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[Meier]

Your (British people) usage of flask is strange to say the least.

 

[operon]

That's a magic bullet.

I could find you a picture of a magic bullet but that would be nsfw, the picture would vibrate of the screen

 

[shortyme]

Your (British people) usage of flask is strange to say the least.

Right? They're all weird.

 

[Ushojax]

Vlad Chiriches back in training, definitely been one of our better signings. When you consider that he came from the Romanian league he adapted to the PL extremely quickly, much faster than any of the other new signings. Now Vertonghen has to watch himself because any silly shit and he'll be out of the team.

 

[operon]

Your (British people) usage of flask is strange to say the least.

since the correct name is a vacuum flask we just shortened the name, being invented by a scot I think we got dibs.

and ps we Irish say the same things as well

 

[Feorax]

Vlad Chiriches back in training, definitely been one of our better signings. When you consider that he came from the Romanian league he adapted to the PL extremely quickly, much faster than any of the other new signings. Now Vertonghen has to watch himself because any silly shit and he'll be out of the team.

You think he'll make it for the weekend?

 

[shortyme]

since the correct name is a vacuum flask we just shortened the name, being invented by a scot I think we got dibs.

and ps we Irish say the same things as well

Dewar invented a type of flask. No dibs for you.

 

[Yurt]

Your (British people) usage of flask is strange to say the least.

wait till you hear about cookies

 

[shortyme]

wait till you hear about cookies

lololol

This will forever be an argument between horse and I.

 

[Broder Salsa]

In Danish sky means clouds. Someone at some point in history fucked up real badly when trying to translate something.

 

[K1LLER7]

Has Sanogo shown anything interesting ?

Yeah, he runs like a crab.

 

[Ushojax]

You think he'll make it for the weekend?

Both him and Dawson will be available but I don't think they will be in the XI. The defender we most need back is Walker, but it seems his injury is worse than the club are admitting. He played the game against Chelsea but other than that he's hardly played during the last month.

Naughton already got destroyed by Sterling in the home game, that's my biggest concern for the weekend.

 

[LFMartins86]

There's talk of Bebe playing so well he'll actually make the Portugal WC squad :lol

Don't know where you've read that but it has to be a lie. At least Quaresma and Carlos Mané are well ahead of him in the call list.

 

[Meier]

wait till you hear about cookies

Haha, flask is just the latest one added to the list of oddities. Biscuits. Pshaw.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Haha, flask is just the latest one added to the list of oddities. Biscuits. Pshaw.

No you're fucking wrong on biscuits, what the fuck America.

 

[operon]

Haha, flask is just the latest one added to the list of oddities. Biscuits. Pshaw.

Ye're embarrassing yourselves now ,next ye will be typing silly words like faucet, fender soccer etc etc just stop Wes plz

 

[shortyme]

No you're fucking wrong on biscuits, what the fuck America.

Cookies, Wooden. They're cookies!!!

 

[Salazar]

No you're fucking wrong on biscuits, what the fuck America.

Yep. They can dress it up as variation, but that is just an error.

 

[Abraxas]

No you're fucking wrong on biscuits, what the fuck America.

Yeah, the US is fucked.
biscuits=cookies
Scones=biscuits
Jam occasionally=jelly

And those are the ones i've worked out so far.
The lovely lady at the popeyes in Georgia had no idea why i kept asking for no biscuits.

 

[K1LLER7]

Don't know where you've read that but it has to be a lie. At least Quaresma and Carlos Mané are well ahead of him in the call list.

Bebe deserves it.

 

[shortyme]

Yeah, the US is fucked.
biscuits=cookies
Scones=biscuits
Jam occasionally=jelly

And those are the ones i've worked out so far.
The lovely lady at the popeyes in Georgia had no idea why i kept asking for no biscuits.

There is a difference between jam and jelly.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Autumn > Fall

 

[Abraxas]

There is a difference between jam and jelly.

In the store i see some marked as jam, and others marked jelly. The only difference seems to be price/audience.

 

[Meier]

There is a difference between jam and jelly.

Indeed. Jelly only for me, please.

 

[Yurt]

so what now?

the biscuits monster

it just doesn't have the same ring to it

 

[bjaelke]

Autumn > Fall

herbst

 

[shortyme]

In the store i see some marked as jam, and others marked jelly. The only difference seems to be price/audience.

Wrong, there is an actual difference in how its made.

