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football thread 13/14 |ot12| last roll of the dive

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Salvadora

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I wonder if anyone ever investigated how Walcott improved his setpiece and crossing ability. I still find it amazing, he went from such a shit crosser to one of our best dead ball specialists and majority of his assists come from whipped in crosses.
I think the laws of probability were responsible for that.
 

Barzul

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Well, the enlighten us please.

You know, that's a process, a very long one. You just don't go from fighting releagation to biggest club in the country in 5 years, at least without a shitload of money from some investor. Bayern built their position over decades. It's hard to impossible to reach them and certainly not when they are having one of the best phases of their club's history. I just don't know if you guys are naive and live in your own world or just have no idea what you're talking about.

If you're content with where you are and where you're going, I guess that's ok then. One thing that should be definitely considered is ditching the release clauses, makes it way too easy for Bayern to poach players from your team. I know it makes it easier to convince players to sign longer term contracts but it can also work against you.
 

Batigol

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Anyone else have an effective filter for youtube uploaders, where they immediately lose interest in anyone with a negative adjective in their username?

Angry Joe? Fuck off.
Annoyed Gamer? Do one
Angry Video Game Nerd? 2 strikes in one name, fuck off you gurning prick

LL


Ain't nobody got time for that shit. Drop the gimmick and just talk
 

Zabojnik

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rvy

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How could you, milch?

How could you not have sex with that woman?

I don't understand.

Make me understand.

You can't make me understand.

Why y do dis, milch?
 

pulga

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What exactly about his ban is bullshit?

You're kind of being stupid.

You drop out of nowhere and insult a fellow GAF member, whilst at the same time making light of a medical condition?

not
Reported.

Calling Pulga stupid is pretty uncontroversial.

GLdESeR.jpg

please, don't let your thesaurus app fool you into believing you're any smarter than you actually are

AVB sighting:

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Holy fuck, is he there to tend to Dante's 'fro?

dc?

Bryan Ruiz to be loaned to Bétis till end of the season.

The tico cunt? Where's he been playing all this time?


Deserved for Jupp, but what the fuck is Drugdiola doing there? He's had half a season with Bayern AND CONTE DOESNT MAKE THE CUT?

edit: wait he did BUT WHY IS HE SO LOW
fucking puke
 
Check with Wes. That might be a bannable offense on Pussy-PC-GAF.

can't wait for the World Cup thread. every Germany match will be filled with kraut and WW2 references.

"can Ronaldo stop the Wehrmacht?"

"Reus as smooth as a Focke-Wulf pilot!"

"Ozil commanding the midfield like a modern Hermann Goring!"

oh yeah.
 

rvy

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can't wait for the World Cup thread. every Germany match will be filled with kraut and WW2 references.

"can Ronaldo stop the Wehrmacht?"

"Reus as smooth as a Focke-Wulf pilot!"

"Ozil commanding the midfield like a modern Hermann Goring!"

oh yeah.

OH MY GOD

I'M DYING
 
If you're content with where you are and where you're going, I guess that's ok then. One thing that should be definitely considered is ditching the release clauses, makes it way too easy for Bayern to poach players from your team. I know it makes it easier to convince players to sign longer term contracts but it can also work against you.

Well, what else should we do? You act like we have the choice to just accept 500m from somebody and spend it like we're Bayern. It just doesn't work that way.

And we have mainly already ditched release clauses. All our recent signings (Micky, Auba, etc) don't have one and the new contracts (Hummels, Kuba, Bender, Subotic, etc.) we signed don't have release clauses either. But we can't just change stuff from the past and it just doesn't always make sense to deny them. Like Götze's "Get 37m for me next year or I'll leave for free in 2 years." request. Or Reus would have signed for Bayern if it wasn't for a release clause because we we had an unsure future in early 2012.
 
How could you, milch?

How could you not have sex with that woman?

I don't understand.

Make me understand.

You can't make me understand.

Why y do dis, milch?

Hahaha, it's not like she asked me to sex her and I said no.

Had something to do with the amount of time trying to have sex with her multiplied with the chances of having sex with her minus the thus missed chances to get laid by other girls.
 

rvy

Banned
Hahaha, it's not like she asked me to sex her and I said no.

Had something to do with the amount of time trying to have sex with her multiplied with the chances of having sex with her minus the thus missed chances to get laid by other girls.

You should have banged her.

pls
 

Manager

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Currently New York City conference live with Txiki and Soriano:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtcOtm3DGyE#t=0

Jason Kreis, new manager. You can skip back to watch it from the start, talking a lot about both City and "the City Way".

Soriano just now:
"...for example there is another club in Manchester... I can't remember the name of it right now but there is one.
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"

Saying they're pretty sure they'll sign 3 Designated Players, those are allowed to have higher wages á la Beckham.
 

arkon

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Anyone else have an effective filter for youtube uploaders, where they immediately lose interest in anyone with a negative adjective in their username?

Angry Joe? Fuck off.
Annoyed Gamer? Do one
Angry Video Game Nerd? 2 strikes in one name, fuck off you gurning prick

No. It's about as stupid as dismissing people's posts based on their avatars, which I've seen some people on GAF mention that they do.

Don't be a knob.
 
No. It's about as stupid as dismissing people's posts based on their avatars, which I've seen some people on GAF mention that they do.

Don't be a knob.

You just gave me advice that you're well aware I'm incapable of folllowing. And we're talking about youtube videos tbf, not disregarding people's opinions. Just like I can;t try and watch every single new television programme, I can't be bothered to give every youtube personality a chance, and having said negative adjective just makes me all the more likely to ignore them.


I have seen a couple of Agry Joe videos though, and he seems about as tittish as the name implies :p
 
You should have banged her.

pls
Wes pls

Understand

This. You bang everyone and anyone. Even if they're ugly
No thanks.
Milch, do you think we'll see more of Aubameyang as a no. 9 next season or does Klopp see him primarily as a winger?
I doubt it. That would waste Aubameyang's talents (speed) and would show his problems even more (keeping posession, passing).
 
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