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[Salvadora]

Can you imagine if Barry finally gets his dream move to Anfield?

what a time to be gareth

Would be a Cinderella story for Anthony Barry.

 

[Freewheelin']

lol thanks Wooden

anyway, this bit from the Guardian is interesting about Martinez:

At home he has installed an L-shaped sofa in the sitting room, enabling him and his wife Beth to sit together in the evenings while watching separate televison sets. Wearing headphones, Martínez analyses numerous football matches from around the world, with their various tactical nuances sparking his lively imagination.

 

[Elchele]

Haven't read anything about it. What's it about and where did you get it from?

milch pls. I probably should have ended in just Firmino to make the joke obvious. But if you were trying to get Kagawa, maybe you're still going to sign a new CAM.

wow

such arrogance

much wankery

that guy jimmy conrad is insufferable

 

[wedward]

Yeah he sure added a lot with his defensive presence, just look at how little they conceded.

Didn't think about that. When Ramsey was alive Arsenal had the best defense in the league.

Liverpool have been shipping goals all season with Gerrard as their rock.

 

[Mr.Marston]

This dude really looks like a fatter version of Torres :lol

who is he.

Some guy that used to work at Justin.TV I think he's a Twitch Admin these days

 

[Broder Salsa]

About to watch that mad men ep. I hope it's good.

Didn't think about that. When Ramsey was alive Arsenal had the best defense in the league.

Liverpool have been shipping goals all season with Gerrard as their rock.

I'm glad I could assist you in this argument.

Some guy that used to work at Justin.TV I think he's a Twitch Admin these days

Makes sense. Better than them using furry emoticons of each others underaged boyfriends I guess.

 

[Milchmonster]

milch pls. I probably should have ended in just Firmino to make the joke obvious. But if you were trying to get Kagawa, maybe you're still going to sign a new CAM.

Well, what the hell do I know :lol I bet you actually have some shady sources talking about us signing Firmino or some shit haha

Not sure that being interested in Kagawa means anything, though. Signing Kagawa would mean signing a (potential) world class player for around the price of an Aubameyang, you can't pass on that. For another, more expensive player it would make more sense to wait another year and look how Hofmann develops, if Micky is playing there again and if Reus stays or not.

 

[LanceVance]

This dude really looks like a fatter version of Torres :lol

who is he.

It's Nathan

Can't you tell

 

[arkon]

Looks like Wash from Firefly to me.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Makes sense. Better than them using furry emoticons of each others underaged boyfriends I guess.

"Fursona"

Fucking hell :lol

 

[Stubo]

Moyes on so many front pages.

"Moyes is toast" is killing me!

 

[Meier]

Ramsey was unreal this year when he played. Txiki please. Ditch Nasri and give me Aaron.

Silva not being in a team of the year is pretty sad. IMO he was arguably the player of the season when healthy.

 

[Arnie]

Gerrard only switched to that new controlling role in January. He's played there for 12 games, the last one being Norwich away. He's played all of those 12 games. The very first was a 2-2 draw with Aston Villa; there were doubts he'd be able to adapt to such a new role so late in his career during a period of intense football.

Would you like me to tell you what happened during the 11 games after Aston Villa?

 

[The Atticus]

"The dog that thinks it's a man"

 

[danwarb]

Most of the goals Liverpool ship result from indidual errors. Also defending crosses.

 

[Scum]

Gerrard only switched to that new controlling role in January. He's played there for 12 games, the last one being Norwich away. He's played all of those 12 games. The very first was a 2-2 draw with Aston Villa; there were doubts he'd be able to adapt to such a new role so late in his career at such a period of intense football.

Would you like me to tell you what happened during the 11 games after Aston Villa?

You've been a right git since Liverpool ended up top of the league. I hope you lose the Community Shield to Hull when you play them. Cunt.

 

[Broder Salsa]

"The dog that thinks it's a man"

Fuck I need to read what that's all about.

 

[Arnie]

Fuck. I'm dying. I can't live any longer.

https://t.co/ar2tWCRtez

I can't fucking believe this is over. I'm actually sad.

Moyes. Don't leave me.

You are my fire.

 

[The Atticus]

Fuck I need to read what that's all about.

REVEALED

 

[Broder Salsa]

Fuck. I'm dying. I can't live any longer.

https://t.co/ar2tWCRtez

I can't fucking believe this is over. I'm actually sad.

Moyes. Don't leave me.

You are my fire.

There's a video of them doing this to him for about 3 minutes. It's hilarious, he's like a confused baby in the middle.

 

[LegoArmo]

Fuck I need to read what that's all about.

So many stories I want to read.

 

[Arnie]

There's a video of them doing this to him for about 3 minutes. It's hilarious, he's like a confused baby in the middle.

PLEASE SHARE IT

I can't believe it's over.

What a ride.

 

[Broder Salsa]

PLEASE SHARE IT

I can't believe it's over.

What a ride.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqper6uOP_c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzG78nb6jOo

 

[Freewheelin']

PLEASE SHARE IT

I can't believe it's over.

What a ride.

