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[Ushojax]

Daniel Harris ‏@DanielHarris 8m
In case anyone's arsed, I "understand" that United met Van Gaal last week. Not sure he was offered the job, but he doesn't want it.

congrats tottenham

klopp i will pay for your passport renewal

bueno

I look forward to seeing LVGs boot up Vertonghen's anal sphincter.

 

[Frustrated_me]

Di Maria hungry!!

 

[subtles]

Wow. That's... um... interesting?

Not sure how to take that.

Don't worry. Klopp loves Shinji which gives you leverage.

 

[Wilbur]

After the export and the cake bar that twenty minutes will do wonders for your waist.

I wish I had cake bars in. Just buckets and buckets of Peroni.

Depending on how this goes I may be watching The Bridge sooner rather than later. And I've got GoT to watch. And whatever's good on Netflix.

Might do half an hour instead you fucking CUNT

What's The Bridge? I keep mixing it up with The Americans

 

[Linius]

Belletti is legend. But my point was that we had strikers, proper strikers.

Beletti's shoes from the '06 finale is in the Barca museum

 

[Portugeezer]

#Marketability

Give Busquets a run for him money...

I can only think he was so embarrassed by his dive that he went OTT to make it look like he was in REAL discomfort.

He is not fooling me, flimsy cunt.

 

[Arnie]

Might do half an hour instead you fucking CUNT

What's The Bridge? I keep mixing it up with The Americans

It's a Swedish/Danish crime thriller.

It's great m8. Lots of twists and turns. And Malmo is spooky.

Tbh I'd just fuck the exercise bike off.

 

[Salvadora]

Van Gaal doesn't want the United job?

That doesn't look good.

 

[il Diavolo]

Gervinho! 3-0 Roma

 

[Wilbur]

Promise him free Nando's

How can he refuse?

i dont have that POWER

Fuck Carlsberg beer. When Copenhagen tossed out in the CL qualifiers we were on holiday and we had a stash of Carlsberg in the fridge. My dad threw them in the can after the game :lol

:loool, Wooden appreciates your honesty. The Export's quite nice though; I'm not usually a beer guy - can do a Bud, love a Desperados, can handle cheap Stella when I'm fucked - but this is awight.

 

[Yurt]

Daniel Harris ‏@DanielHarris 8m
In case anyone's arsed, I "understand" that United met Van Gaal last week. Not sure he was offered the job, but he doesn't want it.

congrats tottenham

klopp i will pay for your passport renewal

It's either Kloppo or Conte, the hair transplant bros.

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

Belletti is legend. But my point was that we had strikers, proper strikers.

I know, I'm just still amazed someone's first goal ever was the winner in a CL final.

 

[Scum]

The price for Luiz will only increase if they refuse to take Torres.

#barcalegend

Don't worry. Klopp loves Shinji which gives you leverage.

Leverage, eh? Is that before or after Shinji joins Klopp at Dortmund?

 

[flintstryker]

Tiki taka - GONE

Diving? STILL IN

Seriously do you enjoy seeing your team do this?

El Divo Lives!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQZy1Ai0YZM

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Van Gaal doesn't want the United job?

That doesn't look good.

Yeah I'm struggling not to be rather worried by that tbh.

 

[Kosma]

Fuck Carlsberg beer. When Copenhagen tossed out in the CL qualifiers we were on holiday and we had a stash of Carlsberg in the fridge. My dad threw them in the can after the game :lol

Thor or Royal

 

[Portugeezer]

How was foot GAF when the word "cunt" was banned here? I can't imagine. (I didn't post here)

 

[Wilbur]

It's a Swedish/Danish crime thriller.

It's great m8. Lots of twists and turns. And Malmo is spooky.

Tbh I'd just fuck the exercise bike off.

Just had a looky, they remade it with that hottie Diane Kruger as well. Tastyyyy.

And I would, but I hate my little belly and this bird at work who I'm trying to fuck was ringing me at two in the morning and telling me I look sexy in my Venice photos

I WAS HALF THE WEIGHT

Van Gaal doesn't want the United job?

That doesn't look good.

Maybe he's already committed to Spurs. idk

 

[Lambda Pie]

i'm catching up now.

Neymar biggest football flop of all time? yes.

whatever Sporting.

kudos to Milchmund.

holy fuck, Arsenal celebrated beating Wigan as if they won the CL. such a small club mentality.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

How was foot GAF when the word "cunt" was banned here? I can't imagine.

Immature, is how I'd describe it


One of us got banned before we even knew it had been re-banned though iirc

 

[Arnie]

My streams died.

Has there been a shot of Suso on the bench yet

?

 

[FootballFan]

How was foot GAF when the word "cunt" was banned here? I can't imagine. (I didn't post here)

Replaced the word with JT. (JT=John Terry)

 

[Yurt]

It's a Swedish/Danish crime thriller.

It's great m8. Lots of twists and turns. And Malmo is spooky.

Tbh I'd just fuck the exercise bike off.

Is this the US remake? It sounds really cool! Hmmm

 

[Linius]

Thor or Royal

What?

