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[PrematureQuiche]

http://a.pomf.se/xenzex.webm

GOAT

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Also the GOAT at CSGO

http://a.pomf.se/xenzex.webm

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

http://a.pomf.se/xenzex.webm

GOAT

Also the GOAT at CSGO

http://a.pomf.se/xenzex.webm

Quiche I want you to take a look at those two links and see if you can figure out what where it all went wrong.

 

[Mr Cola]

GOAT

We played well yesterday, another title :3

Perhaps time for a stat rundown.

 

[Kyoufu]

Games in an hour?

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Fifa in about an hour?

Also this is the CS video I was trying to post.

http://a.pomf.se/fioydv.webm

 

[Hixx]

You camping fuck

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

camping in heaven u noob

 

[Mr Cola]

Wolfman evolved today

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wolfman evolved today

A person infected with LPV comes out of the fever in a highly dangerous state. The victim will display fierce aggression and bloodlust. Their communication degrades into grunts, growls and hisses. They will make great efforts to flee the company of humans and complete their transformation in a more secluded area, such as a forest, a sewer or an abandoned structure.

The physiological transformation to werewolf begins approximately one week after infection, as the virus essentially takes over the body's process of cellular differentiation. The viral DNA selectively turns on and off certain parts of the human genome based on the final design of the organism. Bone growth occurs at the skull and along the spinal column. The torso becomes elongated and the bones and musculature of the pelvic and shoulder girdle expand. Coarse hair will grow all over the victim's body. There are numerous other significant physical changes: hands become paws, fingernails become claws, the jaws and teeth take on a lupine appearance and the eyes develop a yellow hue and the pupils become narrow.

The full transformation from human to werewolf takes up to six weeks to complete. At the end of the process, the werewolf will walk and run on all fours. Werewolves can continue to grow during the first years after transformation, especially when the food supply is abundant.

 

[Mr Cola]

Stat Rundown for season 167

To save a little time im only doing the active players

TLDR
Win Percentage is up 1%
5 League titles
+7 All titles
9 Cups

Club stats
Win – 49% (up 1%)!
Draw - 22%
Loss - 39%

Titles
14 League Titles (Division 1)
33 Other titles (Divisions 10-2)
32 Cups Won

Current active squad
Bacon
Broken
Bulky
Hixx
Invid
Kyoufu
Manager
Nukemonkey
PrematureQuiche
Qindarka
Wes
Woodenlung


Games Played
Nukemonkey -1214
Hixx - 1206
Woodenlung - 1079
Invid - 994
Bacon – 950
Kyoufu – 636
Broken - 583
Wes – 541
PrematureQuiche - 445
Qindarka - 445
Bulky – 253
Manager - 50

Goals Scored
Hixx – 562
Invid – 370
Nukemonkey – 344
Woodenlung – 277
PrematureQuich - 236
Kyoufu – 233
Bacon – 135
Wes – 83
Broken – 71
Qindarka – 16
Bulky – 12
Manager - 3

Games per goal (1 per “” games)
PrematureQuiche – 1.8
Hixx – 2.1
Invid – 2.6
Kyoufu – 2.7
Nukemonkey – 3.5
Woodenlung – 3.8
Wes – 6.5
Bacon – 7
Broken – 8.2
Manager - 16
Bulky – 21
Qindarka – 27

Assists
Nukemonkey – 498
Invid – 284
Hixx – 278
Woodenlung – 147
Broken – 132
Kyoufu – 109
Bacon – 96
Wes – 89
PrematureQuiche - 87
Qindarka – 22
Bulky – 11
Manager - 1

Games per Assists (1 per “” games)
Nukemonkey – 2.4
Invid – 3.5
Hixx – 4.3
Broken – 4.4
PrematureQuiche – 5.1
Kyoufu – 5.8
Wes – 6
Woodenlung – 7.3
Bacon – 9.9
Qindarka – 20
Bulky – 23
Manager - 50

Tackle Success Rate
Nukemonkey – 37%
Bulky – 31%
Wes – 31%
Qindarka – 29%
Manager – 27%
Bacon – 27%
Invid – 26%
Kyoufu – 26%
Hixx – 25%
PrematureQuiche 23%
Woodenlung – 23%
Broken – 18%

