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[Feorax]

And affords crystal Pulis to only need a draw to screw Liverpool over. Palace are capable of a draw.

Ok.

Assuming we beat Newcastle at home (lol), that would give us 85 points. City would then need to win all of their remaining games, including Everton and Palace away, to win the title. A single draw and we win the league.

If they win all of their games in that run then they're just as worthy of winning the league as us. can't see it though.

 

[Moobabe]

It's all about the journey to get there. They'll be laughing when they've done the quadruple next season. The lows of this season will make the highs higher.

That's true - it's the Man United philosophy as well!

 

[Broder Salsa]

welcome to the dysfunctional family

Speaking of dysfunctional families, this is Andres last tweet... New Years eve.

Is it safe to assume he's either dead or in Colombian prison for incest with cousin?

 

[Splatt]

Ok.

Assuming we beat Newcastle at home (lol), that would give us 85 points. City would then need to win all of their remaining games, including Everton and Palace away, to win the title. A single draw and we win the league.

If they win all of their games in that run then they're just as worthy of winning the league as us. can't see ot though.

Big black legsToure is back for City's next game, I can see them beating both Everton and Palace if he bothers to show up.

 

[Feorax]

Big black legsToure is back for City's next game, I can see them beating both Everton and Palace if he bothers to show up.

Big if though.

Silva being out is a massive loss, given his recent form.

 

[Lightning]

And City are more prone to dropping points than Liverpool, currently. Who also have to play Palace. Don't tie yourself in knots.

City going to steal win against Pulis this weekend and completely annoy him and he'll take it out on Liverpool.

I got it all figured out.


On a more serious note since I don't care who wins the pl as long as Mourinho doesn't win it Mirallas is out for the season for Everton. I like that.

 

[OriginalThinking]

Sounds very much like child trafficking to me.

I think it would be fair to say if you asked most people what trafficked children would be used for, they probably wouldn't say that it would be being taught at Europe's most elite football academy surrounded by experts with a higher standard of living than in their home country and likely a higher standard of education.

I'm not saying that the club couldn't do far far better but it's not likely that it wasn't with the parents permission and it's not like he's being pressed into slavery with no option to return to Cameroon if he so wished.

Barcelona aren't exactly coming out of this one without dirt on their hands, but there's an awful lot of people who just want to see the clubs image tarnished and will exaggerate the crimes it's committed. Barcelona deserve their punishment yes, but it doesn't need blowing out of proportion.

 

[Yurt]

and they have dominated world football like chelsea never have and never will. they have left a legacy, chelsea legacy is abramovich.

don't be silly

Speaking of dysfunctional families, this is Andres last tweet... New Years eve.

Is it safe to assume he's either dead or in Colombian prison for incest with cousin?

haha he's so weird man, I feel uncomfortable interacting with him most of the time!

I do hope he's okay though..

 

[Broder Salsa]

Jose Mourinho has confirmed that Petr Cech will miss the rest of the season with a dislocated shoulder

WHERE'S TURNBULL?! He can't be hard to find that fat bastard.

 

[Messi]

Speaking of dysfunctional families, this is Andres last tweet... New Years eve.

Is it safe to assume he's either dead or in Colombian prison for incest with cousin?

Jesus Christ that's ominous .

 

[il Diavolo]

Posting gifs of yourself. Dat vanity.

Spoiler

<3

 

[subtles]

welcome to the dysfunctional family

That's the most apt description I've seen yet.

 

[Sviatoslav]

But it isn't anyone else. Of course Mourinho got more time than most other managers, also helps that unlike AVB the squad really likes him, unlike Benitez the fans really like him and unlike RDM he's actually a good manager. No offense to RDM, I love him and him winning CL for Chelsea is one of the most amazing things ever.

Yep. Mou's reputation is carrying him while he's slowly becoming a specialist in failure himself.

 

[wedward]

Chelsea have won more European knockout ties than the rest of England combined in the past three years.

But but but....

But what?

 

[arkon]

I think it would be fair to say if you asked most people what trafficked children would be used for, they probably wouldn't say that it would be being taught at Europe's most elite football academy surrounded by experts with a higher standard of living than in their home country and likely a higher standard of education.

