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[Salvadora]

What age is Meus? Fairly sure someone said she was 19.

 

[Carbonox]

What age is Meus? Fairly sure someone said she was 19.

Wait Meus is a girl as well?

 

[noal]

FF is conspicuously absent from this discussion

edit: noal you cunt

Sorry mate!

Great minds think alike?

 

[PrematureQuiche]

February first will be my 19th birthday. Quiche is a few months younger than me.

Wasn't reading the thread, June 8th will be my 19th birthday!

 

[Meier]

What age is Meus? Fairly sure someone said she was 19.

I think Meus is in his mid 20s if I had to guess. He has a brother who used to play FIFA with us sometimes who I think seems like he'd be older but is in fact younger and I'm sure he's in his 20s as well.

 

[Walshy]

So the average age in here is 25+?

Damn, I feel young, i'm only 20.

 

[Kikarian]

i tried to braid my pubes once but it got painful so i had to cut them off









also do we all agree that Mothefucking Bootleg Fireworks is the best video on youtube?

OH LORD HAVE MERCY

Jesus!

 

[Linius]

Wait Meus is a girl as well?

Nah mate, absolutely not

 

[Scum]

i'm 25 already. ;_;

scum i thought you were in your twenties as well, haha.

I wish. ;_;

Where's FF gone?

Did you all scare him off with the age talk?

He's probably got a complex now that you lot tease him about being the elder statesman.

FF, come back; age doesn't matter!

Lol

 

[Kikarian]

I feel so young :lol

 

[LTWheels]

Ricky and Pulg are 25 too? Best age confirmed.

25 here too. 1988 was a good year.

i'm 25 already. ;_;

25 is the best age.

1988 was a vintage year.

 

[TheLucifer]

Spending any amount of time in Serie B can age a man...

So that's why we suck so much this season. This way we can look like we're three or four years older. Allegri is a genius.

 

[Messi]

Nah mate, absolutely not

Wait what?

 

[Meier]

Just looked it up on Facebook. Meus is 26 and he turns 27 in April.

 

[GQman2121]

I'll be 31 March 1st.

Stay in school kids.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Hitcher is a cunt to everyone

this is what happens when you look like Paul Giamatti

Had a shave earlier, I look like a fucking ghoul when clean-shaved. Like a cross between Iniesta and someone with jaundice

And I use this forum as an outlet to vent my disagreements since I'm such a quiet pussy in real life

Goddamn at Suarez's big chance creation :O

LOL!

But hitcher was. Whatever.

I went too far admittedly, but you were pissing me off jumping on me every time I criticised Bayern. Kiss and make up?

I am also 24. BROLO

Same, seems a few of us are 24. I'm exactly the same person as I was when I was 20. Need to get a new job, move out, and move on I think. Or go to uni if that proves unpossible.

 

[Linius]

Wait what?

Are you for real? Haven't you seen his pic? That's no girl

 

[pulga]

25 is the best age.

1988 was a vintage year.

pls im almost 25.

1989 man myself

 

[noal]

Even Meus is younger than me? Fuck that shit. At least there's still over-30 GAF that is older.

Thirties is the new twenties...





...I keep telling myself.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I hate getting having to show ID for 15 movies still. All my friends get in fine except from me, it sucks!

Are you for real? Haven't you seen his pic? That's no girl

also I have met Meus and can say for sure he is not a chick.

 

[Yurt]

You know why

WHYY

because I don't respect the vag?

shorty pls understand <3

Your suave and sophisticated demeanour belies your true age Yurt.

<3

24 years old here. And I honestly thought Yurt was like 28-29 a few months ago.

OMG

so I'm OLDER in text but YOUNGER in person

I WILL NEVER BE MY OWN AGE

 

[Messi]

Are you for real? Haven't you seen his pic? That's no girl

I seen a pic of a girl here a few days back and some people were saying it was Meus

 

[Hixx]

1990 CREW REPRESENT

Missed the 80s, got to live through all of the 90s. Win/win!

