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February Wrasslin' |OT| Royal Reignble Fallout. NO HOLDS BARRED, SMARKS!

Gonzalez

Banned
becky lynch was the one who looked into a mirror and turned heel

unless sasha did that first and i forgot.

but sasha was never terrible. I dont remember ever specifically disliking her.
Yeah, I don't know where this "Sasha was terrible" crap came from either. Sasha was always talented from the start of her NXT run. She just didn't have a gimmick.

Just a bunch of Charlotte fans trying to bring The Boss down to the level of the Randy Orton of Divas.
 
One of the gifts my SO got me for Valentine's Day was wrestling related and WWE informed me I do indeed have a free trial for the WWE Network, so although they locked me out of the NXT Special, I get to see Fast Lane. I know, I know, but I hear the main roster is going to step it up as they don't want to get upstaged by the developmental brand.
 

scabro

Member
Bull's promo ability is inversely proportional to his look and gimmick

I don't know what gimmick they could repackage him as though. Hes a generic brand version of Kevin Owens in every aspect.
 
Sasha has improved drastically in the past year. That's what developmental does to you. Makes everyone better. Well almost....

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Still pissed they took him off tv...
 

Gonzalez

Banned
Bull's promo ability is inversely proportional to his look and gimmick

I don't know what gimmick they could repackage him as though. Hes a generic brand version of Kevin Owens in every aspect.
Old timey baseball gimmick would fit him like a glove. That isn't taken right?
 

Carnby

Member
It wasn't a bad dream and this hang over is real. I saw John Wick last night and I regret ever living second of it. John Wick is a revenge movie for pussies. It completely lacked the brutality that is needed in any good revenge flicks. I don't want to see a bunch of carefully crafted head shots. I want to see limbs broken and people begging for their lives. And what the fuck was up with those gold coins? Do criminals have their own secret currency? Crime Coins? Fuck that. Enough with the Mustang commercial and enough with the shitty soundtrack. This movie was weak.

Oh yeah. Liam fucking Neeson would break John Wick in half.

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Carnby

Member
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Hush carnby

Was that 2 of the 6 non-headshot kills in the entire movie.

I stand by it. John Wick: weak movie for weak people.

Edit: I forgot to shit on the "favorite" part of the whole movie. Over a fucking dog? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. please.
 
It wasn't a bad dream and this hang over is real. I saw John Wick last night and I regret ever living second of it. John Wick is a revenge movie for pussies. It completely lacked the brutality that is needed in any good revenge flicks. I don't want to see a bunch of carefully crafted head shots. I want to see limbs broken and people begging for their lives. And what the fuck was up with those gold coins? Do criminals have their own secret currency? Crime Coins? Fuck that. Enough with the Mustang commercial and enough with the shitty soundtrack. This movie was weak.

Oh yeah. Liam fucking Neeson would break John Wick in half.

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You don't even know the name of Neeson's character.

Wick > Bryan Mills
 
One of the gifts my SO got me for Valentine's Day was wrestling related and WWE informed me I do indeed have a free trial for the WWE Network, so although they locked me out of the NXT Special, I get to see Fast Lane. I know, I know, but I hear the main roster is going to step it up as they don't want to get upstaged by the developmental brand.




Alright look Daniel Bryan fans, accept it right now. Accept it right now. On this very day that Daniel Bryan will not be in the main event at Wrestlemania. Please accept it right now. I don't wanna hear you crying after Fast Lane when Roman Reigns beats him. I don't wanna hear you crying "I'm gonna make an online petition, I might make an online petition because I'm very upset". I don't wanna hear none of that bullshit. I just want you to accept it.

Now don't get me wrong I like Daniel Bryan, great wrestler puts on good matches, I wish he'd be the champion again. I wish he going to Mania to fight Brock Lesnar, I think it's a great story. Right? Guy gets injured, NEVER really loses the title and then comes back wins the rumble goes on to face Lesnar the beast Brock Lesnar. The ultimate underdog versus the ultimate just bthis dude'll crush anybody he beats anybody. How can Daniel Bryan possibly overcome him!? Oh no, but that's not gonna happen that story will not be told. I'M SORRY. EHHHH, EHHHH. WHHYYYY!? WHY!?? Don't get me wrong, I'm upset too. Oh my god that would be a great story, but we're not gonna witness it, it's not gonna happen and I want you to accept it now.

You should've accepted it before the Royal Rumble. I KNEW Roman Reigns was gonna win, I told you this and you motherfuckers were still on here, "no, no, no I think the fans changed their mind." You think Vince McMahon gives a fuck what you think? You think Vince McMahon cares? He'll be dead soon. He wants Roman Reigns to be the fucking GUY and that's who it's gonna be. They been planning this all fucking year. Now I can say they gave you a way last year they gave you a fuck away last year and that was a whole different story. It ain't happening this year.

