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[flabberghastly]

flabberghastly is boss. Welcome again buddy!

Thanks!

 

[Freewheelin']

Hitcher pls.

That film was perfect.

It's not perfect, good fun though. Robert Downey Jr is the best thing in it.

"what do you mean, YOU PEOPLE."

 

[il Diavolo]

 

[pulga]

this meme has gone way too far :lol

 

[Yurt]

hahahahah

 

[Kikarian]

Spoiler

pls tell me it's shopped?

 

[Yen]

As if we needed any more proof that Joey Barton is an absolute cretin, on twitter he is advocating "breeding licenses", that welfare to be replaced by national service and tells Romanians to go home ("If you don't like it here. You know to do.")

 

[Yurt]

pls tell me it's shopped?

okay guys, it turns out this is fake

here's the original

 

[The_Hitcher89]

As if we needed any more proof that Joey Barton is an absolute cretin, on twitter he is advocating "breeding licenses", that welfare to be replaced by national service and tells Romanians to go home ("If you don't like it here. You know to do.")

Controversial opinion time:

I kind of agree with the last point, in the specific cases of immigrants who constantly whinge about the country

 

[Kikarian]

okay guys, it turns out this is fake

here's the original

I'm surprised he hasn't injured himself through staring.

 

[Marc]

Tom Cruise is boss

edit: Jack Black's character in Tropic Thunder is the most pointless character in cinema history

But... but.... he farts. That's funny right?

Tom Cruise and Downey saved that film from itself. With Coogan in his usual hollywood, not funny mode.

 

[Scum]

PAZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <3

There's more movement in the buildup to this goal than there was in the past few months under Allegri.

What sorcery is this, Clarence? y u do dis to milol?

 

[Frank the Great]

LOLOLOL

Someone should photoshop this, it can be made into many funny images.

 

[bud]

at this point it's impossible to tell which ones are real and which ones are fake.

 

[flabberghastly]

What sorcery is this, Clarence? y u do dis to milol?

It's amazing what can happen, even for this season's rossoneri, when you play a squad from Serie B. Milan could possibly play like this every week if they're relegated.

 

[Sviatoslav]

at this point it's impossible to tell which ones are real and which ones are fake.

They're all real.

Spoiler

BELIEVE.

 

[Zabojnik]

Goodbye, my sweet prince.

 

[Scum]

It's amazing what can happen, even for this season's rossoneri, when you play a squad from Serie B. Milan could possibly play like this every week if they're relegated.

Yurt, pls. Be nice.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Reading recent quotes from the Rubin manager it doesn't sound like M'Vila is going anywhere.

 

[Hixx]

Dark Souls 2 PC could be delayed to 31st May :O

#masterrace

I'm ok with that. March is way too heavy as it is.

 

[Yurt]

Moyes was in Paris today?

Around the World in 30 Days with David Moyes

It's amazing what can happen, even for this season's rossoneri, when you play a squad from Serie B. Milan could possibly play like this every week if they're relegated.

*DEAD*

 

[Lambda Pie]

It's amazing what can happen, even for this season's rossoneri, when you play a squad from Serie B. Milan could possibly play like this every week if they're relegated.

[bows deeply]

 

[PrematureQuiche]

NextGeneration &#8207;@NextGenSeries 7h
Reports from the Netherlands suggest Viktor Fischer could be at #CFC as soon as the end of this month.#ajax

Spoiler

clearly bullshit but we should spend more money!

Edit -

Chelsea have reportedly made a £21m bid (£15m plus £6m rated Bertrand) for Luke Shaw. (Daily Star)

I need to stop checking Chelsea boards.....

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Tom Cruise is boss

edit: Jack Black's character in Tropic Thunder is the most pointless character in cinema history

That is the whole point, he is meant to be useless. The actor who is known as a gag man and then tries his hand at real acting but cant really pull it off

Looks just as stupid. This is how it should be like:

I'm going to head Shanks off and stop you right there

The man is a pure God. He sums up the penisula perfectly.

Also, has any other attacking player in history been this effective at 37??? Bayern Gaf went on that ribery runs the show for them and deserved the ballon, but Totti does the same job for Roma and makes Gervinho look like Ronaldo

 

[shortyme]

The man is a pure God. He sums up the penisula perfectly.

Also, has any other attacking player in history been this effective at 37??? Bayern Gaf went on that ribery runs the show for them and deserved the ballon, but Totti does the same job for Roma and makes Gervinho look like Ronaldo

And just look at that dick. Daaaaaamn

 

[3Sixty]

Boys, can you please stop discussing how your respective clubs are going to pick the carcass of my fucking team you cunts.

 

[Yurt]

The man is a pure God. He sums up the penisula perfectly.

pls

and then read the first comment

 

[qindarka]

Spoiler

clearly bullshit but we should spend more money!

Edit -



I need to stop checking Chelsea boards.....

The Daily Star is a shit source. Best to ignore stuff like that.

Think we are looking at Shaw and Zouma though we don't really need them right now. Squad should be fine until the summer. A top quality striker would be ideal but that is looking nigh impossible.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

pls

and then read the first comment

Exactly arrogant, petulant and hot headed. Sums up the penisula perfectly

Edit: haha just read the first comment.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

The Daily Star is a shit source. Best to ignore stuff like that.

shhhh qin. We are clearly going to win the league now! I can't believe I arranged to see this Ajax game when the fucking Chelsea-United game is on

 

[qindarka]

shhhh qin. We are clearly going to win the league now! I can't believe I arranged to see this Ajax game when the fucking Chelsea-United game is on

We'll lose.

