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[DerZuhälter]

No country in Europe is more third world than Germany when it comes to iptv or vod.

Netflix + Hola PlugIn for Firefox to switch countries. Fuck maxdome.

Need to get more involved with FootyGAF again. How do you do it, with 9to5 jobs, those damn social obligations like friends and girls and well sleeping, eating and washing yourself/clothes/dishes and stuff?!

 

[Jack cw]

What you buy?

BMW X1. Will be delivered on Feb. 25th.

 

[sohois]

Sounds legit

Sounds legit to me, loads of these Chinese recruiters can barely speak a word of english, despite ostensibly working with English speakers all the time.

The 'principal' of my international department has terrible english even though he is supposed to interact with the IB organisation all the time.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Sounds legit

write back in Chinese

 

[Rikkun]

BMW X1. Will be delivered on Feb. 25th.

GAT DAYUM


I can't stand BMW nor SUVs but congrats!


Yesterday I saw 50 shades whatever.
Just wanted to say that I tought about you guys after one line that was something like
"I don't make love. I fuck. Hard."

I thought "u wot m8"



That's all.
It's been one of the most cringeworthy nights of my life. The cinema was full of thirty-something women rambling with friends about their shitty lives like they really cared, and the movie sucked HARD. Not the "eheh it's so silly and bad it's good", it was just plain bad. And not that weird at all. And badly written.
If it was a game it would be GAF's GOTY 2015

 

[Blablurn]

write back in Chinese

Good idea.

Grats jack. Looks awesome.

 

[Jack cw]

GAT DAYUM


I can't stand BMW nor SUVs but congrats!

Thx Rikkun. I usually don't like SUVs either, but this one is rather compact and looks like a far mor coherent BMW3 line. And I got it for 22% less than the list price, so I had no choice actually.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

This Skyler in BB is a bitch.

 

[Milchmonster]

BMW X1. Will be delivered on Feb. 25th.

Dat pressure to buy a BMW when living in Bavaria

 

[Rikkun]

This Skyler in BB is a bitch.

You don't say.

 

[Jack cw]

Dat pressure to buy a BMW when living in Bavaria

It gets subsidized here

This Skyler in BB is a bitch.

I actually liked her. Especially in the end.

 

[Blablurn]

Milch. Do you have your 3DS?

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

You don't say.

It gets subsidized here


I actually liked her. Especially in the end.

I am half way through season 2. I enjoyed her at first, but I guess the writing was on the wall when in the first episode it is revealed she is a "writer"

 

[Jack cw]

Milch. Do you have your 3DS?

Did amazon really send it out via Hermes on both of you?
I have prime for years and I never got something delivered by them. Bavaria and all.

 

[Blablurn]

Did amazon really send it out via Hermes on both of you?
I have prime for years and I never got something delivered by them. Bavaria and all.

Yeah, mine just arrived. Its like the first time they did something so big with Hermes. Big in terms of value. Before that I only had DHL here.

 

[Jack cw]

Yeah, mine just arrived. Its like the first time they did something so big with Hermes. Big in terms of value. Before that I only had DHL here.

Congrats bla. Enjoy your new device until it collects dust in the next few days

 

[Zabojnik]

Anyone from Lazio we could be looking at?

Felipe Anderson is fucking amazing. You have enough attacking mids though, so leave him alone. He's ours. (No, he isn't. :/)

 

[Blablurn]

Congrats bla. Enjoy your new device until it collects dust in the next few days

I hate you and Zabo.

Spoiler

 

[Rikkun]

Did amazon really send it out via Hermes on both of you?
I have prime for years and I never got something delivered by them. Bavaria and all.

Wait, Bla does not live in Bavaria?


Bla ur cheap

 

[jts]

I also just got an order from amazon delivered.

But it's not a New 3DS, just a couple of gym rings

 

[Blablurn]

Wait, Bla does not live in Bavaria?


Bla ur cheap

 

[Rikkun]

It's as if I rooted for Juventus while not living in Piedmont!

You probably live in Borussia Dortmund

 

[Blablurn]

It's as if I rooted for Juventus while not living in Piedmont!

You probably live in Borussia Dortmund

Im much closer to Dortmund than to Bayern

 

[Milchmonster]

Milch. Do you have your 3DS?

Not yet, the Hermes guy always comes at like 3 pm or something

 

[DerZuhälter]

It's as if I rooted for Juventus while not living in Piedmont!

You probably live in Borussia Dortmund

It's worse. It's Cologne. Enjoying Karneval bla? I wonder how you'd dress up...

 

[jts]

Videos of the New 3DS XL screen comparing with the old one just killed my 3DS XL

 

[Jack cw]

Im much closer to Dortmund than to Bayern

It was still amazing to walk with you through Cologne at Gamescom with Bayern kits. The looks

 

[Blablurn]

It's worse. It's Cologne. Enjoying Karneval bla? I wonder how you'd dress up...

Skipping Karneval. Like all my life lol

It was still amazing to walk with you through Cologne at Gamescom with Bayern kits. The looks

haha, i will never forget this. we need to go back.

