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[Meier]

Santos player Gabriel Barbosa, otherwise known as Gabigol has confirmed to Gazzetta dello Sport "Barcelona have already shown interest in me. Playing for Barça is a dream since my childhood, since I started playing football".

This is Neymar all over again.

I scored a cracker with him in FIFA -- he's a definite future star. Speaking of Brazil, these gifs I made still destroy me.

 

[Zabojnik]

Can't believe people are doubting Pep. He even learned fucking German in one year to coach there. I saw his recent german interviews. His German is already fucking good. He even surpassed Heynckes in terms of points already. He doesn't need the triple to prove that he is one fantastic coach. He brought Barca to the #1 spot in the world. And he kept Bayern and top of the football world after a season where many other teams would have take it easy afterwards. I'm sure if he ever goes to England he will succeed without problems. Especially after standing his man in a country where no other Spanish coach has been so far. And please don't start the "But but Bayern is so strong". That doesn't mean shit if the coach is bad. Just look at ManU. ManU looks at least like a Europa League contender but thanks to Moyes even the EL seems far away.

 

[Clegg]

Rugby or Football?

Rugby. It's been seen loads of times.

When things are going well they run everything, the collars are up and the arrogance flowing. But when the other team is on top they retreat and show nothing. They fight for nothing.

The French football team just fights amongst themselves.

 

[Blablurn]

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I scored a cracker with him in FIFA -- he's a definite future star. Speaking of Brazil, these gifs I made still destroy me.

I've never heard the aftermath actually.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Trapatoni was two times in Bayern and never learnt German. You saw the result in his famous press conference http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU5bqG9Fx8g

Greatest manager of all time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43blaseDtS0

So good at German he mixes it with English. Fucking cowards.

 

[Wilbur]

I scored a cracker with him in FIFA -- he's a definite future star

... hiroshawn?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Mancini what are you doing

 

[cremino]

Cellino's daughter was at Elland road

He's really going to buy Leeds after all...

 

[Broder Salsa]

Cellino's daughter was at Elland road

He's really going to buy Leeds after all...

He pose is like the Red Guy from Cow and Chicken.

 

[Salvadora]

Wenger speaks six languages including GAF's official language, Japanese

 

[Blablurn]

Greatest manager of all time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43blaseDtS0

So good at German he mixes it with English. Fucking cowards.

Cologne was too small for Solbakken. Ridiculous piece of shit of a club.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wenger speaks six languages including GAF's official language, Japanese

Mou was a translator, I think that beats all of them. Also Wenger is like 110 years old, I'm sure Mourinho will have learnt at least Danish by the time he gets that old.

 

[Meier]

... hiroshawn?

Ahahaha, well played. He's only 17 but has scored 4 goals in 5 league matches already this season. FM wonderkid, baby!

 

[Hixx]

 

[Scum]

I scored a cracker with him in FIFA -- he's a definite future star. Speaking of Brazil, these gifs I made still destroy me.

I bet he got a right kicking when they found him.

 

[FootballFan]

someone needs to make that rihanna gif reverse at the end

 

[Broder Salsa]

I bet he got a right kicking when they found him.

I love it when there's a huge fight that pretty much everyone takes part in, even some stewards are going after him there lol.

Reminds me of http://youtu.be/0_Ikq-zM4_4 2:21 in

 

[Blablurn]

So you wanna play with magic?
Boy you should know what you're fallin' for.

 

[Scum]

I love it when there's a huge fight that pretty much everyone takes part in, even some stewards are going after him there lol.

Reminds me of http://youtu.be/0_Ikq-zM4_4 2:21 in

Fuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkk. D:

 

[FootballFan]

Yeah it's been a blur.

It hits me like a rock

 

[Salvadora]

Mou was a translator, I think that beats all of them. Also Wenger is like 110 years old, I'm sure Mourinho will have learnt at least Danish by the time he gets that old.

el cuzão traductor.

 

[Kikarian]

I love it when there's a huge fight that pretty much everyone takes part in, even some stewards are going after him there lol.

Reminds me of http://youtu.be/0_Ikq-zM4_4 2:21 in

The one where the guy jumps over the rail down the stairs make me laugh.

EDIT: lol that's the one you were on about

 

[Blablurn]

Mou was a translator, I think that beats all of them. Also Wenger is like 110 years old, I'm sure Mourinho will have learnt at least Danish by the time he gets that old.

I have to say I respect Mou a little more after seeing Wenger in action on wednesday.

 

[Clegg]

Man eater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all of her love
She's a man eater
Make you buy cars
Make you cut cords
Make you fall in, fall in love




Choooon

 

[The Atticus]

Man eater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all of her love
She's a man eater
Make you buy cars
Make you cut cords
Make you fall in, fall in love




Choooon

<3

 

[Salvadora]

I have to say I respect Mou a little more after seeing Wenger in action on wednesday.

What did Wenger do that offended you so? He made a diving sign to Robben, yes, but was completely inoffensive overall.

Mourinho assaulted a fellow coach.

