Broder Salsa
Banned
Fuck it, I'm taking the triple post. Good news Chelsea supporters
Also fucking lol at the FA not punishing Pearson, or RVP yet again elbowing people.
TThe football world was in shock yesterday after Jose Mourinho escaped an FA sanction following a vicious attack on Crystal Palace midfielder James McArthur. McArthur, in action against relegation-threatened Leicester, went to ground near the managers' technical areas, and ended up in a tangle with Leicester City boss Nigel Pearson, who briefly put his hands around the 27-year-old's neck.
The good news for Chelsea fans is that Jose Mourinho will not be suspended (nor will anyone else) for this flagrant act of violent conduct. How Mourinho has escaped a charge from the FA on this matter is currently unclear, as he was clearly guilty of aiding and abetting Pearson in his assault via the use of powerful mind-rays from afar. The Blues can consider themselves lucky that no action has been taken after this heinous crime.
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In other news, Diego Costa is reportedly relieved that his three-game ban, of which two matches have been served, was not increased following an incident on Sunday which saw Robin van Persie break James Tomkin's nose with a flailing elbow.
Also fucking lol at the FA not punishing Pearson, or RVP yet again elbowing people.