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[Clegg]

I bet he gets fat next and grows a goatee.

Wanker

 

[Esch]

Slizz kills me with the dossiers upon dossiers of info on random hot chicks. He must have the Royal Library of Alexandria of porn folders.

 

[Xpike]

He'll be getting the sack in 2016. After a 4th place finish and an FA Cup semi final appearance we'll be signing his praises. This will be followed up with a mind boggling summer where we will sign zero midfielders, a defender or two, and another 28 or 29 year old forward to complement old man persie up front. when we are playing the same exact shit football as this year but our table position is worse the guillotine will drop. Giggs will do no better, but at least the fools who think he deserves the job will see him fail miserably for a few months and realize they are wrong.

Summer 2016; Simeone. United will bake. All the old fucks will be gone, pace will be restored, attacking football is alive.

van persie will go to the MLS, it's written in the scrolls

 

[Salvadora]

I bet he gets fat next and grows a goatee.

Wanker

Van Gaal is already pretty big tbh.

 

[KidA Seven]

Slizz kills me with the dossiers upon dossiers of info on random hot chicks. He must have the Royal Library of Alexandria of porn folders.

Slizz is my alt.


You're welcome.

 

[Yurt]

The fuck does love even mean? Like Pogba isn't going to leave Juve for Real. Nobody gives a fuck about love. They give a fuck about Real Madrid.

Shove your love up your ass.

This is football. All the players are cunts and I love it.

:lol thanks that's all I wanted

 

[KidJr]

Yeah, I guess you're right. He does openly work for them!

Still it was funny. Everything with Henry at Sky has been a bit weird/underwhelming so far. All the hype and stuff and I've just found him a bit meh so far. And I liked him well enough at the world cup.

What Henry has been a revelation since join skysports

 

[KidA Seven]

:lol thanks that's all I wanted.

I'm happy to play along.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

What Henry has been a revelation since join skysports

The revelation has been that he's a shite pundit.

 

[flabberghastly]

The only non-plastic clubs in the Barclay's Premface League are Arsenal and Liverpool

Arsenal's stadium is the definition of plastic but we'll let that slide for the sake of Arsenalfan TV

Southampton m68

The only premface club that could have its accounts drained and still look functional.

Besides, we all know this money will just be spent by the "big" clubs on more of the excess humanity squeezed from La Liga.

They'll pay £150 million for Ronaldo when he's 32 and as empty inside as Berlu.

 

[jts]

Got laid off after 9 years. Sweets is a cut troat business. feels bad man.

That's some BS.

Hope you got a nice severance and wish you success finding a new (and better) job m8.

 

[Clegg]

Henry got a massive payday from Sky.

He clearly doesn't give a fuck now.

 

[Yurt]

I'm happy to play along.

I dont expect you guys to know anything about love after dumping Roy Keane

You dont know the meaning of that word

Pogba's tale is a sad story about unrequited love

Southampton m68

The only premface club that could have its accounts drained and still look functional.

Besides, we all know this money will just be spent by the "big" clubs on more of the excess humanity squeezed from La Liga.

They'll pay £150 million for Ronaldo when he's 32 and as empty inside as Berlu.

how can I forget about glorious SOTON

 

[MisterRoboto]

Not sure if it has been posted but potentially the 15/16 Milan kit

Things are already looking better for next season. I still prefer the regular Milan logo though.

 

[KidA Seven]

Angel Gomes is going to play for England's u15 team again.

 

[wedward]

Do you think he'll do this one Sky contract and then move into management? Maybe do a Neville thing and do some coaching at the same time?

I assume there's some sort of job available at Arsenal whenever he wants it.

Yeah, we will see once he gets his badges. Still be a few years so who knows what will be going on at Arsenal, but I am sure he could be a youth team coach for a bit.

 

[Fintan]

Yeah, we will see once he gets his badges. Still be a few years so who knows what will be going on at Arsenal, but I am sure he could be a youth team coach for a bit.

Become Arsene's new assistant and ascend a la Giggs post LVG.

 

[Ushojax]

Haha Sherwood snubbed again, Fernandes now wants Laudrup.

According to the Mirror anyway.

 

[Suen]

I decided to try The Witcher 2 again, against my own advice. People keep praising it, people are hyped for The Witcher 3 so I thought I might just have been harsh, or that I just had a bad day when I tried it before. I thought I may truly be missing something.

I struggled to make it past the title screen with the ugly art but I remained calm. I started the game again and waited till there was gameplay involved. Once the gameplay kicked in I couldn't handle more than 5 minutes max before I turned it off.

