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[Man God]

Itami needs a tengu mask. Some prayer beads. A few monks grunting and sitting. An old man doing Tai Chi behind him. A chinese dragon dancing because it's all the same to the crowd. Fireworks.

Until you got to the Chinese stuff I actually liked everything in this list. Especially monks with those jingly staffs.

 

[Cagey]

*rolls out of bed when finished*

*wipes can of Caffeine Diet Coke across brow*

Get your Mike Francesa erotic fanfic the fuck outta here bro.

 

[Fox318]

 

[Frecklestein]

GOAT

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Until you got to the Chinese stuff I actually liked everything in this list. Especially monks with those jingly staffs.

I legit wouldn't mind a tengu mask for him. Would do well on tumblr and fanart stuff, and they could sell em at the merch booth in plastic form

 

[Plywood]

They call him...

 

[Zach]

Finally someone mentioned "Simply Ravishing". I mean, Jesus, guys!

 

[Sanjuro]

I'm still amazed that WCW was even a footnote to this day. Prior to nWo, it was basically the Sega Master System to your Nintendo Entertainment System.

I want to see what the alternate timelines could have been.

 

[Man God]

Rick Rude always has great music. Simply Ravishing is the best though. He is probably king of theme songs.

 

[Frecklestein]

I'm still amazed that WCW was even a footnote to this day. Prior to nWo, it was basically the Sega Master System to your Nintendo Entertainment System.

I want to see what the alternate timelines could have been.

Does that make Flair Sonic?

 

[El Pescado]

I would believe a Bella watched WWE as a kid more than I would believe Miz did.

Everything about Miz's wrestling career screams fraud.

No way. I can take one look at Miz and see that he's a lifelong WWE fan.

Also, Renee's outfit during this Countdown...

 

[DMczaf]

Stone Cold's entrance at Survivor Series 96 was hard as fuck.

 

[Jimmy King]

What if Batista interferes at Fastlane and steals the contract the next night, setting up The Beast vs. The Animal. The dream match that was supposed to happen at SummerSlam before the nerds ruined it. Verendus, can you verify?

 

[Sanjuro]

Does that make Flair Sonic?

Nope. Sadly, Flair was this guy.

Sting was Alf.

 

[Rats Off To Ya]

That sinking feeling when you're ready for a night of gaming and you remember the homework is due a day earlier this week.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Alright friends, come join in:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=985997

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

Will I finally turn heel and just post "FIRST POST NAILS IT!"

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Will I finally turn heel and just post "FIRST POST NAILS IT!"

Not when they're wrong, TITUS

 

[Chamber]

Stone Cold's entrance at Survivor Series 96 was hard as fuck.

That version of his theme is so good. The version they have on iTunes (yes brehs, I tried to buy a wrestling theme song) has some silly vocals over it that ruin it.

 

[Jimmy King]

Will I finally turn heel and just post "FIRST POST NAILS IT!"

Not when they're wrong, TITUS

 

[Man God]

Had three weeks of bad back problems and the medicine I got to help me fall asleep gave me a bad case of flash depression. This unfortunately coincided with my watching of NXT so I decided to take a break from catching up on that and moved back over to early 1994 WWF.

I'm now at the Rumbo and found out that Nyquil/Zzzquil works well enough to sleep if my back is acting up. Couldn't be happier. 1994 is even stranger than 1993 in my opinion.

 

[Data West]

You're on probation for that off-topic thread, Sunny.

Jesus, it might as well be 'what video game music do you have on your ipod'

 

[BronsonLee]

You're on probation for that off-topic thread, Sunny.

Jesus, it might as well be 'what video game music do you have on your ipod'

'How do iPods fit in the MCU?'

 

[Frecklestein]

could Batman + prep time beat John Cena?

 

[slightconfuse]

Had three weeks of bad back problems and the medicine I got to help me fall asleep gave me a bad case of flash depression. This unfortunately coincided with my watching of NXT so I decided to take a break from catching up on that and moved back over to early 1994 WWF.

I'm now at the Rumbo and found out that Nyquil/Zzzquil works well enough to sleep if my back is acting up. Couldn't be happier. 1994 is even stranger than 1993 in my opinion.

Why use medicine just watch a Diesel match if you want to fall asleep!!

 

[Plywood]

This still makes me laugh.

 

[lovely ladies]

That version of his theme is so good. The version they have on iTunes (yes brehs, I tried to buy a wrestling theme song) has some silly vocals over it that ruin it.

You probably don't want that receipt on your permanent record.

 

[Man God]

Why use medicine just watch a Diesel match if you want to fall asleep!!

Before the back issues I had KotR 1993 last year that put me out every night.

The worst thing about this is I only suffer back pain right now in my preferred sleeping position, but it's been getting better this past week.

