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[Salazar]

Valencia said of this season with the Reds: “I would like to have more minutes. I would like to have a more important role here. In fact, I would have liked to have more importance inside the team.

“But I have not been given the chance. I hope next season will be better for me as well as for Man United.”

No signs at all of any comprehension of how shit he has been. At least Clev makes "I know I need to raise my game" comments.

 

[pulga]

you missed some absolute gold in the whatsapp my frewnd

what r u yapping boot

god 664 unread messages

how much dick

 

[Wilbur]

No signs at all of any comprehension of how shit he has been. At least Clev makes "I know I need to raise my game" comments.

I can't believe he actually said that, he's had loads of fucking minutes. Just played 180 minutes against Bayern, you fucking CUNT

what r u yapping boot

god 664 unread messages

how much dick

There's a wispa in an anus, someone saying "let me kiss your pussy" and a hairy indian woman

well

worth it

 

[Broder Salsa]

what r u yapping boot

god 664 unread messages

how much dick

I'm not saying this was recreated

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but it was, and Dean touched the package afterwards

 

[pulga]

oh my lord

that illarra pass to morata goal was eexwyusite

 

[Salazar]

I can't believe he actually said that, he's had loads of fucking minutes. Just played 180 minutes against Bayern, you fucking CUNT

He's a shit Ninja Warrior contestant. That's all he is.

 

[pulga]

i dont mean to touch myself, but i hadnt been able to wacth the goals

dayumn

 

[Broder Salsa]

i dont mean to touch myself, but i hadnt been able to wacth the goals

dayumn

It's just Almerriantana or whatever, not like you beat the might Granada.

 

[pulga]

It's just Almerriantana or whatever, not like you beat the might Granada.

i just searched on twitter neymar gif

you came up as the 17th result

i fucking

love

y-y-y-you

i dont even know what to say lol

 

[arkon]

For bedtime listening podcasts I've mostly been using Uhh Yeah Dude. Although that's also mostly because I've been catching up on their released episodes as well. Not sure what I'll do when I'm waiting weekly for their new episodes.

 

[pulga]

its a greek fucking tragedy

look at him flop around

 

[Lambda Pie]

when's Neymar getting his Oscar?

http://www.miragens.abola.pt/videosdetalhe.aspx?id=20121

edit: beaten by pulga.

 

[pulga]

when's Neymar getting his Oscar?

http://www.miragens.abola.pt/videosdetalhe.aspx?id=20121

edit: beaten by pulga.

i wonder what barca gaf thinks about this

couldnt be more blatant

as usual they'll keep quiet, except for tarzanpuyol or messi if they read this

 

[KidA Seven]

Valencia complaining about minutes

 

[subtles]

No signs at all of any comprehension of how shit he has been. At least Clev makes "I know I need to raise my game" comments.

He should look at himself in a mirror for every shit cross he puts in. I'll never forget how shit he was in the 2011 CL final.

 

[subtles]

It's weird that many of our players now use Brendan's "As I said" every few sentences.

 

[Salazar]

barcastuff ‏@barcastuff 1h
Barcelona had against Granada their highest possession (86%) in Liga game in last 6 years #fcblive Record with Guardiola: 84% [via mrchip]

 

[subtles]

When they lost 1-0 to Atletico a few days ago Xavi gave us this bit of gold:

"I don't know if they deserved to win. We'll see when we watch the game back."

This on the back of almost being obliterated in the opening minutes.

I can't imagine what scornful words he had to describe last night's game.

 

[KidA Seven]

Is Xavi in Pele's tier when it comes to spouting bullshit?





Pls sack Moyes.

 

[Meier]

who even is fofana

Future star, innit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=JZflFWLf4MU#t=12

Seriously though, he's a good one. If he doesn't make it with us, he'll be a star elsewhere. Signed him from Lorient last January.

 

[Zabojnik]

Pogba 2: The Revengening.

 

[subtles]

Hearing Ferguson say soccer feels wrong.

Breathe.

 

[Zabojnik]

Breeeeathe, breathe in the aaaaaaiiirrrrrrr, don't be afraid to show that you caaaaare

Spoiler

about Liverpool winning the league today

.

 

[Yurt]

Pogba

When I read his name, I feel nothing anymore.

And when he talks, all I hear is...ka-ching

He's dead to me. Just a walking sack of money that can do fancy tricks.

I don't even want him to extend his contract.

Get out

Leave now

It's the end of you and me

It's too late and I can't wait for you to be gone

And I refuse to cry, NO TEARS WILL FALL FROM THESE EYES

Spoiler

yeah Liverpool got this Zab

 

[subtles]

You're right.

City and Roma can take the back seat.

Let's do this.

 

[Zabojnik]

I know you're hurting, Yurt-chan. Let it all out.

 

[Lambda Pie]

please, City. i'm just a boy in Portugal. i don't ask much. i didn't get gifts for my birthday and i don't care. i didn't ask for a child. i didn't ask for a waifu. i didn't ask for Jesus. i didn't ask for massive genitals that cause back pain. i didn't ask for the ability to watch West Ham matches without contemplating suicide. but i ask you one thing, Engineer. and you Dzeko. and you Yaya. and you Demichelis. and even you, little rascal JM7.

please.

berry the bin dippers.

 

[Zabojnik]

It's not happening, Lambda. God knows that as a Benfica fan you're owed some serious karma, but you'll get that by winning the EL. Today, good must triumph.

GLORY GLORY LIVERPOOL UNITED

 

[Lambda Pie]

It's not happening, Lambda. God knows that as a Benfica fan you're owed some serious karma, but you'll get that by winning the EL. Today, good must triumph.

GLORY GLORY LIVERPOOL UNITED

i'll be happy with the league to be honest. everything else is gravy.

 

[Feorax]

Matchday.

