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He seems to be more inclined to join Serie A though... the fuck is wrong with him.

Dat latin connection I guess.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Interesting stuff on United's transfer spending last summer:

The accounts for the six months to 31st December 2014 show £120.8m of purchases occurred after 1st July 2014. This is in addition to the £60.7m spent in the three months up to 30th June 2014. In total we now know that Herrera, Shaw, Rojo, Di Maria, Blind and Falcao (well the fees associated with his loan) cost Manchester United £181,511,000 last summer.

There were sales as well of course. Danny Welbeck, Kagawa, Vidic, Evra and Buttner were all sold and many others sent out on the loan. The accounts show the sales brought in £75.4m. That still leaves an extraordinary net spend of £106.1m.

Except United didn’t have £106.1m to spend. At 30th June 2014, United’s cash balance was £66.4m. And the club didn’t spend all that money in any case.

The last few sets of accounts show Manchester United are increasingly buying players on credit, from the clubs that sell them. Transfer fees are agreed but payments are staggered over time, with the vast majority due within a year or 18 months.

Whilst other clubs have frequently “funded” transfer with these deferred payments, this is a new practice for United. Less than five years ago, United only had £11m of outstanding transfer fees due to other clubs. Things really began to change in the 2013/14 season when the figure leapt from £33m to £82m. In this latest spending splurge it has risen again from £82m to £126m at the end of September 2014, before falling back to £116m by the end of 2014.

http://andersred.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/united-buying-players-on-never-never.html

 

[Elchele]

Pep is shit.

 

[Rikkun]

Fuck our shirt is waaay too nice this season. Beats the abyss shirt of 2013

I'd like a super tight shirt next season, like Arsenal.

Can you imagine Marchisio in that

ghh

 

[L1NETT]

Billy Knott moaning about ticket prices for tonight's game

25 quid is a fucking pisstake, especially travelling to London on a wednesday evening

My new favourite footballer.

Which muppet says football clubs as a pillar of the community including the players are dead

 

[Yurt]

I'd like a super tight shirt next season, like Arsenal.

Can you imagine Marchisio in that

ghh

I don't have to imagine

Love Puma and their tight designs

 

[Facism]

And he didn't notice he was shaving him there.
Sensational. A week off work.


I also found another genius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x_YCsxii34

I should be able to travel the world just by jumping on the spot, fucking Galileo lied to us.

woooow what a dumb cunt.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Interesting stuff on United's transfer spending last summer:



http://andersred.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/united-buying-players-on-never-never.html

£75.4m. Wat. Other than Welbeck for £16m we didn't sell anyone for more than £10m...not sure how that adds up.

 

[jts]

So the Chelsea fans at the Paris metro thread became the usual shitfest.

Random 'murrican: yeah, that's socca. Bunch o' divers and racists. Murrica fuck yeah *eagle cries*
Chelsea and Liverpool fans slinging shit at each other.
That stinky Suarez case dug out for the 9912314th time.

Get a grip m53s.

 

[kharma45]

Interesting stuff on United's transfer spending last summer:



http://andersred.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/united-buying-players-on-never-never.html

I'm thinking this is quite canny business rather than us being cash strapped.

 

[Rikkun]

I don't have to imagine

Love Puma and their tight designs

Instead we got Adidas

We'll all look like cunts
Like Bayern or Madrid

 

[Rikkun]

So the Chelsea fans at the Paris metro thread became the usual shitfest.

Random 'murrican: yeah, that's socca. Bunch o' divers and racists. Murrica fuck yeah *eagle cries*
Chelsea and Liverpool fans slinging shit at each other.
That stinky Suarez case dug out for the 9912314th time.

Get a grip m53s.

What Chelsea supporters could learn from Lazio supporters

 

[Perfect Blue]

So the Chelsea fans at the Paris metro thread became the usual shitfest.

Random 'murrican: yeah, that's socca. Bunch o' divers and racists. Murrica fuck yeah *eagle cries*
Chelsea and Liverpool fans slinging shit at each other.
That stinky Suarez case dug out for the 9912314th time.

Get a grip m53s.

Blame the OP for putting "Chelsea fans" in the thread title. Thread was doomed from the start.

 

[GorillaJu]

£75.4m. Wat. Other than Welbeck for £16m we didn't sell anyone for more than £10m...not sure how that adds up.

Was my first reaction as well. Are future wages saved being included?

