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[Kill Your Masters]

De Gea; Rafael, Ferdinand, Jones, Evra; Carrick, Cleverley, Fellaini; Mata, Welbeck, Rooney

Fuck this shit.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Friends is so much better than HIMYM, it doesn't make sense.

 

[L1NETT]

Andy Gray starts. The living fossil himself.

with mclean

And Bates is playing

We are doomed

Bugger

 

[Broder Salsa]

Well that's it for the hope of City losing points this round.

 

[Meier]

Manchester United ‏@ManUtd 4m
#mufc starting XI vs @MCFC: De Gea; Rafael, Ferdinand, Jones, Evra; Carrick, Cleverley, Fellaini; Mata, Welbeck, Rooney

Manchester United ‏@ManUtd 4m
#mufc subs: Lindegaard, Büttner, Fletcher, Kagawa, Young, Valencia, Hernandez

Manchester City FC ‏@MCFC 4m
TEAM NEWS: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany (C), Demichelis, Clichy, Yaya Toure, Fernandinho, Nasri, Silva, Navas, Dzeko #MCFC

Subs not listed yet. Not excited about Demichelis and/or Clichy starting. Less so Clichy.

 

[Salvadora]

Szczesny, Sagna Mertesacker, Vermaelen, Gibbs, Flamini, Arteta, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Rosicky, Cazorla, Giroud

Fabianski, Jenkinson, Bellerin, Kallstrom, Sanogo, Gnabry, Podolski

So not dropping anyone then, interesting.

 

[pulga]

The centre forward did not hold back when it came to talking about his rocky relationship with the current Bayern Munich manager. "When he arrived, I reminded Guardiola that he'd never been a great player. I told him in no uncertain terms that Eto'o was the one who would make him win."
Eto'o, who was visibly upset, continued with his tirade. "I did a lot for the club. Guardiola was unlucky enough to have to play me for twenty minutes against Chivas and I scored three goals. From then on, he never had the courage to say things to my face. I didn't want to talk to him until he apologised to me."
The Cameroon player would not accept that a midfielder wanted to give him
lessons on how to play up front. "I told him ten times, and explained it to him at length. Pep wanted to give me lessons on how to be a striker when he was a midfielder. I said to him, 'You're not normal, are you?' The true story is that Pep never respected these things in the world of football."


Read more: Eto'o: "Pep was never a great player" - MARCA.com (English version)

fucking hell eto'o lolololol

i feel slightly alive

 

[bjaelke]

Well that's it for the hope of City losing points this round.

Demichelis

There's still hope

 

[K1LLER7]

Imagine its Fellani behind the striker.

YES MOYES

 

[Ushojax]

What happened to Negredo? He started on fire but his form has dropped off a cliff the last few months, he's only got one more league goal than Ade.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Fletcher over Cleverley.

Kagawa over Cleverley.

Why the fook is Cleverley starting the big games

Karma for all the gifs we had to endure

 

[Mr.Marston]

Fletcher over Cleverley.

Kagawa over Cleverley.

Why the fook is Cleverley starting the big games

Don't know what people see in him.

 

[Steverulez]

Manchester derby will be very interesting.

I would be expecting City to win but away from home + Demichellis, never know whats going to happen.

 

[Salazar]

Imagine its Fellani behind the striker.

I'd rather imagine a lustful assignation with Eric Pickles.

 

[Slizz]

Don't know what people see in him.

His boyish good looks, his perfect hair, his MILF gf and the cherry; hes English.

 

[The Llama]

REALLY need Moyeschester United to get a win (god, thats something I never thought I would say).

 

[Salazar]

Watching Much Ado About Nothing

Fuck I miss Richard Briers.

 

[K1LLER7]

Karma for all the gifs we had to endure

Having Moyes as manager is enough karma ;_;

 

[Meier]

What happened to Negredo? He started on fire but his form has dropped off a cliff the last few months, he's only got one more league goal than Ade.

He hasn't scored since January I think. Not looked very sharp since he fucked his shoulder up. None of our strikers have scored much as of late to be honest.. really missing Aguero.