The difference between jelly and jam is that jelly is made strictly from the juice of fruit while jam is made from crushed fruit. Specifically, jelly is made by crushing fruit, then straining out everything but the juice. The juice is then boiled, typically with sugar and pectin added, the latter of which reacts with the sugar and heat to give the jelly a thicker consistency for spreading.

The first step in making jam is about the same as jelly, but instead of straining the juice, the crushed fruit is left in; often with the seeds left in, if they are relatively small, such as with certain berries. Unlike most jellies, jam may not contain pectin, as the mashed fruit will often give it sufficiently good consistency for spreading.

 

[Yen]

Who on earth gives someone a flask for Christmas? Sounds like someone did that person a favour.

I got a pair of Keith Lemon socks for Christmas.


Keith Lemon.


Socks.


Keith Lemon

 

[Coldnoodle]

Buiscuits? Wtf are you guys, French?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

They stole the word cookie from the Dutch, anyway, cookies and biscuits are two different things in my opinion.

 

[Meier]

Wrong, there is an actual difference in how its made.

Basically since I eat like a child most of the time, I'm all about jelly. Jam can get fucked. Ugh, seeds.

They stole the word cookie from the Dutch, anyway, cookies and biscuits are two different things in my opinion.

Thank you for this stuff (even if it smells godawful in the jar for some reason):

(Trader Joe's just blew my mind. They call it cookie butter but say it's from crushed biscuits.)

 

[Blablurn]

BAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEERN GAF. R U READY?

 

[cartoon_soldier]

BAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEERN GAF. R U READY?

They will never be ready for Moyesjesus

 

[Ingeniero]

BAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEERN GAF. R U READY?

gogogo Claudio Pizarro El bombardero de los Andes.

 

[Koko]

Roma fans, what happened to Dodó? Seemed in good form at the start of the year, what happened to him?

Dodó was injured for the past month he came back against Udinese if I remember correctly.

Speaking of Roma it would be interesting to see how their defense play today considering that Benatia and Maicon aren't playing.

 

[Az]

herbst

Just broke a tooth saying that.

Fall fo' life.

 

[Feorax]

@Scottwilsonecho: Poyet: "For me, without Suarez, Liverpool would be mid-table. He is the player who should be voted Player of the Season by everybody." #SAFC

He's poking the bear.

He's poking the bear and shouting obscenities about it's mum.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Basically since I eat like a child most of the time, I'm all about jelly. Jam can get fucked. Ugh, seeds.



Thank you for this stuff (even if it smells godawful in the jar for some reason):

(Trader Joe's just blew my mind. They call it cookie butter but say it's from crushed biscuits.)

Calls it cookie butter but says it's made from crushed biscuits....

The Dutch are fucking insane

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

I just put a pound on Man City to win by 4 or more goals #FreeMoney

 

[Yen]

He's poking the bear.

He's poking the bear and shouting obscenities about it's mum.

What does he think he's gaining by saying this? He's motivating our team.

 

[shortyme]

Basically since I eat like a child most of the time, I'm all about jelly. Jam can get fucked. Ugh, seeds.

I love jam. Love the seeds. Bet you drink juice without pulp, don't you?

 

[Yurt]

what do you call this?

Spoiler

No, it's Alletun

 

[Yen]

what do you call this?

Spoiler

No, it's Alletun

"Worse than Fantastic Mr Fox"

 

[Meier]

I love jam. Love the seeds. Bet you drink juice without pulp, don't you?

You know it! Although oddly enough I absolutely love lemonade (lemon-flavored stuff in general) and there's always some amount of pulp in it.

 

[faridmon]

I love jam. Love the seeds. Bet you drink juice without pulp, don't you?

pulps are the worst. If I want to drink something, i rather have something completely liquid and doesn't distract its fluidity.

Pulps be danmed

 

[Yurt]

"Worse than Fantastic Mr Fox"

you're the most disappointing alt ever

I'm closing you down for good

 

[shortyme]

what do you call this?

Spoiler

No, it's Alletun

Just got into an argument with friends because they were calling it newtella.

 

[3Sixty]

He's poking the bear.

He's poking the bear and shouting obscenities about it's mum.

I've heard this before...

He sneered: “They play the same kind of football as Dagenham and Redbridge. The only difference is they’ve got (Rickie) Lambert. If you gave Dagenham and Redbridge (Lee) Barnard and Lambert they would be in the top six.

 

[Milchmonster]

Just got into an argument with friends because they were calling it newtella.

And they are goddamn right.

 

[Meier]

Just got into an argument with friends because they were calling it newtella.

I typically pronounce it that well (a la nu metal). "Nuh-tella" sounds weird to me.