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Football 2014/2015 |OT13| Lightning returns, check your PMs, there is no kick

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I'm gonna be honest here.

I am severely pissed off by the rest of the league, and Liverpool, for allowing Man Utd to be sat in third. There's no fucking way their standard of play throughout the entire season so far has been good enough for that.

Nobody is punishing them for their shite performances.

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Jarnet87

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I was gonna buy a Vita TV since its half off but I am not playing anything other then Everquest (P99 Server). it's consuming my life just like live back in the day. I don't even know why I'm upgrading to a N3DSXL.

old man persie will be fit for Preston, or at least Gaals definition of fit, AKA run for 20 minutes and then be dead for the other 70.
 

FootballFan

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Not to bring the thread down or anything, but I've got an inoperable brain tumour, so the chances of me making that age are erm unlikely. And I have a girlfriend, so the chances of me paying for sex between now and the end game are highly unlikely!

ACH, it's just bad luck! I don't actually know if the tumour is cancerous, it might be benign as even a biopsy had a 65% chance of leaving me permanently on a respirator or being fatal. Makes no odds though, they can't remove it. Sucks, but there are kids out there who barely got a chance to live. I'm 35, so I've had a decent innings and who knows I might still have a few years in me?

I'm sorry to hear that mate.

You have a great attitude though, very admirable. I wish you luck <3
 

FootballFan

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Facism and to whom else it may concern.

Still no poop in sight. I don't feel any bowel movements at all. Truly dead inside.

Last day I took a dump was the last day I watched porn, I shit you not (wish I could, but I have this constipation you see). I decided to stop watching porn that day.

The side effects were unprecedented.

I know what to do.

I just don't wanna do it
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You know what you need right?


Prunes.
 
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Xpike

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Facism and to whom else it may concern.

Still no poop in sight. I don't feel any bowel movements at all. Truly dead inside.

Last day I took a dump was the last day I watched porn, I shit you not (wish I could, but I have this constipation you see). I decided to stop watching porn that day.

The side effects were unprecedented.

I know what to do.

I just don't wanna do it
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eat some fiber and prunes
if anything else fails, get some haribo gummi bears
 

Bold One

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I'm gonna be honest here.

I am severely pissed off by the rest of the league, and Liverpool, for allowing Man Utd to be sat in third. There's no fucking way their standard of play throughout the entire season so far has been good enough for that.

Nobody is punishing them for their shite performances.

There is no need to be upset
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bud

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Facism and to whom else it may concern.

Still no poop in sight. I don't feel any bowel movements at all. Truly dead inside.

Last day I took a dump was the last day I watched porn, I shit you not (wish I could, but I have this constipation you see). I decided to stop watching porn that day.

The side effects were unprecedented.

I know what to do.

I just don't wanna do it
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flaxseed is your best friend.
 

Meier

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Watching the midweek MOTD. As well as being an arsehole, Nasri hasn't kicked on at all since Arsenal.
Been team of the year material the past two seasons. Was better last season but he's getting back from his injury and was fantastic in the second half vs Stoke.
 

Meier

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Nasri had 7 goals and 7 assists last season and lead the league in key passes per game played. This year, City have won 69% of the games he has started vs 37% of the games he hasn't. Tied for second in key passes and is the only attacking player with greater than 90% passing accuracy in the league.

It's really clear that none of you watch City games particularly closely. He's a key player and has operated very well with Silva under Pellegrini.
 

wedward

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Nasri had 7 goals and 7 assists last season and lead the league in key passes per game played. This year, City have won 69% of the games he has started vs 37% of the games he hasn't. Tied for second in key passes and is the only attacking player with greater than 90% passing accuracy in the league.

It's really clear that none of you watch City games particularly closely. He's a key player and has operated very well with Silva under Pellegrini.

Having a nice season doesn't mean you are team of the year material.

I wonder how closely you watch City.

Key passes is such a silly stat.
 

faridmon

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As much as I hate to say it, but its not Man U's fault that everyone else are tuuer shite this season. Consistency is thrown out of the window for some ''attacking flair'' that doesn't have any substance whatsoever.

Its almost like PL is Bundesliga in disguise.
 

Meier

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Having a nice season doesn't mean you are team of the year material.

I wonder how closely you watch City.
If you are one of the best attacking players on the best attacking team, then yes, you deserve to be in the conversation for TOTS. He was overlooked last season. I wouldn't say he's been better than Cesc or Hazard or anyone else in particular, just that he's a player who is worth discussing. His personality rather than game performance affects people's viewpoint.
 

Pennywise

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I already have it here. Took me 8 hours to wait for this piece of shit XL and 10 minutes to get the great one in Media Markt.

Online shops are so 2007
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Got a normal 3DS XL in white, but I don't use it that often anymore.


Weidenfeller – Piszczek, Subotic, Sokratis, Schmelzer – Sahin, Gündogan – Kampl, Kagawa, Reus – Aubameyang

Hummels is sick.
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faridmon

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Got a normal 3DS XL in white, but I don't use it that often anymore.


Weidenfeller – Piszczek, Subotic, Sokratis, Schmelzer – Sahin, Gündogan – Kampl, Kagawa, Reus – Aubameyang

Hummels is sick.
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The fact that Sahin is playing makes this line-up very average. He was shite at Augsburg and wasn't he on the bench when you had your first win in like 2785 matches?
 

jts

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m8s

Do not worry anymore.

The laxatives kicked in. Oh they did. And are still kicking tbh. Probably lost a few kilos. Or litres.

Had to run home from the grocery shop
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Prunes and other sources of fiber will definitely return to my diet.
 

scabro

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but you literally just said he isnt better than anyone in particular

so why would anyone discuss him, no one thinks he is better than anyone in particular

thats not team of the year material.
 
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