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[subtles]

I'm sure they'll love that.

Klopp won't.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I'm sure they'll love that.

Klopp won't.

They'll buy him his plane ticket.

He'll have no choice then.

Shinji will pick him up!

 

[Salazar]

Here's an idea.

£200m war chest. Send it all to Dortmund in return for one Kloppo.

Banned Paper are on it

WHERE NEXT FOR MOYES?

BORUSSIA DORTMUND
Jurgen Klopp could head to United in a job swap.

BAYER LEVERKUSEN
Sami Hyypia was sacked this month, leaving a vacancy.

TOTTENHAM
Tim Sherwood is on his way and Moyes has previously been linked with Spurs.

NEWCASTLE
Alan Pardew is under pressure and Mike Ashley could move for Moyes.

INTER MILAN
Walter Mazzarri’s side are 34 points off the top and his position is uncertain.

 

[Fry]

Banned Paper are on it

Why would Borussia ever go for him :lol

 

[subtles]

They'll buy him his plane ticket.

He'll have no choice then.

Shinji will pick him up!

But what about his transfer kitty!

 

[Vivalaraza]

Job swap :lol

I will never understand media.

But what about his transfer kitty!

Everton are coming in big for Clev.

 

[Fry]

Holy shit at Berbatovs goal.

 

[sohois]

Here's an idea.

£200m war chest. Send it all to Dortmund in return for one Kloppo.

Leaving United with about 15 first teamers next season once half of them retire or leave. Sounds like a plan

 

[subtles]

We're two goals away from becoming the second highest scoring team in a PL season.

Manchester United had 97 goals in 1999-00.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Grim grey skies above
Darkness covers the land
A broken Scottish man
About to get canned

Tactics Tim collapsed
Spurs were uninspired
Still holding to top 6
While Moyes gets fired

Everton was rewarded
Someone was holding them back
Full potential unlocked
While Moyes gets the sack

Arsenal's March bane
Wenger and company implode
Still ahead of United
While Moyes hits the road

Plastic club City
With their pockets enlarged
Oil money can't fill stadiums
While Moyes gets discharged

Chelsea slowing down
Mourinho feeling exhausted
Hoping to lift a trophy
While Moyes gets ousted

Liverpool less fixtures
Masters of the bin dip
Sitting atop of the table
While Moyes gets the whip

Neymar massive flop
Messi barfs and vomits
Barca smuggling children
Anelka racist comments
Guardiola killing Bayern
Their president arrested
Giroud betraying his wife
Frozen Twix bars molested
Adnan online sex chatting
Drug bust in a major club
Match fixing scandals
Hooligans fighting in a pub
Qatar WC a fucking mess
300k/week was shortsighted
But nothing is as embarrassing
As when Moyes led United

 

[subtles]

We're also on course to finishing a league campaign with no games ending 0-0.

The last time we had that scoreline was all the way back at the Everton game in May.

 

[Lightning]

Banned Paper are on it

Tottenham and Newcastle are the only possible options from there.

Moyes at Spurs would be lovely indeed.

 

[Marc]

Why would Borussia ever go for him :lol

To be fair, Moyes' record against German teams is quite good. :-/



Still not gone eh? Pretty shitty way to go about it.

 

[Barzul]

Grim grey skies above
Darkness covers the land
A broken Scottish man
About to get canned

Tactics Tim collapsed
Spurs were uninspired
Still holding to top 6
While Moyes gets fired

Everton was rewarded
Someone was holding them back
Full potential unlocked
While Moyes gets the sack

Arsenal's March bane
Wenger and company implode
Still ahead of United
While Moyes hits the road

Plastic club City
With their pockets enlarged
Oil money can't fill stadiums
While Moyes gets discharged

Chelsea slowing down
Mourinho feeling exhausted
Hoping to lift a trophy
While Moyes gets ousted

Liverpool less fixtures
Masters of the bin dip
Sitting atop of the table
While Moyes gets the whip

Neymar massive flop
Messi barfs and vomits
Barca smuggling children
Anelka racist comments
Guardiola killing Bayern
Their president arrested
Giroud betraying his wife
Frozen Twix bars molested
Adnan online sex chatting
Drug bust in a major club
Match fixing scandals
Hooligans fighting in a pub
Qatar WC a fucking mess
300k/week was shortsighted
But nothing is as embarrassing
As when Moyes led United

OMFG. This has to be in the top 10 posts I've ever read on GAF.

