]

This is Ambrose's level of bad

Ambrose has never botch run the ropes.

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

More like certified zzzz bonafide dud Enzo Amore

 

[FlammableD]

 

[Hasney]

Nice of Vince to paint his nails.

 

[Ithil]

This dude Enzo lmao. Hearing Meltzer and Alvarez rip into the match brought tears to my eyes.

Alvarez talking about how when there's a great wrestler and a bad wrestler who have a bad match, sometimes it's the great wrestler's fault because they should have known they can't do their regular match with this opponent, they have to idiot-proof the match. Then he says Cesaro did idiot-proof this match and Enzo still fucked it up.

 

[avengers23]

Look at Triple H, through Stephanie, try to claim the boy as his after having three daughters.

"Shane-uh. Ladder match-uh for custody of your son-uh at WrestleMania!"

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

Sadly nothing will happen with E&C so long as people keep cheering their stupid ass catchphrases

 

[Hasney]

Sadly nothing will happen with E&C so long as people keep cheering their stupid ass catchphrases

But I love their 5 second poses. And tiny umbrellas really get the party started!

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

Naturally Wreddit is defending Enzo and calling him a "GREAT SELLER"

Weird as it sounds I think Enzo intentionally limits his offense to fit his gimmick. He can probably do more than he has shown but it wouldn't make sense for his character.

LOL What!?

 

[Browny]

Naturally Wreddit is defending Enzo and calling him a "GREAT SELLER"



LOL What!?

The key word here is Reddit...

 

[Hasney]

You know who did get a decent match out of Enzo & Cass?

THE REVIVAL

 

[sf2fanatic]

When's the New Day going to break up so i can see Kofi move to SD and battle for the IC title?

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

When's the New Day going to break up so i can see Kofi move to SD and battle for the IC title?

I'd be ok with New Day going 4-Horseman route

 

[Heroman]

"Grandpa why is Ivan Koloff taking a picture of us"

 

[Beefy]

Vince loves his face lifts

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

When's the New Day going to break up so i can see Kofi move to SD and battle for the IC title?

The Wildkat returns to smackdown

 

[avengers23]

Great point was made on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dhm/status/831867160767168516

"Stone Cold” Steve Austin has stunned 46 percent of the people in this photo, including the president. https://t.co/GKkz0cjB5d

What a shitty sell by the POTUS.

What a shitty sell by our Small Business Administrator:

Shane on the other hand:

 

[Bluekaveli]

Look at Triple H, through Stephanie, try to claim the boy as his after having three daughters.

"Shane-uh. Ladder match-uh for custody of your son-uh at WrestleMania!"

 

[Browny]

Shane on the other hand:

Shane's sell was better than Hall or Rock. Up there with Santino's.

 

[Caderfix]

Corbin, Braun, AJ, Prize Fighter KO, Bray and Harper... Man, WWE has some serious fresh and good stuff in their hands. I really hope they play their cards right.

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

Corbin, Braun, AJ, Prize Fighter KO, Bray and Harper... Man, WWE has some serious fresh and good stuff in their hands. I really hope they play their cards right.

Too bad they're on different shows and we wont see good cross-over

 

[Uno Venova]

Naturally Wreddit is defending Enzo and calling him a "GREAT SELLER"



LOL What!?

What do you mean naturally Wreddit usually has better opinions than we do.

 

[Sephzilla]

Best Stunner sells:

Hall > Shane > Rock

 

[cLOUDo]

Ambrose has never botch run the ropes.

Maybe not a rope but...

Never forget

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

What do you mean naturally Wreddit usually has better opinions than we do.

You sure bout that? I feel like we're a bit more honest, although at times a little over the top in criticisms.

 

[Sephzilla]

Maybe not a rope but...

Never forget

And this was only, what, a week or two after Austin called him out?

 

[FlammableD]

Great point was made on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dhm/status/831867160767168516

I also enjoyed this one:

https://twitter.com/How2Wrestling/status/831874239397523456

 

[Acosta]

Trump did it, he has made Wrestling real!

 

[SallyIsNow]

What do you mean naturally Wreddit usually has better opinions than we do.

Lol
DAE OKADA IS GOD???

 

[Rhaknar]

whats this about a heel

Spoiler

Triple H

stable with

Spoiler

Joe and KO

? this real? as in is this a real rumour lol.

Spoiler

D-nXt

?

 

[klonere]

And this was only, what, a week or two after Austin called him out?

Never forget, it was the same time that Miz was tearing shit up.

 

[Man God]

whats this about a heel

Spoiler

Triple H

stable with

Spoiler

Joe and KO

? this real? as in is this a real rumour lol.

Spoiler

D-nXt

?

Kane Event Mafia.

 

[Sephzilla]

Never forget, it was the same time that Miz was tearing shit up.

Miz completely devouring Daniel Bryan's soul on live television was still my favorite moment of 2016. I love D-Bry but goddamn, Miz was right and Miz was pure fire

 

[whatevermort]

whats this about a heel

Spoiler

Triple H

stable with

Spoiler

Joe and KO

? this real? as in is this a real rumour lol.

Spoiler

D-nXt

?

Them vs the Reformed Shield (with maybe Shawn? I dunno) at Mania next year = money money money money money money money

money