Pass Success Rate
Bulky – 70%
Nukemonkey – 69%
PrematureQuiche 68%
Hixx – 66%
Invid – 65%
Manager - 64%
Wes – 63%
Bacon – 62%
Kyoufu – 59%
Broken – 58%
Woodenlung – 57%
Qindarka – 56%

 

[Hixx]

I said I was going to stop playing last night but I think I'm just going to go back to playing up front

try and stop me

 

[Broder Salsa]

I said I was going to stop playing last night but I think I'm just going to go back to playing up front

try and stop me

We got two strikers now. I will take the other, and I will out score you. I will get all the goals. Bitch I'm the wolf

 

[Hixx]

 

[Mr Cola]

The new formation works well, two strikers is good

 

[Kyoufu]

Wolfman got like 4 goals in the last game. You cannot stop him Hixx.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

950 games played 😱

 

[Hixx]

I've scored 4 goals like 4 times

Plus I don't cheese it by being 6 foot 8

I am all skill

 

[Mr Cola]

 

[Kyoufu]

lol Wooden is all about that cheese.

When are we playing?

 

[qindarka]

Wolfman? Time to activate Bear Dogman.

 

[Kyoufu]

Wolfman? Time to activate Bear Dogman.

Pls no. Regular Dogman is already too much to handle.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I've scored 4 goals like 4 times

Plus I don't cheese it by being 6 foot 8

I am all skill

I was 6'1, cunt

That's a nervous laughter if I have ever seen one. We will go camping first, to get to know each other a bit more, as new partners up front

 

[Mr Cola]

The inspiration for Brokeback Mountain, the directors cut edition, uncut

 

[Hixx]

can i have the gunnersaurus

 

[Mr Cola]

I wonder if we tried again how we would do

 

[iNvid02]

I wonder if we tried again how we would do

 

[Hixx]

I'll play after this TLoU stream.

 

[Kyoufu]

Let's play.

 

[Hixx]

From legit arguments to our nicest football in days.

THERAPEUTIC.

 

[Broder Salsa]

From legit arguments to our nicest football in days.

THERAPEUTIC.

http://a.pomf.se/fgcpsx.webm

 

[Mr Cola]

In my defence it was Kyoufu

 

[makeitawkward]

Anyone have room on their Pro Club for PS4 in the US?

 

[iNvid02]

i knew asking meteo would help you guys out

Anyone have room on their Pro Club for PS4 in the US?

talk to brokenoath hes in charge of everything, his gaf name is irish

 

[Hixx]

Oh yeah, invid I actually kicked you out of the club for doing that. Like, there's a line.

 

[iNvid02]

Oh yeah, invid I actually kicked you out of the club for doing that. Like, there's a line.

 

[Mr Cola]

11 wins in a row, Harmony restored

 

[Hixx]

11 wins in a row, Harmony restored

Quiche uninstalled it.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Quiche uninstalled it.

and unfriended me on steam. He's dead.

http://a.pomf.se/emslgr.webm

At least I still got Declan on there, I'm inviting him back.

 

[Mr Cola]

Delete the team, its over

 

[Broder Salsa]

Delete the team, its over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fo9hhhdcIA

 

[PrematureQuiche]

http://a.pomf.se/wwitfz.webm

http://a.pomf.se/oyqngx.webm

http://a.pomf.se/bbnses.webm

i'm done, have a nice life

 

[Hixx]

dat partnership

see you tomorrow quiche

 

[iNvid02]

i'm done, have a nice life

dont you like assists quiche

 

[Broder Salsa]

http://a.pomf.se/wkdost.webm

 

[iNvid02]

ice cream and 2 goals, today was a good day

 

[Kyoufu]

I crave a vanilla ice cream cone with sprinkles and sauce on top.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I am nuking my PC. Have fun without me guys.

 

[Mr Cola]

I am nuking my PC. Have fun without me guys.

wut is nuking

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

wut is nuking

Clean reinstall.