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[Jarnet87]

This is a fantasy.

A force of personality chiefly manifested in acting fatigued in interviews (as if the labour of forcing out not terribly enlightening words and not terribly funny nonsense is a draaaag, man) doesn't counter-act brute capitalist ownership.

Can you translate that into simple speak please. I don't understand your fancy talk.

 

[Salazar]

Can you translate that into simple speak please. I don't understand your fancy talk.

Mou is just a manager. Glazers don't give a fuuuuuck.

It's as if people think his Phil Brown-esque machismo translates into the kind of power that intimidates or coerces the kind of folks who buy Manchester United and drive it into the ground.

Malcolm, Joel, Ethan and the other horrifying spawn would have so very little compunction about telling Jose to fuck himself.

 

[Wes]

Did I miss this being posted?

José Mourinho rings David Moyes after Chelsea beat Man Utd.

 

[Mr Cola]

Europa league winners now automatically get into the champions league. thats something right?

We should have thrown our group, our chances of Champs league footy next season would be higher.

------------ RVP ----- Rooney -----------
------------------- Adnan -------------------
--- New CM --------------- Kagawa ---
------------------- Carrick -------------------
Coentrao -- Jones -- Evans -- Rafael

Remove Kagawa and make sure that CM is actually proven and god tier and you have the makings of something there.

This is also based on the notion that we dont have an exodus in the summer, which is a valid concern at this point.

In this week's episode of Almost: Januzaj does something good but is let down by his team mates...

He really is the real deal.

 

[Mr Cola]

Did I miss this being posted?

José Mourinho rings David Moyes after Chelsea beat Man Utd.

The Moyes impression is rediculously good

 

[K1LLER7]

Should have sold Guarin to Chelsea. Wtf are they thinking

Marchisio to United

They want to buy all midfielders!!!!!!

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

According to the Mail, Fergie has called Laurent Blanc regarding Cavani.

How would they even know this?

 

[Salazar]

According to the Mail, Fergie has called Laurent Blanc regarding Cavani.

How would they even know this?

Leak from the PSG side, because they're understandably desperate to sell him.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Leak from the PSG side, because they're understandably desperate to sell him.

Not even sure how much I'd want him (assuming I thought the link was real which I don't), unless he was a Rooney replacement or something.

 

[fadetoblack]

Marchisio to United

They want to buy all midfielders!!!!!!

Good one, bro. Not happening.

 

[Rikkun]

Worst case scenario is selling Pogba in the summer

but is it REALLY a bad scenario? Not at all. We get silly money AND Verratti.

let's fucking do it right now.

Well we never got the substitute for Giaccherini, and Conte complained for this in August.

We might actually be able to keep everyone in place :O

Leak from the PSG side, because they're understandably desperate to sell him.

Sell him for? 40M£?

 

[Salazar]

Not even sure how much I'd want him (assuming I thought the link was real which I don't), unless he was a Rooney replacement or something.

Aye. Were we to buy him otherwise, I would just lol and recede deeper into a kind of detached amusement.

Sell him for? 40M£?

Depends on how much his dad wants under the table. That's how top clubs do business.

 

[Yen]

Leak from the PSG side, because they're understandably desperate to sell him.

Why?

Spoiler

or have I been whoosed and you mean this is United pr spin again?

 

[Salazar]

Why?

Spoiler

or have I been whoosed and you mean this is United pr spin again?

The sarcasm on that is giving off a kind of acrid purple smoke.

PSG will sell Cavani to an oil club or one of what we might call the Spanish tax subsidy giants. If they ever do.

 

[Jarnet87]

Would lawl if United signed Cavani. that feel of never signing a midfielder ever again.

 

[Yurt]

Well we never got the substitute for Giaccherini, and Conte complained for this in August.

We might actually be able to keep everyone in place :O

Good one, bro. Not happening.

 

[Feorax]

Lol, Anelka, you absolute tit .

 

[fadetoblack]

Imagine if we had Verratti, too.... we'd have enough surplus midfielders to make Manchester United into a decent team.

 

[pulga]

WE SOLD MIRKO FOR A BRAINLESS COLOMBIAN AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR MTV AWARD?

Imagine if we had Verratti, too.... we'd have enough surplus midfielders to make Manchester United into a decent team.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Holy shit @ Desmond's intro in ACIV. Throws up all sorts of questions about what the fuck happened in Brotherhood and Revolutions

Guess I'll be reading their plot synopsis' on wikipedia

 

[Zabojnik]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fredy_Guarín

Fredy Alejandro Guarín Vásquez (Spanish pronunciation: [ˈfɾeði ɣwaˈɾin]; born 30 June 1986) is a Colombian professional footballer who plays for Juventus in Italian Serie A. A versatile player, he is comfortable as a central or attacking midfielder.

