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[PrematureQuiche]

The defending doesn't sound broken and that makes me truly happy. I think 90% of the time I have thrown a controller it is cause someone has scored at me when I have already got the ball 5 times in the build up!

 

[iNvid02]

so those teams with 1 guy who cannot be tackled should be a thing of the past now, it was the only thing holding us back. GLORY AWAITS

 

[Hixx]

Instead of winning it every other season now we'll win it EVERY season!

 

[Mr Cola]

so those teams with 1 guy who cannot be tackled should be a thing of the past now, it was the only thing holding us back. GLORY AWAITS

In their place will come God mode defenders.

Interesting to note they mentioned having looked at and fixed headers and long through balls, he must be talking about the ps4 because long through balls on the PC are too random at times to be problems.

I hope they fix the ai defence and make sure humans are not too good. Its hard to judge because he is talking about improvements over the ps4/one version which i havent played.

 

[Broder Salsa]

In their place will come God mode defenders.

We're already here

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Current day Ed de Goeij

 

[Mr Cola]

I have to go out and do some things but I should be back at around 2 for games, maybe we can get some in before the Mexico game at 5

 

[Mr Cola]

huge cockup at the pharmacy and i have to go out again, ill be on at 3 ish, sorry

 

[Irish]

Are the games happening?

 

[Mr Cola]

Are the games happening?

Maybe in 20 mins or so, im not sure

 

[Hixx]

I won't be available until 4.

 

[Irish]

I'm probably going to fall asleep.

 

[Mr Cola]

Games now men

 

[Mr Cola]

If we arent playing in the Netherlands kit tomorrow something is wrong

 

[Irish]

FUCK> Missed both times,

 

[Mr Cola]

Get better please broekn

 

[Mr Cola]

Should be able to play from around 1:30 today

Hup Believe FC Hup

 

[Mr Cola]

we are playing now men

 

[Broder Salsa]

That late winner in an all around fucking terrible game
http://a.pomf.se/1/pttwfv.webm

 

[Linius]

hup holland hup

 

[Mr Cola]

If England win tonight you better believe we still wont have England kits tomorrow, ugly fucking thing

 

[Kyoufu]

That late winner in an all around fucking terrible game
http://a.pomf.se/1/pttwfv.webm

So good. Thought I screwed up the cross. Cola's best goal that I've seen.

 

[iNvid02]

that is a nice goal cola, thats how you do it keith

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I ALREADY SCORED A BETTER GOAL THAN THAT INVID SO FUCK OFF ALRIGHT

Spoiler

nice goal cola.

 

[Mr Cola]

The both of you need to wake up earlier so you can play with us more

 

[Hixx]

yeah pls do i cant play with these ragamuffins any more it was soul destroying

i need invid feeding the Antiscore

Or the Antiscore to feed Keith

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

We were lacking Broken today

 

[Mr Cola]

I cna play from half hour, so 1pm

Lets do this :|

 

[Linius]

Are we doing some 1 on 1 later this afternoon Cola? m8

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Cola is a big fat liar! GAMES NOW MEN!

 

[Wes]

Where's the gif of my assist for Broken's brilliant goal?

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Where's the gif of my assist for Broken's brilliant goal?

It was Bacon, Broken doesn't score many brilliant goals!

 

[Wes]

My apologies Bacon.

The main thing is that I am rightly recognised as the deliverer of that assist though.

 

[Hixx]

assists are for losers

 

[Mr Cola]

assists are for losers

 

[Irish]

Being European is for losers.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I think we should play a couple of games after the Argentina games. Just two or three because Broken deserves a chance to play!

 

[Mr Cola]

I think im going to take a small break from clubs for a little bit honestly

 

[Hixx]

me too

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

wat

 

[Irish]

This is heresy.

 

[Linius]

I'm taking a break too. Sorry guys.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

fuck of randy

 

[PrematureQuiche]

You are all cunts.

 

[iNvid02]

fuck of randy

im hurt bacon

im taking a break too now

 

[Linius]

im hurt bacon

im taking a break too now

Thanks for your support m8, I respect your opnion

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

im hurt bacon

im taking a break too now

I'm sorry Andy

 

[Mr Cola]

Gonna do a stat rundown today

 

[Mr Cola]

Stat Rundown for season 141

To save a little time im only doing the active players

TLDR
Currently ranked 39th in the World
Win Percentage is up 1%
2 League titles
3 Other titles
2 Cups
Quiche is now top average scorer
Wooden broke 200 goals
Cola first to make 1000+ appearences

Club stats
Win – 48% (up 1%)!
Draw - 22%
Loss - 30%

Titles

9 League Titles (Division 1)
26 Other titles (Divisions 10-2)
23 Cups Won

Current active squad
Bacon
Broken
Bulky
Coldplay
Hixx
Invid
Kyoufu
Nukemonkey
PrematureQuiche
Qindarka
Wes
Woodenlung


Games Played
Nukemonkey -1017
Hixx - 997
Woodenlung - 895
Invid - 797
Bacon - 778
Wes – 494
Kyoufu - 468
Broken - 452
PrematureQuiche - 344
Qindarka - 341
Bulky - 235
Coldplay – 47

Goals Scored
Hixx – 471
Invid – 307
Nukemonkey – 291
Woodenlung – 225
PrematureQuich - 184
Kyoufu – 169
Bacon – 122
Wes – 73
Broken – 57
Qindarka – 15
Bulky – 11
Coldplay – 5

Goals per game Average (1 per “” games)
PrematureQuiche – 1.8
Hixx – 2.1
Invid – 2.5
Kyoufu – 2.7
Nukemonkey – 3.4
Woodenlung – 3.9
Bacon – 6.3
Wes – 6.7
Broken – 7.9
Coldplay - 9.4
Bulky – 21
Qindarka – 22

Assists
Nukemonkey – 431
Hixx – 236
Invid – 221
Woodenlung – 131
Broken – 93
Kyoufu – 82
Bacon – 77
Wes – 76
PrematureQuiche - 66
Qindarka – 20
Bulky – 10

Assists per game Average (1 per “” games)
Nukemonkey – 2.3
Invid – 3.6
Hixx – 4.2
Broken – 4.8
PrematureQuiche – 5.2
Kyoufu – 5.7
Wes – 6.5
Woodenlung – 6.8
Bacon – 10.1
Qindarka – 17
Bulky – 22.8

Tackle Success Rate
Nukemonkey – 36%
Bulky – 32%
Wes – 31%
Qindarka – 28%
Invid – 26%
Bacon – 26%
Kyoufu – 26%
Hixx – 25%
PrematureQuiche 23%
Woodenlung – 23%
Coldplay - 19%
Broken – 17%

Pass Success Rate
Bulky – 69%
Nukemonkey – 69%
PrematureQuiche 68%
Coldplay - 66%
Hixx – 66%
Invid – 65%
Wes – 63%
Bacon – 62%
Kyoufu – 58%
Broken – 58%
Woodenlung – 58%
Qindarka – 55%

 

[Hixx]

that cunt always gets to play upfront

its why im retiring

im doing a paul scholes

rip believe fc