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[dc89]

Guys pls. Let us not turn into one of those community threads where a group shits on one person because of a random idea.

This is not an idea, this is just crazy talk. Betting money based on video game AI. Which does not have ANY factor of real life football conditions.

inb4 EA form bullshit.

 

[Wilbur]

The Parlay Prince, pls Wesley get him a goddamn tag

He's the new Louis Vuitton Don

 

[jtb]

Anyone have any experience with sports betting? keep having dreams that predict results(I have to decipher the dream properly since they are not clear cut).

I had a dream of Ramsey and 5 before the Fernabache match. Ramsey scored twice and Arsenal won 5-0 on AGG.

I could have placed a few bets that would net me money.

1. Arsenal win
2. Ramsey will score
2A. could have bet that Ramsey will score 1-5 goals.

I will start betting on Bovada. Before will start watching matches of the two teams involved and take 50mg of Zinc to induce vivid dreams.

SO EXCITED.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79454477&postcount=7079

 

[Blablurn]

Random idea? He's phoning in to get his betting limits up so he can bet accordingly to fifa simulations of all things.

It's hilarious.

If its his thing its his thing. He also does research he said.

 

[Yen]

Guys pls. Let us not turn into one of those community threads where a group shits on one person because of a random idea.

It's very dangerous on his part.

 

[Wessiej]

Goodbye Christian Eriksen ;-(

 

[Broder Salsa]

If he knew the kind of people who make the ratings for the players in the game :lol

The absolute most incompetent and annoying twats. Having to deal with them was a nightmare.

 

[pulga]

Guys pls. Let us not turn into one of those community threads where a group shits on one person because of a random idea.

I agree. I'm still this close to PMing duckroll given the scandalous Intermerda photo linked to my name in the OP.

 

[Blablurn]

It's very dangerous on his part.

Not our problem in the end.

 

[bud]

please reconsider what you're doing...

i have no idea why, but "please" combined with ellipses makes me lose my shit.

 

[Baki]

so glad the champions league is back

Couldnt call it between City and Barca, depends which City show up honestly, they need to buck their ideas up.

Arsenal Bayern, I dont follow German football but Bayern are far ahead, I dont know what form they are in but I wouldnt expect Arsenal to score alot against them, id be more comfortable going with a Bayern win over anything else.

I can see us getting through Olympiakos very fucking painfully by one goal, oh the joys of watching that game :|

If the Arsenal that played Dortmund turns up, we could do well. If the Arsenal that played Liverpool turns, we are fucked.

 

[Wilbur]

(I have to decipher the dream properly since they are not clear cut).

 

[Gareth Bale]

$5. Most of my bets have been $5 6-12 team parlays. $200 a week. Gonna cut back a bit. Since i've been losing a lot.

I want to be the Parlay prince. With the combination of Fifa simulations and research I am confident I will hit for $200k this year.

You're fucking crazy

 

[hiroshawn]

i can't believe i'm reading this.

and $200 a week is a lot of money, man. unless you're rich of course.

Yeah I know. I'm gonna way back to 100 a month and just increase my simulations and research.

I usually run the sim over two legs gonna run it for 5 matches now and use the accumulative score to make my decision. I always adjust based on the last three real lfe matches and the fixture history. Like I said I will hit $200k this then im out for a while.

 

[Milchmonster]

Its gonna be a big thing if either hamburg, bremen or stuttgart get relegated.

Not Stuttgart pls

Leitner needs his Bundesliga experience, not second division.

Or if there's a clause that Leitner comes back if Stuttgart is in league two, yes pls. Give me Timo Werner now.

 

[dc89]

Yeah I know. I'm gonna way back to 100 a month and just increase my simulations and research.

I usually run the sim over two legs gonna run it for 5 matches now and use the accumulative score to make my decision. I always adjust based on the last three real lfe matches and the fixture history. Like I said I will hit $200k this then im out for a while.

Hit $200K? How much have you made to date?

 

[Wilbur]

Yeah I know. I'm gonna way back to 100 a month and just increase my simulations and research.

I usually run the sim over two legs gonna run it for 5 matches now and use the accumulative score to make my decision. I always adjust based on the last three real lfe matches and the fixture history. Like I said I will hit $200k this then im out for a while.

Oh my god

You're genuinely incredible looooooool

It's a novel idea at least

 

[jtb]

it's easy to say you'll stop when you hit 200k when that is a ridiculously unrealistic goal to set for yourself. I don't want to be the morality police or anything but staking $9600 with the expectation of making 200k is not realistic or healthy. that is all.

 

[FootballFan]

I think betting talk should be banned.

 

[Kikarian]

Yeah I know. I'm gonna way back to 100 a month and just increase my simulations and research.

I usually run the sim over two legs gonna run it for 5 matches now and use the accumulative score to make my decision. I always adjust based on the last three real lfe matches and the fixture history. Like I said I will hit $200k this then im out for a while.

This is a DailyMail story.

 

[hiroshawn]

Whoa $200 a week is a serious wedge unless you're pretty well off.

