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[TheWarrior]

Good, because it really isn't a big deal.

 

[Sephzilla]

Good, because it really isn't a big deal.

 

[Perspicacity]

Does anyone have a recap of last night's WrassleGAF? There have been like 2500 posts since Raw and I don't have time for that shit

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

It really is a shame what's going to happen to him at fast Lane.

Cena isn't going to be caught dead with the US title. That'd be like the rock winning the hardcore belt.

 

[Kacho]

Good, because it really isn't a big deal.

Edit: That came out wrong.

Nah, little jabs at Seth here and there are just FnP.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

I wonder what Cena's got going with that periorbital dermatitis. That shit still being there a week later suggests it's going to hang around for a while.

 

[Kornflayx]

It really is a shame what's going to happen to him at fast Lane.

I still want to believe

He makes Kobashi into his bitch for the majority of this match. Kobashi. In 2004.

That stroke was so unfortunate. A prime Takayama GHC title run instead of Rikio could've been amazing

 

[Perspicacity]

My only problem with Rusev is that he's on the exact same path as Bray Wyatt one year ago, and I'm now embarrassed to admit that I ever enjoyed Bray Wyatt. Let's hope Rusev and his valet Lana can use their natural improv ability to evolve their characters, because WWE Creative won't be doing it for them.

lol that was fast

I expect Heel's support of Rusev to end up about as well as his support of Wyatt

 

[Plywood]

Cena isn't going to be caught dead with the US title. That'd be like the rock winning the hardcore belt.

Cena's gonna merge the US and IC belts to make the United Intercontinental championship.

I wonder what Cena's got going with that periorbital dermatitis. That shit still being there a week later suggests it's going to hang around for a while.

Something something z-pak on it.

 

[Uno Venova]

Cena isn't going to be caught dead with the US title. That'd be like the rock winning the hardcore belt.

Hmm that is true, that might be the only thing keeping him from loosing clean, then I guess a dirty win is incoming.

 

[JavyOO7]

He makes Kobashi into his bitch for the majority of this match. Kobashi. In 2004.

Lovely match between these two gentlemen. I'll be watching this match after work is over today.

 

[tm24]

Just to clarify, marvel gaf is about movies right, not the comics , which I highly enjoy

 

[Mahonay]

Does anyone have a recap of last night's WrassleGAF? There have been like 2500 posts since Raw and I don't have time for that shit

Seth's fiancee tweeted his dick and we're all terrible people.

 

[Dante]

Triple H comments on the Rollins Twitter situation;


http://rajah.com/node/45702

That's good, It's pretty bad if you Google Seth Rollins right now the links that come up aren't to PG friendly. Hope this all blows over, and nobody gets in too much trouble(Although both parties are in deep trouble with their fiance's).

 

[Perspicacity]

Oh. Well I guess now no one can say I don't know what Seth Rollins' dick looks like

 

[Heel]

Can we get that Lipstick Alley report, Perspicacity?

 

[StevieWhite]

Lovely match between these two gentlemen. I'll be watching this match after work is over today.

Takayama got me watching Japanese pro wrestling when he got his face punched in by Don Frye. I will forever be indebted to him - the most physically attractive human on the planet.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Baron Corbin fits the WWE perfectly though. Boring wrestling, unimpressive 'big man', shallow gimmick, 'cool guy doing cool things', and overhyped finisher. He's perfect for them.

I'm not sure who's worse between Corbin and Fale.

Fale has at least been booked reasonably well, hidden in tag matches or given singles matches against guys that work a similar style (Makabe) or guys that can carry him (Nakamura). Although I am worried about his impending singles match with Okada.

 

[British Monsoon]

I always felt bad for Rikio, having to be the one to end Kobashi's legendary title reign was always going to be tough to follow up on and he was likely only given the belt because he was a 'safe' choice politically.

 

[Kornflayx]

I always felt bad for Rikio, having to be the one to end Kobashi's legendary title reign was always going to be tough to follow up on and he was likely only given the belt because he was a 'safe' choice politically.

Yeah, who else was there in 2005 who could've believably taken the title off of him?

But you were talking about Hansens lariat to Kobashi from outside the ring. So I watched that match again and just wanted to leave this here:

Absolutely must watch match for everyone

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Cena isn't going to be caught dead with the US title. That'd be like the rock winning the hardcore belt.

Agreed.

Prediction: Rusev wins at Fast Lane, beats the ever loving shit out of Cena the next night on Raw, is stripped of the US title (which is then retired), and we get Cena/Rusev in a No DQ match at Mania where Cena DEFIES THE ODDS.

The US title is so worthless right now it doesn't even deserve to be merged with the IC belt. Just let it die.

 

[Plywood]

Agreed.

Prediction: Rusev wins at Fast Lane, beats the ever loving shit out of Cena the next night on Raw, is stripped of the US title (which is then retired), and we get Cena/Rusev in a No DQ match at Mania where Cena DEFIES THE ODDS.

The US title is so worthless right now it doesn't even deserve to be merged with the IC belt. Just let it die.

Just let it die?

