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[LabouredSubterfuge]

I just spent an entire 10 hour shift with ramifications, mathematics, tables and likelihoods floating around my head as I try and figure out how confident I am of winning the league.

No matter what numbers and possibilities I put into the equation, the answer is always 'fuck knows'

It's the answer to so many questions: PULIS

 

[brokenbeans]

OMG, the Times think Everton want Cleverley. YES MOYES

This is wonderful.

 

[KidA Seven]

Pls, just sack him already. Do us and himself a favor.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Today is a good day. The first time this season I've felt good about United's situation. It's over. It's over.

 

[subtles]

OMG, the Times think Everton want Cleverley. YES MOYES

Viva devised a plan where the money would be used as a Kloppo war chest.

The current war chest will be used to #freeKlopp.

Martinez must really rate the lad.

 

[Feorax]

Mail says he's gone.

 

[danwarb]

Whatever they say about Moyes, he was "going to try to get a team that can win better than this team can."

That is how he should be remembered.

 

[Lightning]

Today is a good day. The first time this season I've felt good about United's situation. It's over. It's over.

I would laugh my ass off if Giggs was your next permanent manager.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Whatever they say about Moyes, he was "going to try to get a team that can win better than this team can."

That is how he should be remembered.

David Moyes: He Died Trying

 

[Salazar]

Mail says he's gone.

Need that club twitter guillotine drop.

I would laugh my ass off if Giggs was your next permanent manager.

At least there's a flicker of contingency there. It's an "if" proposition.

We fucking know Arsenal will be hilarious.

 

[brokenbeans]

My mind blows when I see United fans say he needs moar time, in football time he's had fucking ages and had two transfer windows.

The glazers see no signs that things will be better next season and when you are willing to spend 150 mil plus you need to be certain you have to be certain you have the right man in charge and we don't.

 

[DBT85]

It's important to stick with your manager. Provided that's the right manager. I thought they'd give Moyes another season, but then I thought we'd at least get 4th.

My only concern is that he goes and the likes of Evra, Young et al get another bite at the cherry with a new boss.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Sport Witness ‏@Sport_Witness 25s

Woodward arrived 8am, told Moyes. Ian Ladyman's Daily Mail article on it published by 8.14, despite standing outside Carrington. Quick.

Yup.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

It's the answer to so many questions: PULIS

He and Mourinho will decide this title. Just never know when that cunt Jose will pull a performance and tactical masterclass out of the bag, and Pulis won't let us walk over them, the old school motherfucker

The 4 remaining title-definers seem to be Liverpool-Chelsea, Palace-City, Palace-Liverpool and Everton-City

Fuck knows what'll happen in any of those games

 

[Carbonox]

what is love

baby dont hurt me

dont hurt me

no mo

rip in peaces moyeezus "lightning doesnt strike twice with a country like scotland"

FACK back to work today after a 4 day weekend. The timing with Moyes is no coincidence.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

@Man Utd fans

Hodgson or Benitez?

 

[brokenbeans]

@Man Utd fans

Hodgson or Benitez?

Rafa.

 

[Salazar]

Yup.

Some of our players are easily thick enough to jump on twitter, lol

That's what's coming.

 

[ShogunDarius]

He and Mourinho will decide this title. Just never know when that cunt Jose will pull a performance and tactical masterclass out of the bag, and Pulis won't let us walk over them, the old school motherfucker

The 4 remaining title-definers seem to be Liverpool-Chelsea, Palace-City, Palace-Liverpool and Everton-City

Fuck knows what'll happen in any of those games

Well we need to win 2 and draw 1, so depending on Chelsea, win that and a draw at palace wouldn't be so bad, just have to beat Newcastle. Wouldn't matter what results man City get then. Obviously hoping palace and Everton go for broke though against them.

 

[Tc91]

It's on the official twitter account now.

HE'S GONE!!!!!!!

 

[The_Hitcher89]

It's on the official twitter account now.

HE'S GONE!!!!!!!

This must be how people felt when Deadwood was cancelled.

 

[Blablurn]

It's on the official twitter account now.

HE'S GONE!!!!!!!

Yeeeeees

 

[Carbonox]

ITS OVER

THE DREAM IS DEAD

 

[danwarb]

Gone too soon.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

YYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ushojax]

Levy you need to start manning the phones, get LVG on the line ASAP.

We're at DEFCON 1 now with regard to our next manager.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

OT20| The board giveth, the board taketh away

 

[brokenbeans]

Bring on the wives and girlfriends age of Ryan Giggs.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I'm so fucking happy.

 

[Salazar]

lol, I clicked a link for "Club statement" and it is just, in its entirety, those two tweets.

Bang bang.

 

[kmax]

Official statement

He's gone, gents

 

[Mastadon]

Devastated. Fingers crossed for a Giggs permanent appointment, right guys?

In a statement the club said it "would like to place on record its thanks for the hard work, honesty and integrity he brought to the role. We'll go on now and try our very best to challenge the top clubs. Hopefully".

 

[Lightning]

Levy you need to start manning the phones, get LVG on the line ASAP.

We're at DEFCON 1 now with regard to our next manager.

Another season of Sherwood awaits you!

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I'd laugh my ass off if United did even worse next season.

For a Bayern fan, you're a good egg

 

[Salazar]

Devastated. Fingers crossed for a Giggs permanent appointment, right guys?

Do one.

Bob Cass ‏@Bob_Cass 1m
Echoes of Cloughie's short reign at @LUFC. Look what happened after that. BC won two European Cups!

ehhhhhhhh

 

[Ushojax]

lol the club statement

That's all they could be bothered to say about him.

 

[Walshy]

Devastated. Fingers crossed for a Giggs permanent appointment, right guys?

Let's hope for good performances from him in the close season to convince them to give him the job.

 

[Blablurn]

Thinking about getting a PS4 till summer. The question is: Do I still care about gaming. I seriously regret buying so much stuff on Steam.

 

[KidA Seven]

 

[kharma45]

Requiescat in pace David

 

[brokenbeans]

I'd love to know what SAF thinks of this.

 

[Lambda Pie]

nothing to say, the poem is 2 pages back.

Moyes gone, no more poems. més que un team.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Do one.



ehhhhhhhh

The obsession amongst the media and fans with drawing parallels to the past is strange to me. Who gives a shit? David Moyes is not Nigel Clough, let alone Brian.

 

[kmax]

Round up from the fail:

* Moyes thanked Carrington staff after learning his fate
* Chief executive Ed Woodward delivered news to Moyes face-to-face
* Glazer family lost patience after dismal season at home and abroad
* Final straw came in Sunday's miserable 2-0 defeat at old club Everton
* United are seventh in Premier League, 13 points off fourth place
* Van Gaal lined up as replacement
* Giggs will take temporary charge for Saturday's home match with Norwich

 

[danwarb]

lol the club statement

That's all they could be bothered to say about him.

Didn't even list his achievements.

Awww. Good luck Moyes.

 

[Walshy]

"Glazer family lost patience after dismal season at home and abroad".

Abroad? So they were losing money on the club? Makes sense.

 

[dc89]

The players look gutted.

 

[subtles]

End of an era.

 

[RaikuHebi]

Oh this is where the hilarity truly begins. Let's see these guys keep their holy status as a club of stability hahahahaha.

 

[Salazar]

lol the club statement

That's all they could be bothered to say about him.

The GM of our Bolivian soy crispies sponsorship partner is on skype threatening to pull out.

Arnie could tell you more - club PR are doing triage.