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[Broder Salsa]

God some of these deluded United supporters calling in to talksport.

Someone talking about Mourinho to United, when Mourinho (who is not interested in winning premier league) has won CL, and then have no interest in Chelsea anymore.... Then he will come to United as soon as they come calling.

 

[Scum]

You only get that one if you play Champions League, but Hypiäa has time.

:-/

You can have Moyes' number.

:-/

Didn't Van Gaal nearly go to United the last time Fergie wanted to retire?

In some ways, I think a guy like Van Gaal could be what Utd need. Someone to really boot the cunts out of the team, and get them playing football.

But that's what I wanted at Tottingham. :-(

 

[Jack cw]

Manchester United prepared to see if Bayern Munich coach Pep Guardiola would take over at Old Trafford

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

#pray4Scum

 

[KidA Seven]

WAKE UP WE ARENT THAT BORING

I remember that game. It was boring. Anything that man touches turns to boring shit.

 

[Mr Cola]

I dont know where this Pep thing comes from, its rediculous, its more absurd than Mourinho coming,

 

[gutterboy44]

B... but.. Manchester United have tradition. They don't sack managers. They give them time.

One last "record" Moyes was able to break during his tenure.

 

[Wilbur]

Salazar you've single handedly made me laugh about ten times this morning, I really want to ask for your hand in marriage. y/n?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I dont know where this Pep thing comes from, its rediculous, its more absurd than Mourinho coming,

I think it means we're them sounding out before concentrating on more realistic targets. Just like the report says.

 

[Yurt]

I remember that game. It was boring

we'll make it up to you <3

Salazar you've single handedly made me laugh about ten times this morning, I really want to ask for your hand in marriage. y/n?

No

 

[Broder Salsa]

Someone got paid to write that.

It's part of their "United is the biggest club in the world" thing, where they assume every manager was crying over not being offered the job.... Now they think Pep and Mou will gladly leave to come and fix that shithole. They should be looking at actual realistic targets, like Neil Lennon.

 

[Coldnoodle]

#pray4pulga

 

[Into]

I cry evrtym i think of mojes 8_(

 

[Jack cw]

Someone got paid to write that.

I dont know where this Pep thing comes from, its rediculous, its more absurd than Mourinho coming,

I love the part where their "sources" say that Pep isnt happy with the influence of former Bayern players in the club. I am a Bayern supporter for nearly 25 years and I have never seen the club supporting a caoch like they do with Pep, even former idiots like Beckenbauer, Matthäus, Scholl or Kahn.

 

[Scum]

#pray4Scum

I'm already dead.

 

[Carbonox]

Moyes will take over at Newcastle. Book it.

Ain't even gonna lie, he'd be a huge step up from Pardew and at least knows how to work with limited funds.

Job done.

MOYEEZUS JUST ROSE AGAIN

 

[Wilbur]

Everything I'm reading about van Gaal makes me simultaneously want him more AND hope there's no chance.

Maybe Madrid are nuts enough to sack Carlo. Yes pls.

 

[Vivalaraza]

It's part of their "United is the biggest club in the world" thing, where they assume every manager was crying over not being offered the job.... Now they think Pep and Mou will gladly leave to come and fix that shithole. They should be looking at actual realistic targets, like Neil Lennon.

I can't believe you still think Mou wasn't desperate for it last year :lol

It's okay - joke ended up being on us.

 

[Jack cw]

Maybe Madrid are nuts enough to sack Carlo. Yes pls.

So you support Bayern in the next 7 days?

 

[justjohn]

Banned Paper says Giggs, Butt and Phil Neville are training the team today.

Why is phil Neville still there?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Why is phil Neville still there?

I would like to know this.

 

[Carbonox]

Why is phil Neville still there?

He thinks he's friends with true legends Ryan and Nicky. That awkward third friend who feels left out all the time when the other two get talking about something the third person has no experience with. HEY NICKY REMEMBER THAT AWESOME PASS IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE YOU DID FOR ME? HEY PHIL DO YOU - OH MAN

Phillip wants to feel loved cos he's got no one else now. He'll be canned with the rest of the Moyes boys.

 

[Scum]

Why is phil Neville still there?

The Old Posse together, innit.

 

[Wilbur]

So you support Bayern in the next 7 days?

fuck i didnt think about that

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Really strange that Based Cunte isn't being named in any of these lists.

He can come to United and finally be united with Nani.

 

[Salazar]

Wilbur

You might not want to hear this

but Dwight is one thick motherfucker

 

[Jimmyfenix]

Just came out of my Exam . wowowowowowwowowowowowowowowowowo Hes actually gone haha!

 

[Wilbur]

Really strange that Based Cunte isn't being named in any of these lists.

He can come to United and finally be united with Nani.

