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[TheLucifer]

Milan and Galliani are hyping the shit out of Honda but apparently forgot about Nainggolan and D'Ambrosio: the first one will have his medicals with Roma today, the second will sign with Inter either today or tomorrow.
My hopes regarding Radja were really low after what Galliani said yesterday, yet I hoped that we could've grabbed at least one of the players we were after. I was wrong.

 

[FootballFan]

Cesc's daughter looks just like him.

 

[Frank the Great]

Milan and Galliani are hyping the shit out of Honda but apparently forgot about Nainggolan and D'Ambrosio: the first one will have his medicals with Roma today, the second will sign with Inter either today or tomorrow.
My hopes regarding Radja were really low after what Galliani said yesterday, yet I hoped that we could've grabbed at least one of the players we were after. I was wrong.

I'm waiting for Galliani to announce Cristante as our new winter signing for midfield, and for Allegri to never play him again once Muntari is back.

 

[LegoArmo]

That's creepy.

 

[TheLucifer]

I'm waiting for Galliani to announce Cristante as our new winter signing for midfield, and for Allegri to never play him again once Muntari is back.

Don't forget "Matri will help us in the Champions League, he did good with Juve, he'll do the same with us, just wait."

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Le Parisien:



Absolutely out of the question. Walker is one of our most important players and has probably been our best this season.

Seriously he has. He was beyond shit last year. I remember when he was such a liability, that what Chelsea did was marked him, make him lose the ball, and go on a counter attack almost every single time in the 2nd half. This time he could at least give out decent crosses.

 

[jesalr]

Gaol reporting Ravel Morrison wants to move to Fulham?

 

[Ushojax]

Gaol reporting Ravel Morrison wants to move to Fulham?

Why even bother? He's destined for the Championship either way. He's not even had that good a season, just because Vertonghen couldn't be bothered to stop him scoring that goal people are talking like he's Ross Barkley. He's done jack shit.

Gomes on his way out:

"At the moment I have received interest from three clubs in relation to Heurelho," Soares told Sky Sports. "There is no formal offer made, it will depend on Tottenham's position.

"In my view he must leave Tottenham this month. There is no sense to keep him at Spurs if he is not playing or not even being given the opportunity to play.

"I trust Tottenham will release him for free now as his contract is running out."

He deservedly finds himself 4th choice but he made some unbelievable saves when he was in his prime. The 2-1 win against Arsenal in 09/10 he made two saves from Van Persie and one from Campbell that were mind-blowingly good. It's a shame he let the errors get to him, never the same after the Real Madrid tie in the CL.

 

[Salazar]

Gaol reporting Ravel Morrison wants to move to Fulham?

The previous story was that Meulensteen was floating the idea of a move.

Which is probably bollocks, but is substantially more plausible than Morrison actually wanting to go to Fulham. Wanting to get the fuck out of West Ham, sure, but Fulham is hardly an escape to crave.

 

[rvy]

Didi went deep inside and got booed out of Bernabeu. Didi come back.

 

[WJD]

I just sharted for the first time ever. Always made fun of my housemate who shat himself last year. Now my pants are in the wash.

You see what you've done to me Moyes?

 

[Yen]

That's very honest WJD. It has happened to the best of us, just not as adults.

 

[Carbonox]

I just sharted for the first time ever. Always made fun of my housemate who shat himself last year. Now my pants are in the wash.

You see what you've done to me Moyes?

Welcome to the club.

 

[Clegg]

It's amazing how all the papers say Moyes has the money to sign anybody when just two days ago they all said there would be no transfers. Very easy to be cynical about the timing of this story.

 

[Carbonox]

but have you ever pissed the bed after getting on the verge of paraletic?

join my pro club now!

 

[Ushojax]

It's amazing how all the papers say Moyes has the money to sign anybody when just two days ago they all said there would be no transfers. Very easy to be cynical about the timing of this story.

UNLIMITED FUNDS

 

[Salazar]

It's amazing how all the papers say Moyes has the money to sign anybody when just two days ago they all said there would be no transfers. Very easy to be cynical about the timing of this story.

We'd better not announce any commercial partners. Someone would gut Wooders and do Aztec shit to his innards.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

It's amazing how all the papers say Moyes has the money to sign anybody when just two days ago they all said there would be no transfers. Very easy to be cynical about the timing of this story.

Just take every statement with a hint of salt. They lie most of the time anyway.

Like that time when Gareth Bale was spotted in Spain. He later stated that he was there on a quick holiday but we all later found out what happened.

 

[sohois]

Le Parisien:

Absolutely out of the question. Walker is one of our most important players and has probably been our best this season.

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n119/yoshi2542/116_zps60871e67.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]

[quote="Ushojax, post: 96184378"]I don't think we've ever sold an important player in January, not since we became top 4 contenders.