After my second experience in playing The Witcher 2 I've come to realize that gamers today enjoy anything. If I made a game that was about picking up and delivering plates with turds on people would hype it and love it, and IGN and Gamespot would give it a 9+ and give it a GOTY label. Of course it just needs really good graphics but that's it.

 

[Lightning]

I'd give Steve Bould the job at Arsenal before I even considered Henry even if he had his coaching badges. He has to prove himself somewhere else first that he can manage top flight football.

 

[Yurt]

I decided to try The Witcher 2 again, against my own advice. People keep praising it, people are hyped for The Witcher 3 so I thought I might just have been harsh, or that I just had a bad day when I tried it before. I thought I may truly be missing something.

I struggled to make it past the title screen with the ugly art but I remained calm. I started the game again and waited till there was gameplay involved. Once the gameplay kicked in I couldn't handle more than 5 minutes max before I turned it off.

After my second experience in playing The Witcher 2 I've come to realize that gamers today enjoy anything. If I made a game that was about picking up and delivering plates with turds on people would hype it and love it, and IGN and Gamespot would give it a 9+ and give it a GOTY label. Of course it just needs really good graphics but that's it.

That was the tutorial, which is infamously hard because your character at that point is heavily underpowered and..boring to play

The game *really* starts when you're thrown into prison

The Witcher 2 is no TLoU, it's genuinely GOAT.

 

[kingellesar]

Haha Sherwood snubbed again, Fernandes now wants Laudrup.

According to the Mirror anyway.

Sherwood is waiting for the right job.....

....

 

[Splatt]

Suen's post reminds me of that IGN guy who gave God Hand 4.0 rating.

 

[wedward]

I'd give Steve Bould the job at Arsenal before I even considered Henry even if he had his coaching badges. He has to prove himself somewhere else first that he can manage top flight football.

Agree.

I am ready to fully experience the Bould effect.

 

[Lightning]

Haha Sherwood snubbed again, Fernandes now wants Laudrup.

According to the Mirror anyway.

Stop picking on Timmy you bully.

 

[Suen]

Suen's post reminds me of that IGN guy who gave God Hand 4.0 rating.

God Hand is amazing. You're a loser.

 

[Elchele]

Suen why are you becoming the worst poster ever

 

[Xpike]

Suen's post reminds me of that IGN guy who gave God Hand 4.0 rating.

i think it was like 2, no? suen you should see if ign hires you

 

[Esch]

I decided to try The Witcher 2 again, against my own advice. People keep praising it, people are hyped for The Witcher 3 so I thought I might just have been harsh, or that I just had a bad day when I tried it before. I thought I may truly be missing something.

I struggled to make it past the title screen with the ugly art but I remained calm. I started the game again and waited till there was gameplay involved. Once the gameplay kicked in I couldn't handle more than 5 minutes max before I turned it off.

After my second experience in playing The Witcher 2 I've come to realize that gamers today enjoy anything. If I made a game that was about picking up and delivering plates with turds on people would hype it and love it, and IGN and Gamespot would give it a 9+ and give it a GOTY label. Of course it just needs really good graphics but that's it.

so.... you gave a game 5 minutes of actual playtime, have no actual commentary and now you're taking the opportunity to grandstand about it?

incredible.

 

[Yurt]

Suen's post reminds me of that IGN guy who gave God Hand 4.0 rating.

Suen why are you becoming the worst poster ever

i think it was like 2, no? suen you should see if ign hires you

so.... you gave a game 5 minutes of actual playtime, have no actual commentary and now you're taking the opportunity to grandstand about it?

incredible.

im dying


Suen, I love you, but at least finish the tutorial (castle) level before you shit on something

 

[wedward]

Is Witcher combat fun? Every video I have seen makes it look like shit.

LINETT do not answer.

 

[Pennywise]

Suen why are you becoming the worst poster ever

Suen needs to drop his anger that was usually part of WhatsApp, somewhere else now.

 

[noal]

Suen why are you becoming the worst poster ever

Because he chooses to. He has great power. One day he will harness it for good.

Bless you sueneth.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I decided to try The Witcher 2 again, against my own advice. People keep praising it, people are hyped for The Witcher 3 so I thought I might just have been harsh, or that I just had a bad day when I tried it before. I thought I may truly be missing something.

I struggled to make it past the title screen with the ugly art but I remained calm. I started the game again and waited till there was gameplay involved. Once the gameplay kicked in I couldn't handle more than 5 minutes max before I turned it off.