Replaced the word with JT. (JT=John Terry)

That was actually kind of fun I guess. But cunt is better

 

[Koko]

Benzema pls.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

My streams died.

Has there been a shot of Suso on the bench yet

?

Nah, that's not allowed til the watershed.

 

[Arnie]

Just had a looky, they remade it with that hottie Diane Kruger as well. Tastyyyy.

And I would, but I hate my little belly and this bird at work who I'm trying to fuck was ringing me at two in the morning and telling me I look sexy in my Venice photos

I WAS HALF THE WEIGHT



Maybe he's already committed to Spurs. idk

Best do 20 minutes on an exercise bike after a cake bar, then.






Sorry I'm making the same shit joke.

 

[Scum]

How was foot GAF when the word "cunt" was banned here? I can't imagine. (I didn't post here)

Just improvised, innit. Cunt JT.

 

[Wilbur]

How was foot GAF when the word "cunt" was banned here? I can't imagine. (I didn't post here)

We substituted it for the word JT which seemed to go okay

 

[Mr Cola]

Warning, spoilers

Warning, spoilers

Warning, spoilers


Warning, spoilers

Should I watch Gravity still if

Spoiler

I already know one of the main characters is a ghost

I really dislike knowing vital plot points in films before I see them.

 

[Arnie]

Those were dark days.

 

[Feorax]

Yeah I'm struggling not to be rather worried by that tbh.

You look at it from the perspective of an incoming manager, there's a hell of a lot of work to do with that squad, whilst there is still massive expectation from large sections of the media and fanbase. That could well be viewed as a hell of a lot of work to do with very little praise at the end, even if you do manage to get the club back on track.

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

Warning, spoilers

Should I watch Gravity still if

Spoiler

I already know one of the main characters is a ghost

I really dislike knowing vital plot points in films before I see them.

Why the fuck did I read that spoiler? Fuck me.

 

[Salvadora]

Maybe he's already committed to Spurs. idk

Commitments can be broken.

 

[Wilbur]

Best do 20 minutes on an exercise bike after a cake bar, then.






Sorry I'm making the same shit joke.

from a tiny acorn

a mighty oak will grow

 

[The_Hitcher89]

You look at it from the perspective of an incoming manager, there's a hell of a lot of work to do with that squad, whilst there is still massive expectation from large sections of the media and fanbase. That could well be viewed as a hell of a lot of work to do with very little praise at the end, even if you do manage to get the club back on track.

Moyes isn't the patsy. He's just the first.

 

[Yen]

So will United fans stop kidding themselves into believing that Moyes is getting a second year?

Warning, spoilers

Should I watch Gravity still if

Spoiler

I already know one of the main characters is a ghost

I really dislike knowing vital plot points in films before I see them.

Not sure you've got that quite right.

 

[Arnie]

Jordan Tremenderson.

Goodness tomorrow will be fun.

 

[Wilbur]

Warning, spoilers

Should I watch Gravity still if

Spoiler

I already know one of the main characters is a ghost

I really dislike knowing vital plot points in films before I see them.

what looooooooooool

that's not the case. just watch it.

 

[JonnyBrad]

Why the fuck did I read that spoiler? Fuck me.

Me too. FUCK.

 

[Yurt]

Warning, spoilers

Should I watch Gravity still if

Spoiler

I already know one of the main characters is a ghost

I really dislike knowing vital plot points in films before I see them.

I CAN'T BREATHE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Colaaaaa, PLEASE watch it RIGHT NOW just so you can laugh at this too

 

[Broder Salsa]

Fuck Carlsberg beer. When Copenhagen tossed out in the CL qualifiers we were on holiday and we had a stash of Carlsberg in the fridge. My dad threw them in the can after the game :lol

 

[subtles]

would love to see Klopp at United if they can convince him to come in.

only if our games would be played at such high intensity.

 

[Mr Cola]

I CAN'T BREATHE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Colaaaaa, PLEASE watch it RIGHT NOW just so you can laugh at this too

I Said warning spoilers

Also maybe the guy who told me this trolled me

 

[Linius]

Warning, spoilers

Should I watch Gravity still if

Spoiler

I already know one of the main characters is a ghost

I really dislike knowing vital plot points in films before I see them.

u wot m8

 

[Arnie]

Warning, spoilers

Should I watch Gravity still if

Spoiler

I already know one of the main characters is a ghost

I really dislike knowing vital plot points in films before I see them.

Nah, films ruined m8

Fuck it off and do 20 on an exercise bike

 

[Portugeezer]

Warning, spoilers

Should I watch Gravity still if

Spoiler

I already know one of the main characters is a ghost

I really dislike knowing vital plot points in films before I see them.

That doesn't sound right, I mean, it is a bit right, but not right.

 

[Yurt]

Why the fuck did I read that spoiler? Fuck me.

Me too. FUCK.

hahah don't worry, trust me.


Gravity had no story anyway so don't expect anything.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

would love to see Klopp at United if they can convince him to come in.

only of course if our games would be played at such high intensity.

Fuck that. He'd take them back above us with ease.

 

[Wilbur]

arnie i'll fight you