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[Broder Salsa]

Thinking of requesting a ban as I have a week's holiday coming up, and every time that's happened over the last 3 years I've intended to look for a new job, only to waste the days playing games, watching shitty daytime TV or browsing GAF.

Is there any way of shortening the ban once you've already asked for it?

You will just end up lurking and being upset at not being able to respond.

 

[Yurt]

Is there any way of shortening the ban once you've already asked for it?

Yes! You can ask a mod on twitter, steam or ask us to PM one for you.

 

[Hixx]

We signed Jon Stead from Hudders on loan

Any fond memories Hixx?

Can't be worse than Andy Gray and Mclean

or can he

god

Loooooool

Put it this way

One of our fanzines brought out a t-shirt with "i saw Jon Stead score a goal"

 

[Meier]

I WANT HIM BACK

This is hilarious. So who actually coined that celebration? People try and are successfully obnoxious when they run around and do it at hyperspeed.

 

[faridmon]

It's because we care farid-chan, let me tell you it in a way you understand. Imagine the magazine being the bullshots and the actual woman being the game when it's actually released.

Looool

There is so much technicality in the world of gaming these days, I can't follow it up.

Back in the days, we sued to slot Cartridges into the N64 machine and polygons would pop out. Now we have to talk about Anti-Aliasing, IQ, Frame-rate, Texture pop-ins, Polygon Counts, HDR, Mappings, its just too much!

 

[Scum]

It's because we care farid-chan, let me tell you it in a way you understand. Imagine the magazine being the bullshots and the actual woman being the game when it's actually released.

#DEAD

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Fuck it, gonna try just limiting myself. Think I'm gonna be spending some time in the Tech thread as I try and figure my internet connection out as well

Plus, CL fixtures next week, fuck missing out on that

 

[Coldnoodle]

Fuck it, gonna try just limiting myself. Think I'm gonna be spending some time in the Tech thread as I try and figure my internet connection out as well

Plus, CL fixtures next week, fuck missing out on that

YEAH!

noodle

 

[dc89]

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...e-face-of-biscuit-eating-forever-9219218.html

My life is changed forever

Whoa

 

[The Llama]

I honestly don't know why these people don't just change their twitter usernames. Is it pride? Its just a twitter name... Also has happened with the person with @ashes or @theashes or something like that (about the ashes cricket).

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Bopara :lol

What a boss.

 

[3Sixty]

Bopara :lol

What a boss.

Always been a decent finisher.

We'll still England our way to defeat.

 

[Wes]

Thoughts on the Official Song for the World Cup? Shakira - La La La

 

[LanceVance]

And the Sun have been camped outside her house apparently

Dat incedible journalism


Why is it always Shakira

 

[Coldnoodle]

Thoughts on the Official Song for the World Cup? Shakira - La La La

Spoiler

Bring back Endless Summer.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Alex Hayles you glorious motherfucker


Remember that Embrace World Cup song in 2016? Terrible

 

[Willkiller]

Hales pls

 

[Hixx]

"The banner is reportedly set to read: 'Wrong One - Moyes Out' in response to the 'Chosen One' banner that is draped inside Old Trafford."

Chosen Wrong would be better.

Send my commission to my PayPal address, available on request.

 

[Broder Salsa]

That Shakira song is truly woeful.

 

[Mr.Marston]

The fuck is that.

Wavin' Flag = GOAT

 

[Lambda Pie]

Thoughts on the Official Song for the World Cup? Shakira - La La La

WC is in Brasil, should be made by brazilians. obvious choice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXWrmXPE_h8

 

[3Sixty]

Alex Hales.

So based.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I honestly thought Alex Hales was some other musician you guys wanted to make the WC song, before I googled.

WC is in Brasil, should be made by brazilians. obvious choice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXWrmXPE_h8

I'm with you.

 

[Splatt]

Thoughts on the Official Song for the World Cup? Shakira - La La La

Shakira is, again, doing the world cup song?

It's lame.

I'm still salty Knaan's Waving the Flag wasn't chosen as the official song for WC 2010.

 

[faridmon]

Thoughts on the Official Song for the World Cup? Shakira - La La La

I really don't find it catchy. Why can it not stay on the same consistent tempo throughout?

My favourite Official Tournament song is: Official Song for the Euro 2004 in Portugal: Nelly Fortado - Forca

 

[Broder Salsa]

We could always change it to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXxqmAxDlYU

I really don't find it catchy. Why can it stay on the same consistent tempo throughout?

My favourite Official Tournament song is: Official Song for the Euro 2004 in Portugal: Nelly Fortado - Forca

Why is she making goat noises in the chorus?

 

[gutter_trash]

1095

1830

classic

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Why is she making goat noises in the chorus?

She's having an affair with Messi


HALES YOU BOSS

 

[faridmon]

WC is in Brasil, should be made by brazilians. obvious choice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXWrmXPE_h8

That is a fucking amazing track.

I am buying that shit right now!

 

[Perfect Blue]

Thoughts on the Official Song for the World Cup? Shakira - La La La

Ehhhhh

Probably works better in a montage.

 

[Wes]

My favourite Official Tournament song is: Official Song for the Euro 2004 in Portugal: Nelly Fortado - Forca

A good one for sure.

