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[Exterminieren]

I like you. You're like legit top poster in WhoGAF. I just lurk for Capaldi dick slips.

Aww...

And that's all any of us are there for, fundamentally. All else is filler.

And fuck Dean Saunders.

Dean Saunders wants to be given the chance to bring back "happy" faces to Molineux after seeing his Wolves side slump to the brink of a second successive relegation.

Literally the closest I've ever seen a manager come to getting lynched. He was either getting out with a P45 or in a body bag.

 

[KidA Seven]

Jesus would be a huge improvement over Moyes, to be honest

Measuring Jesus by comparing him to Moyes...

 

[dc89]

bye bye pellegrini

No!

---

So Kojima says MGS V looks better on Ps4. I can't see a thread in gaming but in nervous to make one.

 

[Wilbur]

Arsenal have more patience than that, much like United with Moyes. Is that fun?

That doesn't even make sense. What is 'fun' about having patience?

Lightning, please. Go back to playing with your vagina over Coyle and Laudrup

 

[rvy]

Measuring Jesus by comparing him to Moyes...

I guarantee you that Jesus would be in the top 3 with this team.

He would obviously completely shatter your title hopes in the last fixture, but at least you wouldn't be pathetic for the entire season.
And don't be surprised if he decides that Evra is now a box to box or that Valencia would be a really good left back. Or right back, whichever.

 

[Wilbur]

United should get Gaitán while they still can.

pls

pls look at how good Luiz, Matic and Ramires are.

I would never lie to you, United-GAF.

And get Jesus as well.

Jesus vs Moyes, celebrity death match

Aww...

And that's all any of us are there for, fundamentally. All else is filler.



Literally the closest I've ever seen a manager come to getting lynched. He was either getting out with a P45 or in a body bag.

I was legit sure Cellino was getting shanked by a Leeds fan foaming at the mouth the other day, the footage was bizarre. Like something out of Dead Rising.

 

[bud]

Blablurn ‏@Blablurn13 4m
Do you like globalisation?

 

[rvy]

Jesus vs Moyes, celebrity death match

One can dream.

 

[Wilbur]

Blablurn ‏@Blablurn13 4m
Do you like globalisation?

Makes a change from

@Blablurn13 7m
What was the first thing u put in your ass?

 

[Yurt]

Blablurn ‏@Blablurn13 4m
Do you like globalisation?

LOOOOOOOOOOl god I love him so much

BLAAAAAAAAA ahahaha

 

[Broder Salsa]

Makes a change from

@Blablurn13 7m
What was the first thing u put in your ass?

The drumstick of Larry Mullen, Jr. that my dad loved so much ever after getting at a concert.

 

[Scum]

Fucking tube strike. God awful fucking weather. Only in this country.

No!

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So Kojima says MGS V looks better on Ps4. I can't see a thread in gaming but in nervous to make one.

Don't bother. Waste of your fucking time, mate.

 

[Wilbur]

The drumstick of Larry Mullen, Jr. that my dad loved so much ever after getting at a concert.

Larry Mullen Jr Hahahaha. The first thing up my ass was probably my girlfriend's finger. Or maybe a playmobil witch.

 

[José Mourinho]

Hitchers avatar makes me fear that there might be legitimate Mrs Brown's Boys fans among us. *shudders*

 

[Wilbur]

wait did Fulham lose

LOOOOOOOOOL

They're so SHIT.

If we don't score at least four this weekend I want Moyes eviscerated in front of his daughter, and I want his daughter penetrated by Zaha in front of him.

 

[Clegg]

Hitchers avatar makes me fear that there might be legitimate Mrs Brown's Boys fans among us. *shudders*

I've watched a few more episodes of it and I don't know what to think anymore. In terms of the great British/Irish comedies eg Father Ted, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers etc it's not as witty, funny or touching. The humour is crude and there's too much slapstick. It's definitely nowhere near the greats but its not as terrible as some of its detractors claim it to be.

Its alright if you get what I mean by that.

 

[Scum]

So apparently according to Game Informer Phantom Pain is only coming to XB1/PS4...

It just gets better and better. Lol

 

[Elchele]

Phantom who?

edit: oh, MGS 5 (the real one, not the demo)
sounds good, no need to keep holding the graphics back for old gen plebs

 

[Clegg]

GZ day one for me. I'm that big a fan of the series I'll buy whatever comes out. Same with the mainline Ass Creed games.

 

[Scum]

GZ day one for me. I'm that big a fan of the series I'll buy whatever comes out. Same with the mainline Ass Creed games.

Cleff, pls.

 

[L1NETT]

Then why make GZ for current gen at all? Konami are going totally Kurtz at the mo

Clegg 30 quid for two hours?

Can play To the Moon and Gone Home in around 3 times the time (hm) for what, a third of that? Dunno the exact prices.

Agree Hixx, cross gen games are right annoying. Destiny (for me) has no need to be cross gen.

 

[Hixx]

Then why make GZ for current gen at all? Konami are going totally Kurtz at the mo

Got to rip as many suckas off as possible innit. PP is 2015 at earliest so console bases will be large enough when it launches.