 

[subtles]

Adieu

Absolutely Brilliant

 

[Fry]

Grim grey skies above
Darkness covers the land
A broken Scottish man
About to get canned

Tactics Tim collapsed
Spurs were uninspired
Still holding to top 6
While Moyes gets fired

Everton was rewarded
Someone was holding them back
Full potential unlocked
While Moyes gets the sack

Arsenal's March bane
Wenger and company implode
Still ahead of United
While Moyes hits the road

Plastic club City
With their pockets enlarged
Oil money can't fill stadiums
While Moyes gets discharged

Chelsea slowing down
Mourinho feeling exhausted
Hoping to lift a trophy
While Moyes gets ousted

Liverpool less fixtures
Masters of the bin dip
Sitting atop of the table
While Moyes gets the whip

Neymar massive flop
Messi barfs and vomits
Barca smuggling children
Anelka racist comments
Guardiola killing Bayern
Their president arrested
Giroud betraying his wife
Frozen Twix bars molested
Adnan online sex chatting
Drug bust in a major club
Match fixing scandals
Hooligans fighting in a pub
Qatar WC a fucking mess
300k/week was shortsighted
But nothing is as embarrassing
As when Moyes led United

What a time to be alive

 

[Slizz]

Grim grey skies above
Darkness covers the land
A broken Scottish man
About to get canned

Tactics Tim collapsed
Spurs were uninspired
Still holding to top 6
While Moyes gets fired

Everton was rewarded
Someone was holding them back
Full potential unlocked
While Moyes gets the sack

Arsenal's March bane
Wenger and company implode
Still ahead of United
While Moyes hits the road

Plastic club City
With their pockets enlarged
Oil money can't fill stadiums
While Moyes gets discharged

Chelsea slowing down
Mourinho feeling exhausted
Hoping to lift a trophy
While Moyes gets ousted

Liverpool less fixtures
Masters of the bin dip
Sitting atop of the table
While Moyes gets the whip

Neymar massive flop
Messi barfs and vomits
Barca smuggling children
Anelka racist comments
Guardiola killing Bayern
Their president arrested
Giroud betraying his wife
Frozen Twix bars molested
Adnan online sex chatting
Drug bust in a major club
Match fixing scandals
Hooligans fighting in a pub
Qatar WC a fucking mess
300k/week was shortsighted
But nothing is as embarrassing
As when Moyes led United

Brilliant. Classic. Perfect.

 

[LegoArmo]

So beautiful.

 

[Meier]

That one is Lambda's best yet and deserves to spread outside GAF. It demands a bigger audience.

P.S. FU!!

 

[Sviatoslav]

It was more than Moyes deserved, that's for sure.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Grim grey skies above
Darkness covers the land
A broken Scottish man
About to get canned

Tactics Tim collapsed
Spurs were uninspired
Still holding to top 6
While Moyes gets fired

Everton was rewarded
Someone was holding them back
Full potential unlocked
While Moyes gets the sack

Arsenal's March bane
Wenger and company implode
Still ahead of United
While Moyes hits the road

Plastic club City
With their pockets enlarged
Oil money can't fill stadiums
While Moyes gets discharged

Chelsea slowing down
Mourinho feeling exhausted
Hoping to lift a trophy
While Moyes gets ousted

Liverpool less fixtures
Masters of the bin dip
Sitting atop of the table
While Moyes gets the whip

Neymar massive flop
Messi barfs and vomits
Barca smuggling children
Anelka racist comments
Guardiola killing Bayern
Their president arrested
Giroud betraying his wife
Frozen Twix bars molested
Adnan online sex chatting
Drug bust in a major club
Match fixing scandals
Hooligans fighting in a pub
Qatar WC a fucking mess
300k/week was shortsighted
But nothing is as embarrassing
As when Moyes led United

 

[Tim the Wiz]

1) Klopp
2) Simeone
3) De Boer

Those are the 3 I would be delighted with. Klopp isn't going to come, I don't see it. Some of the English media seem to think he could be swayed but I don't see what they are basing it on. So that leaves us with either of the other two. De Boer might be too big a risk...so Simeone is the one I'd be happy with. Although that too has it's issues.

The thing is I want a manager with a philosophy who will come in and begin to reshape the squad and the club. However, if we can't get any of the above...and that's a real possibility, I suppose someone in the mould of LvG is fine. I just worry about him, I don't know anything about him but he sounds insane. I feel like we need a calming influence right now. If the LvG + De Boer thing is true though...I would be happy with that.



He could be appointed at the start of June otherwise. So that means 6 weeks later.

There is a lot he can do in those 6 weeks. He won't be thinking about United until the end of the WC. It'll be a fleeting thought.

He needs to come in an assess the squad, his staff, the club staff, think about transfers. There's fucking loads he can do that 6 months wouldn't be enough for.

LVG is mad, but he's a mad genius who'd get us back on track. Don't think he'd last more than three or four years. But three or four years of good football and reasonable success is miles better than whatever you'd care to describe this past season as.

Who else is there? Hiddink is taking his job. Bielsa is going to France. Klopp ain't going anywhere; Simeone too probably. Madrid (surely) won't be stupid enough to sack Ancelotti. Don't see us rolling the dice on another trophyless manager.

Frank de Boer, maybe: ticks all the right boxes without standing out much.

Gary just has this unwavering romantic view of United. He believes United must always give time to managers and the play must revolve around wingers. It doesn't matter if the manager or wingers are shit.

And his brother is a Moyes boy.

 

[bjaelke]

 

[brokenbeans]

Today is the day.

 

[Blablurn]

Let's go Chelsea. Don't Fuck this up tonight.

 

[FootballFan]

Let's go Chelsea. Don't Fuck this up tonight.

 

[Blablurn]

 

[subtles]

Now is the time.