 

[Carbonox]

I would smang Doreen from Birds of a Feather.

 

[Oxx]

I've been a Gaf member since you kids were in short-trousers.

 

[Linius]

I seen a pic of a girl here a few days back and some people were saying it was Meus

Have you been using candy again?

 

[noal]

1978 crew checking in. Anybody?

 

[LanceVance]

I'm 21 on the 28th of this month, same birthday as Buffon and PAPA BOOBY DIOP

 

[Messi]

Have you been using candy again?

I don't do drugs

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Meus definitely is a bloke

 

[Yurt]

I went too far admittedly, but you were pissing me off jumping on me every time I criticised Bayern. Kiss and make up?
.

stop being a cunt to Felipe, he's literally one of the nicest on GAF.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Who the fuck actually wanted Birds of a Feather to come back? Not even my Mum watches it, and she likes Dinnerladies ffs

 

[Kikarian]

Such a joke how Rooney has been given an extra 3-weeks in Egypt.

It's a holiday. There's probably nothing wrong with him.

The cunt.

 

[Linius]

I don't do drugs

Are you finally confessing you work for the Irish mob? I didn't even mention drugs you crook!

 

[Sviatoslav]

Such a joke how Rooney has been given an extra 3-weeks in Egypt.

It's a holiday. There's probably nothing wrong with him.

The cunt.

Staying away from Moyes' influence can only benefit him.

 

[noal]

Oh my god, there's a Nutella thread just popped up in OT. I can't. I must resist.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Yurt-chan, don't be jelly just cos I effortlessly float through life like Patrick Klepek glides through Dark Souls

Messi beasting already.GOAT, motherfuckers.

 

[Oxx]

Oh my god, there's a Nutella thread just popped up in OT. I can't. I must resist.

We don't need another Football-Gaf banning.

 

[Tc91]

He's probably there supporting Mirza Teletovic.

Yeah him and Begovic are there together.

Defoe, Sidwell, David Luiz and Wilshere have all been spoken too as well. They showed a United player walking in but I didn't see who it was. Probably Rio.

 

[Messi]

Are you finally confessing you work for the Irish mob? I didn't even mention drugs you crook!

I have no connections in the Irish mob

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Baseball.

The Los Angeles Dodgers and Clayton Kershaw have agreed on a seven-year, $215 million deal, sources with knowledge of the situation said.

Kershaw has an out clause after five years.

It is the richest deal for a pitcher in Major League Baseball history, eclipsing the seven-year, $180 million contract Detroit gave Justin Verlander last winter.

30.7 MILLION US DOLLARS A YEAR

Justin Verlander's contract is particularly disgusting considering Detroit is fucking bankrupt.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Yeah him and Begovic are there together.

Defoe, Sidwell, David Luiz and Wilshere have all been spoken too as well. They showed a United player walking in but I didn't see who it was. Probably Rio.

Sinkhole pls

Pardew wut r u doin

 

[Batigol]

28 here

Always use protection kids

 

[bud]

Pardew wut r u doin

holy fuck

yes

i can't breathe

 

[Kikarian]

Staying away from Moyes' influence can only benefit him.

...But staying in touch with beers and cigs.

 

[Oxx]

Baseball.



30.7 MILLION US DOLLARS A YEAR

Justin Verlander's contract is particularly disgusting considering Detroit is fucking bankrupt.

I can't believe Meier lucked-out and gets to support 2 stupid-rich sports teams.

 

[Batigol]

Shit I thought that was Mickey Rourke

 

[Ushojax]

Pardew wut r u doin

we're through the looking glass here people

pardew is rourke

rourke is pardew

 

[noal]

We don't need another Football-Gaf banning.

Don't worry Oxx, I'm not that stupid. I don't think they would appreciate my story. AT ALL.

 

[Carbonox]

Pardew looks so fab I would suck him off right here.

Shit I thought that was Mickey Rourke

Spoiler

it is