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[Milchmonster]

ManU is going down.

looool

Fuck off, Fipsi.

 

[Elchele]

ManU is going down.

that doesn't sound like Lahm
bullshit

 

[Yurt]

Perhaps the greatest bukkake in all of football.

we beat Madrid with Amauri

edit: + Cristian Molinaro, Zdenek Grygera, Sissoko and Alexander Manninger.

twice

 

[Blablurn]

 

[Jack cw]

that doesn't sound like Lahm
bullshit

Haha, the tweet only says that Lahm is in good mood, joking and quick on the trigger regarding questions about tomorrows game

 

[Salazar]

Is this it? Is this Moyes's great gambit? Beat Bayern with Valencia AND Young? Perhaps the greatest bukkake in all of football.

It's like one of those films with Donald Sutherland, Clint Eastwood and other old-timers. Evra, Giggs, Ferdinand go to Munich.

 

[Oxx]

Evilfore

 

[subtles]

we beat Madrid with Amauri

Surely winning the CL with Djimi Traore is even greater?

 

[Salazar]

I don't get why United fans always lose their shit like this. It's not as if United is trying to beat us with creative or offensive football. You wanna play kick-and-rush and use your corners, that's what he's probably focusing on.

Let's not pretend Dat Guy can't merk Boateng.

 

[Yurt]

It's like one of those films with Donald Sutherland, Clint Eastwood and other old-timers. Evra, Giggs, Ferdinand go to Munich.

or the appropriately named, The Expendables.

 

[subtles]

http://www.sport1.de/media/_redaktion2012/sportarten_2/fuball20132014/championsleague_7/lewandowski_real_finger_5x4_Diashow.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

You guys are so lucky to be getting Lewa. So many clubs are looking for a decent striker.

 

[Jack cw]

Haha, I hope for the fun in this thread that Dortmund scores 3 goals and we get to penalties.

 

[Jack cw]

It's like one of those films with Donald Sutherland, Clint Eastwood and other old-timers. Evra, Giggs, Ferdinand go to Munich.

Haha, its more like a low level melee build in Dark Souls found its way into the Tomb of Giants.

 

[subtles]

Bayern will come back in 2015 to take Reus and finally break the yellow wall.

Robbery 2.0

 

[Jack cw]

LOL Pep pls...
"We'll overrun United after corners"
What the article says: Bayern tries to play counter if United gets freekicks or corners or lose the ball in Bayerns half. Finally a return to Heynckes tactics.

 

[Blablurn]

another dortmund game, another watzke interview: http://www.spox.com/de/sport/fussba...-klopp-ilkay-guendogan-geschaeftsfuehrer.html

its about how dortmund doesnt get enough respect for what they have done. for example reaching the round of the last 8 again.

this dude...

im sure he never said no to an interview. truly loved the spotlight.

 

[Jack cw]

Bayern starting line up after the secret training session today:

----------------Neuer----------------
Lahm---Boateng---Dante---Alaba
----------------Kroos----------------
---------Müller--------Götze--------
Robben-----Mandzukic-----Ribery

Looks like total attack! And man, any counter attack will kill us

 

[Yurt]

Bayern starting line up after the secret training session today:

----------------Neuer----------------
Lahm---Boateng---Dante---Alaba
----------------Kroos----------------
---------Müller--------Götze--------
Robben-----Mandzukic-----Ribery

Looks like total attack! And man, any counter attack will kill us

loooooooooooooool

ONE midfielder is enough for United's midfield innit

 

[Salvadora]

You know, so much is made about negative ultra-defensive tactics in Football, but I have to say, it has produced some of the best matches around in the Champions League.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Welbeck gonna tear Bayern up.

 

[spidye]

Bayern starting line up after the secret training session today:

----------------Neuer----------------
Lahm---Boateng---Dante---Alaba
----------------Kroos----------------
---------Müller--------Götze--------
Robben-----Mandzukic-----Ribery

Looks like total attack! And man, any counter attack will kill us

Looool
United will sit back and enjoy the counter attackings.

 

[Jack cw]

loooooooooooooool

ONE midfielder is enough for United's midfield innit

I guess that Müller does the double 6 with Kroos if United is in posession. Similar to last year. This looks very offensive and the downside is that we are incredibly vulnerable to counters, but we need any player that is good with headers. And yes, while this is technically a 4-3-3, it becomes a 4-1-5 in attack. I wonder if this will work.

