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[Arnie]

Glendenning annoys me on FW. Jimbo's the only one that really makes it worthwhile.

Every time I listen to FW I find myself wondering why I am, and then I realise I'm only doing it because it's something I can easily download and listen to whilst I'm on the tube.

BG is a mopey cunt and the rest are boring, lifeless, beige, number bods who salivate over stats. I can't name a single personality outside of JR that I'd care to listen for, and there's one southern cunt in particular who's voice makes me want to jump in front of the Circle line on a weekly basis.

 

[Sviatoslav]

oh u mad

Barry Glendenning talking about whatever team he is talking about is the most exposure you will get in ur history sviat my friend

A bit. Only I get to talk shit about my team, dammit!

I hope you guys win your cup final so we can get shamed out of the CL next season and then destroy in the EL. At least that way Glendenning might actually get to watch a Zenit game before making sweeping comments about the whole team.

 

[Wilbur]

it's me

 

[GorillaJu]

I love FW. Fuck you haters.

 

[GorillaJu]

loooooool

Nah serious, listen, have you heard me sing bohemian rhapsody, I have an impressive range. I did a nice cover of Pale Blue Eyes for Bud last week <3 but then he did a gorgeous rendition of Sugartown.



Yeah, me too, they're incredible. Bed Of Nails is one of my very favourite songs, it's so hypnotic.



We're only eleven from Liverpool hnnnnngggghhhhh

This is a booty call
My boot my boot my boot my boot up yr asshole

I just double posted to say absolutely nothjng

 

[Arnie]

it's me

No, I've heard your voice. Yours is standard southern.

This guy's is nasal, "i love the residual heat from my granny's aga" southern.

It's "fuck my life" when I actually drive an Audi at 20 southern.

It's regular skiing holidays with my group of similarly fortunate 'compadres' southern.

u get me bruv

 

[Wilbur]

Big Sam's just knocked it out of the park. U knw I laugh all the time on public transport?? This is the loudest I've ever laughed on public transport!!

@TheBig_Sam: Big Carlton Cole spotted me crying in my office earlier. "What's wrong, Poppa?" he asked, his voice undulating with fear.

@TheBig_Sam: "Harold Ramis has died," I replied, my eyes as red and puffy as Mick Hucknall's ballbag.

@TheBig_Sam: "Is that Sergio's Dad?" Carlton asked.

"Yes," I said, stroking the strong, yet fragile granite of his cheek. "Yes, it is."

@TheBig_Sam: He then put his finger into his belly button, put it to his nose and said: "Smells like a bum." He's an enchanting big cunt.

also why is Topo banned

 

[Freewheelin']

I love FW. Fuck you haters.

Why, thank you. I love you too OM.

 

[danwarb]

I despise BG.

Utter prick.

Yep.

 

[Elchele]

it's me

 

[Salvadora]

I love FW. Fuck you haters.

Do you not find the Football talk for each game being condensed into a headline format a bit shite?

They would be better served focusing on a couple of noteworthy games.

 

[Wilbur]

No, I've heard your voice. Yours is standard southern.

This guy's is nasal, "i love the residual heat from my granny's aga" southern.

It's "fuck my life" when I actually drive an Audi at 20 southern.

It's regular skiing holidays with my group of similarly fortunate 'compadres' southern.

u get me bruv

loooool I do hate those southerners. I know one that goes to Naples on holiday and only buys shoes there. Top cunt, long head, he's now an escort and mates with some blonde cunt off TOWIE.

Remember when you got lost in London and rang me at four in the morning

aspas

 

[Arnie]

Big Sam's just knocked it out of the park. U knw I laugh all the time on public transport?? This is the loudest I've ever laughed on public transport!!

jesus christ

 

[Sviatoslav]

also why is Topo banned

He had too high an opinion of United. Irredeemable.

 

[Elchele]

This is amazing: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=774563

 

[Broder Salsa]

This is amazing:

"Daugther real" was the first thing that popped up here.

Cyanide strike pls.

 

[GorillaJu]

Do you not find the Football talk for each game being condensed into a headline format a bit shite?

They would be better served focusing on a couple of noteworthy games.

It's a fair point, but I enjoy the format and the people (most of them).

 

[survivor]

This is amazing: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=774563

vacuum? I'm not sure I wanna know what this means

 

[Hixx]

"Daugther real" was the first thing that popped up here.

Cyanide strike pls.

Dora the explorer popped up on mine

what

 

[Elchele]

"Daugther real" was the first thing that popped up here.

Cyanide strike pls.

"retarded bitch"

incredible. I honestly have zero idea of what many of those search mean

 

[Fry]

That is true but he changes opinions/"facts" more often than Fry changes teams.

pls understand I am annoyed cleff.

ha.

cunt.

 

[Elchele]

Thanks wooden, there's a topic about it anyway, but I edited and put the link to the thread instead

 

[Broder Salsa]

"tomb rider"

Thanks wooden, there's a topic about it anyway, but I edited and put the link to the thread instead

Oh didn't think that would fly on here.