 

[FootballFan]

No!!!!!!!!! you'll never get it inside
Push it back down black out blood in your eye
noooooooooooooooo

 

[Hixx]

LYRICS!?!?!

And look at me your mom
Squatting pissed in a tube-
hole at Tottenham Court Road
I just come out of the ship
Talking to the most
Blonde I ever met
Shouting
Lager lager lager lager
Shouting
Lager lager lager lager
Shouting...
Lager lager lager
Shouting
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
So many things to see and do
In the tube hole true
Blonde going back to Romford
Mega mega mega going back to Romford
Hi mom are you having fun
And now are you on your way
To a new tension
headache

 

[pulga]

This thread might be going somewhere...

Recapping for our new arrivals:

- OP and live-in girlfriend haven't had sex for over three years.
- OP asks girlfriend if they'll ever have sex again and she bites his head off.
- Girlfriend is caught sexting with furry horseman about creampies. On Thanksgiving.
- OP continues living with girlfriend.
- Girlfriend travels to Furcon and sleeps with King Kong Dong, Mr. Friskie, One-Eyed Willie Whiskers, and Hairy Penis Monster.
- OP allows girlfriend to continue living at his place, despite not paying rent.

 

[The Atticus]

No!!!!!!!!! you'll never get it inside
Push it back down black out blood in your eye
noooooooooooooooo

 

[Meier]

Trainspotting is one of the GOAT. I love Born Slippy. It was in a shitload of soundtracks around that same time.. Mortal Kombat and Hackers too if I recall. Wipeout XL also?

 

[Salvadora]

(It starts with one)
One thing I don't know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
(All I know)
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
(It’s so unreal)
Didn’t look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on but didn’t even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go

I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to be will eventually be a memory of a time when...

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

 

[Hixx]

Trainspotting is one of the GOAT. I love Born Slippy. It was in a shitload of soundtracks around that same time.. Mortal Kombat and Hackers too if I recall. Wipeout XL also?

Underworld are in EVERY FILM EVER*





*that Danny Boyle has made

Fuck Underworld are amazing

The track in Hackers is Cowgirl.

 

[Broder Salsa]

haha damn look at that guy flying in from nowhere.

This thread is now dedicated to fighting, we're going to merge with MMA GAF.

This looks like Moyes united.

 

[Clegg]

Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And it's you that I want

Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I'm all yours
And I got what you need

Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready




Nelly Furtado touched greatness in the mid 00's

 

[pulga]

nuke this fucking page from orbit

ban them all wes

BAN THEM ALL

 

[The Atticus]

Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And it's you that I want

Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I'm all yours
And I got what you need



Nelly Furtado touched greatness in the mid 00's

Sssshh

Let's not speak of where she is now.

nuke this fucking page from orbit

ban them all wes

BAN THEM ALL

 

[Turok_TTZ]

This thread might be going somewhere...

best part was some gaffer quite possibly found the guy:

I write furry erotica and sext as a horse

 

[Sviatoslav]

best part was some gaffer quite possibly found the guy:

Turok you actually sound sane in that thread. How did that happen?

 

[FootballFan]

ich bin so schon verstrahlt
ich heb ab zum mars, 10000 grad
seh 1000 farben, bin so schin verstrahlt
ich denk nicht mehr nach, brauch keinen schlaf

 

[Turok_TTZ]

Turok you actually sound sane in that thread. How did that happen?

what the hell? me? sane? Sanity is for stupid people. by being an insane fuck, i gain much greater perspective on life and people. also by being insane, I can react far better to stressful events and situations in which stupid sane people would crumble and assume the fetal position.

plus I am happily married.

 

[Broder Salsa]

No matter how hard I try
You keep pushing me aside
And I can't break through
There's no talking to you
It's so sad that you're leaving
It takes time to believe it
But after all is said and done
You're gonna be the lonely one

Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough no
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough no

 

[FootballFan]

I'll just fake it in the end,
Just save it for a new song and leave dead in the end.
Time is wasted in the end,
Wood paneled wagon carpool dragons killing me again.

 

[Kikarian]

What have I got to do to make you love me
What have I got to do to make you care
What do I do when lightning strikes me
And I wake to find that you're not there

What do I do to make you want me
What have I gotta do to be heard
What do I say when it's all over
Sorry seems to be the hardest word

 

[Broder Salsa]

This was the shit
http://youtu.be/ymNFyxvIdaM

I'll just fake it in the end,
Just save it for a new song and leave dead in the end.
Time is wasted in the end,
Wood paneled wagon carpool dragons killing me again.

I've been converting a whole school. Dillinger for disco party, the way to go.

 

[Hixx]

why the fuck are you allowed around children

 

[FootballFan]

^^Haha that is great.

Oh oh oh peligroso pop, oh oh oh peligroso pop

 

[Turok_TTZ]

Van persie is a twat.
mata is a twat.
Terry is a twat.
Ozil is... disappointing.
so many twats in the epl. yet there are more twats in farca's first team than there are in the entire Barclays Premier League. why is that?

also, why with the recital of shit lyrics?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I've been converting a whole school. Dillinger for disco party, the way to go.

I honestly didn't believe you when you told us about that.