 

[Blablurn]

 

[3Sixty]

So the Chelsea fans at the Paris metro thread became the usual shitfest.

Random 'murrican: yeah, that's socca. Bunch o' divers and racists. Murrica fuck yeah *eagle cries*
Chelsea and Liverpool fans slinging shit at each other.
That stinky Suarez case dug out for the 9912314th time.

Get a grip m53s.

I'm staying out the thread.

But anyone that doesn't think Chelsea hardcore fan base doesn't have racist elements are clueless.

 

[Esch]

I'd like a super tight shirt next season, like Arsenal.

Can you imagine Marchisio in that

ghh

Love Puma and their tight designs

No you don't m8s. The new arsenal kit is hell for anyone with big shoulders and arms like me :/ . Can't wait till we drop puma like a bad striker tbh. Give me Nike or give me death

YES ESCH

Then we'll see Jackson joining Arsene & the gang and we'll all be on board of the Arsenal train next season.

Good times ahead.

Not sure about that m8, I don't think he quite fits Arsene's criteria, a bit too old i think. I reckon it's more Arsene's style to nab someone like Dybala or Lacazette who have a high ceiling, or someone like Cavani or Lewa that's being wasted and probably unhappy at their current club.

i like him though.

 

[Rikkun]

No you don't m8s. The new arsenal kit is hell for anyone with big shoulders and arms like me :/ . Can't wait till we drop puma like a bad striker tbh. Give me Nike or give me death

The point is that even a tiny cunt like Sanchez seems buffed.
Sorry for your shoulders Esch, I bet it's really hard to be noticed by women

 

[LegoArmo]

Never liked the "everyone is bad as each other" thing, surely that's not true.

#NotAllMillwallFans

Like it or not, certain clubs have image problems.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Never liked the "everyone is bad as each other" thing, surely that's not true.

#NotAllMillwallFans

Like it or not, certain clubs have image problems.

It's not true, and certainly Chelsea got lots of proper cunts as supporters. But hilarious to see it being mostly Liverpool supporters in there.

 

[Esch]

The point is that even a tiny cunt like Sanchez seems buffed.
Sorry for your shoulders Esch, I bet it's really hard to be noticed by women

:lol just saying it's really uncomfortable and cuts off the circulation in my arms .

sanchez is fucking jacked though head to toe, look at the man. he might be tiny but he's built

 

[jts]

The point is that even a tiny cunt like Sanchez seems buffed.
Sorry for your shoulders Esch, I bet it's really hard to be noticed by women

Show yourself to the world, Ricky.

edit: ah, fuck me.

bonus Jackson pic:

This guy in an Arsenal kit

brb, workout time.

 

[Peco]

Instead we got Adidas

We'll all look like cunts
Like Bayern or Madrid

Spoiler

Or Milan.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Speaking of adidas. Don't order that on asian menus.

 

[Hixx]

Finally played a bit of Captain Toad today. It's alright. Finished Episode 1, only missing a few collectables. Definitely glad I rented it, though.

 

[Milchmonster]

However I do think we need to be looking at Lewa, I wonder what his release clause is.

Like, the Lewa? The one who's dead? Why would he have a release clause?

Speaking of release clauses, remember when we had those :lol?

 

[flabberghastly]

Instead we got Adidas

We'll all look like cunts
Like Bayern or Madrid

Every time I see a Juventino complain about something like this, moaning about Adidas or Jeep or whatever, I wish they'd stop and think for a second what most of the rest of Serie A has - Joma and Macron, sponsors like Lete if you're fortunate enough to have a sponsor at all. We look beautiful in our slick, clean designs, of course, but beauty doesn't engorge the bank out here in the wasteland.

 

[Gambit]

who is this person? who does he support?

 

[Lashley]

Anderson lasting 36 minutes before getting substituted and needing oxygen

 

[Rikkun]

:lol just saying it's really uncomfortable and cuts off the circulation in my arms .

sanchez is fucking jacked though head to toe, look at the man. he might be tiny but he's built

I wish I had giant shoulders

Show yourself to the world, Ricky.

Spoiler

Or Milan.

As long as we don't perform as you

Spoiler

sorry

Every time I see a Juventino complain about something like this, moaning about Adidas or Jeep or whatever, I wish they'd stop and think for a second what most of the rest of Serie A has - Joma and Macron, sponsors like Lete if you're fortunate enough to have a sponsor at all. We look beautiful in our slick, clean designs, of course, but beauty doesn't engorge the bank out here in the wasteland.