 

[subtles]

It's all Welbeck's fault for chipping the keeper. If you lose tomorrow blame Welbz.

 

[Jack cw]

Welbeck gonna tear Bayern up.

Hehe, well this time its Boateng and Dante who will win the tackles in air against him. Javi Martinez was a serious safety hazard in the first leg.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Hehe, well this time its Boateng and Dante who will win the tackles in air against him. Javi Martinez was a serious safety hazard in the first leg.

As if they can stop Welbeck, the man who will bring the World Cup back to England this year.

 

[Ushojax]

It's all Welbeck's fault for chipping the keeper. If you lose tomorrow blame Welbz.

Nah, they should blame Fellaini. If he had bothered to track his man United would have won the first game 1-0 and would have a chance of taking this tie to the wire. With an away goal against them they are fucked, as things stand they are already out.

 

[Jack cw]

As if they can stop Welbeck, the man who will bring the World Cup back to England this year.

The man who can only stop himself with hilarious chipping ideas

 

[Salazar]

With an away goal against them they are fucked, as things stand they are already out.

lol shush

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

The man who can only stop himself with hilarious chipping ideas

Hilarious or genius?

 

[Jack cw]

Hilarious or genius?

For me it works with both.

 

[Yurt]

As if they can stop Welbeck, the man who will bring the World Cup back to England this year.

you can't simply *stop* Welbeck, you can only limit his damage.


United will go through, I have no doubt about it.

 

[subtles]

Nah, they should blame Fellaini. If he had bothered to track his man United would have won the first game 1-0 and would have a chance of taking this tie to the wire. With an away goal against them they are fucked, as things stand they are already out.

There's no point blaming Fellaini, he's just sad. A liability if there ever was one.

Welbeck on the other hand, trained by Van Nistelrooy on rounding keepers as a kid, could have done just that.

Or better yet taken a proper shot.

 

[subtles]

The only other option to Fellaini is Cleverley.

Bloody hell.

 

[Salazar]

The only other option to Fellaini is Cleverley.

Bloody hell.

Fletcher, bruv.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

The outer limits of Danny Welbeck; few of us understand his orbit, but every so often, we know when he has returned to earth to unveil his next footballing masterclass.

 

[subtles]

Fletcher, bruv.

I thought he relapsed?

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

I thought he relapsed?

I thought he prolapsed.

 

[subtles]

Reading up on his illustrated history. Wife held at knifepoint. Oh my.

Yelp. Poor lad. Worse than I thought.

 

[Labadal]

I hope Man United beat Bayern. We need some upsetting results and some meltdowns.

 

[Jack cw]

I hope Man United beat Bayern. We need some upsetting results and some meltdowns.

Or we win very high against Moyes Boys... Or Dortmund making the come back... or Chelsea make it. No need to hate Bayern.

 

[Elchele]

if you think we'll play with Kroos as only holding midfielder, you're crazier than Pep.

Lahm-Kroos in holding midfield is obvious.

 

[Blablurn]

I hope Mourinho doesn't make it. Nothing against Chelsea. It's just Mourinho.

 

[Jack cw]

if you think we'll play with Kroos as only holding midfielder, you're crazier than Pep.

Lahm-Kroos in holding midfield is obvious.

I was just posting what they trained today, not what I think. That seperates us m8.

 

[Elchele]

is it true the AA has 4 dressing rooms and Bayern uses 2?
visitants use the 1860 dressing rooms?

 

[Elchele]

I hope Mourinho doesn't make it. Nothing against Chelsea. It's just Mourinho.

Mou is alright
fuck Chelski tho

 

[FootballFan]

is it true the AA has 4 dressing rooms and Bayern uses 2?

They only had 2 at AA but Bayern really liked Dortmund's one and took it.

/Bundesliga

 

[Blablurn]

They only had 2 at AA but Bayern really liked Dortmund's one and took it.

/Bundesliga

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

<3

 

[Labadal]

Or we win very high against Moyes Boys... Or Dortmund making the come back... or Chelsea make it. No need to hate Bayern.

I don't hate Bayern. (Although, I do admit that I am not a big fan of Ribery). They have been so dominant in Europe the last few years, that I want to see someone else reach the final for a change.

 

[subtles]

United's away form is the best in England. The further they are from home, the better they play. #logic #favorites

 

[Ashes]

I don't see why Bayern gaf is stressing. You got this. We've folded any time we faced anybody decent.

You don't' do losing. And all you have to do is pass for 94 minutes. Perfect Pep strategy.