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Football Thread 13/14 |OT17| I'm Spartacus

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So drunk just got home.fuck Moyes you fucking cunt. Also fuck all of you who support more than one team. Anyway fuck yurt. Because I said so. I do imagine him as being some form of Italian sex god though. So fuck Bayern. Fucking hate that team. I like Sunderland though so I hope they stay up. Wilbyr one day I will repay the favour and show you my balls. But that is not this day! Because I'm already in bed sorry goodnight
 

Ashes

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Seriously IKEA.

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Bloody hell.
 

Scum

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So drunk just got home.fuck Moyes you fucking cunt. Also fuck all of you who support more than one team. Anyway fuck yurt. Because I said so. I do imagine him as being some form of Italian sex god though. So fuck Bayern. Fucking hate that team. I like Sunderland though so I hope they stay up. Wilbyr one day I will repay the favour and show you my balls. But that is not this day! Because I'm already in bed sorry goodnight

Oh my!
 
How you doing in DS2 yo

Beat the Skeleton Kings on my fourth try, the pinwheels kept fucking me the first 3 times

Against the chariot guy, first time I tried I did okay but got stamina-drained and killed by the skeletons, second time I turned right in a rush and promptly fell into the pit, third time I tried running past the guys on the way there, and they slashed my back open while I was entering the fog :(

Got access to Dark now though and levelled up a few times. Harvest Valley looks daunting
 

bjaelke

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The90thMin @90thMin
Breaking news: We understand Rio Ferdinand will announce his retirement in the coming weeks & will work for BT Sport #mufc

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Marc

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God, listening to sky news talk about the perils of porn watching by children then argue it's not down to the parents to monitor as they aren't tech savvy... really makes you want to punch something. English Fox news.
 

Zabojnik

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God, listening to sky news talk about the perils of porn watching by children then argue it's not down to the parents to monitor as they aren't tech savvy... really makes you want to punch something. English Fox news.

What exactly are they saying are the 'perils' of watching porn as a child?
 

Marc

Member
What exactly are they saying are the 'perils' of watching porn as a child?

Basically how its disgusting, that it gives you complete misconceptions on sex and how kids all share on their phones terrible and degrading images. That they shouldn't have to actually speak to their children about this issue, that they can't be expected to ensure their children aren't watching porn. How the opt out rubbish the PM has been pushing only governs UK sites which isn't good enough.

Don't even know where to begin.
 
The90thMin @90thMin
Breaking news: We understand Rio Ferdinand will announce his retirement in the coming weeks & will work for BT Sport #mufc

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Oh ffs, double bad news

Not only do we lose the joy of watching him creak around the pitch like a malfunctioning robot from the Sixties, we get subjected to his bellendocity in the punditry as well.
 

Feorax

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Just saw this comment on goal.com, had me rolling

For Arsenal to Win the league we need this squad...

GOALIE : Superman
RB – Batman, CB – Thor and Incredible Hulk, LB – Wolverine
MIDFIELD – Iron Man (DM), Merlin (CAM), Jet Li (LM), Jacki Chan (RM)
STRIKERS – Rambo and Van Damme
SUBS – Bruce Lee, Spidey, Harry Potter, The Thing, Conan the Barbarian, Darth Vader.
MANAGER – Professor X assisted by Count Dracula

DEATH SQUAD!

At least the ref would be able to tell if that LB handled the ball or not.

Ade still a doubt for the weekend. Hoping he doesn't make it, he's a bit of a wildcard at the moment.
 
So drunk just got home.fuck Moyes you fucking cunt. Also fuck all of you who support more than one team. Anyway fuck yurt. Because I said so. I do imagine him as being some form of Italian sex god though. So fuck Bayern. Fucking hate that team. I like Sunderland though so I hope they stay up. Wilbyr one day I will repay the favour and show you my balls. But that is not this day! Because I'm already in bed sorry goodnight

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What time is the flyover happening?

The mere prospect of the scoreline showing MUN 0-2 AVL, while the camera's focus moves from the flyover to Moyes face, tears glistening in his goggle-eyes, gives me a giddy feeling in my loins












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Jin_7

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The german league was a joke this season, seriously bvb was the only team that the past 3 years to change it up, know with injury and most likely stars being sold coming summer it will be another bayern year, surprised that GAZPROM havent pushed schalke to a new level!!

They have the biggest debt of all Bundesliga teams. ~15 milllion € a year from Gazprom won't make a huge difference.
 

confuziz

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Name me one!

- Destroyed the bundesliga (no excitement left, no surprising results)
- Destroyed the other relevant bundesliga teams by buying their best players (they can't compete in the european competitions anymore, next year will probably be even worse)
- Misplaced arrogance (2 good years in the CL apparently means you guys are semi-gods)
- Bayern fans whining about the possibility of losing a game while you are 324 points ahead of the competition.

Pretty good reasons I think.
 

bjaelke

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Manchester United's troubled defence of their Premier League title is harming the English top flight's worldwide brand, says the competition's chief executive Richard Scudamore.
Quite the contrary, Mr. Scudamore.

#MoyesIn
 

confuziz

Banned
to be fair. when you reach the final 3 times out of 4 you're definitely not bad.

Bayern 2009/2010 had some stupid amount of luck in the CL (also because of the draws). I mean Fiorentina > United > Lyon? Please. Even Leverkussen would have won those matches.
 
Quite the contrary, Mr. Scudamore.

#MoyesIn


I'm sure there are as many semi-neutrals who are loving this than there are foreign Man Utd fans taking less of an interest in the PL than they would if Utd were still near the top. The fact that the league is strong enough to punish a team for dropping in capability so badly is a good thing, surely?

Like, if Bayern or Barca had a terrible season, they'd finish third

And the title race is close. The race for fourth should be close.The relegation battle has dozens of twists yet to come. The PL is better than ever, even if the way Chelsea and City have got themselves up there leaves a bit of a sour taste in the mouth.

Scudamore is a closet Manc confirmed.
 

bjaelke

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I'm sure there are as many semi-neutrals who are loving this than there are foreign Man Utd fans taking less of an interest in the PL than they would if Utd were still near the top. The fact that the league is strong enough to punish a team for dropping in capability so badly is a good thing, surely?

Like, if Bayern or Barca had a terrible season, they'd finish third

And the title race is close. The race for fourth should be close.The relegation battle has dozens of twists yet to come. The PL is better than ever, even if the way Chelsea and City have got themselves up there leaves a bit of a sour taste in the mouth.

Scudamore is a closet Manc confirmed.
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