I'm not saying that the club couldn't do far far better but it's not likely that it wasn't with the parents permission and it's not like he's being pressed into slavery with no option to return to Cameroon if he so wished.

Barcelona aren't exactly coming out of this one without dirt on their hands, but there's an awful lot of people who just want to see the clubs image tarnished and will exaggerate the crimes it's committed. Barcelona deserve their punishment yes, but it doesn't need blowing out of proportion.

Child slaves though, mate.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Yep. Mou's reputation is carrying him while he's slowly becoming a specialist in failure himself.

Dangerously close to winning the league, with a side that still doesn't have a proper striker and in the semi final of CL, with a good first match to make it to the final. Eh. Enjoy AVB.

But what?

But they play bad football and should be ashamed of themselves. Play like Arsenal and be proud of never even getting close to winning it.

Here's another one: Chelsea have won more Champions League finals than Arsenal in the entire history of football.

 

[L1NETT]

Turnbull is at Donny Wooden

The chubby son of a gun

 

[Yurt]

City going to steal win against Pulis this weekend and completely annoy him and he'll take it out on Liverpool.

I got it all figured out.


On a more serious note since I don't care who wins the pl as long as Mourinho doesn't win it Mirallas is out for the season for Everton. I like that.

How you doing Lightning! Did you enjoy your break?

 

[subtles]

Jose Mourinho has confirmed that Petr Cech will miss the rest of the season with a dislocated shoulder

WHERE'S TURNBULL?! He can't be hard to find that fat bastard.

Now is the time.

Recall Courtois.

 

[Scully Scully Scoo]

ah this a great thread, pity i hadnt discovered it sooner. till tomo lads

 

[Mascot]

So - Czech's out, but what's the verdict on slitty-eyes? Missing the match Sunday?

 

[Yurt]

ah this a great thread, pity i hadnt discovered it sooner. till tomo lads

Welcome again

 

[Splatt]

WHERE'S TURNBULL?! He can't be hard to find that fat bastard.

He's applying for the Utd job

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

 

[subtles]

Dangerously close to winning the league, with a side that still doesn't have a proper striker and in the semi final of CL, with a good first match to make it to the final. Eh. Enjoy AVB.

I must say, the most impressive part of your season was getting here with the lack of a WC striker.

Next season will be pretty awesome for you guys.

 

[hiroshawn]

You can't be for real. You just can't.

/dies

It's fine I'm gonna collect big this weekend. I'm modifying my method.

 

[Steverulez]

Jose Mourinho has confirmed that Petr Cech will miss the rest of the season with a dislocated shoulder

WHERE'S TURNBULL?! He can't be hard to find that fat bastard.

Doncaster. We'll send JT over when hes not playing against Liverpool, see if his wife his home...

Spoiler

I assume he has a wife.

 

[Gurthang]

If ATM gets a goal in Stamford Bridge then I think they will go through.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Doncaster. We'll send JT over when hes not playing against Liverpool, see if his wife his home...

Spoiler

I assume he has a wife.

Well I remember his son scoring that great goal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GfAZLlf26Y

If ATM gets a goal in Stamford Bridge then I think they will go through.

Me too. But still think this was the right thing to do, no way should Chelsea be too attacking when they are lacking both Hazard and Eto'o. Oscar is in terrible form and Torres is Torres. Fuck having to rely on that scoring a goal.

 

[wedward]

Dangerously close to winning the league, with a side that still doesn't have a proper striker and in the semi final of CL, with a good first match to make it to the final. Eh. Enjoy AVB.




But they play bad football and should be ashamed of themselves. Play like Arsenal and be proud of never even getting close to winning it.

Here's another one: Chelsea have won more Champions League finals than Arsenal in the entire history of football.

It is incredible how butthurt you get over this.

 

[arkon]

If ATM gets a goal in Stamford Bridge then I think they will go through.

But only if Chelsea don't score two goals.

 

[subtles]

Welcome again

I swear you are , with your Johnny avatar, the king of the edit.

Bravo.

 

[FootballFan]

Posting gifs of yourself. Dat vanity.

Spoiler

<3

That's the joke.

Echte liebe.

 

[arkon]

Well I remember his son scoring that great goal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GfAZLlf26Y
.

