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[K1LLER7]

Happy bday to you Arnie, and as we are likely not to get it (and as we will likely lose bad at Anfield due to missing our main keeper and main defender and possibly best player Hazard), you and the other liverpool fans all over the world will have deserved this emphatic title win.

Regarding yesterday's game, all I'll say is I absolutely love the Chelsea fans in here. Jose Mourinho aka Kyle, Steve, TrueBlue, Woodenlung, Qin, etc. you guys absolutely rule and your posts are a joy to read.

And, as is the case always, Yurt rules and Wilbury's epic posts to those who criticize "parking the bus" own.

A wild Fady appears!

 

[Blablurn]

:/

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

anyone else seen the trailer for Next Goal Wins? It's to do with training the American Samoa team that lost 31-0 to Australia.

 

[José Mourinho]

Do you not feel that Chelsea with their expensive manager and very expensive team should perhaps not be hiding from an impoverished AM side though?

Like if you spend all this fucking money to then be outshone performance and attacking wise by a team that is struggling financially, does that not maybe stick in the craw at some level that these defensive performances are what you get for that obscene amount of money?

Pretty sure that's the reason for which Roman fired Mourinho the first time.

Cause Roman was a dumb fuck. Although that was clearly not the only reasons, the reasons also being Mourinho being very unhappy with the players getting bought and the results being shit.


and no, opening yourself up to counters against Atletico would have been suicide, got no football moral obligations to anyone because of the money spent.

What Wooden said.

You spend money on the players you want, there comes a time that you must play a certain way regardless of expenditure. People love to think there is this wonderful correlation between money spent and "good" football. However, there's not.

I want a team who are effective. If the team we have are just that, for the money spent, then I and nearly all Chelsea fans will be happy.

Manchester City spend loads of money and play much nicer football than us. Where has it got them?

 

[Jack cw]

:/

Thats my expression when I saw your avatar.

And LOL at the Chelski apologists and defenders. Sad.

 

[Fady K]

A wild Fady appears!

I miss you guys very much. You guys move so fast in this thread and I move so slow in it. I will be relegated to League One at this rate.

 

[Messi]

lol

It begins!

Goddammit Brian.

I thought you were being rehabilitated

I just don't post about it anymore. I have a large chunk of the new world cup jerseys. I also bought a Muller Bayern home kit because why not.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Chelsea can obv play whatever way they like and that's fair enough and considering the circumstances it made some sense to set up the way they did yesterday.

But

I'll still maintain that I think it's a shame a club with such resource is yet to commit to a more expansive and exciting way of playing. Don't expect Chelsea or it's fans to care, if they win they're happy. But comments like "it's about more than winning" aren't ridiculous at all IMO. It's a perfectly justifiable point of view. Surely Chelsea fans would be happier winning in more style? Were it possible of course. Is it possible for Chelsea...I think so.

 

[Jack cw]

I just don't post about it anymore. I have a large chunk of the new world cup jerseys. I also bought a Muller Bayern home kit because why not.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Your shirt buying habit is almost as bad as my habit for freebasing cocaine.

 

[Messi]

Your shirt buying habit is almost as bad as my habit for freebasing cocaine.

You want a hook up. I know a guy who sells sweets.

 

[Kyoufu]

Holy crap, Di Matteo Moyes has been sacked!

Did anyone else feel their soul wanting to escape the prison of their body as they watched the Chelsea game last night?

 

[bjaelke]

 

[Yurt]

SUP FAY-DEE


Good choice Messi, Muller is legit amazing. By far my favourite German.

 

[Wilbur]

Nice statement from Moyseh there. I honestly wish him the very best in the future. Wish it would have worked out.

 

[Yurt]

Nice statement from Moyseh there. I honestly wish him the very best in the future. Wish it would have worked out.

No you don't looooool

 

[Freewheelin']

Holy crap, Di Matteo Moyes has been sacked!