I'm not complaining at all about money.
I usually play football with Kipsta shirts!

 

[jts]

Finally played a bit of Captain Toad today. It's alright. Finished Episode 1, only missing a few collectables. Definitely glad I rented it, though.

Yeah, it's pretty easy to breeze through that game.

Has some tricks up its sleeve to pad out the playtime if you're a completionist though.

 

[KidJr]

Interesting stuff on United's transfer spending last summer:



http://andersred.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/united-buying-players-on-never-never.html

Interesting read, in some ways yes they are taking a gamble. Does this take into account the Addidas deal etc?

Also this article doesnt take into account that credit isnt really about how much cash you have in the bank but based on revenue. Which is why Man U are fine and arnt close to breaching FFP or anything. I also find it incredibly hard to imagine that those credit lines were extended for a period of just 18 month, unless the person who wrote this has working knowledge of each contract I'm calling bs.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

I love MGS3. Just at the bit when Volgin knows it is not Raikov by feeling Snake's balls.

Kojima pls

 

[KidJr]

Like, the Lewa? The one who's dead? Why would he have a release clause?

Speaking of release clauses, remember when we had those :lol?

You think Lewa is dead because he's all of sudden turned into a shit striker or beacuse he's playing a system that doesnt suit him and his style of play?

 

[Zabojnik]

Black Sails has turned into a legit good show. Very good, even. Also, the women. All of them. One after another. Then all together.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Black Sails has turned into a legit good show. Very good, even. Also, the women. All of them. One after another. Then all together.

Yes.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Black Sails has turned into a legit good show. Very good, even. Also, the women. All of them. One after another. Then all together.

So good

 

[Koko]

Black Sails has turned into a legit good show. Very good, even. Also, the women. All of them. One after another. Then all together.

Just like Spartacus.

 

[Blablurn]

I'm not saying "Sell Lewa" but selling him would definitely be an option we should consider after this season.

 

[Zabojnik]

I'm not saying "Sell Lewa" but selling him would definitely be an option we should consider after this season.

Just fire Pep and buy Klopp, all problems solved.

 

[Elchele]

I'm not saying "Sell Lewa" but selling him would definitely be an option we should consider after this season.

no need. when Pep leaves he will be the best striker in the world again

 

[Blablurn]

Just fire Pep and buy Klopp, all problems solved.

With comments like this you're moving on thin ice, my dear Zabo. They are almost Premface-esque. And to be honest: I expect better from such a class member like you. On the other hand it's a free world and you can post whatever you like. So just see this as a general Memo.

 

[Esch]

I wish I had giant shoulders

I have naturally pretty wide shoulders but honestly you can get there with work. Overhead press, pullups (weighted for the win) will get you there Ricky

Were all gonna make it breh

 

[Carbonox]

With comments like this you're moving on thin ice, my dear Zabo. They are almost Premface-esque. And to be honest: I expect better from such a class member like you. On the other hand it's a free world and you can post whatever you like. So just see this as a general Memo.

 

[Zabojnik]

I just meant to say that it could be an easier solution to make Lewa work again, Bla. Pep is unlikely to change his ways. I don't care about Bayern - BVB wars or whatever.

Please don't shun me. I need that Order.

 

[Blablurn]

I just meant to say that it could be an easier solution to make Lewa work again, Bla. Pep is unlikely to change his ways. I don't care about Bayern - BVB wars or whatever.

Please don't shun me. I need that Order.

You had me at Hello.

I will never shun you!

You complete me.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

With comments like this you're moving on thin ice, my dear Zabo. They are almost Premface-esque. And to be honest: I expect better from such a class member like you. On the other hand it's a free world and you can post whatever you like. So just see this as a general Memo.

A breakup of a beautiful friendship, this is what Pep has done.

Fire Pep and free Zabo from Bla's Prison of Discontent

 

[Milchmonster]

You think Lewa is dead because he's all of sudden turned into a shit striker or beacuse he's playing a system that doesnt suit him and his style of play?

Please, I don't even care.

He's dead, just accept it.

 

[jts]

I have naturally pretty wide shoulders but honestly you can get there with work. Overhead press, pullups (weighted for the win) will get you there Ricky

Were all gonna make it breh

My pullups are always naturally weighted

And also have a case of wide shoulders for my frame.

My body is just begging to get ripped. But I'm always postponing on that promise

help me zyzz

 

[Vivalaraza]

:lol this gif is amazing