 

[Pizoxuat]

Itami needs a tengu mask. Some prayer beads. A few monks grunting and sitting. An old man doing Tai Chi behind him. A chinese dragon dancing because it's all the same to the crowd. Fireworks.

No, Itami needs to bring his twitter gimmick to the ring. Fucking pancakes, man, arms full of American breakfast foods.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

No, Itami needs to bring his twitter gimmick to the ring. Fucking pancakes, man, arms full of American breakfast foods.

but then it isn't horribly racist like my ideas were. He also needs a kamikaze headband

 

[Data West]

Which super hero in the MCU should Jimmy Fallon be cast as?

but then it isn't horribly racist like my ideas were. He also needs a kamikaze headband

THE HUMAN KAMIKAZE HAKUSHI!
Your fucking racist ass namesake's work

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Alvarez says Ziggler vs Bryan is off. As in not happening.

So we finally get Bryan vs. Sheamus. Fourth in a Lifetime!

 

[Plywood]

Itami needs a tengu mask. Some prayer beads. A few monks grunting and sitting. An old man doing Tai Chi behind him. A chinese dragon dancing because it's all the same to the crowd. Fireworks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKr6pYGM0nw

 

[Deleted member 47027]

and when Itami KOs someone he spraypaints one of them japernese symbols on their back that means "sleep in peace"

 

[Perspicacity]

Tyler Breeze should beat Itami

 

[Pizoxuat]

but then it isn't horribly racist like my ideas were. He also needs a kamikaze headband

We can compromise. If he wears bunny ears and puts the pancakes on his head it can be both.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Tyler Breeze should beat Itami

I actually think he will. Itami just needs more time with language, while he's ready in the ring I think he's made progress adapting to WWE's style and language is going to be his biggest hurdle. He's gettin' there.

 

[Man God]

Hakushi was probably the best treated Japanese talent in the WWE. He's basically reverse undertaker!

 

[Macho Madness]

Chael Sonnen has apparently been invited to Wrestlemania.

Where's Lambda?

 

[FallingEdge]

I actually think he will. Itami just needs more time with language, while he's ready in the ring I think he's made progress adapting to WWE's style and language is going to be his biggest hurdle. He's gettin' there.

When did you get that tag?

 

[Thorakai]

I actually think he will. Itami just needs more time with language, while he's ready in the ring I think he's made progress adapting to WWE's style and language is going to be his biggest hurdle. He's gettin' there.

This is why we need the Kaientai dubbed voice mic back

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Yknow looking over those images for the themes, WWE has really busted their ass getting international talent here. Only lacking in one department, looking forward to more promising black Superstars in WWE.

 

[Data West]

Hakushi was probably the best treated Japanese talent in the WWE. He's basically reverse undertaker!

Tajiri won the US title tho
and got to kayfabe fuck Torrie Wilson.

So Tajiri.

 

[Perspicacity]

I actually think he will. Itami just needs more time with language, while he's ready in the ring I think he's made progress adapting to WWE's style and language is going to be his biggest hurdle. He's gettin' there.

More than anything I think there's becoming an issue of class division within The NXT Universe, wherein "internet popular" indy guys are a separate class from the rest of the talent and they only seem to be fighting each other, whereas there should be much more integration if they intend to have everyone on the show progressing towards the main roster.

Also I nearly shut off the Itami/Balor match because of that embarrassing crowd. "We're not worthy" and "Marking Out" are not things that should be chanted ever. Send the whole crowd back to developmental and take them off TV.

 

[Sanjuro]

Yknow looking over those images for the themes, WWE has really busted their ass getting international talent here. Only lacking in one department, looking forward to more promising black Superstars in WWE.

 

[Frecklestein]

Yknow looking over those images for the themes, WWE has really busted their ass getting international talent here. Only lacking in one department, looking forward to more promising black Superstars in WWE.

WWE has plenty of black Superstars. They just aren't used. Itami, however, is the only asian. We just need people of different race/heritage to just be treated as equals and stop using these shit gimmicks that play up their stereotypes. On that note, we're also as stacked as ever in the Diva's division, but they still get nothing to work with as well.

. "We're not worthy" and "Marking Out" are not things that should be chanted ever. Send the whole crowd back to developmental and take them off TV.

Is fine. But "Marking out" is cringe as fuck. Did they really chant that..? Does that even get chanted at indie shows?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Oh my god, I can't wait to watch Lucha Underground.

 

[Man God]

Lucha Underground is basically the only US promotion I don't get on my cable package. Won't stoop to piracy though so I'm SOL.

 

[serenewarfare]

Lucha Underground is basically the only US promotion I don't get on my cable package. Won't stoop to piracy though so I'm SOL.

Last week Matt Striker straight up told everyone to go watch LU online while he was doing commentary.

 

[Man God]

They put up TNA for free on Youtube...if you're canadian. If LU did that for the US I'd watch it.