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[Yurt]

When I'm at work I literally take the piss out of everyone in a body warmer.

you sound like someone Osvaldo would punch

Spoiler

everyone

 

[Hixx]

When I'm at work I literally take the piss out of everyone in a body warmer.

Sounds painful yet relieving at the same time.

 

[Zabojnik]

Arnie is classic British, Wilbz is modern British.

Yeah, I don't know what it means either.

 

[subtles]

You got my back Yurt. <3

I honestly hope we find an Alaba equivalent at LB. Bayern have done brilliant business getting him in. Some of the more available options don't seem to fit the bill of what we need atm.

 

[3Sixty]

you sound like someone Osvaldo would punch

Spoiler

everyone

Good job he's not known to frequent the worst bars on the south coast.

Sounds painful yet relieving at the same time.

Fuck. I didn't even mean to Jamie Redknapp.

 

[Wilbur]

Arnie is classic British, Wilbz is modern British.

Yeah, I don't know what it means either.

 

[Yen]

My brain is fried at this Logic homework. Curse you, Wittgenstein!

 

[Hixx]

Wilbur he's saying you need a haircut

Maybe you could glue some of the hair to your chest and face

 

[Coldnoodle]

Yeah Wilbur.

Hippie.

 

[Salazar]

My brain is fried at this Logic homework. Curse you, Wittgenstein!

Poor old Ludwig had a total fucking shocker of a life. Curses seem a bit redundant.

 

[Zabojnik]

<3

 

[Sato Koiji]

Müller is the true GOAT

His wife probablys the GOAT of all football wifes...whadda ya think?

I bet he has a jolly good time with her. DAMN!

 

[Salvadora]

Absolute orcs, the lot of them.

The Championship can't come soon enough for Stoke.

 

[Yurt]

I bet he has a jolly good time with her. DAMN!

can't unsee the same nose

 

[Yen]

Well, the Herzog, Morris, Oppenheimer AMA makes interesting reading.

Chickens are living manifestations of death, bred only to be domesticated and killed. When we look into their eyes, we see the part of ourselves of which we are most afraid - our ultimate destination. Death.

 

[Wilbur]

Wilbur he's saying you need a haircut

Maybe you could glue some of the hair to your chest and face

Who needs a haircut when you have such luxurious curly hair like moi

 

[Broder Salsa]

Where's the Andres signal? I need him to come and defend my homeland in the Denmark sex with animals thread.

 

[GorillaJu]

Gilets are huge in Japan. Early March until April, like every man alive has one.

I like this one.

 

[Hixx]

His wife probablys the GOAT of all football wifes...whadda ya think?

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I bet he has a jolly good time with her. DAMN!

u wot m8

Kieran Richardson's wifey is an absolute WAD

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I'm going to reheat some Lasagna and I want to watch something whilst scranning it.

Banshee or The Americans

5 mins

WINNER TAKES ALL

 

[Yurt]

Well, the Herzog, Morris, Oppenheimer AMA makes interesting reading.

might as well be talking about Juve's youth players. Bred only to be loaned all over Italy, with no end in sight.

 

[Yen]

might as well be talking about Juve's youth players. Loaned all over Italy with no end in sight.

Juve reserve players are living manifestations of death, signed only to be co-owned and forgotten. When we look into their eyes, we see the part of ourselves of which we are most afraid - our ultimate destination. Torino.

 

[Plasma]

Absolute orcs, the lot of them.

The Championship can't come soon enough for Stoke.

A muted celebration? He had a his leg broken and their fans boo him every game he plays against them.

 

[Elchele]

Juve reserve players are living manifestations of death, signed only to be co-owned and forgotten. When we look into their eyes, we see the part of ourselves of which we are most afraid - our ultimate destination. Torino.

don't know how co-ownership is even allowed by FIFA

 

[Wilbur]

nahf uckt hsso
jupp pls resize urs

goddamnit i thought i checked for pixels

help me

 

[cremino]

Yurt, you should see Corriere dello sport first page......

 

[Elchele]

nahf uckt hsso
jupp pls resize urs

goddamnit i thought i checked for pixels

help me

:lol

the one I made from pulga's photo is alright? I resized it. or is it still to big?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Any icon that is more than 100px in width or height is shit.

 

[Wilbur]

:lol

the one I made from pulga's photo is alright? I resized it. or is it still to big?

make it this size

not this size

 

[Fergie]

Yes. All Diego's fault. The guy turns gold to shit.