 

[il Diavolo]

It's amazing what can happen, even for this season's rossoneri, when you play a squad from Serie B. Milan could possibly play like this every week if they're relegated.

We're still at 76% percent.

 

[Yen]

Good job Adidas you have social media down to a tee,

 

[Batigol]

Good job Adidas you have social media down to a tee,

holy shit lol

 

[Barzul]

Is Sanogo is the new Park Chu Young?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

That is the whole point, he is meant to be useless. The actor who is known as a gag man and then tries his hand at real acting but cant really pull it off

His ratio of screentime to laughs is very poor. Ergo, he's a bad character.

Doesn't help that I generally dislike Jack Black

Good job Adidas you have social media down to a tee,

I don't understand


@3Sixty, did you ever laugh at Portsmouth's horrific decline?

 

[Clegg]

Remember when Scott Parker won Football Writer's Player of the Year?

To this day I still don't know what they were thinking.

 

[Yen]

I don't understand

It's Harold Shipman, Britain's most prolific serial killer,

 

[3Sixty]

@3Sixty, did you ever laugh at Portsmouth's horrific decline?

In fairness they deserved it.

(And laughed at our decline first!)

Wrote some words on Cortese.

http://anaudaciousattempt.wordpress.com/2014/01/16/don-cortese-we-hardly-knew-thee/

Doesn't make too much sense but i just wrote it in 20mins so go fuck yourself.

I pretty much want to cry.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I'm ok with that. March is way too heavy as it is.

True, but the other games can fuck off if DS2 is in the same month

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Remember when Scott Parker won Football Writer's Player of the Year?

To this day I still don't know what they were thinking.

Being the only player who looks arsed in a relegation team gets huge bonus XP

It's Harold Shipman, Britain's most prolific serial killer,

Ha, so it is. How have they managed that? Or is it intentional and a misjudged slice of humour? I don't know what the ad campaign is for.



edit: Double post. Wesley, no. pls Wesley. It was an accident. Wesley pls

 

[Zabojnik]

We're still at 76% percent.

LOOOOL, perfect comeback.

 

[K1LLER7]

Why will Southampton sell their players?

Who is this Cortese guy?

Why isn't Moyes watching Southampton?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I'm enjoying the recent Serie A banter btw. Could do with an Inter fan or two getting in on it


I'm ignorant as fuck, but I can easily see Seedorf making the team even worse, after 2 or 3 games of new-manager syndrome

edit: YES, Rafa pics! Even when used to disparage him, they're much appreciated

 

[Rikkun]

That is the whole point, he is meant to be useless. The actor who is known as a gag man and then tries his hand at real acting but cant really pull it off





The man is a pure God. He sums up the penisula perfectly.

Also, has any other attacking player in history been this effective at 37??? Bayern Gaf went on that ribery runs the show for them and deserved the ballon, but Totti does the same job for Roma and makes Gervinho look like Ronaldo

PLS.

Let real man handle this


EDIT: Fuck lol I linked the wrong url, I meant to link this

 

[3Sixty]

Why will Southampton sell their players?

Who is this Cortese guy?

Why isn't Moyes watching Southampton?

1) Cortese had good relationships with players. They believed his ambition. He made clubs bend over in transfers.

2) God

3) Moyes.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

In fairness they deserved it.

(And laughed at our decline first!)

Wrote some words on Cortese.

http://anaudaciousattempt.wordpress.com/2014/01/16/don-cortese-we-hardly-knew-thee/

Doesn't make too much sense but i just wrote it in 20mins so go fuck yourself.

I pretty much want to cry.

Is it fair to say that you deserve this somewhat for having the entire structure of your club seemingly dependent on one person, whose leaving could produce a terrible domino effect?

edit: Just read your article-thingy about the structure being much more secure before your ex-owner died. Unfortunate set of circumstances

 

[3Sixty]

Is it fair to say that you deserve this somewhat for having the entire structure of your club seemingly dependent on one person, whose leaving could produce a terrible domino effect?

Possibly.

I mean the entire idea was for Cortese to run the club from top to bottom. I'll be honest though. I don't think its going to have quite the effect alot of people think. So long as the coaching staff, Les Reed and others stay.

 

[Clegg]

Why will Southampton sell their players?

Who is this Cortese guy?

Why isn't Moyes watching Southampton?

Because there are no Southampton games atm?

I know the press are speculating that a United transfer move must be close as Moyes is scouting all these games, but I think that's wrong. He went to scout a lot of games when he was Everton manager too. This is just part of the process. I'm not saying that we'll end up signing nobody in January, although that very well may be the case. But saying we're close to signing somebody just because Moyes was at the game doesn't seem likely to me.

 

[K1LLER7]

1) Cortese had good relationships with players. They believed his ambition. He made clubs bend over in transfers.

2) God

3) Moyes.

I want this Cortese guy. Woodward, do one

Because there are no Southampton games atm?

I know the press are speculating that a United transfer move must be close as Moyes is scouting all these games, but I think that's wrong. He went to scout a lot of games when he was Everton manager too. This is just part of the process. I'm not saying that we'll end up signing nobody in January, although that very well may be the case. But saying we're close to signing somebody just because Moyes was at the game doesn't seem likely to me.

I doubt we'll sign anyone this window.

Think everything will happen in the summer for us. Also, reports thats Rooney is 50-50 and might be ruled out of the Chelsea game

Shinji-Welbz combo it is then I guess. Unless Chicha plays. He always does well against Chelsea.

Imagine Moyes is the one to stop Mou's record. 'The Chosen One' lol.