That's adorable. The little arms in the air after soaking up the adulation cap it off beautifully.

 

[Broder Salsa]

and yet... you're the one in here obsessing about Mourinho, being a jealous voyeur much like your manager.

This is boring as shit, but why would you expect Mourinho to play any other way.

If he were the manager of Bayern he would set his team up like this.

Can one of these journalists grow some balls in the next 5 minutes and ask Mourinho what century it is?

Chelsea aren't Bradford or some lower division team. They have spent an insane amount of money.

You know you can admit that your team plays shit football. It's ok. Mourinho isn't going to slap you through the tv.

and the most hilarious parts, discrediting what Mou did with Porto lol

He inherited a strong squad.

They had an easy route to the final.

 

[Gurthang]

But only if Chelsea don't score two goals.

They won't. Their defense is too strong.

 

[Hixx]

One of the local papers reckons Louis Laing is on trial at Man United.

I am genuinely surprised we let him go, imo he is a real talent but he got a really bad injury. Just really surprised Man United are looking at him, though. He's 21 I think.

 

[Lightning]

How you doing Lightning! Did you enjoy your break?

Yeah I'm doing great and I did enjoy my break. The negative results feel less painful when I'm not on GAF reading our club get slugged to hell and back over and over again. Top 4 and FA cup is what I hoped for at the start of the season and we're on course to deliver that.

Very satisfied.

 

[José Mourinho]

and yet... you're the one in here obsessing about Mourinho, being a jealous voyeur much like your manager.









and the most hilarious parts, discrediting what Mou did with Porto lol

Imagine tuning in to watch a team you don't like, headed up by a manager you despise, and then expecting to be entertained. I'd just turn off if it was me.

 

[Steverulez]

Well I remember his son scoring that great goal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GfAZLlf26Y

Oh shiiit I had forgotten about that, I hope we signed him up probably on his way to Barca though.

 

[Wilbur]

Hahaha people ripping into Chelsea and 'English football' again. Go ask Barca what their CL result was at the Calderon, or the plethora of Spanish clubs that have gone there this year.

Mourinho's job is to get Chelsea into the Champions League final, not to make an emaciated boy somewhere in Argentina cum a sock load all over his one remaining avocado.

 

[José Mourinho]

Hahaha people ripping into Chelsea and 'English football' again. Go ask Barca what their CL result was at the Calderon, or the plethora of Spanish clubs that have gone there this year.

Mourinho's job is to get Chelsea into the Champions League final, not to make an emaciated boy somewhere in Argentina cum a sock load all over his one remaining avocado.

So eloquently put.

 

[Clegg]

Telegraph say Ancelotti is now United's number one target.

 

[subtles]

Telegraph say Ancelotti is now United's number one target.

PSG - Madrid- United

He's quite the wanted man.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Dangerously close to winning the league, with a side that still doesn't have a proper striker and in the semi final of CL, with a good first match to make it to the final. Eh. Enjoy AVB.

I certainly am enjoying it. 100% record so far. Regardless of what you think of his time in England, AVB was a great get for a club of Zenit's stature. It's like Copenhagen getting Bendtner.

 

[Steverulez]

and yet... you're the one in here obsessing about Mourinho, being a jealous voyeur much like your manager.

and the most hilarious parts, discrediting what Mou did with Porto lol

I bet he would do anything to get Jose over at Arsenal as well, unless the trophy for 4th is sufficient?

 

[WJD]

Telegraph say Ancelotti is now United's number one target.

I wouldn't mind it like, but why would he leave Madrid?

 

[Splatt]

Liverpool is destroying my Hull team in PES 2013

Sturridge stahp ;_;

 

[Steverulez]

I wouldn't mind it like, but why would he leave Madrid?

He might get sacked I would guess. Perez can be ruthless at times...

 

[wedward]

and yet... you're the one in here obsessing about Mourinho, being a jealous voyeur much like your manager.









and the most hilarious parts, discrediting what Mou did with Porto lol

And you replied to every one of them. and just did again.

I bet he would do anything to get Jose over at Arsenal as well, unless the trophy for 4th is sufficient?

Chelsea are about to be trophy-less and played shit football.