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[L1NETT]

Bumhead you are two up already :lol

Charlton look doomed

Wouldn't mind a trip to the Valley next year.

 

[Walshy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTVspy43xxI

Memories :'(

i'm dying here.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Fergie told Kagawa he would replace Rooney.

Fucking Moyes.

 

[Bumhead]

Charlton back in it.

Hope we stuff them and send them down to be honest. They've been an insufferable bore for us for a few years now.

 

[Salvadora]

The chance of United securing Klopp was always going to be miniscule.

It looks like they haven't got many options tbh.

 

[Salazar]

Fellaini resigns in protest pls

The chance of United securing Klopp was always going to be miniscule.

It looks like they haven't got many options tbh.

The fire is better than the frying pan

 

[L1NETT]

Birmingham losing already

They are in fucking dreadful form, they could slip out.

 

[raven777]

I think he said he decided around Christmas when his wife's sister died, but he wanted to go out on "top" in a sense with one last league title.

So he didn't really lie, so much as a change of plans.

oh ok thats more of what I knew. I really think "lie" is a bit too strong in that situation.

 

[Scum]

Fergie told Kagawa he would replace Rooney.

Fucking Moyes.

Nice one, Moyes. Daft cunt.

 

[3Sixty]

1-0 to Portsmouth already, could be five wins on the bounce! We're the Liverpool of the bottom half of League Two.

Knew this would happened when you sacked that twat.

 

[Yurt]

A FIFA agent has suggested Juventus’ key concern this summer won’t be Paul Pogba or Claudio Marchisio, but Antonio Conte.

Conte is still refusing to comment on his future.

hmmmm we need a brave reporter to call him a bald cunt or something in English, I wanna see his facial expression.

 

[D_prOdigy]

The semi-realistic prospect of poaching Bayern players should be incentive enough for Klopp to come.

 

[kmax]

I think the fans and Glazers alike would of accepted a 4th place spot for the Champions League, but they're in no man's land right now with no light in sight. I think the club wants a fresh start coming next season, so this is definitely the right decision. Moyes has proven that he is not the man to lead the club.

United need someone like Klopp or Simone who can inspire them to achieve greatness once again.

 

[Scum]

Conte is still refusing to comment on his future.

hmmmm we need a brave reporter to call him a bald cunt or something in English, I wanna see his facial expression.

lol

 

[Jarnet87]

Can't believe Moyes is getting the sack.

Like, it was always coming, but it's still a surprise. We won't even get to see what he would have done with £200m, or whatever transfer fund there would have been.

We got a sample size, and it was an awful one at that. Overpaying for Fellaini and then shelling out a boat load of money for Mata, only to play him out of position. Moyes would have bought big name players just to buy big name players. At least if we get Klopp, Simeone, van Gaal in then they are spending money with a plan in mind.

 

[LegoArmo]

oh ok thats more of what I knew. I really think "lie" is a bit too strong in that situation.

I doubt it was much of an issue for Kagawa, but for van Persie, it was probably his last big move, abandoning a club he'd been at for years for a chance to win trophies, and he got one, but he was expecting more success... Not David Moyes to walk through the door 12 months later.

 

[Salazar]

United need someone like Klopp or Simone who can inspire them to achieve greatness once again.

Your pulse does not quicken ?

 

[WJD]

Gridlocked on the M5 but this news is making it almost bearable.


Yesssssss

 

[spidye]

lol klopp

you guys have to wake up someday

 

[Randdalf]

Knew this would happened when you sacked that twat.

Yeah, Barker was a complete joke and turned us into one as well.

 

[Arnie]

Your pulse does not quicken ?

It'll decline gradually over the summer as Laurent Blanc fades into view.

 

[Yurt]

lol

 

[SuperHans]

Klopp signed a new contract in October and is contracted until 2018 and Moyes was given a 6 year contract (lol). It'll cost a fortune between the two of them.

www.theguardian.com/football/2013/o...w-contract-borussia-dortmund-2018&h=IAQHEEJUZ

 

[Broder Salsa]

Omg pls let's steal Mou.

For Chelsea reactions more than anything else.

I would suggest trying for someone more realistic, like Neil Lennon.

Klopp signed a new contract in October and is contracted until 2018 and Moyes was given a 6 year contract (lol). It'll cost a fortune between the two of them.

www.theguardian.com/football/2013/o...w-contract-borussia-dortmund-2018&h=IAQHEEJUZ

There has been lots of reports about there being a break clause in Moysehs contract, meaning they don't have to pay out all his years at all.

 

[LegoArmo]

Klopp signed a new contract in October and is contracted until 2018 and Moyes was given a 6 year contract (lol). It'll cost a fortune between the two of them.

www.theguardian.com/football/2013/o...w-contract-borussia-dortmund-2018&h=IAQHEEJUZ

Moyes being sacked the day after it became mathematically impossible for United to get 4th seems to imply there was a clause in his contract. Doubt United will have to pay him too much.