But FIFA man, come on. There's loads of resources on the internet for football tips.

I actually have just enough money to buy food and pay rent, i've been using up my savings to make bets. But i'm not worried i'll gonna go into a new career field and won't have time to do research or simulations for bets anyway.

 

[L1NETT]

Do you make more on legendary?

Might be more accurate

Also Costa Rica aren't on FIFA, world cup's gonna be a nightmare.

I think betting talk should be banned.

Um why? We aren't encouraging people

If anything this might stop people doing it

 

[pulga]

Yeah I know. I'm gonna way back to 100 a month and just increase my simulations and research.

I usually run the sim over two legs gonna run it for 5 matches now and use the accumulative score to make my decision. I always adjust based on the last three real lfe matches and the fixture history. Like I said I will hit $200k this then im out for a while.

I believe in you.



cut me in when you make dem monies

 

[hiroshawn]

Hit $200K? How much have you made to date?

I made $18 when Fullham drew United 2-2.

 

[pulga]

I made $18 when Fullham drew United 2-2.

i cant breathe

 

[Sviatoslav]

As if using FIFA simulations is any worse than the rest of you fucks who just randomly guess.

 

[jtb]

I made $18 when Fullham drew United 2-2.

how much net?

 

[Blablurn]

As if using FIFA simulations is any worse than the rest of you fucks who just randomly guess.

Yep, i include myself in this too lol

 

[dc89]

I actually have just enough money to buy food and pay rent, i've been using up my savings to make bets. But i'm not worried i'll gonna go into a new career field and won't have time to do research or simulations for bets anyway.

Seriously though, I'm not here to tell anyone what to do but just be sensible.

There is no sure fire way to actually be very good with betting. Sure you need knowledge of lots of leagues and games etc and then you need luck on your side and even then you have to admit that you will lose sometimes.

 

[Yen]

Someone get on the phone to @NeoGAFShitPosts

 

[Ushojax]

I cannot wait for the European cups to resume this week, I'm even looking forward to the Europa League. Swansea v Napoli is going to be interesting and I'm going to enjoy watching us smite Juande Ramos.

 

[pulga]

someone tell ozil he's allowed to shoot.

Holy hell whatta flashback

how many times did i utter that sentence over the seasons

 

[Blablurn]

Bayern will be back in london i think its always a nice place for us.

 

[bud]

I made $18 when Fullham drew United 2-2.

how much have you lost if you don't mind me asking?

 

[Wilbur]

Bayern will be back in london i think its always a nice place for us.

Are you gonna come over baby? We can meet up and share a Nandos and then hug #miasanmia

 

[bud]

Holy hell whatta flashback

http://i.minus.com/iKkAltPpcFhj9.gif[img]

how many times did i utter that sentence over the seasons[/QUOTE]

he doesn't need to shoot when he has ronaldo.

let's just swap theo for cristina, pulga. please.

theo's faster. he's a published author as well.

 

[Sviatoslav]

I cannot wait for the European cups to resume this week, I'm even looking forward to the Europa League. Swansea v Napoli is going to be interesting and I'm going to enjoy watching us smite Juande Ramos.

Konoplyanka vs Kyle Walker = lol

 

[Elchele]

As if using FIFA simulations is any worse than the rest of you fucks who just randomly guess.

Czech Republic won the WC2006 according to EA FIFA.

 

[Kikarian]

Someone get on the phone to @NeoGAFShitPosts

 

[Elchele]

Are you gonna come over baby? We can meet up and share a Nandos and then hug #miasanmia

I want to be part of it too

 

[Wilbur]

I want to be part of it too

#packmas

 

[Yen]

And not just for Yurt's post history, am I right?!

 

[Ushojax]

Konoplyanka vs Kyle Walker = lol

He was shocking against him for England but Walker is having a very good season. I wouldn't think he'll repeat that performance. Konoplyanka will be rusty after the winter break as well.

 

[K1LLER7]

Betting dude, use my CL predictions.

Will make you big monies.

 

[Kikarian]

And not just for Yurt's post history, am I right?!

Yes, yes you are.

 

[Blablurn]

#packmas

Lol. I was in London two times in my life. Too bad i didnt know u guys back then. One time at Stanford bridge to watch Chelsea vs wigan and one time just for sightseeing.

I even wore a chelsea shirt on that day...

 

[hiroshawn]

how much have you lost if you don't mind me asking?

I am -$50 right now. The fifa sims allowed me to get out of the 2k hole I was in. It all started when I had a dream about Ramsey and the number five. The next day Ramsey scores and Arsenal beat Fernebache 5-2 on agg.

 

[Sviatoslav]

He was shocking against him for England but Walker is having a very good season. I wouldn't think he'll repeat that performance. Konoplyanka will be rusty after the winter break as well.

No he won't. I saw him play two friendlies in the last week. He was fantastic.

 

[Blablurn]

I can totally see bud going for that fifa method now

 

[Sviatoslav]

Betting dude, use my CL predictions.

Will make you big monies.

What was your Zenit v Dortmund prediction? You better not have been the cunt who had us conceding 4 goals at home.