Stop taking pictures and start finishing Madvillainy 2, you fuck!F4nt4stic F4ur|4T|:
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Lawnmower Man 3?
Stop taking pictures and start finishing Madvillainy 2, you fuck!F4nt4stic F4ur|4T|:
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Lawnmower Man 3?
looks like Ryan Reynolds cross with Crash Dummy
Doom looks like generic android/robot #736482First thing I thought of:
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Feel bad for Mike B Jordan
he's such a good actor, hope that doesnt stain his young career too much.
Wow look those reviews. What world we live in.
Dragonball Z: Resurrection F (100%)
Fantastic Four (18%)
Shaun the sheep 99% @ 75 reviews though. legit surprised since i got that shitty shaun the sheep: the big chase on youtube.Wow look those reviews. What world we live in.
Dragonball Z: Resurrection F (100%)
Fantastic Four (18%)
Tom Huddleston says:
"Frankly, it's amazing"
while Todd McCarthy proclaims:
"Fantastic Four feels like..a movie"
Jamie Dunn raves:
"This is a film that's barely begun"
and Brian Lowry agrees that Fantastic Four:
"Feels like a blockbuster--not an embarrassment"
I would love to see their take on other big FF Villains now![]()
lol..the wife and I were having a chuckling at that one this morning.
Exactly..lol."IT'S THE BEST SUPERHERO MOVIE BEING RELEASED THIS WEEK!"
"RICHARD ROEPER SAYS 'THIS IS A MOVIE!'"
It gets better.lol..the wife and I were having a chuckling at that one this morning.
Exactly..lol.
F4's version of the Empire review said:A truly fantastic blockbuster.
F4's version of the CBS Radio review said:A new dimension in action and fun.
First look at Doom in action:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzko5iNo5wM
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Remember when people were saying that this would be fixed in postproduction? LOL
Well..shit..I wasn't THAT off with my mocking lol.It gets better.
What the TV Spot said...
What they actually said
And CBS Radio's review is not out, yet. Oh, here's a link to the Empire review in case you're curious.
I realized that after the fact. The post was edited accordingly.Neoxon bruh, that Empire review you quoted is for the 2005 film.
I was wondering why all the Alba talk!Neoxon bruh, that Empire review you quoted is for the 2005 film.
Wow look those reviews. What world we live in.
Dragonball Z: Resurrection F (100%)
Fantastic Four (18%)
The funny part is that it got the same score as the 2005 F4 review I accidentally pulled.Ali Plumb said:Review
For better or worse — mainly for worse — the first two Fantastic Four films were a forgettable flurry of spandex, kid-friendly quips and bubblegum pantomime. Eight years later and Josh Trank’s take is the exact opposite, channelling Chronicle’s grittiness to make a dour, dank and thoroughly think-y version of Stan Lee’s original superhero team.
The film’s brave departure from Happy Meal territory brings out both its best and worst qualities. Where Mister Fantastic (Miles Teller’s Reed Richards, power to stretch), Human Torch (Michael B. Jordan’s Johnny Storm, power to fly and shoot fire), Invisible Woman (Kate Mara’s Sue Storm, power to disappear and project force fields) and The Thing (Jamie Bell’s Ben Grimm, superhuman strength and stone skin) once got their gifts from a space mission, it’s now down to a dabble in inter-dimensional travel.
But teleporting to another plane is not a simple task. In an attempt to ground matters, the film makes its heroes — as well as its villain, Toby Kebbell’s Victor Von Doom — young scientists working together in a scholarship programme. Unfortunately, finessing the equipment required to jump to another world takes up most of the film’s screen time, and the talented cast struggles to make welding, typing and examining blueprints cinematic.
Where you might expect biffing of bad guys and teamwork-orientated takedowns, this superhero movie is all concrete corridors and doohickey jargon. Expect liberal use of the word “quantum” and lines like, “His biochemistry is off the charts!” delivered with po-faced gravity.
And yet when the powers do come, there are enjoyable moments of horror as Johnny wakes up on fire and Reed finds himself strapped to an elongated stretcher: a werewolf mid-transformation, minus the hair. The emotional reaction to the catastrophic accident that, amongst other things, turns Billy Elliot into a walking, punching, sighing rock does hit home, in a way that Michael Chiklis could only dream of.
