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[3Sixty]

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Andy Gray out with Shingles

Hanson injured

To the loan market Parky!

We seem to be loaning out a few reserves...

 

[Broder Salsa]

People who have seen it in motion say it looks fucking fantastic.

Eh I don't doubt it looks fantastic, but many of these guys who gets to see these games before release, are the same that can barely see the dark souls downgrade and claim resolution doesn't matter.

 

[Wilbur]

Yurt why can't I just become a recluse and have a rich uncle I've never met who loves me and dies

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

I had an interview once where they asked everyone to write down an interesting fact about themselves. I couldn't think of anything so I panicked and wrote that I once survived a tsunami. I never heard back from that.

 

[rvy]

Yurt why can't I just become a recluse and have a rich uncle I've never met who loves me and dies

You were a king in a previous life. Now you must suffer for your crimes and have your penis posted on the internet.

 

[Salazar]

Yurt why can't I just become a recluse and have a rich uncle I've never met who loves me and dies

One of you PR oompaloompas needs to start a company and hire me

So get fucking moving

 

[Vivalaraza]

UGHHH today's been mad.

Woke up at half 9 for a phone interview with one PR place at 10, didn't get a phone call. 11 o'clock, still no call. Tried ringing them and couldn't get through.

Come 1 I get an email from arnie's company saying I've made the next stage of their scheme and they want a phone interview, and then I get an email while replying from the first place saying they've been trying to get through to me all day when the only calls I've had are from my boss asking me to work from 6 and from Kipless RIP for moral support

And to top it all off I need to go get my haircut and I'm doing a big shit

Pls

Hope you get it and enjoy making Arnies coffee which you'll have to pour into a mug with all of Brendan's best lines on it, placed onto a LFC coaster. Stirred with a Sturridge spoon with the handle all wavy like his stupid celebration.

Good luck.

 

[Wilbur]

Viva LOOOOLL STOPDKFKF

You were a king in a previous life. Now you must suffer for your crimes and have your penis posted on the internet.

now is the time

One of you PR oompaloompas needs to start a company and hire me

So get fucking moving

What I would give to see you verbally jousting with Arnold every day

 

[Carbonox]

Damn, son.

Damn.

hnnnngh scooby

 

[Yurt]

viva on fire

 

[Broder Salsa]

One of you PR oompaloompas needs to start a company and hire me

So get fucking moving

Just make a whole company consisting of football GAF members. It would be a mess, but the movie that would be made about the company, would no doubt be fantastic enough to win DiCaprio an Oscar.

 

[Wilbur]

Pulga sending emails to the bosses and ratting out colleagues only to get fired himself

 

[Vivalaraza]

Just make a whole company consisting of football GAF members. It would be a mess, but the movie that would be made about the company, would no doubt be fantastic enough to win DiCaprio an Oscar.

DiCaprio would have to play bud, surely.

 

[rvy]

Viva is venomous.

Viva.

Viva, Moyes has snatched your soul

 

[Abraxas]

Anyone been to see grand budapest?

 

[Blablurn]

I just started Master League in PES 2011 with 2012 rosters. Bought Neymar and Hazard for 13m € each haha.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Pulga sending emails to the bosses and ratting out colleagues only to get fired himself

A Glengarry Glen Ross of footygaf where Pulga is Kevin Spacey.

 

[Wilbur]

Viva is so aggressive nowadays. I love it. But I also realise this is Moyes' doing.

Anyone been to see grand budapest?

Yeah, it's brilliant.

 

[FuturusX]

Ramsey is still "a few weeks out."

This is really, really mental. End of the season is going to come before we get him back, probably.

He was having a strong season. One can only wined what might have been without the injury.

 

[Broder Salsa]

DiCaprio would have to play bud, surely.

Tom Hardy as Arnie
Susan Boyle (she will be an actress by then, trust me) as Wilbur
Marten Holden Weiner as Young Wilbur (for the flashbacks)
Peter Dinklage as Pulga.
DiCaprio as Bud
Dave Vescio as AndresON777


Man, get on this Scorsese.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Anyone been to see grand budapest?

Aye, if you already like Wes Anderson you'll love it. It's really good, Fiennes is also great.

 

[Wilbur]

Susan Boyle







why

A Glengarry Glen Ross of footygaf where Pulga is Kevin Spacey.

youfuckingcunt
youfuckingCHILD

Mumei is alec baldwin

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Moyes is weak? YOU'RE WEAK!

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

I just started Master League in PES 2011 with 2012 rosters. Bought Neymar and Hazard for 13m € each haha.

