FootballFan
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I'm not
old lol.
It was just a "man I need to push this fart out"
Instead a demon came out when I pushed. A demon poo.
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Football 2014/2015 |OT13| Lightning returns, check your PMs, there is no kick
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I'm not
It was just a "man I need to push this fart out"
Instead a demon came out when I pushed. A demon poo.
Cast were uniformly sublime too. Brolin was as good as he's been since NCFOM, Waterston was great (and such good nips too).
Phoenix is so good, even when he's just reacting to others. His performance in The Master is legitimately GOAT tier. Not goat tier like Cristiano. GOAT tier like Messi.
Freewheelin'
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I've never seen nips like that in my life. Like gum drops.
FootballFan
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Some woman at my work who can't be taller than five foot has nipples like fruit pastilles. Honestly they're bigger than her.
No hyperbole whatsover, they were the depth of Hula Hoops: just as round as just as protrusive. Extraordinary nerp action.
FootballFan
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Willkiller
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I liked it but it was way too fucking long. at some point, "that's the point" stops mattering when the "point" is utter meaninglessness. Lebowski played up the absurdity, while IV played up the convolutedness. I dunno. It just didn't work as well as Lebowski for me, you just stop being invested when you know from minute one that the plot doesn't matter.
i meant the second part you robbing cunt
Where's my money bitch
say my name
i am the one who knocks
science
etcetera
FootballFan
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playing through all of Obsidian's games in the run-up to Pillars of Eternity. did a run through of KOTOR 1 and 2 a month or so ago, almost done with Planescape: Torment, then it's on to (ugh) the NWN2 OC, which I haven't played in like a decade, if I can get this wine-wrapper to work on OSX, and then MOTB.
Invite me to the group m8 😒
I Don't remember hating anything about first game .
Really excited for pillars of eternity .
Looks to be amazing.
Yeah this is true. Think its shagginess would have worked better if it moved more briskly. Say what you want about WOWS but that film fucking moves. For a three hour film, it relentlessly keeps up its pace while IV slouches from scene to scene (purposefully tho, and often to great effect).
Freewheelin'
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shaggy! yes, that's the word. yeah I think they played the shaggy-dog-ness too hard; even if that's the joke... then you've just run the joke into the ground for two and a half hours. it's a bit much.
FootballFan
Member
I told him to add you Twice.
He ignored me both times.
Face it phlebas. Your 1/10 exit has caused this.
Pm me your number again i've lost it
Willkiller
Banned
Look at this shit, working Wilbur is trying to steal what little money the government deem is acceptable for me to live on at uni.
I promise one day you will receive that money, and when that day comes I want you to tweet Vince Gilligan, thanking him for the large pizza you were able to buy
I didn't, but it's been enough time that i can have a laugh at myself. Shitting yourself as an adult is terrible when it happens, but now I can look back on it and laugh a little.
When it happened I was 20, I won't go into it exactly but I was crippled at the time. Back brace that covered my body and a guard that covered my broken wrist. I'm in the middle of my Statistics class on the third floor in uni and halfway through I feel that rumble, you know, the one deep in the pit of your stomach that means nothing but trouble
So in this semi handi-capable state i get up and hobble to the bathroom on the third floor. I'm doing those wobbly ass clench walks, because i know that if i take one single misstep a putrid shitblast will erupt from my numb, nerve damaged buttocks. By the time i actually make it to the bathroom i'm about to burst. I make it inside the stall, and i attempt the maneuver; you know the one, where you sit down and pull your pants down in one fell swoop.
My jeans got stuck on my back brace and i release a shotgun blast of diarrhea all over the lip of the toilet, the seat, inside jeans and the boxer briefs inside of them. I just stooped there a minute over this ruined toilet stall thinking, "damn, what the hell should I do with this". I wiped my ass first of course. Then in this painful pose i take my jeans off, clean the outside of them, throw away the boxers, and hope to god no one comes into this semi public bathroom. I made a feeble attempt at cleaning the rim of the toilet at least, i figure its the least i can do for whatever janitor whose day i just ruined.
I hobble back to my room, jeans subtly stained in shit, keeping a 20 yard distance from anyone who could possibly realize i had just shit myself. Took a shower, threw my clothes in the wash, and then walked back to class (which I knew was over) to get my stuff. I catch my teacher on the way out and i'm formulating an excuse. She says "when students leave like that i know not to ask any questions."
FlutterPuffs
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Must be hard being Pep.
Youngest manager to win the CL, with many other silverware and we are talking about how he has never really developed young players.
Youngest manager to win the CL, with many other silverware and we are talking about how he has never really developed young players.
My fiancé has nips like Shasta in Inherent Vice. She's p self conscious about it. I dunno I probably shouldn't have said anything. But when I saw the movie that's the first thing I thought. Maybe if I show her the movie she'll feel less self conscious.
Dunno bout all girls but it seems like bigger nips = more sensitivity. Coming during foreplay is not off the table.
Dunno bout all girls but it seems like bigger nips = more sensitivity. Coming during foreplay is not off the table.
Freewheelin'
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Awesome! Apparently they're going to move him over to the Flash too (last I heard)
Hasphat'sAnts
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What's wrong with our team :/
FootballFan
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I'm not wearing a tie at all.
Sent
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my brother went through Four interviews before he got hired at his last job.
Don't lose hope m8, they must really like you to keep calling you back.
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Xpike
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Joystiq closing down, first gaming site I ever saw and what eventually lead me to GAF. What a ride huh
Frustrated_me
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How old is FF? 40's?
pulga
Banned
YES PHLEBAS!
Hopefully tomorrow will seal the deal. I can't stand having fuck all to do.
Judging from the avatar I'd say around 60.
which job is the one you're talking about?
It looks like Gears. That should be good enough to anyone
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I've read somewhere it's actually "better than you'd think".
Probably means it's not a 5.5 as it seems, it's actually a 7.8 or something, so nothing to be hyped for.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=984977
ITT: People unable to make valid points show their intelligence by trashing a 15 years old videogame spitting out personal views like it's God's word.
EDIT: Elchele pls #pray4maria
FootballFan
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Genuinely didn't know its coming out so soon.
Too excited about Dragon Ball Xenoverse lol. (seriously)
Any reviews or impressions for the order yet ?
I always thought it'd end up as a 7 out of 10 game. It'll probably end up an 8.5 out of 10 as we're told it's the greatest thing ever.
Great visuals.
Great technical blah.
Pushes the PS4 to its limit.
Greatest looking game this gen.
But the experience will be just like a Bond movie on a Bank holiday. Expected fun because why not but won't miss out on anything if you're too busy to see it.
Reviews are probably 2 weeks away. You'll have to wander into Gamingside for any impressions though, and to be honest, I wouldn't bother. Just wait for 'Quiche to buy it and see what he says.
FF, sell me on DBX. I know nothing about it.
sony's entire first party ps4 strategy has been "let's make sure GAF makes gifs of this".
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