How much would someone like Walker cost to a club like PSG? £25-30m?[/QUOTE]

Exactly the reason you should sell him. Walker is a good RB but he is far from a great one, and he never will be. It's easily an area that Spurs can upgrade on. And with those 2 joke clubs in the action, it's the perfect chance to make an absurd amount of money on the lad. £25-£30 mil will buy you 2 RBs, both of whom are better than Walker.

 

[Salazar]

but have you ever pissed the bed after getting on the verge of paraletic?

join my pro club now!

Not a patch on the Ashley Cole vomit on partner mid-coitus and continue, perhaps invigorated, to fuck.

Another thing that strikes me, watching Good Will Hunting - Elliot Smith really did stab himself to death. Stunningly sad.

 

[Carbonox]

Not a patch on the Ashley Cole vomit on partner mid-coitus and continue, perhaps invigorated, to fuck.

I'm in a work meeting and my face hurts like fuck trying not to laugh.

gtfo slytherin

 

[pulga]

Le Parisien:

Absolutely out of the question. Walker is one of our most important players and has probably been our best this season.

u tell em, Usho

One thing Spurs do not do is sell important players

Tottenham are a selling club.

tbf tottenham like to sell players

Spurs are a feeder club. small fish, a fuckin sardine if you will.

also, gave back the PS4 to my mate, fuck it, gonna buy one myself this weekend.

hey HEY

they're OUR feeder club <3

 

[Salazar]

I've misrepresented the lad. I feel awful.

&#8216;He had some mouthwash and then jumped back into bed&#8217; claimed the blonde.

Handled it with class.

The pregnancy scare aftermath, not so much.

Ashley called me from his training ground and, like a doughnut, asked me what I was going to do.

'Someone close to him had passed my number to him after he'd heard I might be pregnant.

'What shocked me was that he was giggling a lot before he told me that he couldn't have too much involvement because of you.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Arsenal Facebook are asking for messages of support for Theo on his recovery.

My message is that he should fucking retire because he is a useless gobshite. It feels like he has been injured more than he has played for us. And now he will be earning two million for sitting on his arse.

Its not like RVP who was actually talented. Theo is useless. Gnabry is already a more complete player except for the finishing. It is amazing that Theo is still not able to beat his man. The guy can't play with his back to goal. He just realise on pure pace. As soon as his speed is gone he is done. He is not like Henry who is a master finisher and alround skillful player who despite not being as quick can still beat players. Theo is going to be done by the age of 27.

I knew we would regret giving him 100k a year. He really just isn't a good enough player to be earning that or to be a regular starter for a top 4 team.

At least for the rest of the season we won't have to see hom fucking act like he can take corners and free kicks.

 

[Salvadora]

Shanks, you've gone too far, man

 

[pulga]

Arsenal Facebook are asking for messages of support for Theo on his recovery.

My message is that he should fucking retire because he is a useless gobshite. It feels like he has been injured more than he has played for us. And now he will be earning two million for sitting on his arse.

Its not like RVP who was actually talented. Theo is useless. Gnabry is already a more complete player except for the finishing. It is amazing that Theo is still not able to beat his man. The guy can't play with his back to goal. He just realise on pure pace. As soon as his speed is gone he is done. He is not like Henry who is a master finisher and alround skillful player who despite not being as quick can still beat players. Theo is going to be done by the age of 27.

I knew we would regret giving him 100k a year. He really just isn't a good enough player to be earning that or to be a regular starter for a top 4 team.

At least for the rest of the season we won't have to see hom fucking act like he can take corners and free kicks.

 

[Baki]

Shanks, you've gone too far, man

I didn't expect that. Lol

 

[Salazar]

He is not like Henry

Black
Plays for Arsenal
Bit fond of the wind-up
On big wages, lol

 

[Yen]

Arsenal Facebook are asking for messages of support for Theo on his recovery.

My message is that he should fucking retire because he is a useless gobshite. It feels like he has been injured more than he has played for us. And now he will be earning two million for sitting on his arse.

Its not like RVP who was actually talented. Theo is useless. Gnabry is already a more complete player except for the finishing. It is amazing that Theo is still not able to beat his man. The guy can't play with his back to goal. He just realise on pure pace. As soon as his speed is gone he is done. He is not like Henry who is a master finisher and alround skillful player who despite not being as quick can still beat players. Theo is going to be done by the age of 27.

I knew we would regret giving him 100k a year. He really just isn't a good enough player to be earning that or to be a regular starter for a top 4 team.

At least for the rest of the season we won't have to see hom fucking act like he can take corners and free kicks.

 

[rvy]

Theo is indeed useless. All he does is run like the wind.

 

[bud]

i completely agree with shanks.

he'd be useful if you need to bring someone on someone with pace in the last twenty minutes, but that's it.

 

[WJD]

Meus in 5... 4... 3...

