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[Lightning]

A rainy Wednesday night in Stoke, Messi meets Shawcross as they battle for the europa league spots

Wait until Götze and Ribery meet Wes Brown tackles looooooooool

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I hate this .gif cause hes not saying bullshit.

Yeah same. Mildly irritating.

 

[Blablurn]

Precisely. The only chance for Arsenal to be able to stand against Bayern is to relentlessly attack Alaba and Rafinha and close the gaps between Thiago, Kroos and Götze. That will prevent Bayerns tiki taka but on the other hand, Bayern will use long balls on Mandzukic and normally this doesnt end well for the opposition as he is going to process the ball to either Robben or Götze to break through defence but it could work for Arsenal.

I love Klopps quote about us after the Dortmund game. "We started pressing them pretty well. They even when for the long passes. And then they bring the lil 1.70 guys. I have to admit, that's a cool idea."

lol, it shows how many gameplan ideas we have. love it. we were never as as flexible as nowadays.

 

[Zabojnik]

I hate this .gif cause hes not saying bullshit.

Yeah same. Mildly irritating.

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me.

 

[Hixx]

I hope Helenius gets a chance in the first team soon.

What is Benteke drinking

Alone in the dark

 

[Jack cw]

Chelsea was penalties with an extra man, City 1 win and 1 loss. Not that impressive.

And Juve was because of Buffon underestimating Alabas shot that got deflected by Vidal. Two of the 4 goals against Barca in Allianz Arena were irregular, Dortmund had eaten us for breakfast in the first 40 minutes of the final if it werent for Neuer and pure luck. Yet we won. This is how football works, even Barca in its prime had to struggle tremendously and they werent called Uefalona for nothing. I know you are salty Lightning, but no need to downplay a fantastic squad and its record. Pls understand.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me.

Just because you're in the EL now it doesn't mean you can lower your posting standards too Zab.

 

[Slizz]

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me.

Here's how it could work. Instead of the bullshit just flashing as soon as he moves his mouth, have "Bull" show first, wait a frame or 2 then add "Shit"

It seems like theres about 2 pronounced lip movements that you could do that with.

 

[Zabojnik]

Just because you're in the EL now it doesn't mean you can lower your posting standards too Zab.

Oh, I know. EL is the real CL, where clubs that make an honest living and don't rely on bloody oil money reside.

 

[Messi]

I respect your opinion.

I truly love you sometimes. I am dying of laughter here on the bus

 

[Blablurn]

I truly love you sometimes. I am dying of laughter here on the bus

 

[Carbonox]

I'm on the side of the fence who thinks those Emma Stone pics aren't her. Looks like her which is enough for my penis to enjoy the soulless flames of her ginger face and nips.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Oh, I know. EL is the real CL, where clubs that make an honest living and don't rely on bloody oil money reside.

I'm stealing this in case we make the EL next season.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I'm on the side of the fence who thinks those Emma Stone pics aren't her. Looks like her which is enough for my penis to enjoy the soulless flames of her ginger face and nips.

There's a lot of chicks I don't find that extremely hot, but can see the appeal of, Olivia Wilde and such. Bu Emma Stone is just... No, I don't understand a all.

 

[Carbonox]

There's a lot of chicks I don't find that extremely hot, but can see the appeal of, Olivia Wilde and such. Bu Emma Stone is just... No, I don't understand a all.

im easy son






But seriously, I think she's attractive but odd looking. Wouldn't class her as stone cold stunner though. A good looking average chick perhaps? I dunno.

 

[Broder Salsa]

im easy son






But seriously, I think she's attractive but odd looking. Wouldn't class her as stone cold stunner though. A good looking average chick perhaps? I dunno.

She looks like a female garfield.

 

[Zabojnik]

I'm stealing this in case we make the EL next season.

 

[Blablurn]

She looks like a female garfield.

doesnt this turn you on? it definitely turns me on a little.

