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[Ushojax]

BAE's generous donation to Huddlestone's charity:

loooooooooool

 

[Scum]

Get bent, Adam. Cunt.

Yep. Some things are commonly used for a reason, because they fucking work. Feels like people have only started saying the word since that feminist Kickstarter nonsense started, and now they crowbar it into their posts/speech. Same happened with roguelike about 18 months ago. Random events? Roguelike. Harsh punishment for failure? Roguelike. Videogame? Roguelike.

Patrick Klepek is the worst for both.

Speaking of that knobend, the GOTY podcasts bought about some of the worst stuff I've heard from GiantBomb. Whether its Klepek claiming the shite gameplay in Papers Pls is irrelevant because its intentional, or the crew pandering to Brad and having Dota 2 on their lists, or Vinny saying nothing, or Alex Navarro generally droning on in that nasal voice of his.

They barely talked about the actual merits of the games they discussed.

Game journalism. Lol. Fucking useless bunch nowadays. They just pander to the 12yr old gamers who get excited by buzz words.

 

[Facism]

I bought Assassin's Creed 4 after some reviewers can't shut up about it. It better not suck.

don't get drawn into doing every little minor "quest" or you'll get fatigued over how much they can recycle in one game. Literally bored me to fucking tears until i gave up worrying about the trade minigame and other assorted fluff "gameplay."

 

[TheLucifer]

Allegri:

I don't know who will be Milan's next coach. This will definitely be my last Christmas as a Milan coach.

I know that everybody knows about that at this point, but hearing him saying that it's different. And I love it. LOVE IT.

Also, this:

I decided that it would be my last season at Milan when it was decided that I would stay here for another season.

Explain how we keep being so shit, he doesn't really care and won't care anymore because he doesn't have to, if Milan ends up in the CL/EL or finishes last, that won't change his summer because he won't be our manager anymore.
Another thing that Galliani should've managed better, this season was broken in June already.

 

[Yurt]

Allegri:

I know that everybody knows about that at this point, but hearing him saying that it's different. And I love it. LOVE IT.

Also, this:

Explain how we keep being so shit, he doesn't really care and won't care anymore because he doesn't have to, if Milan ends up in the CL/EL or finishes last, that won't change his summer because he won't be our manager anymore.
Another thing that Galliani should've managed better, this season was broken in June already.

I had a dream that involved Galliani last night

I'm not ready to talk about it yet

 

[Zabojnik]

I had a dream that involved Galliani last night

I'm not ready to talk about it yet

 

[Ushojax]

Howard Webb is doing United-Spurs tomorrow. Wonderful.

Isn't it ~75 games since United last conceded a penalty in the PL? I still remember that stupid mistake Webb made when we were cruising there a few years ago during the Ronaldo era, 2-0 up and then Webb gave them a penalty, they went on to win 5-2. He even apologised for it afterwards:

‘I’ve looked at it again and I think it was a mistake but we make these decisions honestly.

‘It’s not always easy to see the way the play pans out from pitch level.’

You hardly ever see refs give any kind of comment like that these days.

 

[TheLucifer]

I had a dream that involved Galliani last night

I'm not ready to talk about it yet

You probably shouldn't talk about it, never.

Spoiler

Was it about a gold tie? Did he try to sell you one? Did he try to sell you Matri? Was he having sex with Matri?

 

[Linius]

Fuck Webb, blind twat.

 

[Salazar]

Howard Webb is doing United-Spurs tomorrow. Wonderful.

I'm sure most of us aren't exactly happy about it either.

 

[Yurt]

You probably shouldn't talk about it, never.

Spoiler

Was it about a gold tie? Did he try to sell you one? Did he try to sell you Matri? Was he having sex with Matri?

He was in my room

THERE WAS NO TIE

 

[TheLucifer]

He was in my room

THERE WAS NO TIE

...

What

the fuck

 

[Elchele]

damn

 

[Linius]

I'm glad I never pulled the trigger on Sleepy Dogs. It's free for XBL Gold members next month ^^

Actually the first free game I'm excited about and I not already own

 

[Mastadon]

I'm glad I never pulled the trigger on Sleepy Dogs. It's free for XBL Gold members next month ^^

Actually the first free game I'm excited about and I not already own

Oh awesome, looks like they're stepping up GWG then. It's been incredibly shit so far lol, apart from Dragon Age maybe.

 

[Gareth Bale]

I'm sure most of us aren't exactly happy about it either.

Rooney (pen)

Believe.

 

[bud]

a few weeks ago, i messaged this really cute woman on okcupid the following: "wanna fight?"

(yes i was thinking of the goose please don't laugh

)

a day later she responded with: ""

(ouch...

