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[Barzul]

Giroud just apologized on twitter.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Frey8 you cunt holy shit

Kung fu tackle on Vidal

You godless fucks

Is he injured?

 

[Zabojnik]

PRINCIPINOOOOOOO

Too easy.

 

[bjaelke]

Poor goal keeping.

 

[Barzul]

Is he playing?

That's the word on twitter. Can't be worse than Bendtner can he?

 

[Blablurn]

Giroud just apologized on twitter.

 

[Linius]

I know

But it is really steep.

That's why I wonder how it will look in that graph

What a dumb fucking penalty call that was. Linius, I need your objective opinion on this.

I'm on a train, tonight I will analyse it <3

 

[Zabojnik]

Chievo must not be allowed to stay in Serie A. Worst side by far.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Does anyone actually give much of a shit about Dany's storylines in ASoI&F, aside from the times it intersects with the Westeros stories?

 

[Yurt]

MARCHISIO &#9825;&#9825;&#9825;&#9825;&#9825;

Is he injured?

No he's alright!

 

[Batigol]

Tbf, his wife isn't very attractive

 

[Arnie]

Away pub is buzzing

 

[Wilbur]

Away pub is buzzing

Enjoy it man, hope you win

 

[Ushojax]

Lol

now apologise for your goalscoring record

 

[Zabojnik]

Is he injured?

Nah, he's like Nedved. Seems to have died, gets up like nothing happened 15secs later.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

That's the word on twitter. Can't be worse than Bendtner can he?

I'd be shocking if he is.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

No he's alright!

Spectacular!




Need him in good shape for when Brendan's Battleship drops anchor in Turin for our summer shopping trip. Some people go to Calais for cheap Stella Artois, Rodgers will pick up a few bargains all over the continent


@Zabo, Suarez is the same. Still worries me every time though

 

[Marc]

Holy crap, that deserved a Totti jump.


Giroud should move to Manchester or Chelsea, so his wife gets some as well. Only fair.

 

[confuziz]

at this rate 3rd or 4th place is still sogno possible for PSV. feyenoord/vitesse pls

 

[Lambda Pie]

at least Giroud wasn't fuckin an underage prostitute like his french mates.

 

[Baki]

Lol Giroud. Too good looking to be tied down. Shouldn't have got married.

 

[Wilbur]

I don't understand why some footballers get married. Obviously if you're an ugly cunt like Spearing, take what you can get. But if you're beautiful like Giroud and women will be throwing themselves at you, I find it hard to believe he'll stay monogamous unless he's a saint.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Lol Giroud. Too good looking to be tied down. Shouldn't have got married.

Someday we'll get a Russell Brand style footballer

Rich as fuck, no family commitments, why not openly fuck everything that moves?

 

[KidA Seven]

Martinez gave Everton balls.

 

[phaze]

On the contrary. The team would without a doubt respond to this very well and get motivated in the league again.

Completely neutral observation.

Well you have more faith in Arsenal's moral fiber than I do.

 

[Wilbur]

Someday we'll get a Russell Brand style footballer

Rich as fuck, no family commitments, why not fuck everything that moves?

This should be the way of most of them. Considering monogamy is a societal construct, and being a football is so far outside of the social norm, why conform to atypical procedures such as marriage? Why not just sow your wild oats in every mouth available?

 

[confuziz]

lambda, this Matic guy playing for NAC (from Benfica II) is pretty good.

2x Matic for Chelsea incoming

edit: oh crap I'm so stupid. It's his younger brother..

 

[Zabojnik]

Vidal trying to imitate Balo with that shot.

Can we PLEASE get another?

 

[Yurt]

I don't understand why some footballers get married. Obviously if you're an ugly cunt like Spearing, take what you can get. But if you're beautiful like Giroud and women will be throwing themselves at you, I find it hard to believe he'll stay monogamous unless he's a saint.

The French mang

Marchisio and Llion are good boys <3

 

[L1NETT]

I don't understand why some footballers get married. Obviously if you're an ugly cunt like Spearing, take what you can get. But if you're beautiful like Giroud and women will be throwing themselves at you, I find it hard to believe he'll stay monogamous unless he's a saint.

Don't you believe in love Wilbz.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Feyenoord collapse imminent.

 

[Blablurn]

Everton... just execute already.

 

[Baki]

Giroud is the best looking athlete in Britain.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Barkley is a bit of a Januzaj, only its him that fucks it up in the end rather than his teammates. So many shots nearly go in, incisive passes nearly reach the target, dribbling attempts nearly get him past his marker

 

[KidA Seven]

Don't you believe in love Wilbz.

 

[Kikarian]

We should have got Barkley instead of Fellaini.

 

[bud]

what i don't understand is these footballers fucking around while they're in a relationship, thinking they're going to get away with it.

 

[Wilbur]

Don't you believe in love Wilbz.

Well I do, but considering there's seven million people on the planet, the amount you're truly going to fall in love with - and the chances of meeting them - is pretty low indeed.

If you have the opportunity to fuck as many things as possible, if every thing wants to fuck you, and you're not a strong enough person to resist that temptation and stick to monogamy, then why delude yourself by having a family for the sake of having one? Cheating on someone when you're committed to someone else is a deplorable act unless it's an open relationship or something. Giroud does the whole "I must apologise to my wife" spiel, but he's already proved he can't be trusted I guess.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

what i don't understand is these footballers fucking around while they're in a relationship, thinking they're going to get away with it.

They must know that there's always a chance that some skank will accept the d, and then sell the story to the papers.

 

[Yurt]

what i don't understand is these footballers fucking around while they're in a relationship, thinking they're going to get away with it.

you sound hurt :lol

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

seven million people Wilbs?

 

[KidA Seven]

What if you guys were rich footballers, were married, and Alexandra Daddario offered herself to you?

 

[Wes]

Oh Giroud you silly boy. How much will this disrupt Arsenal I wonder.

 

[Showaddy]

what i don't understand is these footballers fucking around while they're in a relationship, thinking they're going to get away with it.

Too much money fucks with your brain, makes you think you're untouchable.

 

[Wilbur]

what i don't understand is these footballers fucking around while they're in a relationship, thinking they're going to get away with it.

hubris

Spoiler

that was for you HITCHY baby

The fact they do it in the first place means they shouldn't be in a relationship.

 

[Baki]

Well I do, but considering there's seven million people on the planet, the amount you're truly going to fall in love with - and the chances of meeting them - is pretty low indeed.

If you have the opportunity to fuck as many things as possible, if every thing wants to fuck you, and you're not a strong enough person to resist that temptation and stick to monogamy, then why delude yourself by having a family for the sake of having one? Cheating on someone when you're committed to someone else is a deplorable act unless it's an open relationship or something. Giroud does the whole "I must apologise to my wife" spiel, but he's already proved he can't be trusted I guess.

Yeah, it's pretty shitty to cheat on someone. Giroud should've stayed single.

 

[Walshy]

Distin is 36? Surely going to retire soon?

 

[Broder Salsa]

what i don't understand is these footballers fucking around while they're in a relationship, thinking they're going to get away with it.

Most of them probably are getting away with it.

 

[Lambda Pie]

lambda, this Matic guy playing for NAC (from Benfica II) is pretty good.

2x Matic for Chelsea incoming

edit: oh crap I'm so stupid. It's his younger brother..

he's gonna play for us a couple of years and then we'll make money out of him.

 

[bud]

you sound hurt :lol

i don't believe in monogamy anymore, yurt. i always thought that if giroud, with his undeniable beauty, could stay monogamous, that there would be hope after all, but this news is soul-crushing.

giroud has changed me.

i'm never getting married.