 

[Blablurn]

The semi-realistic prospect of poaching Bayern players should be incentive enough for Klopp to come.

lol

 

[Scum]

Yurt, please! Shop Moyes onto Klopp and replace the P60 with P45!

 

[Freewheelin']

We will go through the same thing with Wenger when he retires

 

[LegoArmo]

I don't know what Klopp will think of a future at Dortmund, they're finishing as many points off top as United are, but somehow remain second. Is that not depressing?

 

[raven777]

There has been lots of reports about there being a break clause in Moysehs contract, meaning they don't have to pay out all his years at all.

really? hope this is true.

 

[Arnie]

I don't know what Klopp will think of a future at Dortmund, they're finishing as many points off top as United are, but somehow remain second. Is that not depressing?

Is that true?

That's fucking embarrassing.

 

[Yurt]

@Scum
can't do that with MS Paint I'm afraid

 

[Clegg]

Spare a thought for poor Marwan.

 

[Salazar]

It'll decline gradually over the summer as Laurent Blanc fades into view.

Lolo would be alright. He knows what good footballers look like.

Edit: whoops racial subtext

 

[SuperHans]

Moyes being sacked the day after it became mathematically impossible for United to get 4th seems to imply there was a clause in his contract. Doubt United will have to pay him too much.

Makes sense. It would lessen the blow slightly but buying Klopp out of his contract would still be very costly.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Pardew.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Moyes being sacked the day after it became mathematically impossible for United to get 4th seems to imply there was a clause in his contract. Doubt United will have to pay him too much.

Capped at 2 years apparently.

Costs £12m.

 

[Arnie]

So Honigstein and BundesligaGAF are dismissing and laughing at any suggestion that Klopp might be interested in United.

This isn't a loaded question at all but can I ask why?

 

[Gambit]

I can understand how happy the United fans must be. Like I was at Klinsmann's exit.

But I do feel for Moyes. Whoever followed Sir Alex had like a 90% chance of failure and 100% of being a let-down in comparison. At least Moyes had the balls to take the job.

 

[CecilRousso]

There has been lots of reports about there being a break clause in Moysehs contract, meaning they don't have to pay out all his years at all.

There should be. I think most manager contracts have a fixed costs for when the club breaks it. Alan Pardew is hardly going to get 6 years salary if/when he´s fired.

 

[Salvadora]

We will go through the same thing with Wenger when he retires

Look on the bright side, we won't have as far a distance to drop

Anyway, I doubt it.

For one, Scottish citizenship won't be one of the requirements we would look for in Wenger's successor.

 

[Mr.Marston]

We will go through the same thing with Wenger when he retires

We won't hire someone as bad as Moyes.

 

[Scum]

@Scum
can't do that with MS Paint I'm afraid

:-(

Pardew.

Pardew to United.
Sherwood to Newcastle.
Moyes to Spurs.

 

[Salazar]

Capped at 2 years apparently.

Costs £12m.

Magic.

The Mata blog post graciously farewelling David and wishing him well in his future endeavours is going to utterly break me, :lol

So Honigstein and BundesligaGAF are dismissing and laughing at any suggestion that Klopp might be interested in United.

This isn't a loaded question at all but can I ask why?

Honigstein seems to have weird personal beef with Van Gaal, too.

 

[Blablurn]

So Honigstein and BundesligaGAF are dismissing and laughing at any suggestion that Klopp might be interested in United.

This isn't a loaded question at all but can I ask why?

Klopp himself said several times he will fullfill every contract.

 

[TeddyBoy]

Van Gaal! Nooooooooo! ;_;

Levy you'd better be on the phone to LVG right now. We only have hours left before Moyes gets sacked, DO SOMETHING.

Don't worry, if LVG goes United, you'll get Pochettino (sorry 3Sixty).

To those who say United can't get any worse than Moyes, remember what Hodgson did to Liverpool. It can get much worse.

 

[Vivalaraza]

So Honigstein and BundesligaGAF are dismissing and laughing at any suggestion that Klopp might be interested in United.

This isn't a loaded question at all but can I ask why?

He's too loyal to them IMO.

Don't think it's a matter of not being interested. Just doesn't want to let Dortmund down.

A wonderful man.

 

[SuperHans]

I can understand how happy the United fans must be. Like I was at Klinsmann's exit.

But I do feel for Moyes. Whoever followed Sir Alex had like a 90% chance of failure and 100% of being a let-down in comparison. At least Moyes had the balls to take the job.

He was the chosen one. He didn't have a choice.

 

[Clegg]

On a human level it's hard not to feel bad for Moyes. Left a steady job where he was respected by his players, fans and board of management for a much bigger one where it soon became obvious that he was totally out of his depth. Now the reputation he built up over the last 10 years is in tatters.

 

[Wes]