Did anyone else feel their soul wanting to escape the prison of their body as they watched the Chelsea game last night?

Moyes to go to Newcastle once Pardiola gets sacked

 

[Feorax]

Am I reading it that there's no mention of the players in that statement?

Moyes was never the right man for the job, but the attitude of some of the playing staff has been horrific this season. Huge changes needed.

 

[Wilbur]

No you don't looooool

I honestly do!

Am I reading it that there's no mention of the players in that statement?

Moyes was never the right man for the job, but the attitude of some of the playing staff has been horrific this season. Huge changes needed.

Agreed, they've been utter cunts. But you could argue staff implies players.

 

[Carbonox]

Moyes to go to Newcastle once Pardiola gets sacked

im fine with this

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Tell us what you really think Moyes. Fuck the well wishes hogwash.

 

[Yurt]

I honestly do!

oh ♡ then you shouldn't!

You have changed WilburY. And I'm not talking about the apparent lack of Y here.

I blame that chicken girl you're hanging out with

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Tell us what you really think Moyes. Fuck the well wishes hogwash.

Well we know he fucking hates Ferdinand, RVP and Kagawa.

 

[Carbonox]

oh ♡ then u shouldnt

You have changed WilburY. And I'm not talking about the apparent lack of Y here.

I blame that chicken girl you're hanging out with

ducks are superior man i know from experience

 

[Vivalaraza]

Nah, definitely no thanks for the players and clear about the need to revamp the squad.

Fair enough.

It is a managers job, in any walk of life, to ensure people do their best and enjoy what they do. The players have obviously been terrible and must take responsibility too. Not any single persons faults. Moyes has gone for his mistakes and I hope players leave in the summer for theirs.

Edit - Also no mention of the suits, again more than fair enough.

 

[Scum]

Tell us what you really think Moyes. Fuck the well wishes hogwash.

Could you imagine.

Reporter A: "So, Moyes. Could you pin point wher-"
Moyes: "Where do I start? Cunts. Cunts everywhere."
Reporter A: "...."
....

Reporter A: "....Go on...

 

[José Mourinho]

Football should have judges like boxing. In the case of draws the judges could award style and flair points to determine the outcome. Then, there should be two league tables like F1, the actual table and the moral table. That way effective teams could be rewarded for their ugly wins whilst Barcelona and their ilk could lift the Moral Victors Cup every year.

Football would be alive!

 

[Marc]

Jack - More than two clubs?

My understanding that Chelsea are still paying off his contract, so he doesn't need to work. If he gets another job, the payments end.

His contract length was fairly short and surely a top club would be close to matching it, personally think he just hasnt had any offers.

 

[Wilbur]

oh ♡ then you shouldn't!

You have changed WilburY. And I'm not talking about the apparent lack of Y here.

I blame that chicken girl you're hanging out with

She has softened my heart but hardened my cock

the perfect match

 

[Yurt]

ducks are superior man i know from experience

carbo staaahp

Well we know he fucking hates Ferdinand, RVP and Kagawa.

And Zaha. Why do you guys keep forgetting about Zaha :lol stop pretending he doesn't exist!

 

[Blablurn]

Müller is probably the most likable person in professional football. Love his interviews.

 

[Vivalaraza]

carbo staaahp

And Zaha. Why do you guys keep forgetting about Zaha :lol stop pretending he doesn't exist!

Why do you keep reminding us of him.

Wait a minute..you guys want a winger huh..

 

[Jack cw]

Jack - More than two clubs?

Haha, no. Its Bayern only, but I must admit that I have a huge collection of kits from several clubs, even EPL and EPS clubs :/

 

[Lightning]

Well we know he fucking hates Ferdinand, RVP and Kagawa.

RVP better hope that LVG is the next United manager. He's getting on in years and his frail injury prone body is going go to see the rest of his career petter out if he doesn't pull his ego in.

 

[Salvadora]

Quite a classy statement from Moyes there.