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

I wouldn't be that surprised if they hold a minute silence for Walcott at tonights league cup game

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Shanks, you've gone too far, man

Arsenal have gone too far by trying to make me feel sympathy for Theo.

He is someone I always try to look at for the better. The world cup at 16 destroyed his confidence and for a good two seasons after that no one on Arsenal would pass him the ball.

But I have had enough, he was never good enough in the first place and you just got to watch AOC videos at Southampton to realise that Walcott was no where near his level at the same age. Theo is like me on fifa just sprinting in to defenders and losing the ball.

i completely agree with shanks.

he'd be useful if you need to bring someone on someone with pace in the last twenty minutes, but that's it.

This, he is a good squad player, but he wants to be Mr Billy Big Bollocks

Spoiler

great username

. He cant play as a striker against anyone who knows how to defend and the amounts of time he gets caught offside is criminal

 

[Lambda Pie]

Arsenal Facebook are asking for messages of support for Theo on his recovery.

My message is that he should fucking retire because he is a useless gobshite. It feels like he has been injured more than he has played for us. And now he will be earning two million for sitting on his arse.

Its not like RVP who was actually talented. Theo is useless. Gnabry is already a more complete player except for the finishing. It is amazing that Theo is still not able to beat his man. The guy can't play with his back to goal. He just realise on pure pace. As soon as his speed is gone he is done. He is not like Henry who is a master finisher and alround skillful player who despite not being as quick can still beat players. Theo is going to be done by the age of 27.

I knew we would regret giving him 100k a year. He really just isn't a good enough player to be earning that or to be a regular starter for a top 4 team.

At least for the rest of the season we won't have to see hom fucking act like he can take corners and free kicks.

 

[rvy]

Theo is like me on fifa just sprinting in to defenders and losing the ball.

#DEAD

 

[Clegg]

This is a just gonna Arsenal the thread again.

 

[rvy]

This is a just gonna Arsenal the thread again.

Let's talk about United.

 

[pulga]

This is a just gonna Arsenal the thread again.

wesley save us

Spoiler

mumei kiss me

 

[sohois]

Theo Walcott scored 21 goals for Arsenal last season. I reckon I'd be pretty safe in making a bet that Gnabry will never score that many goals for Arsenal even if he stayed his entire career there, let alone this season or the next.

In fact, how many top 4 wingers even get close to that many goals per season?

 

[Clegg]

Let's talk about United.

I'd rather talk about anything other than Barzul and Baki's wet dreams.

 

[Lambda Pie]

This is a just gonna Arsenal the thread again.

we'll talk about United after they lose to Sunderland, keep your cock in.

 

[Frank the Great]

Arsenal Facebook are asking for messages of support for Theo on his recovery.

My message is that he should fucking retire because he is a useless gobshite. It feels like he has been injured more than he has played for us. And now he will be earning two million for sitting on his arse.

Its not like RVP who was actually talented. Theo is useless. Gnabry is already a more complete player except for the finishing. It is amazing that Theo is still not able to beat his man. The guy can't play with his back to goal. He just realise on pure pace. As soon as his speed is gone he is done. He is not like Henry who is a master finisher and alround skillful player who despite not being as quick can still beat players. Theo is going to be done by the age of 27.

I knew we would regret giving him 100k a year. He really just isn't a good enough player to be earning that or to be a regular starter for a top 4 team.

At least for the rest of the season we won't have to see hom fucking act like he can take corners and free kicks.

Shanks dropping truth bombs.

 

[Facism]

but have you ever pissed the bed after getting on the verge of paraletic?

join my pro club now!

we had a friend who pissed his bed after a heavy night out years back.

The nickname "pampers" stuck. He's a big boy now!

 

[Salvadora]

I don't disagree with Walcott being too reliant on pace (me and Bud have been going on about that for ages) but he has improved this year. your posts just sounds so incredibly heartless.

 

[Lambda Pie]

I don't disagree with Walcott being too reliant on pace (me and Bud have been going on about that for ages) but he has improved this year. your posts just sounds so incredibly heartless.

Zorro is the gooner Arsenal needs and the one they deserve.

 

[rvy]

I'd rather talk about anything other than Barzul and Baki's wet dreams.

OK.

Your manager is shit. Reply.

I don't disagree with Walcott being too reliant on pace (me and Bud have been going on about that for ages) but he has improved this year. your posts just sounds so incredibly heartless.

The dudes who told me to give Gervinho half a season to prove himself weren't heartless.

 

[Clegg]

OK.

Your manager is shit. Reply.

I don't see how this is supposed to be inflammatory.

 

[Carbonox]

we had a friend who pissed his bed after a heavy night out years back.

The nickname "pampers" stuck. He's a big boy now!

I'm going to have the meanest curry, get absolutely shitfaced and see if I can top myself and shit the bed.

 

[pulga]

I'd rather talk about anything other than Barzul and Baki's wet dreams.

dont forget the third alt