First off all you ruined everything last year. Batista was gonna win the belt, fucking BATISTA, Guardians of the Galaxy Batista he was go on Summerslam. I would think, right? And face Brock Lesnar, the Beast vs. The Animal, you ruined it, you ruined Vince Mcmahon's ultimate dream of that match.

And now you think, now you think he's gonna once again allow you to ruin Roman Reigns, ALLOW YOU to ruin everything he's built to get here. I mean he ended the fucking STREAK for this he made John Cena look like a BITCH for this. And you think you're gonna ruin it? You think he's gonna give all of that to Br- to Daniel Bryan you understand whoever beats Lesnar that beats the guy who ended the streak beats the guy that dominated John Cena, Brock Lesnar's a bad motherfucker and he's gonna be beat by Roman Reigns. You think they gonna allow Daniel Bryan to take all that?

Come on man it ain't fucking happening, you need to accept it now and I know they got ya'll hyped up now "Oh my god they're gonna fight at Fastlane!" Oh my god they're gonna have a match and whoever wins fights Lesnar. Who do you thinks gonna win that match? Are you this fucking dumb? Do you think they're gonna fucking let Daniel Bryan win that match? NO, all of this is Vince Mcmahon fucking with you that's all it is. Fucking with your emotions don't worry, don't worry will get that belt back one day when the time is right when Vince Mcmahon is ready to give your way to let you celebrate, but not this time, not this time, not THIS Mania. Not this Fastlane, not this Rumble it ain't fucking happening.

Just accept it please, I don't wanna see ya'll on here crying on the 22nd isn't that when the ppv is, crying and shit "Oh why Daniel Bryan deserved it, OH I can't believe it, ohhhhh." Booing and shit I don't even get why they boo Roman Reigns, I like Roman Reigns okay oh he's not the best promo well he'll get better. Okay? OKAY. We'll put him with a manager, there's plenty of solutions. OKAY, guy?

But I agree with you I wouldn't put Roman Reigns in there, I'd put Daniel Bryan but eth-I don't run the place okay, I don't fucking run it. I just watch the shit and I'm telling you right now Roman Reigns will be in the main event against Brock Lesnar. It won't be no triple threat. Dr Duncan on here talking about "It'll be a triple threat" NOO Dr Duncan DRUM alert THAT. It ain't gonna be nothing, it's gonna be Roman Reigns, Brock Lesnar. Sting, Triple H and Dolph Ziggler vs Daniel Bryan is probably the opening match. Daniel Bryan will be the opening match, bet on it. BET ON IT.

And you motherfuckers will be upset too, you'll be like "Daniel Bryan's opening match!?? NOT FAIR. He main evented last year!" And you should be happy, you should be happy he got that main event. CM Punk never got his main event be happy for Daniel Bryan they gave Daniel Bryan that main event. Okay? They gave him that they ain't gonna give him it every year. Okay, you getting greedy now you're getting greedy. You want it all, you want it all and I'm hey, I totally understand, it's a great story I get where you're coming from, but Vince Mcmahon is getting his way this year. Accept it, deal with it and quit crying about it cause it isn't is you're wasting your fucking breath because ain't shit gonna change. It's gonna be Roman Reigns shove it down your fucking throat, he's shoving it down Bobo! He's shoving it in your throat and you're gonna have to accept it. Anyway, peace.

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Plywood

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For now on I'll weed out the weaklings in my life with one simple question? Did you actually think John Wick had an ounce of brutality? Did you actually believe John Wick had a pair between his legs?
Don't get me wrong friend, Taken highlights the innocence of youth, the urgency of revenge, the panic of hurtling over a fence. It is a hallmark of revenge.
 

Carnby

Member
Don't get me wrong friend, Taken highlights the innocence of youth, the urgency of revenge, the panic of hurtling over a fence. It is a hallmark of revenge.

Don't forget brutality of jamming metal into the knee of a man who is tied up and begging for mercy and his life. But he doesn't get it.

While Wick is like
"my dog"
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From now on I'll weed out the weaklings in my life with one simple question? Did you actually think John Wick had an ounce of brutality? Did you actually believe John Wick had a pair between his legs?

Well that's a difficult thing to answer. To me, John Wick prides itself on showing the ruthless efficacy of its main character. John Wick wasn't out to hurt, just kill. No wasted motion. I particularly enjoyed how most of the kills were chest first, then headshot, because the chest is a bigger target but always double tap. Then there were the little things, like how when Wick was on top of the car pointing a shotgun at his target, he didn't jump off the car and risk slipping and losing his target, he shouldered the windshield and made his way down.

Also, whenever the movie went close combat, you could clearly see all the action, instead of this post Bourne shaky cam shit. If you feel the movie didn't satisfy some checklist you have for action movies, then that's fine. I know better then to try change someone's mind when they've made it up. But I loved John Wick, and I don't have to question if I have balls to know that.
 
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