It's over, it's all over. Wes please ban me. Goodbye, FootyGAF, it's been a real pleasure.

 

[Yurt]

 

[justjohn]

I have to say, I've been very impressed with Cahill this season. thought he was awful last season, but he's really grown into his own this season.

 

[dc89]

Wow. Zoopla have terminated their sponsorship of West Brom over the Anelka thing.

 

[Kiraly]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jan/20/zoopla-ends-west-brom-sponsorship-anelka-gesture

Zoopla to end West Brom sponsorship deal in light of Nicolas Anelka gesture

Oh anelka

 

[Yurt]

Guarin

It's over, it's all over. Wes please ban me. Goodbye, FootyGAF, it's been a real pleasure.

Zabo get on twitter, everyone is in meltdown mode

 

[LegoArmo]

Vidal and Pogba to United pretty much confirmed then?

Guarin, Pirlo, Marchisio midfield isn't that bad, don't be upset Juve-Bros.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Vidal and Pogba to United pretty much confirmed then?

Guarin, Pirlo, Marchisio midfield isn't that bad, don't be upset Juve-Bros.

Aye, there is no need to be upset

 

[Zabojnik]

Zabo get on twitter, everyone is in meltdown mode

Can't access twitter from work, I'll install the app later!

This is clearly a prelude to Vidal/Pogba/Marchisio leaving in the summer. Le sigh.

 

[Yen]

Vidal and Pogba to United pretty much confirmed then?

Guarin, Pirlo, Marchisio midfield isn't that bad, don't be upset Juve-Bros.

Think Marchisio is joining United too, Juve are replacing him with Kwadwo.

 

[Kenka]

 

[Fergie]

Guarin is a nice swap.

 

[Rikkun]

Vidal and Pogba to United pretty much confirmed then?

Guarin, Pirlo, Marchisio midfield isn't that bad, don't be upset Juve-Bros.

Never stop dreaming

 

[Yurt]

the most important signing of all.


AndresON777 is a Juventino now

 

[Coldnoodle]

Why are they going to United?

 

[Zabojnik]

Why are they going to United?

Because United is one of the biggest clubs in the world. A glorious, winning club at that. GLORY GLORY MANCHESTER UNITED. Fuck the haters. FUCK THE HATERS.

There.

 

[Rikkun]

Why are they going to United?

They MAY go if

-United pays a bazillion
-United ends up playing next year's CL
-United gets a goooooooood manager



So. Are they going? You tell me.

 

[Yurt]

Bonucci wished Mirko good luck on twitter

IT'S OVER

 

[Rikkun]

Bonucci wished Mirko good luck on twitter

IT'S OVER

He couldn't even tag him properly, FFS BONNY

 

[Timurid]

I see Rube found their Pogba replacement. :lol :lol :lol

 

[Coldnoodle]

They MAY go if

-United pays a bazillion
-United ends up playing next year's CL
-United gets a goooooooood manager



So. Are they going? You tell me.

:lol

 

[Yurt]

I see Rube found their Pogba replacement. :lol :lol :lol

we did

but he's in Paris for now

 

[pulga]

Stop throwing a fit guys, it's fucking Mirko, not Vidal or Marchisio, etc. He was surplus to requirements anyway.

Dont know much about Guarin since I don't bother watching merda games, but seems like he's good enough.

 

[bjaelke]

We bought the wrong Aspas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxS92cUDwwM

 

[Kiraly]

United fans pls

 

[pulga]

And as Juve brings in yet another CM, meanwhile back in the city of Manchester, Ed Woodward has been found hard at work building an accurate model of a world war I bayonetta to impale himself with.

 

[Coldnoodle]

And as Juve brings in yet another CM, meanwhile back in the city of Manchester, Ed Woodward has been found hard at work building an accurate model of a world war I bayonetta to impale himself with.

Golden shower Pulga pls

 

[dc89]

http://www.twitch.tv/st1ss

I'm gonna smash Kipless. He is Moyes.

 

[Batigol]

Wenger pls

 

[Da DreadLord]

And as Juve brings in yet another CM, meanwhile back in the city of Manchester, Ed Woodward has been found hard at work building an accurate model of a world war I bayonetta to impale himself with.

Reports coming in Woodward has actually FAILED with his bid for a model bayonetta.