Tonight Chelsea run with intensity like never before.

Apparently every one of their League defeats came just before a CL match.

Bodes well for the weekend.

 

[Blablurn]

Apparently Pep has a secret plan for Madrid. But I wanna spend 1€ on reading the article. So im just going for the surprise tmw.

 

[GQman2121]

We need this guy to show up....

 

[kmax]

It's kind of funny that the only ones that will miss Moyes are United's rivals.

 

[Blablurn]

Moyes died for our sins

 

[bjaelke]

It's kind of funny that the only ones that will miss Moyes are United's rivals.

And Air Ads.

 

[Salazar]

Today is the day.

His team have got to go with him.

Aside from the seemingly tremendous plunge in technical competence compared to Meulensteen, and the fact that the players demonstrably aren't arsed to play for them, there's just a pitiable lack of ambition. And imagination. And understanding of the level the club aspires to and historically occupies.

"When you are building a squad to compete on all fronts you don't want every single player to be the same. You want options and differences. In a certain game it might be Tom Cleverley and Carrick in midfield, it might be Fellaini and Carrick, or Fellaini and Anderson. It has given the manager options he didn't have before.

When you're building a squad to compete on all fronts, Fellaini, Carrick, Cleverley, Anderson means you are fucked. It doesn't add up to a satisfying range of tactical possibilities for anybody who knows what competitive football at the top of the table and in the CL is like. I don't know how Steve Round existed and functioned at Everton. It feels like he'd be unmasked as a know-nothing at fucking Dagenham. I want him tagged. I want alarms to go off if he comes within 20 miles of Carrington.

 

[Lightning]

Let's go Chelsea. Don't Fuck this up tonight.

An all Madrid final is what I'm looking for. Atletico taking it out.

Anyone other than Chelsea winning it is acceptable though.

 

[Blablurn]

An all Madrid final is what I'm looking for. Atletico taking it out.

Anyone other than Chelsea winning it is acceptable though.

I just want revenge for 2012.

NOW IS THE TIME.

 

[Zoned]

Can anyone explain me how Chelsea lost to bottom placed Sunderland?

 

[Salazar]

Can anyone explain me how Chelsea lost to bottom placed Sunderland?

It's not some kind of mysterious event.

Jonathan Northcroft ‏@JNorthcroft 3m
After stories broke yesterday, no call from United hierarchy to Moyes to reassure or clarify. On a human level, this has not been classy.

Please Wooders, hit the button. Now Moyes is briefing back.

 

[subtles]

It's inhumane.

like they want to punish him for taking a severance package after his colossal fuck up.

 

[Lightning]

United have thrown class out the door here and entered into Man City and Chelsea territory in how not to handle sensitive issues.

 

[sohois]

Can anyone explain me how Chelsea lost to bottom placed Sunderland?

Sunderland scored 2 goals to 1 from Chelsea.

 

[Zabojnik]

"Conte wants to turn Juve upside down." Ten players leaving, Pogba to Bayern, etc. Oh, Tuttosport.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

David Ornstein ‏@bbcsport_david 1m

Man Utd coaching staff are heading into Carrington training ground & have not yet been told anything about their futures #bbcsportsday #mufc

Hahahahaha.

Fuck off Round.

 

[brokenbeans]

His team have got to go with him.

Aside from the seemingly tremendous plunge in technical competence compared to Meulensteen, and the fact that the players demonstrably aren't arsed to play for them, there's just a pitiable lack of ambition. And imagination. And understanding of the level the club aspires to and historically occupies.



When you're building a squad to compete on all fronts, Fellaini, Carrick, Cleverley, Anderson means you are fucked. It doesn't add up to a satisfying range of tactical possibilities for anybody who knows what competitive football at the top of the table and in the CL is like. I don't know how Steve Round existed and functioned at Everton. It feels like he'd be unmasked as a know-nothing at fucking Dagenham. I want him tagged. I want alarms to go off if he comes within 20 miles of Carrington.

Yes it's amazing what disruption Moyes has actually caused, when he cleared out the back room and only Signed Afro we knew we were fucked the team needs to be structured from the bottom up.

Then we have the performances...

 

[Blablurn]

"Conte wants to turn Juve upside down." Ten players leaving, Pogba to Bayern, etc. Oh, Tuttosport.

YES MOYES

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

United have thrown class out the door here and entered into Man City and Chelsea territory in how not to handle sensitive issues.

Truly, my heart is bleeding.

 

[Ushojax]

Can anyone explain me how Chelsea lost to bottom placed Sunderland?

Sunderland scored more goals.

Or to put in another way, MIKE RILEY.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

OMG, the Times think Everton want Cleverley. YES MOYES

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I just spent an entire 10 hour shift with ramifications, mathematics, tables and likelihoods floating around my head as I try and figure out how confident I am of winning the league.

No matter what numbers and possibilities I put into the equation, the answer is always 'fuck knows'

 

[kmax]

Can anyone explain me how Chelsea lost to bottom placed Sunderland?

I saw the game. Chelsea thought they had won the game before even playing it. Complacency cost them.