United might need the likes of Van Gaal and Keane at the club to keep the players from becoming too big for their boots.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Müller is probably the most likable person in professional football. Love his interviews.

His face is very off-putting.

 

[Salazar]

I'm sure Shinji will suffer all the torments of Tartarus for wearing a slight smirk as he was whisked through customs.

I fucking chortled when I read that as a mark against his conduct.

What do they want - garment-rending ?

Quite a classy statement from Moyes there.

United might need the likes of Van Gaal and Keane at the club to keep the players from becoming too big for their boots.

Or we could recruit gutless midgets. Different strokes.

 

[Jack cw]

His face is very off-putting.

He has the same variety in facial expressions as Phil Jones though.

 

[ShogunDarius]

She has softened my heart but hardened my cock

the perfect match

Pure GAF GOLD here

 

[Salvadora]

Russell Brand's wrote something sublime for the Guardian regarding the whole situation.

David Moyes's face has now experienced the fate for which it looks like it was designed. The deep grooves of grief in his brow, his sunken, woeful eyes and dry parched lips a perspicacious sculpture carved in anticipation of this slap of indignity.

http://www.theguardian.com/global/b...ford-ferguson-moyes-manchester-united-tragedy

 

[Vivalaraza]

Quite a classy statement from Moyes there.

United might need the likes of Van Gaal and Keane at the club to keep the players from becoming too big for their boots.

Keane is an utter piece of shit of a man and an awful manager.

Great player, exactly what you want as a player.

That's where it ends for him in football aside from being fun every now and then on ITV.

 

[José Mourinho]

I think Fergie has done United a huge favour. He knew the probability of reproducing what he had accomplished was minuscule. There was no point in bringing in a real world class manager and giving United fans en masse the genuine hope of producing a Fergie mk II. Instead, he and the club took a poor season in stride, employed Moyes knowing he'd inevitably fail. Now, none of you have any expectations and the only way is up. United can become part of the hiring and firing status quo. He eased you all in gently by recommending a man that nobody, in their heart of hearts, believed had it in him.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I'm sure Shinji will suffer all the torments of Tartarus for wearing a slight smirk as he was whisked through customs.

I fucking chortled when I read that as a mark against his conduct.

What do they want - garment-rending ?

Public self flagellation. Would've happened under Fergie doncha know.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Russell Brand is terrible.

 

[Yurt]

She has softened my heart but hardened my cock

the perfect match

YES NANDOS

Happy for you <3

Why do you keep reminding us of him.

Wait a minute..you guys want a winger huh..

How the fuck did we spend 10 million on him ffs. WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!

edit: We don't! But thanks for the offer

 

[L1NETT]

anyone else seen the trailer for Next Goal Wins? It's to do with training the American Samoa team that lost 31-0 to Australia.

Looks pretty neat, will check that out.

Best sports docs aren't always centered on the sport though.

TT Closer to the Edge and Senna are great, recommend people to check those out.

Russell Brand is terrible.

Revolution, yeah. Fuck the political system yeah, Fuck them bankers, yeah.

*goes off to back multi million pound hollywood film.

 

[Salazar]

Tor Kristian Karlsen seems so much more sane, informative, and clued-in than that Fjortoft cock.

His Guardian piece makes me terrified of Wooders being the axis of all this decision-making, though. A casual admiration for Kloppo and a consciousness that Moyesball was dire do not a footballing mind make.

 

[Yurt]

Keane is an utter piece of shit of a man and an awful manager.

Great player, exactly what you want as a player.

That's where it ends for him in football aside from being fun every now and then on ITV.

what is this

stop it

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Looks pretty neat, will check that out.

Best sports docs aren't always centered on the sport though.

TT Closer to the Edge and Senna are great, recommend people to check those out.

Murderball is recommended if you've not seen that.

 

[Zabojnik]

Russell Brand is terrible.

He gets mentioned here a fair bit. Is he that famous in GB? Nobody even knows who he is around here.