Fuck cross-gen games.

 

[Scum]

Then why make GZ for current gen at all? Konami are going totally Kurtz at the mo

Why not? They know their audience will lap it all up. The are charging full price for a demo. Konami probably think everyone will have PS4s and Xbox Ones by the time Phantom Pain comes out.

Ohmaghad! Dat 8 GIG OF GEE DEE DEE AARGH RHAM!

 

[Elchele]

Fuck cross-gen games.

YES

 

[Clegg]

Then why make GZ for current gen at all? Konami are going totally Kurtz at the mo

Clegg 30 quid for two hours?

I'm an addict.

 

[Clegg]

How does footy GAF stand on the very literal interpretation of public toilets in Sochi?

 

[L1NETT]

I'm an addict.

Tis fair enough, all of us have our weaknesses.

I would pay god knows how much for an alpha of Timesplitters Rewind (like 50 quid plus), no joke.

 

[Scum]

MGS5 next-gen only just got debunked. Time for me to sleep.

Good.

Tis fair enough, all of us have our weaknesses.

I would pay god knows how much for an alpha of Timesplitters Rewind (like 50 quid plus), no joke.

I'd love to see so many of the N64/PS2 FPS brought back. God, what I wouldn't do to have Turok 2 redone.

 

[CrunchyB]

Matavz is going to Rubin Kazan

welp, this season didn't matter anyway

Good riddance, I'd say. He's not getting any better, sell at any reasonable price.

Locadia isn't so hot either, but at least he's still young.

 

[José Mourinho]

I've watched a few more episodes of it and I don't know what to think anymore. In terms of the great British/Irish comedies eg Father Ted, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers etc it's not as witty, funny or touching. The humour is crude and there's too much slapstick. It's definitely nowhere near the greats but its not as terrible as some of its detractors claim it to be.

Its alright if you get what I mean by that.

I can't have it about me to be honest. It's one of those shows that I wouldn't watch even if there was nowt else on. Boy who created it is laughing all the way to the bank though, so I'm sure he's not bothered by the detractors.

 

[Wilbur]

How does footy GAF stand on the very literal interpretation of public toilets in Sochi?

What are you asking

 

[GQman2121]

Eight episodes into season 2 of Game of Thrones and it's kind of running on fumes.

Nothing is happening and it feels like time moves faster for some characters and not at all for others.

Everything north of the wall is uninteresting.

 

[pulga]

guys i got stoned as fuck, played w101, suddenly became very tired, fell asleep on my couch and had the strangest dream

 

[Elchele]

How does footy GAF stand on the very literal interpretation of public toilets in Sochi?

I never poop outside of my house, so I don't mind peeing in front of strangers

guys i got stoned as fuck, played w101, suddenly became very tired, fell asleep on my couch and had the strangest dream

pulga+FF?

 

[Wilbur]

When I'm drunk at clubs I poo with the door open

 

[Scum]

guys i got stoned as fuck, played w101, suddenly became very tired, fell asleep on my couch and had the strangest dream

loool

 

[Clegg]

What are you asking

Would you shit in a communal bathroom with 8 other people watching.

 

[Wilbur]

Would you shit in a communal bathroom with 8 other people watching.

Yeah sure (see above)

 

[pulga]

Would you shit in a communal bathroom with 8 other people watching.

youre talking to a guy who derives great amounts of pleasure from taping himself taking a dump and uploading it to whatsapp

 

[Broder Salsa]

youre talking to a guy who derives great amounts of pleasure from taping himself taking a dump and uploading it to whatsapp

You did that too. Your poop image is the thumbnail to my whatsapp folder.

 

[Elchele]

Do you enjoy being watched, wilbury?

 

[Scum]

D:

 

[Wilbur]

Do you enjoy being watched, wilbury?

Depends what. If I get watched pooping, sure

"You may remember me from snapchat such as close up of asshole and zoom poop"

But would I like to be watched jerking? Or fucking? No

I caught myself in the mirror once. I am like an albino gorilla.

 

[pulga]

You did that too. Your poop image is the thumbnail to my whatsapp folder.

i just took a picture of my shit! very different from filming oneself from bottom to top and making a little naugty face at the end

 

[rvy]

guys i got stoned as fuck, played w101,

Marry me.

 

[Elchele]

I caught myself in the mirror once. I am like an albino gorilla.

:loool

 

[Wilbur]

i just took a picture of my shit! very different from filming oneself from bottom to top and making a little naugty face at the end

I have a picture of our manginas

 

[pulga]

Marry me.

i was laying down combos something fierce

that is until my brain couldnt take the crazy anymore and just fuckin shut down on me

 

[Wilbur]

Oh shit Madrid derby tomorrow

Oh wait

I'm at work

Quelle surprise

Adnan save me

 

[pulga]

Oh shit Madrid derby tomorrow

WHICH REMINDS ME

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST PLAYER IN THE MOTHER EARTH

turns 29 today

gosh hes getting old ;_;