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[Zabojnik]

Seriously, we better score another in the first 15mins of the second half and finish this. No stupid surprises, please.

 

[Wilbur]

seven million people Wilbs?

please understand

the keys are so close to each other

What if you guys were rich footballers, were married, and Alexandra Daddario offered herself to you?

If I was a rich footballer, I wouldn't be married. So I would slather upon her perfect breasts.

 

[Kikarian]

Seven million people in the world

 

[Broder Salsa]

seven million people Wilbs?

It's insane to think we are that many on the planet.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Distin is 36? Surely going to retire soon?

He's still fast as fuck though, and doesn't seem too tired at the end of matches. At least another season in him, maybe as third choice

 

[Marc]

This should be the way of most of them. Considering monogamy is a societal construct, and being a football is so far outside of the social norm, why conform to atypical procedures such as marriage? Why not just sow your wild oats in every mouth available?

Probably because every woman goes to the press about it now, case in point.

Rooney can't even get away with fucking a granny.


Unless you are a porn star in terms of performance you might get a bit paranoid about what kind of shit will be said. I seem to remember back with the Anderson, Nani and Ronaldo high five club that some bird said they had small cocks or something. That might have been a dream though.

 

[Yen]

United have 659 billion supporters in the world.

 

[Wilbur]

Look you fucking pricks I typed nillion and the autocorrect changed it to m instead of b

Fuck you

 

[bud]

What if you guys were rich footballers, were married, and Alexandra Daddario offered herself to you?

before the giroud story broke, i would've said i'd turn her down.

but now i'd cum on her asshole and make her fart so i could see bubbles in my own cum.

i love bubbles.

 

[Baki]

What if you guys were rich footballers, were married, and Alexandra Daddario offered herself to you?

I'd be married to someone much more attractive than her.

Man, Giroud is beautiful. I want to be him. Even if he's bang average.

 

[wedward]

Disappointed in Giroud.

If he scores some damn goals I'll forgive him and act like the whole thing never happened.

Until then he will be referred to as the 'adultering donkey'

It's the burden he must carry.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

before the giroud story broke, i would've said i'd turn her down.

but now i'd cum on her asshole and make her fart so i could see bubbles in my own cum.

i love bubbles.

Ever the aesthete, bud.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Leon Osmandias in, Ross Nearley out

 

[KidA Seven]

I'd be married to someone much more attractive than her.

Man, Giroud is beautiful. I want to be him. Even if he's bang average.

But would she have those perfect tits? Probably not.


Probably not.

 

[Lambda Pie]

getting married is for mooks. being a single dad is like having a cute puppy, they go "ohhhhhhh, she's so sweet and polite" and you can hear the squishiness building in their particulars.

 

[Yen]

There are 9 trillion bicycles in Beijing

 

[bud]

someone like pirlo would never do this.

he's beautiful.
he's classy.

his name is andrea.

semper fidelis.

 

[Wilbur]

before the giroud story broke, i would've said i'd turn her down.

but now i'd cum on her asshole and make her fart so i could see bubbles in my own cum.

i love bubbles.

*insert 440 line breaks*

 

[KidA Seven]

Leon Osmandias in, Ross Nearley out

Did we screw Bla over?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Did we screw Bla over?

I have £8 on Everton and a few others

 

[wedward]

Sanogo starts.

 

[phaze]

before the giroud story broke, i would've said i'd turn her down.

but now i'd cum on her asshole and make her fart so i could see bubbles in my own cum.

i love bubbles.

You have a way with words.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Sanogo starts.

Interesting.

 

[Lambda Pie]

almost there for Everton. such exciting football, unlike their boring folk next door.

edit: AND IT'S IN!!!

 

[Ushojax]

Distin is 36? Surely going to retire soon?

I don't see why. He's older than Gallas yet he's as good as ever. Maybe he'll be Everton's Zanetti.

lol Swansea

 

[The_Hitcher89]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Gimme dat money

 

[Batigol]

Decent goal that

 

[L1NETT]

Neil Taylor watcha doing you plank

 

[Fergie]

Bla believe.

NAISMIIIITH.

 

[Yen]

Tut

 

[KidA Seven]

Did we screw Bla over?

Worked to perfection

 

[Kikarian]

looool someone gif that guy with his thumbs up

 

[Blablurn]

evertoooooooooon

 

[Lambda Pie]

bud, imagine the hottest woman alive wants to shag you but only if you get married to her.

what do you do?

 

[Walshy]

I don't see why. He's older than Gallas yet he's as good as ever.

Agreed.

but he does look suspect against forwards with pace, though that's self-explanatory given his age.

 

[Feorax]

Merseyside derby in the Semi final again?

Here's hoping.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

bud, imagine the hottest woman alive wants to shag you but only if you get married to her.

what do you do?

You should add that you can't get divorced afterwards

 

[Freewheelin']

Martinez makes good subs doesn't he.

 

[Westlo]

Distin is 36? Surely going to retire soon?

recently got his contract extended for one more season.

 

[Wilbur]

On my way to work now, I give little to no fucks who wins this match

Forest to beat Blades

Liverpool pls beat Arsenal so wedward begs for a replay

 

[wedward]

On my way to work now, I give little to no fucks who wins this match

Forest to beat Blades

Liverpool pls beat Arsenal so wedward begs for a replay

Rather lose than replay.

 

[Ushojax]

Soldado in disguise

 

[KidA Seven]

Mirallas hates Blablurn.

 

[everthustodeadbeats]

Unspeakably bad.

 

[L1NETT]

Leroy Lita?

Is this 2007?

When is Halo 3 coming out

Looool even Clark Carlisle having a go

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Merseyside derby in the Semi final again?

Here's hoping.

Kind of a shame that we have Arsenal

Arsenal-City
Liverpool-Everton

They would be great semis

 

[Wilbur]

Rather lose than replay.

Arsenal mentality.

 

[KidA Seven]

bud, imagine the hottest woman alive wants to shag you but only if you get married to her.

what do you do?

Get married and then have sex with Daddario.

 

[bud]

bud, imagine the hottest woman alive wants to shag you but only if you get married to her.

what do you do?

what if she's super boring, though? wouldn't want to marry a boring person.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Arsenal mentality.

I guess that's what happens when you support a nothing team

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