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[Splatt]

fuck I feel so bad for Dordevic he was having a great season

I don't.

After using the national team to sell himself to Lazio and then promptly quitting, I can only feel a small sense of satisfaction at his misfortune.

Ljajic next pls

 

[Ushojax]

Lennon off to Everton on loan. Just in time for the derby.

 

[Zabojnik]

Zabo, Felipe Anderson played mostly in Berardi's position. Don't you dare

He could be our CAM. Think about it.

This summer is our last chance to buy him. He'll be a 50M€ player in 2016.

Oh. Right. Marotta and Lotito hate each other.

WHY. WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN WITH EVERY SERIE A PLAYER I FALL IN LOVE WITH.

 

[Blablurn]

I think Schweinsteigers career is also kinda remarkable. His first game for Bayern was in 2002. I think he started as a winger. Long time ago. It took almost 8 years to find his right position as a DM. Van Genious did it. Incredible. But I'm grateful for everything he did. He might be a lil diva but he did everything for the success. He overcame so many injuries, so many losses. And in the end he won it all. Schweini and Lahm. 2 living Bayern legends. Easily on the same level as Breitner, Beckenbauer or Rummenigge.

 

[StealthGoblin]

Well I guess that's the end of that one.

Why is Levy being a prick to West Ham? Not that I want Ade anywhere near our side anyway, but damn.

Must be butthurt over the stadium.

 

[Clegg]

Watching highlights of the Super Bowl but put of the Deadline day special on SSN before that. There's literally lads running back and forth behind Jim White. There's absolutely fuck all happening transfer wise though. Sky must be having them do it for dramatic effect.

 

[Zabojnik]

Stop it, Clegg. The Superbowl is over, nobody gives a fuck anymore. Please come to your senses.

 

[Elchele]

Only super bowl I care about is my choco krispis with milk in the morning.

 

[Yurt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stI6XIkCACA#t=92

United :lol you fucking vultures :lol

 

[Carbonox]

Just took a dump to get the rest of teh shit out of my system from last night's Superbowl festivities and my arse went full blown aurora boreanus. Post-hot food shits after it's simmered over night make you feel more alive.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Cesc Fabregas accused of 'punching bus windscreen' in road rage incident

uh oh.

When I met Quiche, we saw a guy punching a car too. It was like a JRPG bossfight but he didn't win, the one in the car eventually just drove off.

 

[Yurt]

I don't.

After using the national team to sell himself to Lazio and then promptly quitting, I can only feel a small sense of satisfaction at his misfortune.

Ljajic next pls

fucking hell :loool aand what do you make of Eto'o vs Mihaj?

He could be our CAM. Think about it.

This summer is our last chance to buy him. He'll be a 50M€ player in 2016.

Oh. Right. Marotta and Lotito hate each other.

WHY. WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN WITH EVERY SERIE A PLAYER I FALL IN LOVE WITH.

take comfort in the fact that's he's Brazilian, which means he's guaranteed to flop for us anyway.

 

[Ushojax]

Why is Levy being a prick to West Ham? Not that I want Ade anywhere near our side anyway, but damn.

Must be butthurt over the stadium.

If West Ham were circling the drain as normal then he wouldn't care, but they are too high in the table. It would be embarrassing if we helped them finish above us.

 

[StealthGoblin]

Cesc Fabregas accused of 'punching bus windscreen' in road rage incident

uh oh.

I bet Fabregas is a better footballer than that driver is a bus driver.

What a shit insult.

 

[Pennywise]

When I met Quiche, we saw a guy punching a car too. It was like a JRPG bossfight but he didn't win, the one in the car eventually just drove off.

And Quiche got influenced by him and shows signs of pure rage every now and then.

 

[Hixx]

Has Fabregas one-upped the hoss-punching Mag?

A fucking double-decker bus!

 

[Splatt]

fucking hell :loool aand what do you make of Eto'o vs Mihaj?

Miha is an idiot, he managed to piss of the whole national team(I remember even Premier Ass being annoyed at him).

He banned Ljajic from the national team because he wouldn't sing the national anthem.

Eto'o and Miha, two primadonnas, the whole thing is hilarious.

 

[Blablurn]

The face of despair

 

[3Sixty]

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC 6m6 minutes ago

Centre-half @B_M321 turns in @DomGape's cross at the far post. #SaintsFCU21s are mounting an unlikely comeback here! [5-3]

 

[Broder Salsa]

He must have given them back at least £30 million under the table.

I can't believe any club would be that stupid

City bought Mangala for more.

 

[Milchmonster]

I think Schweinsteigers career is also kinda remarkable. His first game for Bayern was in 2002. I think he started as a winger. Long time ago. It took almost 8 years to find his right position as a DM. Van Genious did it. Incredible. But I'm grateful for everything he did. He might be a lil diva but he did everything for the success. He overcame so many injuries, so many losses. And in the end he won it all. Schweini and Lahm. 2 living Bayern legends. Easily on the same level as Breitner, Beckenbauer or Rummenigge.

Lahm, I give you that.

But Schweine hasn't reached the level of bullshit talked that a Bayern legend needs to do.

 

[Elchele]

Lahm, I give you that.

But Schweine hasn't reached the level of bullshit talked that a Bayern legend needs to do.

he still needs to complain about the grass length

 

[Carbonox]

Sky sources: Rangers are close to bringing in Haris Vukcic, Kevin Mbabu, Gael Bigirimana, Remie Streete and Shane Ferguson from Newcastle on loan.