I CANT BELIEVE YOU HAVENT SEEN IT

 

[Arnie]

I FOUND IT MYSELF

EVERYONE STOP

I WANT TO MAKE A THREAD IN THE OFF TOPIC

I"M LAUGHING TOO MUCH

WHEN ROONEY MEGS HIM AND HE TURNS AROUND TO SORT OF JAB HIM, SMILING

HE WONT STOP SMILING

STOP SMILING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqper6uOP_c

 

[Elchele]

Fuck. I'm dying. I can't live any longer.

https://t.co/ar2tWCRtez

I can't fucking believe this is over. I'm actually sad.

Moyes. Don't leave me.

You are my fire.

he looks so happy there

 

[wedward]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqper6uOP_c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzG78nb6jOo

It is impossible to respect a man after you have seen him look like that.

 

[doicare]

Check Chelsea's injury list.

United, CIty and Arsenal need shooting for this many injuries.

As i've said before in previous posts Chelsea is the only top team to have been lucky and had less injuries than Liverpool.

 

[spidye]

I liked moyes

anywho

chelsea's second final in 2 years is getting closer and closer. meanwhile, and I'm not really trying to troll or anything, real (especially ronnie and bale) are goiing to destroy us

 

[Fry]

As i've said before in previous posts Chelsea is the only top team to have been lucky and had less injuries than Liverpool.

You're daft mate.

 

[FuturusX]

This is how we should remember Moyes. Running around in some deliriously happy skip-along.

 

[Arnie]

he looks so happy there

He runs like an unstable puppy.

It's so funny.

His arms are all over the shop.

 

[jtb]

As i've said before in previous posts Chelsea is the only top team to have been lucky and had less injuries than Liverpool.

the point of football isn't to deserve to win, it's to win.

 

[Broder Salsa]

It is impossible to respect a man after you have seen him look like that.

Imagine a manager sounding like this trying to gain his players respect then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmEYhLuhvBw&t=0m15s

 

[LanceVance]

I FOUND IT MYSELF

EVERYONE STOP

I WANT TO MAKE A THREAD IN THE OFF TOPIC

I"M LAUGHING TOO MUCH

WHEN ROONEY MEGS HIM AND HE TURNS AROUND TO SORT OF JAB HIM, SMILING

HE WONT STOP SMILING

STOP SMILING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqper6uOP_c

I bet Brendan was hiding in the trees watching

A smile slowly spread across his lips

He let out a small chuckle

Then vanished into a cloud of smoke

 

[LegoArmo]

Everyone needs a little luck. Liverpool deserve the title.

 

[FuturusX]

Moyes office chair should have been rigged to jettison his arse the moment it was mathematically impossible to get into the top 4.

Everyone needs a little luck. Liverpool deserve the title.

96 goals...Yep. I think so.

 

[Freewheelin']

I bet Brendan was hiding in the trees watching

A smile slowly spread across his lips

He let out a small chuckle

Then vanished into a cloud of smoke

:lol just imagining this is great.

 

[Salazar]

He's going.

I have a date with a girl soon.

Moyes is leaving.

I've just earned 75 quid at work.

David Moyes is dead.

I'm seeing Spider-man tomorrow.

Moyeezus is GONE

Bastard. I have no money, no date, and I've got to play football tonight with legs more fucked than Michael Owen's.

Not arsed about Spiderman.

 

[doicare]

You're daft mate.

Are you going to be another one of these posters who tries to claim there's no such thing as a luck in football and injuries don't matter?

the point of football isn't to deserve to win, it's to win.

Unfortunately if you have to rely on luck to win something instead of skill more often than not your luck will run out and you'll end up losing to the better team.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Things are looking up, finally. Moyes out? Yes.

I hope that bastard lands on his feet, but he clearly was the biggest reason why we are at 7th place on the table.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Guys... Stop responding to doicare ffs.

Bastard. I have no money, no date, and I've got to play football tonight with legs more fucked than Michael Owen's.

Not arsed about Spiderman.

At least you got facial hair.

 

[Salvadora]

Good lord.

Even Jimmy Lumsden doesn't do that.

 

[Arnie]

Not arsed about Spiderman.

This got me.

Not hard, though. After watching Moyes run in circles my comedic immune system is in tatters.

 

[FuturusX]

I don't think Van Gaal is right for UTD. Someone younger with new ideas. Klopp or bust. Simeone, perhaps.

 

[Elchele]

I don't think Van Gaal is right for UTD. Someone younger with new ideas. Klopp or bust. Simeone, perhaps.

Giggs it is

 

[Andrefpvs]

This guy

"Officer, do you realise you're touching Jesus?"​

 

[subtles]

I'm a horrible person for laughing at Moyes trying to run with a gleeful face

 

[Arnie]

I don't think Van Gaal is right for UTD. Someone younger with new ideas. Klopp or bust. Simeone, perhaps.

I agree about LVG. I think he's too mad.

I think Simeone might go after this season, because ultimately what else is there to achieve at Atletico given the state of the club? Every time he builds a team, or begins to, it gets dismantled. He'd be best off winning the league and getting out of town.

 

[José Mourinho]

doicare says if you rely on luck your luck eventually runs out and you get beaten by the better team. Does that mean that all those times he talked about United's bad luck, or luck which had run out, they were in fact just being beaten by the better teams. Is that what this means? Has he now rendered all his previous posts null and void?