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[bud]

that's incredible. i haven't laughed this hard in well over a week.

thank you, hitcher.

 

[K1LLER7]

Getafe doing well.

 

[Batigol]

Pardew looks so fab I would suck him off right here.

Spoiler

it is

Too late to edit my post!

 

[Meier]

I can't believe Meier lucked-out and gets to support 2 stupid-rich sports teams.

Man, Dodgers fans deserve it. Our owner before was fucking gross and drained the team.. very Glazers-esque. Unfortunately my NFL team (the Bucs) are owned by those guys.

 

[Sviatoslav]

...But staying in touch with beers and cigs.

You make it sounds as if Rooney has ever had any other source of fuel

 

[noal]

Unfortunately my NFL team (the Bucs) are owned by those guys.

You have my sympathy Meier.

 

[José Mourinho]

Same, seems a few of us are 24. I'm exactly the same person as I was when I was 20. Need to get a new job, move out, and move on I think. Or go to uni if that proves unpossible.

I started uni at 23, 25 now. It's probably not a bad idea but oh my is it shite. It's clearly not the same experience all the 18-19 year olds are having. Not that I wanted or expected it to be. I'm there for a qualification, but their experience makes it considerably less shit I imagine.

 

[K1LLER7]

Great save by Pinto.


Apparently Real Madrid reached an agreenent for signing Moreno from Sevilla. Maybe Coentrao will be on the move now.

 

[confuziz]

lmao, dutch commentators and their Hip Hop Pinto

 

[Splatt]

I really don't understand baseball.

It's the most boring sport I've ever watched and yet it's players are the most paid in the world.

I should get fat and learn how to throw a ball.

 

[Messi]

Shit shit shit

 

[Portugeezer]

Welp, looks like Neymar is fucked.

 

[Elchele]

I really don't understand baseball.

It's the most boring sport I've ever watched and yet it's players are the most paid in the world.

I should get fat and learn how to throw a ball.

Don't try to understand it, USA has some weird shit

 

[Messi]

Nope, he has to go off.

 

[pulga]

Great save by Pinto.


Apparently Real Madrid reached an agreenent for signing Moreno from Sevilla. Maybe Coentrao will be on the move now.

What the bloody fuck are you on about lol

First time I've heard of this

 

[Linius]

Woohoo, Club Nintendo finally delivered today

 

[Meier]

Baseball.

30.7 MILLION US DOLLARS A YEAR

Justin Verlander's contract is particularly disgusting considering Detroit is fucking bankrupt.

He'll make quite a bit less than Ronaldo for reference but his contract would compare favorably to most every other highly paid footballer in the world (minus Ronaldo and Zlatan and Eto'o while he was in Russia). Ronaldo is now making €21m net so his gross is over €30m per season (so well over $40m per season). Kershaw's deal is a lot but I think it's pretty fair since he is definitely the best pitcher in the world.

Apparently Real Madrid reached an agreenent for signing Moreno from Sevilla. Maybe Coentrao will be on the move now.

Dangit. I was really hopeful City would sign him and ship off Clichy. PSG are apparently sniffing around. I think we may target Shaw instead but hard to say.

 

[Carbonox]

I really don't understand baseball.

It's the most boring sport I've ever watched and yet it's players are the most paid in the world.

I should get fat and learn how to throw a ball.

It's a billion times better than fucking wickets.

I like playing baseball.


OK OK it was "rounders" at school but fuck everyone that shit was brilliant.

 

[Kikarian]

You make it sounds as if Rooney has ever had any other source of fuel

Fergie's secret revealed!

 

[K1LLER7]

I really don't understand baseball.

It's the most boring sport I've ever watched and yet it's players are the most paid in the world.

I should get fat and learn how to throw a ball.

I was GOAT at rounders.

 

[Barzul]

I still think Arsenal land Morata this window.

 

[Fry]

Hitcher, all is good mate.

 

[pulga]

I still think Arsenal land Morata this window.

The only place I'm allowing Morata to go is to Juve

porfavor entiende

 

[Razor554]

Neymar sprained his ankle. Thank god we have Alexis and Pedro in good form.

 

[K1LLER7]

What the bloody fuck are you on about lol

First time I've heard of this

Tweeted by SocialRMadrid

"RMadrid and Sevilla have reached an agreement for left-back Moreno. 21M euros. (@defcentral via Seville Radio)"

No idea if its legit.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Hitcher, all is good mate.

