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[Arnie]

SUSO WARMING UP

 

[subtles]

I'm in stitches over some of the compilations our fans have made.

yurt

do you miss Ibrahimovic?

 

[Yurt]

I'm in stitches over some of the compilations our fans have made.

yurt

do you miss Ibrahimovic?

No.

 

[Feorax]

Just thinking about our loan players, even if we bought no-one this summer, we could have a match day 18 that looks like this next season;

First XI: Mignolet; Johnson, Skrtel, Sakho, Enrique; Gerrard, Henderson, Allen; Coutinho, Suarez, Sturridge.

Bench: Jones, Ilori, Agger, Lucas, Sterling, Suso, Borini.

That's with Toure, Texiera, Wisdom and Flanagan all in and around the squad as well.

Obviously we could do with a couple of fullbacks and CM, but that's already a much stronger bench than this season right there.

 

[Frustrated_me]

Bale! Power!!!!!

19th goal of the season...

 

[Dark Rider]

GOAL BALE
2-0
toddler back up team time

Carlo, do it

 

[Koko]

Bale!

Benzema is such a nice guy.

 

[Scum]

Bale scores.

 

[Dark Rider]

GOAL ISCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3-0

Carlo field the toddlers..

 

[Frustrated_me]

Whoa... Where did that come from!?

ISCO! GOAL!

 

[Scum]

Isco.

 

[Arnie]

Let's have a Disco on Merseyside.

 

[Koko]

Disco <3

 

[Mr Cola]

Ive never wanted City to win as much as I do tomorrow

 

[Frustrated_me]

Carlo rest the players.. Now!

 

[pulga]

YES MOYES

 

[Gareth Bale]

dc?

twix up the bum

no harm done

 

[Koko]

Lovely pass from Benzema.

 

[Wilbur]

dc?

twix up the bum

no harm done

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wut

 

[Broder Salsa]

I'm more of a frozen mars bar man, all about the girth innit.

 

[Willkiller]

dc?

twix up the bum

no harm done

Rooney, thinks it's his mouth.

 

[Fergie]

dc?

twix up the bum

no harm done

 

[Scum]

dc?

twix up the bum

no harm done

U wot m8

 

[subtles]

What?

 

[Arnie]

dc?

twix up the bum

no harm done

"Confection-in-rectum"

And the emboldened, underlined "BROWN EYE"

I can't breathe

 

[subtles]

Frozen

Frozen

 

[Wilbur]

Browneye

 

[LanceVance]

I bet it's Wilshire

 

[Scum]

Where's the mickmarcarthyoneinthehole.gif?

 

[Marc]

"Confection-in-rectum"

And the emboldened, underlined "BROWN EYE"

I can't breathe

"Confection-in-rectum" is genius... pure genius.


Twitter will have thousands of answers as to who this is, with the one that trends the most being the answer. Its science.

 

[jesalr]

I love how they act like his fans 'deserve' to know. And that it even really matters in the first place.

 

[Yurt]

is this why you all insist on freezing your chocolate bars?

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

 

[Wilbur]

Is there a way of proving that super injunction exists? Like because its the fucking sport its most likely bollocks

 

[Sviatoslav]

Toblerone or nothing.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

gonna get some use outta this

 

[Willkiller]

Patiently waiting for Wooden to post a chocolate-heavy gif

 

[Yurt]

what about licking Nutella off of someone?



pls

 

[Broder Salsa]

Patiently waiting for Wooden to post a chocolate-heavy gif

Well since Bud isn't here...

 

[L1NETT]

Maybe he sticks an aero up there some days and farts bubbles

Different strokes, who are we to judge

Spoiler

Gotta be Lescott. He's right simple

 

[danwarb]

Toblerone or nothing.

Giant Toblerone would be genuinely impressive.

 

[Willkiller]

Well since Bud isn't here...

:lol

 

[Wilbur]

I know a guy who calls his arsehole the Milky Way, it churns my stomach when he uses that phrase :lol. It's so evocative.

 

[Arnie]

Browneye

Hahaha

Just stuck The Raid on Netflix. If it bores me I'll switch to The Bridge.

 

[Frustrated_me]

Come on benzema.. So unlucky..

 

[Broder Salsa]

I don't want to point fingers or anything but...

def a twix up bum kind of guy

 

[Wilbur]

will your snapchat lamoosofpamfofsam

 

[Marc]

According to twitter it is either Ashley Cole, Giroud, or everyone.

Its bound to be Cole, no class, a classy bloke would use a Penguin.

Oh shit.

 

[Salazar]

Hahaha

Just stuck The Raid on Netflix. If it bores me I'll switch to The Bridge.

If it bores you, you're a git.

 

[Willkiller]

Wilbur :looooooool

 

[Herr K]

Congrats Madrid GAF. Almería is such a tough rival, it's really a big thing to beat them while playing Home.