It’s a shame that come the inevitable third act face-off, the cartoonishness arrives and the tumbler turns into a clown car. Von Doom’s inevitable reappearance has him looking like a toy soldier nuked in an industrial microwave, only he’s also wearing a cape now, because the movie’s internal logic is disappearing through a wormhole.
He spends his precious minutes on screen dispensing pat “I will destroy you!” dialogue as the film descends into the obligatory boom and pow. Teller duly responds with similarly on-the-nose “He’s stronger than any of us, he’s not stronger than all of us” rallying cries in-between super-stretchy double-handed punches. The franchise catchphrases you presumed forbidden are promptly crowbarred in as “It’s clobbering time!”, “Flame on!” and the title drop land like a giggle fit at a mortuary. After all that effort at authenticity, Fantastic Four wants it both ways: funereal and fun.
Verdict
The first part of a two-part film you can’t watch just yet, Fantastic Four ends on an optimistic, just-you-wait-for-the-sequel note. But as an origin story that’s all origins and no story, there’s a hollow, stale feeling to this occasionally admirable attempt to Nolanise Marvel’s dysfunctional family.
2/5 Stars
I want to work in whatever department is responsible for finding pull quotes but I only want to work on bad movies.lol..the wife and I were having a chuckling at that one this morning.
Exactly..lol.
I don't even know where Fox got "A truly fantastic blockbuster" from that Empire review.I want to work in whatever department is responsible for finding pull quotes but I only want to work on bad movies.
Anyone else listen to Fatman on Batman? I really have no idea why Kevin Smith is dedicating 4 freaking episodes of the podcasts to Josh Trank interviews (regarding Fantastic 4). I'm simply not interested 0_0
That would be a dream job!I want to work in whatever department is responsible for finding pull quotes but I only want to work on bad movies.
On Tuesday, Kate Mara (House of Cards) was a guest on Live with Kelly and Michael. She was there promoting her new movie Fantastic Four and revealed that when she was at Comic-Con last month she wasn't even recognized when she and her co-star Jamie Bell (Turn) went to grab a cup of joe with the commoners.
"We spent a whole day there, sort of working and doing press, and you don't really get to meet the fans. So the next morning, Jamie Bell and I decided, 'Well, we want the experience of Comic-Con. So let's just go out, let's walk to get a coffee amongst all of the fans,'" Mara explained to Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan. "And we were like, 'Well, maybe this is a bad idea. We'll get mobbed and it'll be crazy,' and not one person...not one person noticed us."
Wow, just......wow. I'm surprised nobody recognized Kate Mara.
I could understand not recognizing Jamie Bell (I still have no idea what he actually looks like, his face just shows up as generic white guy when I try to picture it) but Kate Mara has been in enough stuff that people should know who she is.
Has Kevin Smith stopped bursting into floods of tears on Fatman on Batman yet? You could practically hear Kevin Conroy awkwardly leaning away.
I'm not one for religiously adhering to the comics but the tone that Trank seemingly was going for - i.e. a pretty similar one to the one that made me bored and repulsed by Chronicle - is just a total mismatch with the Fantastic Four concept.
Throw another hundred million at this, you're going to get the same movie with better special effects and post-converted 3D. This attempt just seems fundamentally misguided.
They fucked up DOOM AGAIN! Why is his character so difficult for FOX to adapt? All you need to do is make an evil Iron Man who runs a fictional country. GOD!
Or the Marvel Studios reboot.Sigh.
......
Guess the waiting game begins for the next reboot.
True fact on Fantastic Four: when Ben, Reed, Johnny and Susan band together at the end, it's the 1st time they're all in a scene together.
In fact, I don't think Ben and Susan have even met each other before that point. Good team dynamic, everyone!
So not only do you have to wait 80 mins for the Fantastic 4 to become that, you have to wait that long for them to even share space.
The way they get split apart like that has to be an intentional creative decision. That or no one noticed, which would be ridiculous.
Or the Marvel Studios reboot.
So not only do you have to wait 80 mins for the Fantastic 4 to become that, you have to wait that long for them to even share space.