Bricking it.

 

[subtles]

Lambda

I thought you would come around. That behind your rough exterior, love for naked oily men and aching heart you couldn't really hate a club that hadn't won a single title in the PL.

but then I realized

Diamond is Unbreakable.

Go pray at the altar of Jesus. Your club will have no second coming as Jesus will never depart.

Get bent.

 

[Pachimari]

Super excited for Atletico's match tonight. I know they're going up against Getafe who have had a complicated season but somehow I can feel a miracle coming. At least Barca lost this weekend which were important. I hope Di Maria can keep up his form here at the end of the season. I season is looking good so far:

La Liga
1. Atletico de Madrid (79)
2. Real Madrid C.F. (79)
3. FC Barcelona (78)

Copa del Rey
Final Real Madrid C.F. vs FC Barcelona

Champions League
Semi-Final Real Madrid C.F. vs. Bayern Munich

 

[PowderedToast]

barely slept a wink

confidence replaced by paranoid weariness

it's been a long time since you did this to me liverpool

pls rodgers

touch all their faces, transfer the magic powers from the ball like in spacejam, wateva u do, jus win this game

 

[Lakitu]

Going to do my pre-match deuce soon. If that goes well, I'm sure we'll have a game on our hands.

 

[Pachimari]

I almost forgot. It's Liverpool - Manchester City day! BIG match coming up.

 

[bjaelke]

Arnie's a clown for continuously enabling doicare. Should be forced to wear a joker avatar from now on. Makes it almost impossible to catch up on this thread...

 

[Yurt]

I know you're hurting, Yurt-chan. Let it all out.

I really, seriously, truthfully, truly, surely, genuinely, extremely, honestly don't care about him.

i'll be happy with the league to be honest. everything else is gravy.

Classic Juve mentality. You can tell from our posts that our semi will be utter shite.

*post*

brilliant :lol :lol

Super excited for Atletico's match tonight. I know they're going up against Getafe who have had a complicated season but somehow I can feel a miracle coming. At least Barca lost this weekend which were important. I hope Di Maria can keep up his form here at the end of the season. I season is looking good so far:

La Liga
1. Atletico de Madrid (79)
2. Real Madrid C.F. (79)
3. FC Barcelona (78)

Copa del Rey
Final Real Madrid C.F. vs FC Barcelona

Champions League
Semi-Final Real Madrid C.F. vs. Bayern Munich

I like you, your posts are very neat.

 

[Feorax]

I almost forgot. It's Liverpool - Manchester City day! BIG match coming up.

Can't remember the last time we were involved in a big match in April. Our season is normally done by February.

 

[Zabojnik]

I really, seriously, truthfully, truly, surely, genuinely, extremely, honestly don't care about him.

I do, but Pogba leaving wouldn't exactly break my heart. Hasn't been with us long enough and he's having a really shit second half of the season. If they pay us a fuckton of money, if it means signing two top players and if Asamoah gets to play in the midfield as a consequence ... then by all means, sell him now.

 

[subtles]

I remember finding no place for Pogba when I played Fifa because of Pirlo + Asamoah. So good.

 

[Zabojnik]

You're quickly becoming my favourite poster, subtles.

Jojo ep2 time!

 

[bjaelke]

 

[subtles]

Almost done with the second book. I hear two of the other three are even better.

 

[Yurt]

@Benfica GAF

I do, but Pogba leaving wouldn't exactly break my heart. Hasn't been with us long enough and he's having a really shit second half of the season. If they pay us a fuckton of money, if it means signing two top players and if Asamoah gets to play in the midfield as a consequence ... then by all means, sell him now.

I totally agree.

Marotta last night:

"The rumours about the transfer of Pogba to PSG have no foundation," he told La Repubblica. "We want to keep Paul and prolong his contract.

"It's true that €70 million [£58.8m] would be an attractive figure, but Juventus is a club that always aims to win trophies.

“In the past, these kind of sacrifices have been made - for example, we sold [Zinedine] Zidane to take [Gianluigi] Buffon and [Pavel] Nedved - but this is not the case.

“Anyway, today we do not have a concrete proposal, so there is nothing to talk about.”

who knows, maybe we can get two legendary Juventini in return again :')

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Coentrao and Nani :/

 

[Salazar]

Skrtel ? Tough and scary ?

He's not even as hard as some of the Southampton fops.

 

[Lakitu]

Skrtel ? Tough and scary ?

He's not even as hard as some of the Southampton fops.

He'd eat you for breakfast.

 

[Into]

The only reason i want us to keep Pogba for slightly longer is to see that price go up even further. Not because of his football skills.

Really neither Pogba (or Bale or Neymar) are worth the money they cost. When Zidane left Juventus he was already at that time the best player in the world, proven fact, so Madrid paying 40 million for him back then made perfect sense. And he was more than worth it as history shows

But paying 50+ million for a "maybe he will become really good!" is idiocy.

Ive seen "mega stars" who were suppose to be great, fall of a cliff and become nothing. Jardel, Adu and a million others.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Now is the time.

Spoiler

Absolutely bricking it.

 

[brokenbeans]

Pulis has turned Palace in to world beaters

and for the sake of the title race come on City!

 

[Yurt]

The only reason i want us to keep Pogba for slightly longer is to see that price go up even further. Not because of his football skills.

Really neither Pogba (or Bale or Neymar) are worth the money they cost. When Zidane left Juventus he was already at that time the best player in the world, proven fact, so Madrid paying 40 million for him back then made perfect sense. And he was more than worth it as history shows

But paying 50+ million for a "maybe he will become really good!" is idiocy.

Ive seen "mega stars" who were suppose to be great, fall of a cliff and become nothing. Jardel, Adu and a million others.

shush

MADRID HE'S WORTH 100 MILLION