 

[bud]

train of guys
woodenhorse hentai
dirty old man

 

[Freewheelin']

Flip flop footjob was the first one on the list :lol

 

[Elchele]

"indian village aunties"

LOOOOOOL

 

[bud]

 

[Wilbur]

Guardian have an article talking about United believing they can win the league, yadda yadda, and it says Fellaini was impressive on Saturday. In their match report they said he was underwhelming. Consistency pls grauniad

Also something about Sturridge being the second most clinical striker in Europe behind Aguero, and saying "The manager has shown faith in me to give me an opportunity in the position that I've always played in … I've got faith in God. I pray a lot and I'm just focused totally on my job."

Does it piss anyone else off that good coaching and natural talent is being put down to him praying a lot


Anyone








Phantast2K?





Help

 

[Elchele]

don't be racist wilbury

please understand and love

 

[Yurt]

CL tomorrow? :/ Wow that was fast.

loooooool

Nah serious, listen, have you heard me sing bohemian rhapsody, I have an impressive range. I did a nice cover of Pale Blue Eyes for Bud last week <3 but then he did a gorgeous rendition of Sugartown.

oh Wilbs

OH Wilbs...

I'm the lead singer, baby.

you can sing a couple of B side songs though.

 

[Wilbur]

don't be racist wilbury

please understand and love

shut up you deluded cuban

CL tomorrow? :/ Wow that was fast.



oh Wilbs

OH Wilbs...

I'm the lead singer, baby.

you can sing a couple of B side songs though.

then i shall play yazz flute

 

[BraXzy]

I just saw this and figured this would be the most appropriate place to post this since there isn't a dedicated thread to Rooney's wage increase.

http://ampp3d.mirror.co.uk/2014/02/21/wayne-rooney-earnings/

It ticks away and shows you how much he is roughly earning in real time. You can add your wage at the bottom to compare.

 

[Sviatoslav]

CL tomorrow? :/ Wow that was fast.

Awful Team 4 Dortmund 0
Olympiakos 1 Moyes Boys 1

 

[Wilbur]

I just saw this and figured this would be the most appropriate place to post this since there isn't a dedicated thread to Rooney's wage increase.

http://ampp3d.mirror.co.uk/2014/02/21/wayne-rooney-earnings/

It ticks away and shows you how much he is roughly earning in real time. You can add your wage at the bottom to compare.

If makes me sick to watch.

 

[BraXzy]

If makes me sick to watch.

Kinda sucks doesn't it.

 

[Turok_TTZ]

Also something about Sturridge being the second most clinical striker in Europe behind Aguero, and saying "The manager has shown faith in me to give me an opportunity in the position that I've always played in … I've got faith in God. I pray a lot and I'm just focused totally on my job."

Does it piss anyone else off that good coaching and natural talent is being put down to him praying a lot


Anyone

Help

God seems to be smiling on Sturridge whilst frowning upon moyes united.

/endtroll

 

[Wilbur]

Kinda sucks doesn't it.

He must be the richest fat cunt in the WORLD

God seems to be smiling on Sturridge whilst frowning upon moyes united.

/endtroll

was this you

 

[GorillaJu]

Sturridge and Sterling are both highly religious. Not a fan tbh

 

[K1LLER7]

I just saw this and figured this would be the most appropriate place to post this since there isn't a dedicated thread to Rooney's wage increase.

http://ampp3d.mirror.co.uk/2014/02/21/wayne-rooney-earnings/

It ticks away and shows you how much he is roughly earning in real time. You can add your wage at the bottom to compare.

 

[Elchele]

do I want to know what "saudi ptenjoy" is about?

 

[Slizz]

Got 4 tickets to the premiere of Noah in Miami..... It's gonna be average isn't it? It's sad cause I love the director and Crowe looks awesome.

No matter really, free wine and 'light appetizers' at the reception before the movie, should make it better.

Apparently we are going to be golfing in the WC while everyone is playing football

 

[Turok_TTZ]

was this you

nope. missing 2d hentai, trans, lesbian, milf, gay, 3d porn oh and phat asses.
also, girls wearing glasses. don't ask why, i get quickly aroused by a woman simply wearing glasses, makes them cuter or hotter.

 

[Scum]

This is amazing: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=774563

I leave you boys alone for half an hour and you've found yourselves a new home.

 

[BraXzy]

I have finally reached £1 in what I hope to be my annual salary (Student)

Rooney is now sitting on a small pile of £630 or so

 

[Wilbur]

Got 4 tickets to the premiere of Noah in Miami..... It's gonna be average isn't it? It's sad cause I love the director and Crowe looks awesome.

No matter really, free wine and 'light appetizers' at the reception before the movie, should make it better.

Apparently we are going to be golfing in the WC while everyone is playing football

It looks shite. Thankfully we will always have black swan

 

[FootballFan]

USA USA USA USA USA.....

 

[Slizz]

It looks shite. Thankfully we will always have black swan

Its hard to pick a favorite from his list. But for some reason I really, really liked Pi.

Black Swan though, awesome, same with Wrestler, Requiem etc.

 

[Broder Salsa]

G'

 

[Yurt]

God bless the United States of America

the best country in the world after Mother Russia

 

[bud]

the wrestler is easily aranofsky's best work.

fucking sean penn.