Whilst I don't think it was the actual official song for 98 I've always liked Carnival de Paris the best.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Hitch The Inquisitor is back, for one day only

Spoiler

until tomorrow at least

Did anyone here who went straight from GCSEs/A-Levels to employment use an agency? If so, which one, and have you got any tips for finding a decent job without a degree?

And one for the Premfaces. Does yesterday's win in spite of the performance make you more or less confident (whether you want it or not) that Liverpool can fight for the title to the end?

 

[faridmon]

Why is she making goat noises in the chorus?

Art innit

 

[Wilbur]

And one for the Premfaces. Does yesterday's win in spite of the performance make you more or less confident (whether you want it or not) that Liverpool can fight for the title to the end?

I couldn't care less.

 

[K1LLER7]

Hitch The Inquisitor is back, for one day only

Spoiler

until tomorrow at least

Did anyone here who went straight from GCSEs/A-Levels to employment use an agency. If so, which one, and have you got any tips for finding a decent job without a degree?

And one for the Premfaces. Does yesterday's win in spite of the performance make you more or less confident (whether you want it or not) that Liverpool can fight for the title to the end?

You'll lose to either City or Chelsea and that will be that for the Title. Will finish 3rd.

 

[Hixx]

Hitch The Inquisitor is back, for one day only

Spoiler

until tomorrow at least

Did anyone here who went straight from GCSEs/A-Levels to employment use an agency? If so, which one, and have you got any tips for finding a decent job without a degree?

And one for the Premfaces. Does yesterday's win in spite of the performance make you more or less confident (whether you want it or not) that Liverpool can fight for the title to the end?

Liverpool can't afford to lose one game so you aren't going to win it. Yesterday should have been your easiest home game of the season and we came agonisingly close to a draw.

 

[Wes]

The Official Song doesn't seem to be doing the trick. What about the Official Anthem then?

We Are One (Ole Ola) Jennifer Lopez & Pitbull ft Claudia Leitte (hah)

 

[Salazar]

I really want to fuck Jill Halfpenny

You should come to this literary festival, Wilbz. Posh families bring their daughters. Horse-riding venison-fed giantesses. I want them all.

 

[faridmon]

Hitch The Inquisitor is back, for one day only

Spoiler

until tomorrow at least

Did anyone here who went straight from GCSEs/A-Levels to employment use an agency. If so, which one, and have you got any tips for finding a decent job without a degree?

And one for the Premfaces. Does yesterday's win in spite of the performance make you more or less confident (whether you want it or not) that Liverpool can fight for the title to the end?

Most agencies will refer you for internships which will take you to a very respectable positions and even let you join boards with only experience and work history under your belt. The minus side of it is that, you won't be able to be paid much, but after a year of experience, the chances of them hiring you with is quite good if you happen to be energetic and passionate about the things that you are assigned to do.
They also provide a very hands-on education within the work environment which is a big plus imo. You don't have to lick some lecturers ass in order to get into the industry

 

[dc89]

I'd do anything to just hear Shakira fart through a walkie-talkie. Anything.

 

[faridmon]

A good one for sure.

Whilst I don't think it was the actual official song for 98 I've always liked Carnival de Paris the best.

I like that. I wonder which track was the official one that year. Blur' song 2?

 

[Meier]

The Lightning Seeds will never be topped.

 

[Wilbur]

You should come to this literary festival, Wilbz. Posh families bring their daughters. Horse-riding venison-fed giantesses. I want them all.

Do it for me, Sal. Finger one for me.

 

[LanceVance]

I'd do anything to just hear Shakira fart through a walkie-talkie. Anything.

Give me a blowjob and I can make it happen

 

[Yurt]

James Horncastle (Romanista btw):

It’s also worth remembering how Roma started the season. They won each of their opening 10 games, establishing a new Serie A record. So far they have lost only twice in the league. Never before in their history have Roma had as many points after 29 games as they do now.

To add another layer of perspective, their current total of 67 would be enough for them to be leading Serie A in 11 of the 12 years since their last Scudetto in 2001. If Roma maintain their seasonal points-per-game average over the remaining nine games, they will finish on 87, the total that an improving Juventus retained their title with last May.

And yet, quite incredibly, but for an improbable collapse, Roma won’t be lifting the shimmering Serie A trophy aloft at the end of this campaign. There’ll be no pitch invasion at the Stadio Olimpico, no celebrations in Circo Massimo. Somehow this Roma side, which most neutrals would argue really deserves a piece of silverware to commemorate what has been an unprecedented campionato by their standards, are in second place and trailing Juventus, who have played a game more, by 14 points.

 

[Meier]

Mail Online wrote an article on the Moyeseh/biggest fool in Manchester guy. :lol

 

[Salazar]

DDR chose poorly.

 

[Broder Salsa]

DDR chose poorly.

Yeah should have gone to Chelsea when he had the chance.

 

[Yurt]

And one for the Premfaces. Does yesterday's win in spite of the performance make you more or less confident (whether you want it or not) that Liverpool can fight for the title to the end?

as a life long Manchester United fan, I couldn't care less either.

DDR chose poorly.

for the third year in a row