I think PES 2011 was the last football game I really enjoyed. You could score some insane goals.

 

[Salazar]

Tempted to take advantage of questions with Ian McEwan to ask him for thoughts on Moyes.

Or to ask him to write a novel in which large fuck-off animals tear the flesh off a PL managerial impostor.

 

[Wilbur]

Tempted to take advantage of questions with Ian McEwan to ask him for thoughts on Moyes.

If you do it I will give you three pounds

Ask him if the balloon in enduring love is a metaphor for our hopes and dreams

 

[Salazar]

If you do it I will give you three pounds

I swear, your coins are fucked up. The lowest we go in Australia is 5 cents.

You've got all these fucking tiny coins knocking about.

 

[Elchele]

Tom Hardy as Arnie
Susan Boyle (she will be an actress by then, trust me) as Wilbur
Marten Holden Weiner as Young Wilbur (for the flashbacks)
Peter Dinklage as Pulga.
DiCaprio as Bud
Dave Vescio as AndresON777

 

[Wilbur]

I swear, your coins are fucked up. The lowest we go in Australia is 5 cents.

You've got all these fucking tiny coins knocking about.

please we have a one and a two penny which I automatically get rid of because fuck coppers

Then a five
A ten
A twenty
A fifty
A pound
Two pound

Then five note, ten, twenty, 50

WHAT EVEN IS A NICKEL

 

[Carbonox]

Let us not forget Brock Lesnar making his film debut as Lambda.

 

[3Sixty]

I was in McD's the other day because i was craving some chicken nugget goodness.

Woman next to me gets her purse out to pay and its stuffed with fiddys.

Like 20 of 'em

 

[K1LLER7]

Can we get Bebe a part in this film. Heard he'll be free in the summer.

^ Never had a fiddy

 

[Abraxas]

I've been in the US for almost three years, and have no fucking clue what. Dime is, i'm under the impression that it's a five.

 

[Salazar]

please we have a one and a two penny which I automatically get rid of because fuck coppers

How the fuck is an economic system supposed to represent prudence and consequentiality to its participants if there are these fucking meaningless waster coins bouncing around in it ?

Dave gonna have a big WC now. Deserves something nice, after watching all those goals go past him.

 

[Elchele]

I thought Lasogga was the new Gomez, but he actually looks quite good.

I've been in the US for almost three years, and have no fucking clue what. Dime is, i'm under the impression that it's a five.

10 cents. pls

 

[shortyme]

I've been in the US for almost three years, and have no fucking clue what. Dime is, i'm under the impression that it's a five.

I think its a 10

10 cents or 10 dollars. Works both ways

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Arsenal had a draw. I should have gotten angry but that I had no energy left so I only laughed at our OG. Only Arsenal can pull it off that way.

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It felt like a defeat.

 

[Wilbur]

I've thrown so many 1p coins in the bin

 

[Abraxas]

I thought Lasogga was the new Gomez, but he actually looks quite good.



10 cents. pls

I think its a 10

Whats a nickel the, a five? Its telling i have 4x$1 and then €90 and £150 in my wallet. Fuck intergrating, i'll stick with ol' queenie.

 

[Yurt]

Parma wanted a penalty for this

and they're still bitching about it


why can't we just win and everyone gets on with it

Fuck Italy, add me to the Manchester United supporters list

 

[LanceVance]

I swear, your coins are fucked up. The lowest we go in Australia is 5 cents.

You've got all these fucking tiny coins knocking about.

Well how else are we going to pay for things at the 99p stores

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

They started rounding prices at the cash register in the Netherlands a while ago. RIP 1 and 2 cents.

 

[Clegg]

Let's go all the way back pls.

Shillings, ha'pennies and penny farthings for everyone.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Old 5ps the size of 10ps and thick 50ps is where it's at. Also fuck £2 coins and bring back ½ps.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Stuivers and kwartjes oh yeah

 

[Wilbur]

I really want to fuck Jill Halfpenny

 

[3Sixty]

I've been in the US for almost three years, and have no fucking clue what. Dime is, i'm under the impression that it's a five.

You never been in the club and spotted a dime piece?

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

I really want to fuck Jill Halfpenny

I had a wonderful breakfast/brunch with Jill Halfpenny once.

 

[arkon]

I want a £5, a £10 coin etc. Each successively bigger. Until you have ones that are the size of wagon wheels (the biscuits)

 

[LanceVance]

I really want to fuck Jill Halfpenny

Her gums are too big