 

[Lightning]

And Juve was because of Buffon underestimating Alabas shot that got deflected by Vidal. Two of the 4 goals against Barca in Allianz Arena were irregular, Dortmund had eaten us for breakfast in the first 40 minutes of the final if it werent for Neuer and pure luck. Yet we won. This is how football works, even Barca in its prime had to struggle tremendously and they werent called Uefalona for nothing. I know you are salty Lightning, but no need to downplay a fantastic squad and its record. Pls understand.

I'm not salty I have no reason to be nor any reason to have anything against Bayern. I never mentioned Juve or Barca because Bayern done exceptionally well in those ties.

Against Chelsea Bayern were lucky, win is a win I know we all accept that. City was 1 win and 1 loss. That is all I said, against the epl teams not that impressive. Barca and Juve never scored a goal against Bayern we scored 3 and at least a goal in both games.

 

[Slizz]

Amazing.

 

[Zabojnik]

Barca and Juve never scored a goal against Bayern we scored 3 and at least a goal in both games.

In our defense, we were playing with Vucinic and Matri.

 

[Jack cw]

I'm not salty I have no reason to be nor any reason to have anything against Bayern. I never mentioned Juve or Barca because Bayern done exceptionally well in those ties.

Against Chelsea Bayern were lucky, win is a win I know we all accept that. City was 1 win and 1 loss. That is all I said, against the epl teams not that impressive. Barca and Juve never scored a goal against Bayern we scored 3 and at least a goal in both games.

Fair enough. Then I hope we continue to concede no goal.

 

[Wilbur]

but what would someone cuddle if you lost weight

My penis

 

[Zabojnik]

Wilbur, if you one day decided that it was time for you to get a proper haircut, what would it be?

 

[bjaelke]

 

[Clegg]

Has Viola realised that Anderson is crap?

 

[Zabojnik]

Has Viola realised that Anderson is crap?

I'm not even sure he's played for them yet. Haven't seen/heard him mentioned anywhere, lol.

 

[Clegg]

I'm not even sure he's played for them yet. Haven't seen/heard him mentioned anywhere, lol.

Apparently he's started twice.

Shows how much impact he's made if nobody remembers him.

 

[bjaelke]

He's not part of the squad for the game tomorrow.

Ambrosini, Aquilani, Borja Valero, Bakic, Bardini, Compper, Empereur, Fazzi, Fernandez, Gomez, Ilicic, Joaquin, Matri, Neto, Pasqual, Pizarro, Roncaglia, Rosati, Ryder, Savic, Tomovic.

 

[Lightning]

Fair enough. Then I hope we continue to concede no goal.

I don't expect us to beat Bayern. You're the best team in the world but I do expect us to give you a good game and to test you. I want to see the improvement from our squad, that's what is most interesting for me.

And what is absolutely most important Bayern should earn their goals. Last season our defending and Szczesny were so bad. But defend properly, make Bayern earn their goals, and we give ourselves a chance. That's what I want to see.

 

[Elchele]

So apparently some Emma Stone nudes have found their way on to the internet.

EVERYWHERE

Hixx what are you telling me here? the photos are already available. PM pls

 

[Elchele]

Has Viola realised that Anderson is crap?

I just realized
They signed BOTH Gomez and Anderson :loooooooooooool

 

[Carbonox]

Hixx what are you telling me here? the photos are already available. PM pls

egotastic jupp egotastic

front page


first news entry


pls

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Fucking hell did she take those pictures with a calculator

 

[Elchele]

egotastic jupp egotastic

front page


first news entry


pls

yes I found it, I don't think that's her

Fucking hell did she take those pictures with a calculator

exactly, c'mon... pretty sure iPhone's camera is a lot better nowdays

 

[Broder Salsa]

The photo quality makes me believe she can't afford anything better than a mid 2000's nokia.

Edit : Goddammit bacon.

 

[Elchele]

The photo quality makes me believe she can't afford anything better than a mid 2000's nokia.