 

[Mr.Marston]

His boyish good looks, his perfect hair, his MILF gf and the cherry; hes English.

Pics pls

 

[Wes]

Karma for all the gifs we had to endure

Hear hear. All we heard last year in this thread was how good Cleverley was.

 

[Salazar]

Pics pls

Georgina Dorsett

Wouldn't say milf. Few years to go. Though she has had a kid, so technically..

 

[Wilbur]

Hear hear. All we heard last year in this thread was how good Cleverley was.

I think you have trouble understanding sarcasm my love

 

[L1NETT]

They axed Hebburn!

Yet commissioned the Michael Mcintrye Chat Show

Smart up BBC.

 

[Zabojnik]

There's no stopping the Moyessance.

 

[Ravensmash]

Sky Sports promos get weirder and weirder as the season goes on.

I love them though.

 

[Slizz]

Pics pls

.

 

[Wes]

I think you have trouble understanding sarcasm my love

I think others would back me up and say there was little to no sarcasm involved in the gushing Cleverley received by United fans in here last season.

 

[Salazar]

Hear hear. All we heard last year in this thread was how good Cleverley was.

Do one

I only ever called him a promising performance-multiplier, a facilitator.

 

[Kill Your Masters]

This sport and one of the biggest clubs in the world made Tom Cleverley and Ashley Young into millionaires, just think about that shit for a split second.

Thats got to be the biggest ongoing con in human history.

 

[Mastadon]

Woah, Clevdawg.

 

[Wilbur]

I think others would back me up and say there was little to no sarcasm involved in the gushing Cleverley received by United fans in here last season.

Last season? The utterly jokes one where he did fuck all aside score that cross against Newcastle?

Season before was far more promising.

 

[FootballFan]

I think others would back me up and say there was little to no sarcasm involved in the gushing Cleverley received by United fans in here last season.

Nah, pretty sure it was sarcasm. I even joined in lol.

Btw pulga, 3-4.

 

[Ravensmash]

Paul Scholes on Sky!

 

[K1LLER7]

Scholesyyyyyyy

Could do with him on the pitch

 

[The Atticus]

I think others would back me up and say there was little to no sarcasm involved in the gushing Cleverley received by United fans in here last season.

Wes

 

[Wes]

Last season? The utterly jokes one where he did fuck all aside score that cross against Newcastle?

Season before was far more promising.

Oh. Maybe it was two seasons ago. It's been a long two years -_-

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Are my fellow man u fans ready for the ass kicking?

 

[Salvadora]

Anytime I've relied on United this season, they've let me down.

In truth, I'd rather City won. Anything to keep Chelsea away from the title.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Do one

I only ever called him a promising performance-multiplier, a facilitator.

:lol fucking chief culprit right here

 

[Plasma]

Szczesny, Sagna Mertesacker, Vermaelen, Gibbs, Flamini, Arteta, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Rosicky, Cazorla, Giroud

Fabianski, Jenkinson, Bellerin, Kallstrom, Sanogo, Gnabry, Podolski

So not dropping anyone then, interesting.

Well the last game was just an accident *rolls eyes*.

 

[Mr Cola]

Why does motes hate Adnan

 

[Wes]

Normally I can detect sarcasm well but maybe I've had you United fans painted wrong all these years....

 

[KidA Seven]

Cleverley paying and no Fletcher or Adnan...

 

[Mr Cola]

Honestly I have no faith in us even getting a draw, I'll take anything that isn't a brutal curbstomp

 

[Broder Salsa]

Nah, pretty sure it was sarcasm. I even joined in lol.

Btw pulga, 3-4.

At some point it turned into sarcasm, but there was genuine hype for him at one point.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Anytime I've relied on United this season, they've let me down.

In truth, I'd rather City won. Anything to keep Chelsea away from the title.

Unh...anything to keep City and Liverpool away from the title please.

 

[bjaelke]

Kroos with a title winning goal

 

[Jarnet87]

At least it's not 4-4-2.

 

[The Atticus]

You must be mistaken, this was the era of ClevTrap: