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[Zabojnik]

I'm not trying to troll, you guys will simply never succeed in Europe until you start using a formation that is from this decade.

Spoiler

We know.

 

[Wilbur]

I've got a uni mate who loves games, fancies himself a really avid gamer. Writes for some little blog, wants to be a games journalist. I can only assume he knows what GAF is. When I think of this, I get very scared. Thankfully he doesn't know anything about footballer other than Theo Walcott's name, so I might be alright.

 

[L1NETT]

Oh god some knob behind me is reading GAF

what do I do

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

It's gonna suck.

Omg, guy in front of me is reading GAF. What do I do.

Lean over his shoulder and say "Hi I'm Vivalaraza, and I'm a pretty big deal in the Football GAF thread."

Then offer to sign your autograph for him.

 

[qindarka]

Well, that's that.

Also,

Simeone said on Onda Cero: ‘Torres is always in contact with the team to wish them luck and occasionally sends me messages.
'He is delighted with everything that’s happening at Atleti.
‘How could he not want to return to the club where he was born?’

Simeone is going to be our saviour. He'll give us a good thrashing in the CL first though.

 

[Yen]

It's gonna suck.

Omg, guy in front of me is reading GAF. What do I do.

Go ly dow

 

[Salazar]

I've got a uni mate who loves games, fancies himself a really avid gamer. Writes for some little blog, wants to be a games journalist. I can only assume he knows what GAF is. When I think of this, I get very scared. Thankfully he doesn't know anything about footballer other than Theo Walcott's name, so I might be alright.

At least a few out of hundreds of students must be on GAF. I don't generally post your tier of blackmail-bait, though.

 

[Frank the Great]

Man, saying something agsinst the general opinion on EPL seems to to be a thorn in the side for some people here.

That's a lot of marketing $$$$ you're up against.

 

[Salvadora]

I've got a uni mate who loves games, fancies himself a really avid gamer. Writes for some little blog, wants to be a games journalist. I can only assume he knows what GAF is. When I think of this, I get very scared. Thankfully he doesn't know anything about footballer other than Theo Walcott's name, so I might be alright.

Better pre-emptively tell him about the Twix.

At least a few out of hundreds of students must be on GAF. I don't generally post your tier of blackmail-bait, though.

Those tumblr gifs are pretty incriminating.

 

[Vivalaraza]

He's too far for me to see what thread it is.

At 3pm I'm gonna say really loudly I need to go ly dow.

 

[Hixx]

@YoungSunEcho 1m
Man City boss Manuel Pellegrini confirms Yaya Toure out of tomorrow's clash with Sunderland. Nowt to worry about then! #safc

WE'RE GOING TO WIN

IMAGINE IT

THE DOUBLE OVER CITY TO STOP THEM WINNING THE TITLE

TO GET RELEGATED ON 28 POINTS

IMAGINE

#daretodream2dreamharder

 

[FootballFan]

He's too far for me to see what thread it is.

At 3pm I'm gonna say really loudly I need to go ly dow.

Make a thread in off topic.

"Guy in front of me wearing naughty black vest is reading gaf. Pls turn around if u see this thread"

 

[Wilbur]

At least a few out of hundreds of students must be on GAF. I don't generally post your tier of blackmail-bait, though.

If you're suggesting something Salazar, I have no qualms in telling the authorities you're actually Welsh

Better pre-emptively tell him about the Twix.

Those tumblr gifs are pretty incriminating.

It was a wispa m8















I'm never getting a job, am I?

 

[Hixx]

Maybe the hirer will be female and have a Wispa fetish.

 

[Wilbur]

:lol vulva

Walk past him and just leave him a little post it note with an illustration of Samuel L Jackson

"do you have the budo"

@YoungSunEcho 1m
Man City boss Manuel Pellegrini confirms Yaya Toure out of tomorrow's clash with Sunderland. Nowt to worry about then! #safc

WE'RE GOING TO WIN

IMAGINE IT

THE DOUBLE OVER CITY TO STOP THEM WINNING THE TITLE

TO GET RELEGATED ON 28 POINTS

IMAGINE

#daretodream2dreamharder

#startedfromthebottom
#nowwearestillatthebottom
#butmaybewewillfinishseventeenth
#whyareyougigglingbehindme
#ididntknowyouusegaftoo
#weshouldmakeout

 

[Yurt]

I know a guy who posts on GAF

He doesn't know that I post here too though.

I forgot his username. It was either an obscure DC or Marvel character.

Oh god some knob behind me is reading GAF

what do I do

Masterful. :lol

 

[Carbonox]

He's too far for me to see what thread it is.

At 3pm I'm gonna say really loudly I need to go ly dow.

You should be able to gauge their allegiance on GAF depending on buzzwords/sentences you use:

"wii u wii u wii u wii u" or "gee, those vita sales were sure disappointing last week" = Gaming GAF

"fuck bayern" or "mes que un club" or "YES MOYES" = Footy GAF

"brock lesnar" = the dude is actually Lambda

 

[The Atticus]

Maybe the hirer will be female and have a Wispa fetish.

Willy-o'-the-Wispa?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

More James Wilson loveliness.

https://twitter.com/ManUtdVines/status/455789169143717888

 

[Wilbur]

Imagine if it's doicare

 

[Jack cw]

That's a lot of marketing $$$$ you're up against.

I know but somebody has to.

 

[Carbonox]

I know but somebody has to.

 

[FootballFan]

Imagine if it's doicare

I think it's kipless. Who else could it be.