It is better than my xperia miro camera, tho

 

[Lambda Pie]

L To The P feat. Clegg The Clank, Wilbbz Nando, Kraut Milch Monster and Pedo Boy Wooden - Squeezing The Gooner Mongs

(L To The P)

Ozil invisibile man
Legend is true
Hollow and see through
Escapes human sight
That's right
Riding with his crew
Him and Ramsey makes two
You can add Giroud
Cheats on his wife
Doesn't have a clue
How to escape
His fate
Too late to resent
Time to get bent

(Clegg The Clank)

Wenger, the perennial
4th spot contender
He's slender
Boy lover
Not a big spender
Big offender
Buried Arsenal forever
Mourinho in his head
War of words
Wenger defeated
Gets heated
Acts like a bitch
Depleted
Says Mourinho cheated

(All)

Squeezing the gooner mongs
Can you hear the grunts?
Burn it to the ground
This club made of cunts

(Wilbbz Nando)

8 years of failure
8 more to come
Nothing can be done
Numb to sucess
Arsenal scum
In great distress
Lack finesse
Can't progress
Germans got their number
Arsenal going under
In the league
Underachieving
Better believe
It's fatigue

(Kraut Milch Monster)

Disbelieving
Grieving
Chances of title decreasing
Dreaming
Of a better time
Return to prime
Just kidding
They were never good
Understood?
Shite team
Learn to bend
Swimming upstream
A wet dream
Comes to an end

(All)

Squeezing the gooner mongs
Can you hear the grunts?
Burn it to the ground
This club made of cunts

(Pedo Boy Wooden)

In the grand scheme
Mere lambs
Brought to the slaughter
A club killed
A nation thrilled
A wish fullfilled
Should've been buried in the sea
So no one could see
The rotting corpse
And smell the foul scent
That emanates
And propagates
From the stadium of cunts
Called The Emirates

(L To The P)

Wenger moaning
Can't seat still
Skating uphill
Endless droning
Mute the telly
Would rather watch
Poetry by John Terry
Take it down a notch
I'm a bit blunt
But upfront
Still can't find your pocket
World would be a better place
If we sent you to space
Tied on a fuckin rocket

PEACE

 

[KidA Seven]

Januzaj is going to decline the Kosovo call up.

 

[Broder Salsa]

tl:dr

Januzaj is going to decline the Kosovo call up.

Yeah he wants to play for Belgium, where Hazard, Courtois and Lukaku will snatch him up for Chelsea. Just wait.

 

[Slizz]

Fuck.


Lmao

 

[Hixx]

tl:dr

.

 

[Zabojnik]

Masterpiece.

 

[Elchele]

Serge Gnabry officially decided he will play for the German national team.

good luck

 

[pulga]

L to the Pls

 

[Wilbur]

Zabo I bet your hair is absolutely shit so go away

Lambda give us a hot beat and we will rap for you and then send it to Olivier Giroud's twitter

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Fuck Chelsea going after Costa, Cavani and christ knows who else in the summer. Patrick Bamford is better than the current shit we have.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Zabo got long glorious, fairly curly hair, down to just below his shoulders. He ties it up in a pony tail sometimes.

That's at least how I imagined it.

 

[Wilbur]

Fuck Chelsea going after Costa, Cavani and christ knows who else in the summer. Patrick Bamford is better than the current shit we have.

See his goal last night? Yeezus that shit was top.

Zabo got long glorious, fairly curly hair, down to just below his shoulders. He ties it up in a pony tail sometimes.

That's at least how I imagined it.

I bet it's in the style of Baggio but with the coarseness of Kolo's thick monstrous bum pubes

 

[Zabojnik]

Zabo got long glorious, fairly curly hair, down to just below his shoulders. He ties it up in a pony tail sometimes.

That's at least how I imagined it.

I keep it short these days. I did go through a mane phase though, you're right.