After my second experience in playing The Witcher 2 I've come to realize that gamers today enjoy anything. If I made a game that was about picking up and delivering plates with turds on people would hype it and love it, and IGN and Gamespot would give it a 9+ and give it a GOTY label. Of course it just needs really good graphics but that's it.

You played it for 5 minutes and went in already hating it.

gg no re

 

[dc89]

Wow. Sky and BT now basically pay £10.2m per match they show.

 

[Wilbur]

Paying 5 billion to show football in this day and age is obscene

load me my streams son

 

[El Topo]

I decided to try The Witcher 2 again, against my own advice. People keep praising it, people are hyped for The Witcher 3 so I thought I might just have been harsh, or that I just had a bad day when I tried it before. I thought I may truly be missing something.

I struggled to make it past the title screen with the ugly art but I remained calm. I started the game again and waited till there was gameplay involved. Once the gameplay kicked in I couldn't handle more than 5 minutes max before I turned it off.

After my second experience in playing The Witcher 2 I've come to realize that gamers today enjoy anything. If I made a game that was about picking up and delivering plates with turds on people would hype it and love it, and IGN and Gamespot would give it a 9+ and give it a GOTY label. Of course it just needs really good graphics but that's it.

"At least play it for three or four or fifteen hours before you decide it's not for you." - Witcher fans

The first Witcher game is massively overrated, so I never bothered to spend too much time with the second game (although in all fairness combat is much better). Not saying it's bad, just wasn't for me.

 

[wedward]

How much do Sky and BT subscriptions cost in the UK?

Kind of crazy that in the US we get all games live for no extra charge. As long as you have a basic cable package that includes NBC.

 

[Yurt]

Is Witcher combat fun? Every video I have seen makes it look like shit.

LINETT do not answer.

it's downright terrible in 1

2, while fun, is still a bit shallow.


it's a massive improvement over 1 and I personally find it VERY enjoyable. The right mix of fancy sword swings and magic..me likey

 

[LegoArmo]

How much do Sky and BT subscriptions cost in the UK?

Kind of crazy that in the US we get all games live for no extra charge. As long as you have a basic cable package that includes NBC.

It would be around £60 a month, minimum, to get both, I imagine. So you're look at $90 to $100.

 

[Gurthang]

Witcher 1 combat was great. Group style was so satisfying when there were alot of enemies around you. But it got very easy towards the end.

 

[Elchele]

How much do Sky and BT subscriptions cost in the UK?

Kind of crazy that in the US we get all games live for no extra charge. As long as you have a basic cable package that includes NBC.

Yeah. Same here, except they dropped the EPL and now we get Bundesliga, Serie A and La Liga all live without any extra cost. You only need to have digital cable.

And we still get one or two EPL matches per week.

 

[King_Moc]

Murdoch is never getting another penny out of me. I'll stream or go to games, thanks.

 

[Esch]

Is Witcher combat fun? Every video I have seen makes it look like shit.

LINETT do not answer.

Witcher 1 combat sucks ass.

Witcher 2 vanilla was competent, not great sort of zeldaesque fare. With the combat rebalance its better though.

 

[Bold One]

I decided to try The Witcher 2 again, against my own advice. People keep praising it, people are hyped for The Witcher 3 so I thought I might just have been harsh, or that I just had a bad day when I tried it before. I thought I may truly be missing something.

I struggled to make it past the title screen with the ugly art but I remained calm. I started the game again and waited till there was gameplay involved. Once the gameplay kicked in I couldn't handle more than 5 minutes max before I turned it off.

After my second experience in playing The Witcher 2 I've come to realize that gamers today enjoy anything. If I made a game that was about picking up and delivering plates with turds on people would hype it and love it, and IGN and Gamespot would give it a 9+ and give it a GOTY label. Of course it just needs really good graphics but that's it.

Push past the tutorial and learn the button maps and you'll be fine, its very well constructed yarn and I'm only 3 hours in.

 

[Blablurn]

5 years ago a 17-year-old David Alaba made his professional debut for Bayern. Since, he has won 17 titles and awards.

#BasedGaal

 

[Slizz]

Alaba's hair was incredible back then.

 

[Lightning]

Strong arsenal team. Great to see Alexis back but sad that chambers hasn't even made the bench.

 

[Elchele]

5 years ago a 17-year-old David Alaba made his professional debut for Bayern. Since, he has won 17 titles and awards.

#BasedGaal

I miss Tymo

 

[Ingeniero]

Strong arsenal team. Great to see Alexis back but sad that chambers hasn't even made the bench.

He should play for the reserves for a while tbh....