)

i never responded to that

and then this night she checks out my profile and says:

"go to bed!"

a minute later:

"oh, i'm deleting my account here. if you ever wanna fight: [her email address] "

i found her on facebook and skype, she's 100% real

please advise

 

[Salazar]

Rooney (pen)

Believe.

Even the very wise cannot see all ends, Gareth.

It could be one of those "oooh, Manchester United scored too soon. Worst thing they could have done" things.

Webb's malignity is a second-order concern, anyhow. I can't come into sensory contact with that filth Pleat. Typing his name gives me hives.

 

[Freewheelin']

I love you bud

please understand

 

[Ushojax]

Arsène Wenger admits he is facing a potential injury crisis ahead of the New Year's Day clash against Cardiff City, which striker Olivier Giroud will definitely miss because of an ankle problem.

Midfielders Tomas Rosicky (calf) and Jack Wilshere (ankle) both face fitness tests later on Tuesday, as does England forward Theo Walcott, who picked up a shoulder problem in the 1-0 win at Newcastle.

Full-back Kieran Gibbs definitely misses out because of a calf strain, while fellow defenders Nacho Monreal and Thomas Vermaelen have both been laid low by illness.

Midfielder Aaron Ramsey is expected to be unavailable for around three weeks with the thigh problem suffered in the win at West Ham on Boxing Day, while German playmaker Mesut Özil is also sidelined, with the club awaiting results of a visit to a shoulder specialist.

Hopefully a few of those miss the cup match at the weekend.

 

[Facism]

a few weeks ago, i messaged this really cute woman on okcupid the following: "wanna fight?"

(yes i was thinking of the goose please don't laugh

)

a day later she responded with: ""

(ouch...

)

i never responded to that

and then this night she checks out my profile and says:

"go to bed!"

a minute later:

"oh, i'm deleting my account here. if you ever wanna fight: [her email address] "

i found her on facebook and skype, she's 100% real

please advise

You asked to fight, she's up for a fight, so organise a fight.

 

[sohois]

She wants you to finger her with your penis hands

 

[GorillaJu]

Advice? You know what to do

 

[WJD]

fukin twat her in the gobber

 

[Freewheelin']

Who can we play at LB then? Maybe Sagna (lol)?

 

[dc89]

Finally got round to finishing GTA V.

 

[Feorax]

Finally got round to finishing GTA V.

Beginning and end were both really good. There was a long spell in the middle that bored the shit out of me though.

 

[Mastadon]

Finally got round to finishing GTA V.

GTA Online is the biggest disappointment ever.

 

[kharma45]

GTA Online is the biggest disappointment ever.

Yep. I'm glad I sold my copy quickly, only lost a fiver overall.

Finally got round to finishing GTA V.

Load of undeserved hype wasn't it?

 

[Blablurn]

Wish you guys a nice ride into 2014! See you on the other side.

 

[sohois]

Wish you guys a nice ride into 2014! See you on the other side.

4 hours to go here.

I'm about to go get really drunk

 

[Elchele]

a few weeks ago, i messaged this really cute woman on okcupid the following: "wanna fight?"

(yes i was thinking of the goose please don't laugh

)

a day later she responded with: ""

(ouch...

)

i never responded to that

and then this night she checks out my profile and says:

"go to bed!"

a minute later:

"oh, i'm deleting my account here. if you ever wanna fight: [her email address] "

i found her on facebook and skype, she's 100% real

please advise

bud. pics pls, is she hot?

 

[Elchele]

Former Turkish NT assistant Tayfun Korkurt takes over as Hannover 96 manager.

Surely better than Slomka, right?

 

[spidye]

Surely better than Slomka, right?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK HANNOVER

fucking shit city

Spoiler

I've moved there and it sucks

 

[Zabojnik]

German humor.

 

[Scum]

This fucking weather.

 

[Facism]

German humour.

funniest post in this thread.

 

[Vivalaraza]

German humor.

:lol

 

[brokenbeans]

German humor.

I don't get it....

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Don't mention the war

 

[Hixx]

Vidic's face

 

[Yurt]

German humor.

Vidic's face

Serbian humour

 

[Scum]

Vidic's face

loooooooooooooooool

 

[Gareth Bale]

German humor.

:lol

Spoiler

shit morning, I needed this laugh, thank you

 

[bud]

Vidic's face

bacon, this needs to be an emoticon.

 

[Clegg]

Welbeck hattrick tomorrow.

It is known.

 

[Salazar]

Welbeck hattrick tomorrow.

It is known.

I'll be catching a replay. 3am games that we might well lose aren't appetising.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Welbeck hattrick tomorrow.

It is known.

We're not that shit

 

[Yurt]

HAPPY NEW YEAR AUSSIES

AND MOSTLY SALAZAR

mad love <3

and for sohois too in less than 3 hours!

 

[Elchele]

Today ends the year of Bayern, great year innit