 

[Gambit]

I am still torn between New 3DS and the New XL. Bigger screen or better portability? Also, not gonna lie, those SNES buttons on the smaller one are another attraction.

So please post your impressions eventually.

My old 3DS definitely needs replacing. The top screen has twice now not shown a picture until I put it into a slightly different position. As someone who loves handheld gaming more than consoles, I need a working 3DS and want to do the transfer as long as the old one still works.

 

[la_briola]

@Footy/DotaGAF: I have Invoker next in my all-hero challenge, and I'm fucking terrified. Talk to me.

Invoker isn't that hard, but if you can't remember how to invoke anything, you could go for a carry build.
4 in Quas, 4 in Exort and 1 in Invoke, then you just play with Coldsnap and two Forge Spirits when you hit level 9.
Get PT, Drums and Orchid and just right click mofos.
That's easy, you don't really need to know anything for that. :lol


DHL will deliver my new 3DS with MH4U soon. \o/

 

[Rikkun]

Im much closer to Dortmund than to Bayern

It's worse. It's Cologne. Enjoying Karneval bla? I wonder how you'd dress up...

Cologne?
loool

Is it the German Naples?


Am I gonna get rekt by flabberghastly?
Or even worse, Kamorra?
Pray for me guys

 

[Jack cw]

Cologne?
loool

Is it the German Naples?


Am I gonna get rekt by flabberghastly?
Or even worse, Kamorra?
Pray for me guys

I was a few times in Cologne (I live in Munich) and I liked it, especially the nightlife but all those cities are rather similar. But I've never seen a cleaner city than Munich in my life and life is great here.

 

[GorillaJu]

Invoker isn't that hard, but if you can't remember how to invoke anything, you could go for a carry build.
4 in Quas, 4 in Exort and 1 in Invoke, then you just play with Coldsnap and two Forge Spirits when you hit level 9.
Get PT, Drums and Orchid and just right click mofos.
That's easy, you don't really need to know anything for that. :lol


DHL will deliver my new 3DS with MH4U soon. o/

This is pretty good advice.

 

[Facism]

BMW X1. Will be delivered on Feb. 25th.

Cool valentines gift for the wife, congrats. What's she getting you?

 

[Broder Salsa]

This Skyler in BB is a bitch.

She is. But she also got pretty good reasons to be it lol

 

[KidJr]

Nice car Jack! congrats mate

 

[Blablurn]

How come the 3D in Monster Hunter is much worse than in Zelda?

 

[Wilbur]

PoolGAF. This will be your favourite article of the entire season.

 

[la_briola]

How come the 3D in Monster Hunter is much worse than in Zelda?

I liked it a lot in 4, but it was so unstable to maintain.. hope the new 3DS improvements help.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Approached casually by a whore in burger king line. "I will give massage for 300 pesos". "No thanks" "It's a really nice massage"

and then she just said it out downright when I kept declining it.

300 pesos is like... At least the price of 3 whoppers though, who does she think she is.

I chose the whopper.

 

[jts]

Haven't pooped since Monday.

Just took laxatives.

Legendary shit approaching

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Haven't pooped since Monday.

Just took laxatives.

Legendary shit approaching

How can you poop when you are already dead?

 

[Milchmonster]

Approached casually by a whore in burger king line. "I will give massage for 300 pesos". "No thanks" "It's a really nice massage"

and then she just said it out downright when I kept declining it.

300 pesos is like... At least the price of 3 whoppers though, who does she think she is.

I chose the whopper.

A friend of mine got offered a blowjob for 5€ once :lol

He told her to go away instantly but regrets it now.

 

[Facism]

Haven't pooped since Monday.

Just took laxatives.

Legendary shit approaching

erm, my experience with laxatives are stomach cramps, pain and rancid diarrhea.

Pray for jts.

 

[jts]

How can you poop when you are already dead?

That is a fine question my friend.

erm, my experience with laxatives are stomach cramps, pain and rancid diarrhea.

Pray for jts.

Anything but this sensation I've been growing an alien inside.

 

[Yurt]

... but what if there's lag?

Maybe I was just unlucky or the game kept pairing me with people from FF's land, I don't know. I'll give it another go in Blood for sure. Thanks sensei Yurt!

If I did it then ANYONE can!

I'm basically living in middle-earth and I still managed to play (relatively) lag free! From Software are wizards, you'll be fine.

 

[Facism]

That is a fine question my friend.


Anything but this sensation I've been growing an alien inside.

make sure you take your phone and a few magazines into the shitter with you mate

I'm currently in the process of dumping last night's curry :X

 

[Bold One]

A friend of mine got offered a blowjob for 5€ once :lol

He told her to go away instantly but regrets it now.

he did the right thing, a blow job that cheap can't be safe, its like cheap vodka...

 

[3Sixty]

In Ibiza you get the African blowjob girls that appear out of ally-ways.

Our convo went.

"Hello der boys, u like blowjobs?"

"Errrrrm, yes?"

"20 Euro"

"How about 5"

"Okay, lets go"

Driving down prices.

 

[CCS]

he did the right thing, a blow job that chap can't be safe, its like cheap vodka...

Hookers are like wine, if it's cheap, you don't want a taste.