That's some raid. #BasedAshley

 

[Steverulez]

We had offered Luiz a new deal and there were other clubs interested, PSG wanted to get it done quickly due to FFP dates iirc, that dealing with Chelsea drives up the price.

Ive just realised we are everything when it comes to transfer negotiations that Levy aspires to be. That probably kills him a bit inside.

 

[Carbonox]

FORMER Newcastle United forward Hatem Ben Arfa is considering retiring from football, according to his lawyer.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking hell what happened to this lad.

 

[Splatt]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking hell what happened to this lad.

De Jong happened

 

[Broder Salsa]

Whoever does those deals at Chelsea is a genious.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...-continues-as-Ron-Gourlay-leaves-Chelsea.html

She has been close to a number of players in the past and has been on texting terms with them, which is not unusual for a modern-day executive. Her stock at Chelsea rose last year during an amazing stand off with John Terry over his contract, when she told the Chelsea captain to ‘take it or ******* leave it’ when he was holding out for new terms. Mess with this lady at Chelsea and you are finished, that’s the word.
Read more at: http://www.sport.net/marina-granovs...ohn-terry-set-to-hold-power-at-chelsea_269352

What a woman

 

[TeddyBoy]

I don't disagree with any of that. Unfortunately, we're now only playing 1 up top, so we really don't need 3 strikers behing Sturridge (and Sterling) in the pecking order, especially not 3 misfiring ones.

Lambert is unfortunate in that he is the one rhat the club might be tempted to make a profit on now an opportunity has arisen.

Looks like Lamberts now staying

James Pearce ‏@JamesPearceEcho · 2 mins2 minutes ago
Looks like Rickie Lambert will be staying at #LFC tonight

 

[dark_prinny]

Vamos Málaga! Vamos Tolkir!

Where is Tolkir btw?

 

[Steverulez]

West Ham recalling Mauro Zarate from QPR?!

 

[Hixx]

What a woman

pfft

Maggie Byrne is one of only two women on the FA Council and is CEO of SAFC

Plus she's Irish and massive so she'd KNACK this Chelsea pretender

A lot of our fans fucking hate her though. And basically it's because she's a woman. Dat insecurity.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Kane is legit

You must have been watching that Jamie Carragher bit

https://vid.me/MhOj

Sensational

 

[Clegg]

Cleverley, Anderson, Zaha, Fletcher all gone this window or next. Probably one or two of Smalling, Evans and Jones gone too.

The changes are needed but its a fuckload of upheaval. Should've been done when Moyes was in charge. Some players been coasting through since SAF retired.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Roger Johnson terminated his contracts with Wolves... Don't do it Ståle.

 

[Bold One]

Cleverley, Anderson, Zaha, Fletcher all gone this window or next. Probably one or two of Smalling, Evans and Jones gone too.

The changes are needed but its a fuckload of upheaval. Should've been done when Moyes was in charge. Some players been coasting through since SAF retired.

stealing a living

 

[Arnie]

5 Live is great.

PNev, Barton, Jenas, Rory Smith and Chappers.

 

[Captain Smirk]

Bar David De Gea, not one United player since the Fergie era has improved

 

[Bumhead]

SSN reporting Harry Redknapp locked in a room with Les Ferdinand for 12 hours.

#bigles

 

[noal]

Where's Natalie?

 

[Wes]

5 Live is great.

PNev, Barton, Jenas, Rory Smith and Chappers.

Did you hear P.Neville talk about when he almost went to Spurs? Had a pop at Jenas, was pretty funny.

 

[Arnie]

Did you hear P.Neville talk about when he almost went to Spurs? Had a pop at Jenas, was pretty funny.

Missed it.

I fucking love Phil Neville.

 

[Steverulez]

Where's Natalie?

She was on earlier

 

[noal]

She was on earlier

Damn, missed her.

 

[Broder Salsa]

N'Doye willing to cut his salary to come to the premier league and play for... Hull. Really really hope it happens, he always wanted to play in the premier league but work permits made it impossibe for quite some time, love him.

 

[Clegg]

Blind's been a great signing. Obviously not in the top calibre of athletes, but he knows where to position himself to cover the defence and tackle. Still think he's a bit too reserved at times, but when he moves the ball quickly we play better.

 

[Captain Smirk]

Gary MacKenzie on loan to Bradford City for rest of season...any info about him?

 

[Steverulez]

Damn, missed her.

She looked good in her blue dress. Hayley and Kate aren't bad though, plenty to look at still.

 

[noal]

She looked good in her blue dress. Hayley and Kate aren't bad though, plenty to look at still.

She didn't have a yellow dress on?

Even Sky know this transfer window is a dud.

 

[Arnie]

Blind's been a great signing. Obviously not in the top calibre of athletes, but he knows where to position himself to cover the defence and tackle. Still think he's a bit too reserved at times, but when he moves the ball quickly we play better.

Without a doubt your best signing.

Still think those that prefer Herrera are absolute meffs.

 

[WJD]

Blind's been a great signing. Obviously not in the top calibre of athletes, but he knows where to position himself to cover the defence and tackle. Still think he's a bit too reserved at times, but when he moves the ball quickly we play better.

And the cheapest.

I want to fornicate with him.