 

[Barzul]

The only place I'm allowing Morata to go is to Juve

porfavor entiende

They're hardly in need of strikers. Can't get rid of the ones they've got.

 

[Clydefrog]

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

Milan is THIRTY points behind Juve in the league???

 

[Vivalaraza]

1990 CREW REPRESENT

Missed the 80s, got to live through all of the 90s. Win/win!

Yep yep.

 

[K1LLER7]

Also, "In the deal between RM and Sevilla for Moreno, Cheryshev, now on loan to Sevilla, will join Sevilla permanently. (Seville Radio)"

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Is Tello's agent gonna go through the same routine at the start of every single transfer window? What's their end-game? He isn't good enough to start consistently for Barca, and he doesn't seem to actually be willing to leave/Barca aren't willing to let him go. Is he just angling for better wages?

 

[pulga]

Tweeted by SocialRMadrid

"RMadrid and Sevilla have reached an agreement for left-back Moreno. 21M euros. (@defcentral via Seville Radio)"

No idea if its legit.

why...why do you follow SocialRMadrid

Nothing on Marca or AS so far

Also, "In the deal between RM and Sevilla for Moreno, Cheryshev, now on loan to Sevilla, will join Sevilla permanently. (Seville Radio)"

Sviato

 

[Oxx]

Rounders at school was hilarious. 99% of people swinging and missing. That one kid who could actually hit the ball. All the girls screaming if you threw the ball towards them when fielding.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Today I was told I have to move to Bristol in March for work.

Do any of you live in Bristol. Have any of you lived/studied there.

Halp.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Rounders at school was hilarious. 99% of people swinging and missing. That one kid who could actually hit the ball. All the girls screaming if you threw the ball towards them when fielding.

Wes pls

 

[GQman2121]

I really don't understand baseball.

It's the most boring sport I've ever watched and yet it's players are the most paid in the world.

I should get fat and learn how to throw a ball.

162+ game season. Think about that....

Obviously less for starting pitchers, but there are very few people on the planet who can throw a ball with any kind of control at 100 mph.

 

[Messi]

Is Tello's agent gonna go through the same routine at the start of every single transfer window? What's their end-game? He isn't good enough to start consistently for Barca, and he doesn't seem to actually be willing to leave/Barca aren't willing to let him go. Is he just angling for better wages?

Wages

 

[Meier]

OUCH, this looks painful.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Today I was told I have to move to Bristol in March for work.

Do any of you live in Bristol. Have any of you lived/studied there.

Halp.

My brother went to uni there. I can have him send you a PM on my account or an email in the morning if you want

 

[pulga]

wait is Neybench dead?

 

[K1LLER7]

why...why do you follow SocialRMadrid.

Nothing on Marca or AS so far

Sviato

Lol

randomly saw it on twitter.

 

[Razor554]

OUCH, this looks painful.

I expect to see him back in a week.

Even the GOAT recovered in 10 days from this:

 

[kharma45]

Today I was told I have to move to Bristol in March for work.

Do any of you live in Bristol. Have any of you lived/studied there.

Halp.

I played rugby there a few times. It seemed ok.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I expect to see him back in a week.

Even the GOAT recovered in 10 days from this:

 

[Yurt]

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

Milan is THIRTY points behind Juve in the league???

that's the glass half full view


the glass half empty is that they're 6 points above relegation

 

[pulga]

I expect to see him back in a week.

Even the GOAT recovered in 10 days from this:

The "GOAT" takes HGH. Neybench does not (to my knowledge)

or like Vulva more elegantly put it lol

 

[Clydefrog]

that's the glass half full view


the glass half empty is that they're 6 points above relegation

fucking LOL

seedorf gonna seedorf

 

[Koko]

Also, "In the deal between RM and Sevilla for Moreno, Cheryshev, now on loan to Sevilla, will join Sevilla permanently. (Seville Radio)"

21 Millions and Cheryshev?

Florentino pls.

 

[dc89]

I'm sooo tired.

 

[K1LLER7]

Why don't Barca ever cross the ball to the back post? Alexis has been free numerous times yet they just pass to Messi.

Barca Tata pls.