Moyes should sign him, cancel out our shit.

 

[Yurt]

Yurt, you should see Corriere dello sport first page......

I did LOOOOOL

not biased AT ALL

God, they're so fucking pathetic.

It's clearly personal too between them and Conte.

Juve reserve players are living manifestations of death, signed only to be co-owned and forgotten. When we look into their eyes, we see the part of ourselves of which we are most afraid - our ultimate destination. Torino.

BRILLIANT!

 

[Elchele]

Spoiler

vayanse a la verga.

 

[Salvadora]

A muted celebration? He had a his leg broken and their fans boo him every game he plays against them.

It's incredible.

He's done fucking nothing and they've taken the cause up like a Mafia beef.

I mean, they're even self-aware enough to know that it's a "stupid situation."

Utter shitehawks.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Absolute orcs, the lot of them.

The Championship can't come soon enough for Stoke.

LOOOOOL that is fucking pathetic.

 

[bud]

man, ramsey was doing so incredible well until 2-3 games before his injury.

it's like he went back to normal. ;_;

when is he expected to return?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Ramsey is exactly the kind of player that would break his own leg on purpose, just to get a good honest man trying to make a living sent off.

 

[Hixx]

This Amish girl in Banshee

Ramsey is exactly the kind of player that would break his own leg on purpose, just to get a good honest man trying to make a living sent off.

Arsenal innit. Drug fiends, thugs and self-harmers litter their midfield. Disgusting.

 

[Salvadora]

man, ramsey was doing so incredible well until 2-3 games before his injury.

it's like he went back to normal. ;_;

when is he expected to return?

Chelsea v Arsenal, I think.

But who knows really when it comes to Arsenal injuries. That could be Chelsea v Arsenal in 2015.

 

[Yurt]

Ramsey is exactly the kind of player that would break his own leg on purpose, just to get a good honest man trying to make a living sent off.

Post of the year

 

[subtles]

How many times have we played the opponent offside this season? The gap between the defense and midfield is worrying at times.

 

[Yurt]

il Diavolo that was you just now on twitter right?

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the penalty by the way

 

[pulga]

Spoiler

vayanse a la verga.

 

[Carbonox]

Finally getting round to starting True Detective. Just finished the first episode. Dat McConaughey.

The acting in the show is too good for a TV show, if that makes sense. The show is just incredibly eerie and bleak and it rocks.

 

[Wilbur]

Jamie Redknapp

We saw a passing master class from Toni Kroos in midweek for Bayern Munich, but Michael Carrick had one of his own on Saturday.

He completed 135 passes against Palace, the most by any player this season.

And, as his touch map shows, he dictated play from all over the pitch.

fuck this, i hate stats whores

 

[Broder Salsa]

https://twitter.com/chloegmoretz/status/437454256929796096

John Lionheart gonna get himself some

Spoiler

Fady linked me to this 4 hours ago and i only just saw now

 

[arkon]

Stats are useless. They tell you literally anything you want them to.

 

[wedward]

Jamie Redknapp



fuck this, i hate stats whores

Yup, the higher the number the better the game he had.

Why even watch when you can just look at a number?

Stats are useless. They tell you literally anything you want them to.

In conjunction with actually watching a game they can be helpful, but to try and draw any conclusions purely from stats is a waste.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Stats are useless. They tell you literally anything you want them to.

Torres is the playmaker of Chelsea, have you seen his assists? and by assists I mean times he has fallen on his ass just in front of goal and had someone like Hazard or Lampard kick it in for him. On a related note it's funny seeing people going on about Mata's assists at United and counting that one where he just passes to Young, who then masterfully takes on the whole defense and scores like the player he is.

 

[Wilbur]

Watching Carrick you could tell he had a poor game. Just because he passed so many times doesn't mean he was any fucking good. Fucking Spain, they've ruined everything.

 

[il Diavolo]

il Diavolo that was you just now on twitter right? [/QUOTE]

Indeed it was. Will you have me, Yogurt?

 

[Frank the Great]

il Diavolo that was you just now on twitter right?

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the penalty by the way

It was a clear penalty, Pirlo quite clearly tripped his trailing leg, you can tell from the other angle.

The Torino player made an absolute meal of it though, can't really blame Rizzoli for thinking the guy dove.