Yeah, surprised by that. I would guess it's another Klopp situation, same with Simeone.

 

[Yurt]

OMG YESSSSSSSSSSS

PAGING ZABO

PAGING ZABPEWRIOKP

Lazio ‘await’ Juve Lulic bid

Lazio are seen as ready to receive an offer from Juventus for Senad Lulic and have their cash valuation and exchange targets already in mind.

It is seen that Lazio’s President is prepared to listen to cash-plus-player offers for Lulic, with a sum of between €7m and €8m and one from Sebastian Giovinco, Fabio Quagliarella and Mauricio Isla sent the other way.

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Everything I'm reading about van Gaal makes me simultaneously want him more AND hope there's no chance.
.

LvG is genuinely the only one capable of fixing us. He'll overhaul our squad and the whole club. Please accept him.

 

[Yen]

"@paddypower: Ryan Giggs is the first person in history to have both played and managed Man Utd and slept with his brother’s wife."

Fargo was top.

 

[massivekettle]

Why did Klopp refuse ManUtd's offer? That's like the best thing that could ever happen to him.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Why did Klopp refuse ManUtd's offer? That's like the best thing that could ever happen to him.

Said he wants to honour his contract with Dortmund.

 

[Wilbur]

Wilbur

You might not want to hear this

but Dwight is one thick motherfucker

He fucked Jordan you don't think I know that bbz

LvG is genuinely the only one capable of fixing us. He'll overhaul our squad and the whole club. Please accept him.

I think he'd either be absolutely brilliant or a disaster

 

[Scum]

Conte should maybe consider sending all three to Lazio.

 

[Fady K]

Why do some Bayern fans want Pep out? They're joking right ?

 

[FlutterPuffs]

What would be ideal for me is having Van Gaal for 2 seasons to build up the team, and go for a long term manager after the contract is up.

Like Klopp. Imagine a team Van Gaal built and managed by him.

 

[Jack cw]

Why do some Bayern fans want Pep out? They're joking right ?

LOL, fady pls. Its only ONE "fan", and that one you cant take serious

 

[massivekettle]

Said he wants to honour his contract with Dortmund.

Bet he changes his tone once he loses Reus and Lewandowski... Anyway, he will come to regret it...

 

[Jack cw]

fuck i didnt think about that

Just do it!

 

[Cairnsay]

Ain't even gonna lie, he'd be a huge step up from Pardew and at least knows how to work with limited funds.

Job done.

MOYEEZUS JUST ROSE AGAIN

THIS

Head north Dave, come save us.

Real talk, can't see him being the meek yes man that Ashley wants.

 

[Fergie]

http://youtu.be/0-s6tO01hVE

YES

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I've seen Blanc mentioned but the more I think about it I really don't want him.

 

[Kamakazie!]

The best thing about all of this is they hired Moyes when Mourinho was on all fours, and fired him when all they can get is the mad gorp from The Goonies.

And Giggs as interim.

Christ.

Giggs. Supported by Nicky Butt.

Still glad we didn't take Mourinho. He can't avoid controversy and spreads discord wherever he goes.
Chelsea will see him off on another 2 hats after he fails to retain next year's title and does something stupid with the media.
There are more interesting options around and I'd rather we took a risk on a less proven manager than get the Mourinho circus.

 

[pappe]

Although this Pep thing is absolute nonsense.

A part of me wants to see Pep try tiki taka with Smalling Fellaini Cleverley Young and Valencia

 

[Zabojnik]

Really strange that Based Cunte isn't being named in any of these lists.

He can come to United and finally be united with Nani.

Yeah, it's a Klopp-like situation. Well, almost. Klopp will likely see out his contract, Conte will probably start looking for a side with a proper CL-winning chance in a couple of seasons, if we won't provide him with the players he wants. He's nothing if not extremely ambitious.

OMG YESSSSSSSSSSS

PAGING ZABO

PAGING ZABPEWRIOKP

Wanted to post this a few days back, forgot about it. Ehhhhh. I like Lulic well enough, but I see him as a very good bench player, not a starter. He's also 28 already. Although if Quaglia or Isla were to be included in the deal, then by all means! Can't say he's the terzino sinistro of my dreams though.

 

[Gareth Bale]

So are we confident that Woodward isn't going to fuck up appointing a new manager?

 

[Jack cw]

Klopp rejects Uniteds interest, says he wont break his contract.

 

[pappe]

I've seen Blanc mentioned but the more I think about it I really don't want him.

That would be like replacing Moyes with a French version of Moyes.

 

[3Sixty]

I hope Pep never manages in the Prem.

Could do without that boredom on TV every other week.

 

[WJD]

So are we confident that Woodward isn't going to fuck up appointing a new manager?

no

no no no no nope