 

[Razgreez]

THEY'RE NOT PLAYING FOOTBALL

THEY'VE JUST PARKED THE BUS

THEY DON'T DESERVE IT BECAUSE THEY WERE ANTI-FOOTBALL

WE HAD MORE POSSESSION IT'S NOT FAIR

WHINGE WHINGE WHINGE WHINGE WHINGE

Real Bayern supporters, not so much the fanatics, are more concerned with Bayern's current brittle defence than wasting energy on such pointless complaints though. Tactics are tactics, you do what you need to to win

 

[GorillaJu]

I feel bad for Man City. They can feel really hard done by this season, losing Aguero to injury for so long and being stuck with only 3 forwards who cost 20m+ each. And then losing Yaya Toure and being stuck with a few 30 million pound midfielders. Don't even get me started on the injustice with refereeing decisions this year.

 

[Wilbur]

Real Bayern supporters, not so much the fanatics, are more concerned with Bayern's current brittle defence than wasting energy on such pointless complaints though. Tactics are tactics, you do what you need to to win

Good lad.

 

[Salazar]

Looking forward to Arnie coming back on and telling us more about how winning the league will unlock Jason Puncheon as a viable Liverpool transfer target.

"I'd be made up with that", he says.

 

[Yurt]

Ooh right he's a hardcore gooner too


.......wedward?

 

[L1NETT]

Viva you're gonna have to find out who it is, you know that right?

--

Yaya out for 2 weeks.

GL City

Real Bayern supporters, not so much the fanatics, are more concerned with Bayern's current brittle defence than wasting energy on such pointless complaints though. Tactics are tactics, you do what you need to to win

This guy, this guy right here

A+

 

[Vivalaraza]

I am running searches based on things he's mentioned are happening in his life.

 

[Wilbur]

Looking forward to Arnie coming back on and telling us more about how winning the league will unlock Jason Puncheon as a viable Liverpool transfer target.

"I'd be made up with that", he says.

i am having trouble with my breathing

 

[GorillaJu]

Looking forward to Arnie coming back on and telling us more about how winning the league will unlock Jason Puncheon as a viable Liverpool transfer target.

"I'd be made up with that", he says.

Danny Graham would be a real moneyball signing.

 

[Hixx]

Danny Graham is going to fire SAFC back to the promised land next to Connor Wickham.

20 goals a piece

bookmark this post

#107points

-

"Top 10 female nudes in art"

9. Vivienne Westwood

-

"Top 10 sexiest works of art"

Tentacle rape

Are you fucking kidding me, Guardian?

 

[Salvadora]

Looking forward to Arnie coming back on and telling us more about how winning the league will unlock Jason Puncheon as a viable Liverpool transfer target.

"I'd be made up with that", he says.

:lol.

Flawless.

 

[Yen]

This is the second day of sun northern ireland has had this year, which of course means I'm out in the garden in shorts and tshirt. Do your worst Ra, I do not fear you!

 

[Jack cw]

Real Bayern supporters, not so much the fanatics, are more concerned with Bayern's current brittle defence than wasting energy on such pointless complaints though. Tactics are tactics, you do what you need to to win

So what Bayern supporter here isnt concerned with the current form and Peps tactics right now? Its all we talk about in Bayern and Bundesliga GAF...

 

[Barzul]

Just seeing the Kroos 260k stuff. Man Utd to remind everyone who the real moneyhouses are in football. RVP, Rooney, Kroos. All would be on 250K+

 

[Clegg]

This is the second day of sun northern ireland has had this year, which of course means I'm out in the garden in shorts and tshirt. Do your worst Ra, I do not fear you!

I'm in uni today and have noticed the shorter length of skirts around the place.

I appreciate it greatly,

 

[Wilbur]

Danny Graham is going to fire SAFC back to the promised land next to Connor Wickham.

20 goals a piece

bookmark this post

#107points

-

"Top 10 female nudes in art"

9. Vivienne Westwood

-

"Top 10 sexiest works of art"

Tentacle rape

Are you fucking kidding me, Guardian?

The male one had some punk guy just holding his cock, the blurb for it was hilarious

 

[Vivalaraza]

I really wish a manager would sub on Puncheon and say "Puncheon, I choose you!"

It would make so many people so happy.

 

[Salazar]

Just seeing the Kroos 260k stuff. Man Utd to remind everyone who the real moneyhouses are in football. RVP, Rooney, Kroos. All would be on 250K+

Robin doesn't have that long left. Not long at all if Moyes stays, lol.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

When does the US PSN store update?

ITS (almost) TRIALS TIME BABY

Sheit.

Forgot Trials was out this week. I do love me some Trials, we'll need to arrange some 4-player races.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I really wish a manager would sub on Puncheon and say "Puncheon, I choose you!"

It would make so many people so happy.

Having

difficulty

keeping

lunch

in

mouth

 

[Salvadora]

Puncheon sounds like a fighting type Eevee.

 

[Hixx]

Sheit.

Forgot Trials was out this week. I do love me some Trials, we'll need to arrange some 4-player races.

They took online multiplayer out.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Kevin Palmer ‏@kpsundayworld 4m

Man Utd have agreed £35m deal for Sporting Lisbon's William Carvalho, according to @talkSPORT. First of many new arrivals if true #MUFC

Erm, that's pretty pricey. Ah well.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Puncheon needs to bring back his celebratory arse wipe.

They took online multiplayer out.

Well… shit. Scrap that then.

 

[GorillaJu]

Erm, that's pretty pricey. Ah well.

It's also talksport!

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

It's also talksport!

They can say true things.

 

[Wilbur]

Puncheon sounds like a fighting type Eevee.

I dunno why they're still holding out on us for a ghost type Eevee

Imagine how sexy

Erm, that's pretty pricey. Ah well.

Hopefully his wages wouldn't be that much tho; considering Kroos wouldn't be much cheaper and he's probably on 150-200k a week more.