JUST LET IT DIE?

JUST LET AMERICA DIE?

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT

YOU COMMIE

 

[Perspicacity]

Can we get that Lipstick Alley report, Perspicacity?

I'm really disappointed. With all that body Seff is lugging around I thought this dude for sure had a Cockasaurus Rex in those drawers. I feel cheated Seth Smallins. Damn.

Really? Did you not see those cyberfights pics?

I would say this. He looks decent sized to me and Seth has bigger thighs than the average man so his tool isn't going to look that great next to them but it's quite fine if he knows how to work it.

But ironically, it was the cyberfights that initially mislead me. See, I figured the bulges were sans erection so, I thought, even while soft it seems impressive now imagine that bad boy erect?! I thought he was saving it for the ladies! I didn't know it was his milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard.

He's still a bottom, girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0kqobQRcUo

Great exchange

 

[Perspicacity]

Yeah, I'm not terribly disappointed with what Seth is working with. Dude's a grower, but not in the sense I was expecting. If he knows how to angle his hips to work that spot, then it's all good.

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[Liquidsnake]

Guys should I bother trying to watch RAW? I read a review and it sounded pretty poor.



Huehuehuehuehue

RAW for me was horrible, I mean the crowd was dead, the show was a disaster. I was so bored, I probably watched 15 min out of the 3 hours.

 

[British Monsoon]

Yeah, who else was there in 2005 who could've believably taken the title off of him?

I would have put it on Akiyama, he ended up with the title the next year anyway. Or Taue.

 

[jmdajr]

RAW for me was horrible, I mean the crowd was dead, the show was a disaster. I was so bored, I probably watched 15 min out of the 3 hours.

It wasn't a disaster.

Did I watch all 3 hours? no.

 

[Kornflayx]

I would have put it on Akiyama, he ended up with the title the next year anyway. Or Taue.

Yeah, Akiyama would have been the best choice, but he's so horribly inconsistent. Fantastic in one match, horrible in the next.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Just let it die?

JUST LET IT DIE?

JUST LET AMERICA DIE?

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT

YOU COMMIE

It suddenly makes perfect sense for Rusev, but Cena, to merge the belts.

 

[Marvel]

Bray/Ziggles and the Rusev stuff was the best. Rest was kinda butt tbh.

 

[TheWarrior]

I'd really like Brock to stay at least another year and have him in a match with Rusev by Summerslam.

 

[jred2k]

I wonder what song will be put with the WM video package for Cena/Rusev. They used "My Legacy" last year. Are there any recently released pop songs that deal with a man trying to protect his honour?

 

[scabro]

good for seth, not his fault his private life got curbstomped live on social media. imagine if he had lost both his fiance, his job, and his dick pix in one night

hed be doing backdoor to rollins and excluded from the hall of fame

 

[Kaladin]

Those pictures confirmed what we all knew, Seth Rollins is a ripped lean dude. He'll go far in the WWE.

 

[Dazzler]

Hope Rusev squashes Cena at Fast Lane, then uses some strong antibiotic soap

That shit looks grimey on Cena's face

 

[Perspicacity]

Those pictures confirmed what we all knew, Seth Rollins is a ripped lean dude. He'll go far in the WWE.

Is it to much to hope that they are speeding up Roman's heel turn so he'll be top heel and they can fire Stick Dick?

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[Plywood]

Anime/Manga is fake, but its race problem isn't.

 

[jmdajr]

Hope Rusev squashes Cena at Fast Lane, then uses some strong antibiotic soap

That shit looks grimey on Cena's face

Was it a house show accident? Wtf happened to him?

 

[Data West]

Surprised none of you caught my shoot

 

[Heel]

Chamber, Lipstick Alley has spoken. Your boy had a good run.

 

[jmdajr]

Anime/Manga is fake, but its race problem isn't.

Hmmm. I never heard about this show.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

Was it a house show accident? Wtf happened to him?

It's possible that he did in fact scratch his cornea and is having a reaction to the ointment.

 

[enewtabie]

Was it a house show accident? Wtf happened to him?

Wyatt got him at a live event.

 

[Cagey]

Those pictures confirmed what we all knew, Seth Rollins is a ripped lean dude. He'll go far in the WWE.

But how will Seth Rollins respond when John Cena tells ol Slim Jim that he can't measure up to the champ?

 

[Data West]

Seth Rollins push is dead than DiscoJon in a Star Wars thread.

 

[Jimmy King]

Paging Wesker. Let's change the course of the WWE forever, again.

 

[jred2k]

Surprised none of you caught my shoot

Is "Nerdiest" code for "Most Adorable"? Because thats what that picture is. I'd maybe even say its adorkable.

 

[jmdajr]

Wyatt got him at a live event.

Umaga thumb?

 

[Heroman]

Hmmm. I never heard about this show.

Dont worry about , it's bad.

 

[jmdajr]

But how will Seth Rollins respond when John Cena tells ol Slim Jim that he can't measure up to the champ?

Battle. Who would win between Batista and Cena. HEAD TO HEAD.